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Ep. 10 - Bending Camp - Synopsis: As The Crew Finds out What's Going On, Bender tells a simple story... IN 3D!... FIND OUT WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON! BENDER TELLS THE STORY OF A PART OF HIS STUNNING PAST!
Previously On The Simpsons. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Wait a minute? This isn't Shoz's Simpson fanfic? Than what is it?... Futurama. I'm talking in front of the reader? Oh.. uh.. woops. Previously on Futurama... Will the crew find out what's going on? Will Fry ever get back with Leela which I should've probably mentioned earlier as a reminder? Will George Lucas ever stop re-editing his films over and over again? Will I ever know who shot Mr. Burns? Oh wait? It was the baby? How could such an adorable baby hold a gun? Well than... all I can say right now for this story is that I am absolutely clueless
NONA-NINER GALAXY, PLANET POTEN-6, NEW CITADEL
The crew were in the capital of Poten-6 where Comet-Con was held where all scientists could attend to discuss new scientific advances, test out new technology, and try out formulas never thought to exist...
"Okay... now Rumors called us a few hours ago saying that we must find Kyle and talk to him secretly about this... we can't let Professor Farnsworth spot us in the crowd." Leela said.
"Yea but why do they call it a Nona-Niner Galaxy?" Fry asked.
"It's one of those irregular galaxies but is well known for it's nonagon like form and that it's the only galaxy to have exactly nine stars born at the same time." Leela said.
"Who cares Leela. Look at me, I'm a steaming rod of metal who friends with many likeable people. Flexo, Kwanzaa-Bot, Zack Rishner, and..."
"Zack Rishner? You mean the famous Communication Officer? Why would he be friends with an alcoholic gambler?" Amy asked.
"Let's just say we go way back." Bender said.
TWENTY YEARS AGO... PLANET JAPPOLIA, TECH CAMP...
Sergeant Zapp Brannigan walked by each and every recruit that stood their nervously and out of shape. The odd part of these recruits is that they were all wearing hippie haircuts and large mustaches.
"Good god. Look at all these people. Hey you their! What's your name hippie." Zapp pointed to a green member of the Amphibiosan race who apparently had blonde hair.
"My name is Kif Kroker sir." Kif said.
"For now on Blondie, I'm calling you Goldie Lock's. "Zapp said.
"Um... yes sir." Kif said, felt a bit humiliated by that name.
"Where's my assistant?" Zapp said.
An Informer-bot came by and said, "Uh.. sir... In case you don't remember... your assistant got killed during the Killbot's rampage where you send wave after wave after wave of soldiers at them pointlessly."
"Ahh... yes... Those Killbot's had a kill limit. It was necessary to send wave after wave of soldiers pointlessly in battle fighting for a planet with no value what so ever." Zapp said.
"Yeah... well. You need a new assistant." The Informerbot replied
"Hmm... I'll choose one of these brainiacs... hmm.. It should be the first person I knew... Goldie Lock's!" Zapp spotted Kif.
"Yes sir?" Kif said.
"Goldie Locks. You are now my new assistant. Now tell me Goldie. Is everyone here?" Zapp said.
"Uh... well... I don't think so." Kif said, given a paper of the list of recruit's names from the Informerbot. "According to the papers that the Informerbot here gave us. A lot of the recruits are here, such as robots like Flexo, Buster over their, and let's see... a human from earth like Zack, but there's one missing. One Bender Rodruigez?"
"Yes.. well.. terminate his papers.. he's late and..."
"I'm late because I'm stuck!" A familiar voice was heard near the gates
"Oh good. He's here.. but what the hell? Is that a wig?" Zapp stared at Bender being stuck.
"It's called style." Bender was stuck at the gates.
Why was he stuck? Bender's wig was an afro three times his size and so it got stuck at the gates.
"This is what I've love about haircuts. To annihilate all hippie life at any cost." Zapp spoke proudly.
TODAY...
