AN: Happy New Year! Hope it was a good one! No beta still. Hope you are amused!
Caroline was towards Klaus's office. Klaus had been acting strange lately. She couldn't put her finger on it, but there was a change in him, she didn't know what exactly it was. She had never visited him at work, but decided to. She saw Greta sitting at her desk outside his office.
"I'm here to see Klaus" Caroline said
"Do you have an appointment?" Great asked
"No, I'm here to see him"
"He's very busy"
"Tell him I'm here"
"He's rather busy"
"Really?" Caroline said as she opened the door to his office
Caroline walked inside and saw how massive it was. Klaus was sitting behind his desk, looking at reports on his laptop. He looked up and saw Caroline standing there with Greta behind her.
"What are you doing here love?" Klaus asked as he got up
"I came to see you" Caroline said
"Leave us" Klaus said to Greta
Greta only nodded and closed the door. Caroline walked over to him, looking around his office.
"I've never seen where you work" Caroline said
"I've never seen where you work either love"
"You're office is huge, and you're the only person in here?"
"Yes"
"I was going to ask you if you wanted to have lunch"
Stefan walked into his office and saw a bottle on his desk with a red bow on it. He walked over to it and saw it was his favorite bottle of bourbon. He picked it up on and there was a small tag on it.
To Stefan, Happy New Year, Klaus
Stefan wondered why Klaus gave him the bottle. It wasn't his birthday. He took the bottle with him as he headed towards Klaus's office.
Klaus had torn open Caroline's blouse, pulling the shirt down her shoulders, inadvertently trapping her arms. He pushed her down onto his desk, while she struggled with his pants. Klaus pulled the shirt off her arm, allowing her arms free. He pushed her skirt up to her waist and placed one of her legs onto his shoulder. His hand wrapped around the boot on her leg and he pushed inside her. Caroline gasped. He placed her other leg on his shoulder and observed her boots.
"I like these boots" Klaus said
"Is that all you like?" Caroline asked
Stefan was walking towards Klaus's office when he saw Greta smirking. She looked up and saw Stefan.
"He's busy" Greta said
"He's always busy" Stefan said as he opened the door
Stefan almost dropped the bottle when he saw the two of them half naked on Klaus's desk. The image of Caroline's legs on his shoulders were burned into his mind.
"What the hell?!" Stefan yelled as he turned around and slammed the door behind him
Klaus and Caroline looked up and saw Stefan running out. Caroline covered her face.
"Why does this keep happening!?" Caroline said
"You're just lucky" Klaus said
"Oh my god, stop, we have to get dressed" Caroline said
"Why?"
"Because Stefan is right outside the door!"
"So is Greta, that didn't bother you"
"She didn't see what we were doing! Oh my god! Stefan saw my boobs!"
Damon was sitting on the couch watching duck and chicken. He started knitting and was making a scarf and hat for duck and chicken. Duck looked at Damon and quacked.
"What? You don't like blue? I think it brings out your eyes" Damon said
Duck shook his head and walked off. There was a knock on the door. Damon got up and looked through the peephole and sighed. He opened the door and quickly ducked. Ric looked at him strangely.
"Last time you hit me" Damon said
"I'm not here to fight with you" Ric said
"Then why are you here?"
"Why did you call me on New Years Even?"
"Because she's your wife"
"Yeah well you slept with her"
"I didn't know when I met her that she was your wife! You're not gonna hit me again are you?"
'No, I'm not ok. Look she ended things with me, she doesn't want to be with me anymore, so you can deal with her"
"No! NO NO NO! You should work things out, you know the sanctity of marriage and all that"
"She doesn't want me"
"She does, she's just a little crazy. look she really loves you, and you're the only one who can put up with her. If that's not love then I don't know what is"
"Don't call me again Damon, if she shows up, I'm not responsible for her anymore"
"You don't want to be so hasty in this, think about it over a drink"
Duck and chicken walked towards the door and started making noises. Ric looked at the two birds and then back at Damon.
"What is that?" Ric asked
"It's a duck and a chicken" Damon answered
"I know that, what are you doing with it?"
"Hey! They live here!"
"They pay rent?"
"Not yet"
Stefan sat in chair, holding the glass in his hands. He drank the amber liquid inside and placed it back on the desk. There was a knock at his door.
"Come in" Stefan said
Klaus opened the door and walked in.
"Stefan, see that's called knocking, you should try it" Klaus said
Stefan poured himself another drink and gulped it down.
"Well I wasn't expecting to see my friends going at it on the desk that you're suppose to be working on" Stefan said
"I was working"
"Oh, stop! I can't get that image out of mind. I'm blind again!"
"Stop with the dramatics"
"Seriously I know you run the company but cmon, lock the door"
"Well suffice to say Caroline will not be visiting me here again"
"Locks, you should try them, they keep people out of your office. Some of us don't want to go to therapy"
"Oh come now, it's not like you've never seen me naked"
"Stop right there! Stop! You and naked should never be in the same sentence"
"And they say women are dramatic"
"I did not want to see that at all. How am I suppose to look at Caroline again? Especially after what you were doing to her"
"She's quite flexible, she said she was a cheerleader before"
"Klaus! I don't want to know!"
