"Where we goin' again?" asked Os. "North to this, um, War of the Five Kings thing" responded Andros, "The Neck then, that would be a good first stop for this quest of ours" added Aaly. "Wat 'bout me neck?" confused was Os. "The Neck is what divides The North and South of Westeros, watched and supervised by The Lord of The Twins" said Zhi. Everybody stopped and looked at Zhi. "What?, my mother was scholar".
"To the Twins we go then, see what's going on there, see if they need some arse kicking" said Andros. "So how did you all three met?" asked Aaly.
"It is a painfully long story to tell Aaly, can I call you Aaly?, yes?, awesome, well long story short: I met Oscur when we were about to be sold in a slave auction, and I helped him escape. Zhi-Mi I met her a year later, and we asked her to train us in The Art of Combat, it was hard to convince her, but she only agreed 'cause she liked to hurt us". Zhi then added "Liked?, I still do".
"Wat's dis place?" Os said while surveying the surroundings. "This place my big friend is, if my memory is not playing with me, this place is the… Green Fork?" as he finished his sentence he look at Aaly for approval, she nodded her head, Andros continued "Yes!, the Green Fork". "Why is called dat?" Os continued asking. "Who da fuck knows" replied Andros. Aaly then tried to answer "It is called that be...". Zhi interrupted her "Silence!", then she whispered "Do you hear that?". Out of the trees, a small creature emerged rapidly.
"A lion pup!" exclaimed Os. He immediately rushed to hug it, and pick it up. "Wait, wait, wait, time off, I thought you were afraid of lions?" asked Andros. "I was afraid of Da Great Lion of Gorza'ga 'cause it could have eat me whole in two bites, da madafaka was colossally ginormagantuan".
"I'll name you Winston" Os said to the pup. "A lion named Winston, now this is fucked up" commented Zhi. "What is a lion doing so far from south-east of Westeros?" asked Aaly. Andros replied, "As I recall saying earlier; Who da fuck knows".