"And that's how I joined but... Hey? Where are those guys?" Bender said, until he spotted Fry just a few spaces away through the crowd of Comet-Con Visitors.
He walked up to him seeing him watching a floating flat-screen Television in the air as the robot asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
"It's the 1034th Super Bowl." Fry said. "It's the Miami Dolphin's versus Denver's Bronco's."
"Look at the Miami Dolphin's swinging their tails at them." Bender pointed out.
Apparently the Miami Dolphins were no more human but actually super-intelligent land adapting Dolphin's in football uniforms.
"And Ouch! The Broncos have been repeatedly beaten by the Dolphin's tactics as they continue to slide with the ball on their noses... aww... isn't that cute?" The Sportsman spoke.
"Aww... look at them mocking my favorite team, the Broncos... Strange how Natural Selection does these kind of things. Right Bender? Bender?" Fry found it cute that his own favorite team is being defeated and mocked.
"Say.. what? I'm telling a story over here." Bender said.
NINETEEN YEARS AGO... PLANET JAPPOLIA, TECH CAMP...
All the troops that were now bald or had short haircuts as they were either brave or scared of fighting the Testing Combat bots. Flexo and Zack were surrounded by a swarm of these bots while Buster, a Blue Bending Unit with a Lightning symbol as his antenna, was beating the crap out of each Testing Combat Bot.
"Hey uh... where's Bender?" Flexo asked.
Meanwhile behind a tall pillar... Bender placed dynamite near the tall pillar having a plan up his sleeve.
"I'll crush all those bots with one swoop by the power of a giant pillar and dynamite I smuggled through Intergalactic Space Zones... hee hee." Bender smiled.
He pressed the trigger and all of a sudden the explosion caused the Pillar to lose it's balance, it was about to fell but not to the swarm of Testing Combat Bots... Where exactly was it actually going to fall?
Meanwhile Zapp Brannigan came beside Kif as he said, "Hmm... so how does it goes Kif?"
"Well... Flexo and Zack appear to be lagging behind due to one Bender... but Buster seems to do fine by himself. He's a remarkable bot for such limitations of being programmed to just bend." Kif said.
"Good, say? Where is that lackey, Bender was it?" Zapp said.
"Uh.. sir.. It appears he's caused more trouble." Kif noticed a line of shadow getting bigger and bigger above them.
"What's that suppose to mean Kif?" Zapp said.
Kif took a step back and suddenly out of nowhere Zapp was slammed to the ground by the Pillar.
"BEENNNNNDDEEERRR!" Zapp yelled from the rubble.
"Oh crap. That's not good." Bender thought.
"Uh.. duh." Buster appeared right behind him, giving him a scaring surprise as well.
"Don't jump in front of me like that! You could have give me a heart attack!" Bender said.
"Your a robot! Robot's don't have a heart attack! What are you? A Class 3700 Bending Unit? Get with the time's man!" Buster said.
"Bite my shiny metal ass jerk!" Bender said.
"At least mine is shiny due to an upgrade." Buster mocked Bender with a smirk on his face.
"Why you..."
"BENDER!" Zapp appeared out of nowhere, wearing several bandaids in a wheel chair.
"Uh...yes sir?" Bender said, afraid of being punished.
"That outrageous antics of yours makes me so mad! I would demote you but I'm giving you a chance. I want you to repair a disintegration ray, but just to be sure nothing bad won't happen, I'm sending you with a professional." Zapp said, now turning to Buster. "As for you Buster! You did a great job! Better than that spoiled brat, Bender."
"I'm right over here!" Bender said.
"I know, and Buster is better than you in every way! Why, he may even replace me." Zapp said.
"Grrrrr..." Bender said.
"What? Does hearing my name next to a compliment angers you, you poor modeled contraption." Buster mocked Bender once again.
"Come Buster! Don't waste your time wit him. I'm promoting you to the next rank already." Zapp smiled at Buster, seeing some kind of gift in this robot, while seeing Bender as a troubled robot.