"Alright, what were you coming into my office for?"
"Well I was going to thank you for the bottle, but I don't know what it's for. It's not my birthday, so…"
"Can't a friend just give another friend a present?"
"What's the catch?"
"No catch"
"Something's going on with you"
"Nothing's going on. Why does everyone think that?"
"You're different"
"I'm still the same see?"
"No, you're happier, still sarcastic but happy"
"Wonderful observation, is this what I pay you for?"
"You're going to be paying for my therapy"
"Enjoy your drink" Klaus waved off as he walked towards the door
"It's her isn't it? She's actually managed to get past that cold, calculating exterior of yours"
"Now you're just imagining things" Klaus said stopping
"And to think, if you didn't come with me that day to see if Damon was alive, you wouldn't have met her"
"Well you did drag me there" Klaus reached for the doorknob
"And if I didn't tell her to move in with Damon she'd be back in Virginia, doing god knows what"
"She mentioned that"
"Then you also know that she had no real reason to stay after what Matt and Elena did to her. I'm glad she stayed, she's good for you, and Damon. She would have died in that town"
Klaus smiled for a bit and quickly turned his expression cold. He turned around to face Stefan.
"She would have thrived wherever she was" Klaus said
"No, that town would have killed her light. She belongs in a big city, hopes and dreams and all that stuff. She deserves something good in her life"
"She does"
"And I don't ever want to see the two of you remotely half naked together ever again!"
"Does my body make you uncomfortable?"
"Not as much as seeing me naked. Or did you forget college?"
"Let's never talk of that again"
Caroline sat in the bathtub while Duck floated near her. Chicken was standing on the toilet looking at them.
"I have the worst luck, I can't believe Stefan just walked in on us! I was so mortified! I think he saw my boobs!" Caroline said
Duck and chicken didn't say anything as she went on.
Klaus knocked on the door of her apartment. Damon was running down the hallway towards the apartment. Behind him was a brunette who was chasing him. Damon saw Klaus standing by the door.
"Out of the way!" Damon said as he took his keys out
Klaus moved and saw the brunette jump on Damon's back. Damon hit the door and slid down the door. Klaus watched amused at the two of them on the floor.
"Damon? Where are you going? I got you the cheese you like" the girl said
"I don't like cheese, I'm lactose, very sensitive stomach" Damon said getting up
"But you ate so many last time."
"Look, you're a nice girl, but this isn't going to work" Damon said
"Why? You flirted with me at the market"
"I'm just friendly with everyone"
"Do you have a girlfriend or something?"
"No,"
"Then what's the problem?"
"I have a boyfriend! And there he is, and he's the jealous type" Damon said grabbing Klaus
Klaus looked shocked as Damon put his arm around him.
"Boyfriend?" the girl said shocked
"Yes boyfriend, we're in a committed relationship" Damon said
"Get your hands off me!" Klaus yelled
"Oh don't be like that honey, she doesn't mean anything to me" Damon said
"Don't touch me!" Klaus yelled
"He's upset, he doesn't like it when girls hit on me" Damon said
The door opened and there was Caroline in a bathrobe looking at them.
"what the hell are you doing out here?" Caroline asked
"Who are you? His girlfriend?" the girl asked
"No she's mine" Klaus said
The girl looked at all three of them strangely.
"I don't know what weird shit you're into, but it's too kinky for me!" the girl said before running off.
"Good job guys" Damon said walking into the apartment
Caroline stood there dumbfounded.
"I'm your girlfriend?" Caroline asked
"It sounds better than lover" Klaus said
Caroline grabbed him by his shirt and pulled him into the apartment. She pushed him against the door and kissed him.
"Hey! There are children here!" Damon yelled
Caroline and Klaus broke apart and looked at Damon. Duck and chicken both clucked and quacked at them.
"You go do your sinful business in your own room! Not in the bathroom! Or on the couch! Your room!" Damon said
"Fine dad!" Caroline said dragging Klaus behind her
"Use protection!" Damon yelled
Klaus stepped out of the shower in his apartment. Caroline was going to be over soon. She had an early yoga class and needed to shower at her apartment before heading over. He paused when he saw her pink toothbrush hanging in the holder. It was right next to his. It was the only thing she had left in his apartment. Aside from the pink plastic toothbrush there was no evidence that she was ever there.
Klaus dried himself off, when he heard the doorbell. He grabbed his bathrobe and put it on while heading towards the door. He opened it and there was Caroline, carrying a large bag and smiling.
"Hey" Caroline leaned and kissed him on the cheek
"Let me help you with that love"
Klaus took the large bag from her and placed it on the counter. Caroline closed the door behind her and took her shoes off. She walked over and started taking things out of the bag.
