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Chapter 11

I'm Comin For Ya

Leon and whatever her name is continued on into the next room. It had a small platform with two giant wheels on it. Leon thought it would be fun to take a ride on it with Ashley and secretly push her off. Unfortunatley, when he pressed the "x" button to get on, The game wouldn't let Ashley come with. So, he rode alone.

The room up ahead had a bunch of cement dragons and a lot of fire. Leon thought they were all real.

"I must slay you dragons!" he yelled. With that, he whipped out his Chicago Typewriter, yielded it like a sword, and bean shooting the little people inside the dragons.

"You must now only adress me by King Kennedy, Slayer Of All Dragons!" he yelled.

As headed toward the exit, he heard someone mumbling outside.

"Who's that?" he thought. If only Leon COULD think. He put his ear up to the door and listened.

"Barney…dinosaur..imaginaaaation," was all he could make out.

"What the?" He quietly opened the door and stepped out. Ashley had her back turned to him, so she couldn't see him. Suddenly, it all became clear to Leon.

"And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensaaaation!" Ashley sang as she busted out M.C. Hammer moves.

"Ashley what are you doing?" Leon asked her as he rode to the other side.

"NOTHING!" she yelled back. To their right was something Ashley had always dreamed of.

"The love tunnel!" she called out.

"What?" asked Leon, who didn't know what love is. Without hesitation, Ashley jumped right in.

"Come on in," she said as she stared seductivley at Leon.

Leon got into the cart and punched Ashley in the face. The idiot cart rolled on.

"Leon you jerk!" Ashley yelled when they got to the other side. " Now I need ice!"

Then some random music came on and Leon sang, "Ice! Ice! Baby!"{

"Urgh!" stupid graham cracker groaned. "Let's just keep moving.

Eventually Leon got the King's Grail and got to the part where the yellow door slides open. Midget Salazar was standing behind it. He farted, then turned around.

"I think you've lived long enough," he said. "Let's see if you can survive this time."

Salazar lifted his hand and the ceiling with spikes on it started coming down.\

"NOOO!" Ashley yelled.

"YESSSS!" Leon yelled back. "ASHLEY SANDWICH!!!"

"You idiot! We'll both die!!!"

"Noodles!" Leon "cursed." Luckily he was smart enough to shoot at the shiny red lights. The ceiling stopped moving.

After the got the Queen's Grail, Leon had no idea what to do. He stood there until one of the grails slipped out of his hand and into the right spot.

"Works for me,"said Leon.

"Hey Leon?" asked stupid Ashley.

"Yeah?"

"How come you always say 'I'm comin for ya' all the time?"

"Ashley," he began.

"Hmm?"

"I'm comin for ya."

"Urgh!" she groaned. "If I had a dollar for every time you said that-"

"ASHLEY!!!" he interrupted.

"WHAT???!!!"

"I'm comin for ya."

Ashley was so mad that she didn't notice an extremely fat Novistador coming up behind her. It swooped down and grabbed her butt and flew away.

"AAAAHHHH!" she screamed annoyingly. "HELP!!!"

However, Ashley was too fat for the extremely fat Novistador and they both plumeted to the ground far below.

"Don't worry Ashley! I'm comin for ya!" Leon yelled.

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