Just as the two walked away, Bender thought, "You are so going down..."
TODAY...
"And that's what happened than.. Hey? Are you even listening?" Bender asked.
"Shush! Were confronting Lunars right now." Leela said.
"Confronting what? I thought this was just a discussion about the Super Bowl." Kyle said.
"Where are we anyway? The closet?" Bender noticed that they were in somewhat of a rusty old room filled with dust.
"This is the retired generator room, Bender, right under the convention." Hermes answered
"Whatever. We want you to tell us what these items mean." Amy asked.
"Hmm.. never thought the day would come but some of you probably remembered that I was in one of Farnsworth's old crews back than..." He said looking at the three map pieces, the journal, and the note.
"Yeah?"
"Well, there was supposedly a legend about these pieces. That they would lead to a treasure..."
"Treasure?" Bender said, just as dollar signs popped into his eyes with a "K-Ching!" cash register noise to it.
"I wasn't done. A treasure made by the Ancient Beings but it's just a myth told by the extinct M'hkals. No one's actually seen them, but the treasure is still thought to be real and guarded by some kind of evil monster in Old New York. Supposedly the treasure is also linked to Old New York's founders, the Dutch. Though that's the strange part. Dutch and Aliens really don't mix in this. If you want to learn more, go find someone named Ariel at a newspaper buisness. Isn't.. that right... Zoidberg.." He looked right directly at Dr. Zoidberg who hesistated for a moment.
Suddenly the crew looked back, and so Leela said, "Hey... you know Zoidberg. You have been with Planet Express for a really long time than any of us."
"So what! I was traumatized by many things! I don't know what though because I don't remember!" Zoidberg whooped.
"Yeah, this happens to you with almost every crew's doom, dead or alive." Hermes said.
"Well... if that explains the journal and the map pieces. What can you tell about a guy named Rumors and this envelope."
"Rumors? Never actually heard of that name... but I have seen this symbol. Thirteen Stars surrounding the Alpha symbol. If I remember Thirteen Stars represents the Original Thirteen Colonial States of America." Kyle said.
"But what does it mean?" Fry asked.
"Huh... you never heard? Supposedly an organization that's wiped out years ago." He said.
"Wiped out? What does that mean?" Leela said.
"Not much to know except that they had a secret war with another secret organization that just passed away called the Philosopher's. The Alpha guys were technically a shadow government controlling the actual U.S. Government during the Cold War Years to the Years of Discovering Other Life forms besides our own known as the Big and Wide Years. That secret organization was revealed by the Philosophers which confused the public, but everyone thought that these Alpha guys should be gone for abusing power to control their lives and so the U.S. Government decided that they no longer be controlled by the Alpha's. Instead they hunted them down ending them. They were called the Expansionist. No one knows exactly long have they been in power, but it's mostly thought that both the Philosopher's and the Expansionist's were long gone."
"But that's just strange. You said that the Expansionist declined during The Big and Wide Years, the years where Humans finally contact with extraterrestrial life. This happened before Farnsworth was ever born and he somehow is a part of it? How is that possible?" Leela asked.
"Maybe he was apart of the remnants of the Expansionists with convincing ideaology's, what's left over pretty much. Though it's just a possibility, I don't really no if their are any remnants. Who knows, it could be someone trying to revive the organization or somewhat." Kyle said.
"Possible... " Amy said.
"Well... there is a way to find out... ever heard of this prototype invention that Gear Inc. is making? Supposedly it will run Moms Inc. out of buisness. It's a large machine able to relive other people's memories, not just them but genetic memories too, meaning you can relive the lives of you're parents, you're grand parents, hell... you could find out what you're ancestors were back in Medieval days." Kyle suggested.
"Hmm... when will it be out?" Leela asked.
"Next week actually."
"Okay, than I guess we could take a break from all this stuff now and... Bender! Did you hear a word of what we just said?" Leela asked.
"Nope. Too busy telling my story." Bender said.