"What's all this?" Klaus asked
"We're making pancakes!"
"Why?"
"Because I like pancakes"
"Do you?"
"Yes, pancakes, so fluffy I could die. But I like other things more"
"Such as?"
"You just out of the shower"
Caroline grabbed him by the collar of his bathrobe and pulled him close. She buried her face in his neck, taking in his scent. She began tugging at the bathrobe, trying to get it off.
"Thought you wanted pancakes love"
"I'm hungry for something else"
Caroline walked into Klaus's massive closet and looked around for something to wear. It was getting cold in his apartment. She saw this hideous sweater that was buried under a pile of other sweaters. Klaus did not like sweaters it seemed. She pulled out the mustard colored sweater which was too big for her. She put it on anyways and felt how soft it was. She wondered why Klaus would have such a hideous thing.
Klaus was outside finishing up a phone call when his doorbell rang. He went to answer it.
"Elijah? Finn?" Klaus asked
"We're here to discuss your case" Elijah said walking in
Finn walked in and closed the door and noticed a pair of women's shoes.
"I thought the charges against me were dropped" Klaus said
"They were, this is just some formal paperwork" Elijah said
"The faster we do this the faster I can go home" Finn added
"Very well" Klaus said
Klaus heard the sound of footsteps coming towards the kitchen. All three men looked up when they heard her enter. Caroline stood there shocked, dressed in a mustard sweater and nothing else that barely reached her thighs.
"It's that hideous jumper again" Finn said
"Who is this?" Elijah asked
Caroline froze as she was trying to pull the sweater further down. Klaus groaned inwardly. He really didn't want Caroline to meet his family. Rather he didn't want his family to chase her away yet.
"This is Caroline, Caroline my older brothers Finn and Elijah" Klaus said
Caroline waved and then quickly turned to leave. Klaus reached out and grabbed her arm to keep her from leaving.
"You don't have to rush off" Klaus said
"Why do you have that hideous jumper still?" Elijah asked
"You know why, Rebekah would have his head if he threw it out. She bought it just to spite you" Finn said
"She did" Klaus said
"Rebekah, your sister?" Caroline asked
"Yes, have you met her?" Elijah asked
"Briefly" Caroline said
"You're the girl that punched him in the-" Finn said
"Finn!" Klaus yelled
"No need to yell Niklaus" Elijah said
"So is this your friend?" Finn asked
Klaus sighed and rubbed his eyes.
"She's my girlfriend. Go ahead, report back to everyone" Klaus said
"We already knew" Elijah said
"Rebekah and Kol kept us informed" Finn added
"But he just-" Caroline started to say
"Our brother is very stubborn, and dense and rather slow. But it took him long enough. Now let's finish this paperwork so I can go home already" Finn said
"We're your older brothers Niklaus, of course we know everything, that and Kol cannot keep a secret." Elijah said
"I need to get my key back from him" Klaus said
"Like that's ever happening" Finn laughed
Damon was eating pancakes while sitting across from Stefan. They were in a diner, sitting in a both by themselves.
"You haven't touched your food" Damon said
"I'm not really hungry" Stefan answered
"Are you on those juice cleanses or something?"
"No, I just, I don't want to talk about it"
"What happened?"
"I don't want to talk about it"
"Must be really bad, I'm cheaper than a therapist and I won't judge you"
"Course you will"
"No I won't. cmon spill, who else are you gonna tell if not me?"
"I accidentally walked in on Klaus and Caroline"
"No way! Where?!"
"In his office"
"On his desk? That's so cliche!"
"I did not need not see that at all. I'm blinded by that image forever burned in my mind"
"So you saw blondie naked?! Was Klaus naked? Cause that would just kill it"
"Damon!"
"What? What color are her nipples? I've always wondered"
"No Damon!"
"Did you get a good view? Was he twisting her all over his desk? Did he bend her over the desk or was-"
"NO DAMON! I don't want to think about it ever again!"
"Well did you knock?"
"I"m going to be sick!" Stefan says as he rushes out of his seat
Damon takes his fork and reaches over to steal Stefan's food. A waitress walks over and drops the bill on the table. Damon looks at it and sees the waitress has written her name and number on it. He smiles and looks over.
"Hello Charlotte"
Hope you were amused. The sweater, the ugly mustard sweater I saw on tumblr. I think someone wrote a drabble about it, how they both had the same sweater or something. anyways, I thought it was kinda funny. That and the fact that everyone's going to walk in on them at this rate. XD poor stefan. No klefan. you can go read those fics elsewhere. I'm going through the list of women Damon messed with, damn he got around. I"m sure Charlotte will make things interesting, since he's already messed with Andi, Rose, and Greta. (though Greta wanted to mess with Klaus) but hey, I'm sure there's more women for Damon! If you haven't figured it out, I don't ship Elena with anyone, Damon and Stefan are their own free agents! Leave me a review! Thanks!