NINETEEN YEARS AGO... PLANET JAPPOLIA, TECH CAMP...
Bender was walking in the cabin area, heading to the disintegrator ray at the defenses with some parts in his hand, than he stopped overhearing a voice in buster's cabin.
"This is Echo One to Vexen General Kelu..." The voice reappeared.
"Oh my god. He's contacting the enemy! He's a traitorous spy!" Bender overheard the conversation.
"Once I am promoted and so on in the later years, I will be able to reveal... important information of the enemy."
Suddenly Bender gasped and said, "I need to tell someone about this!"
Seven Minutes Later, Bender told the whole story to Zack, a human he doesn't even know at all except being his advisor for the Disintegrator Ray.
"And that's what happened!" Bender said.
"Buster? A traitor? Hmm... come to think of it... I'm Buster's Roommate and I did hear him muttered to himself during his sleep." Zack said.
"What should I do?" Bender said.
"Well first of all... I still don't believe you. You're going to have to get proof." Zack pointed out.
"Yeah, I guess meat bags like you don't have a trust program like us robots." Bender said, placing a screw into the disintegrator ray.
"Also, be careful with that. You might hit someone with it." Zack said.
"Like I'm going to hit someone with this." Bender spoke, not worried at all, calm as a bee at a honeycomb.
Meanwhile in Deep Space, there existed a Star Federation Ship.
"Mr. Sulu. Warp Speed Full Ahead." James T. Kirk, Captain of that Ship, spoke.
"Yes Captain." Mr. Zulu said.
"Captain's Journal..." James T. Kirk thought. "A five year mission. To explore new strange worlds. To seek out new life and new civilization. To go where no man has ever... what the heck is that?"
Just as warp speed stopped near the orbits of a small planet known as Jappolia, but immediately from somewhere of Jappolia, a beam of energy came flying to the whole ship, BAM! It went, exploding into millions of pieces.
Meanwhile, Bender and Zack saw the ship exploded into millions of pieces.
"Oops. Set it up on auto..." Bender said.
"We are going to get so much crap for this from the military and nerd fan boys." Zack sighed.
NOW
"Yep. And that's how I ruined Star Trek." Bender said until he realized no one was still not paying attention to him. In fact, he wasn't even sure if he was at the convention anymore. "Uh.. guys? Where are we?"
"Were at the Library of Congress looking for some information." Leela searched through the shelves.
"Man, all these books about The Expansionists are the same as what Kyle told us. Nothing new." Amy said.
"Hey! A Tom Clancy Book." Fry picked it out of the Library.
He opened the book just to read a passage until he was interrupted by a red laser of light emerging from the Tom Clancy Book pointed directly at Fry's forehead with the words, "Enemy Tango On Sight."
Fry gulped and said, "I'm not the enemy! I'm American! Like you!"
"He's bluffing. Shoot." The Book said.
Suddenly Fry dropped the book as sprays of bullets started jumping out of the Tom Clancy Book.
"Jesus, who knew books would start to be dangerous as video games and TV?" Fry said.
'Fry. You shoud know better that these Tom Clancy Books come with a safety." Leela sighed.
"Uh-huh... Now where was I?" Bender interrupted the two. "Ah yes. The time where I will prove that sinister Buster as a traitor he is!"
NINETEEN YEARS AGO... PLANET JAPPOLIA, TECH CAMP...
Bender was sneaking around for evidence, wearing a black ski mask, holding an iron bar in his hand, and had a big bag over his shoulder as he was heading to Buster's Cabin...
"Now to find the evidence and turn this traitor in! I'll be the hero for once!" Bender thought.
And so Bender had to sneak through the window, but just as Bender tried to open it, it was shut closed. This was no problem for him though.
"Just need my melting gun." Bender said.
Bender pulled out the gun and pressed the trigger aiming it directly at the window. The glass melted by just one shot, and so Bender quickly leaped through the melted hole, landing on his head.
"OW! DANG IT!" Bender yelled, rubbing his head.
Due to Bender's hit on the head, the door opened by itself without a lock.
"The door wasn't locked! Should've checked first..." Bender said. "Anyway, time to search for evidence..."
Bender looked through Buster's stuff, finding Alcohol, Robot Porno Magazines, and Zuban Cigars.
"Hmm... yes... these clues shall proved most greatly on my daring objective." Bender stored Buster's belongings in the storage space of his chest. "Now to find the evidence and... what's this?"
Bender spotted something shining under Buster's Bed... he pushed it out of the way and saw a small metal vault on the ground.
"How the heck did he have enough time to put this thing in?" Bender said. "Oh well. Time to open it."
Bender carefully listen to the Vault's door as he slowly turned the knob. After a quick second he thought, "Oh what the hell". He punched his fist through the Vault's door and ripped it out... it was open, and he was shocked to find what he was looking for. A contract of a large reward, from the Vexens, signed to one metallic and promising spy, Echo One.
"Ah-Hah!" Bender said.
NOW
"And that's how I found the evidence proving Buster, or by his real alias, Echo One, to be the traitor!" Bender said.
"Bender, will you stop talking!" Amy sighed.
The whole crew was tired of Bender's story telling, he was like an elderly man telling war stories to bored Children in their sleep.
"Where are we anyway? The Library Of Congress?" Bender asked.
"What? No! Didn't you pay any attention. The memory machine thing designed by Gear Inc. won't be released until next week. So were taking a break at Disney Land." Leela answered.
"Disney Land?" Bender looked towards an electronic banner.
There, the electronic banner says, "WELCOME TO DISNEY LAND! WERE NOT RACIST ANYMORE!"
"That explains the thundering roller coasters, the colorful balloons, and Mickey Mouse in civilian clothing." Bender pointed to Mickey Mouse.
"Oh. I'm not Mickey Mouse. I just have a rare cancer condition called, Mouse Cancer." The Man sadly sighed, having a type of cancer that makes him look like Mickey Mouse.
"Oh... sorry about that. You really look like Mickey Mouse." Bender said.
"Why do they call it Mickey Mouse Cancer again?" Fry asked.
"It's called that because of its invasive growth from unregulated cells, Fry." Farnsworth explained.
"Oh... Wait a minute? Don't they have a cure for that already?" Fry asked.
"... And where was I?" Bender interrupted.
"Bender!" Hermes argued.
"... This is how the story ends, Hermes. Let me tell it!" Bender argued back.
"... Oh fine. Were not going to listen anyways..." Leela sighed.
"And so it happened..."
NINETEEN YEARS AGO... PLANET JAPPOLIA, TECH CAMP...
Zapp was ready to promote Buster, holding a medal to congratulate him as many recruits who stood in rows of seven, clapped for him, at the gym. At the back of the recruits were professional soldiers also here to congratulate at the promotion..
"Buster. You are here by the greatest recruit ever. It's almost like you had training from another planet or something." Zapp said.
"You could say that." Buster said.
"Stop the celebration!" Bender bursted through the doors along with Zack, the robot carried with him a certain contract in his hand.
"Oh... what now?" Zapp sighed in anger.
"This robot is a traitor!" Bender pointed directly at Buster, in front of many recruits who gasped in shock.
"You accused this brave and skilled robot?" Zapp said.
"Yes I do, because I have proof!" Bender showed him the contract.
Zapp swiped it from his hands in a bit of anger saying, "This must be a hoax."
"Read it if you don't believe me." Bender said.
"Oh Fine..." Zapp sighed. He began to read the contract, reading word by word, " Echo One, you are a truly exceptional robot... you will be rewarded of five grand... if you manage to get into the U.S. Military... this mission is dangerous but you will be honored for your work... so long for now, Echo One, or should I call you... Buster?... Buster? You really are a traitor!"
"Wait? What are you talking about?" Buster was confused.
"Don't play that game with me. It's all in this contract. The signature to this contract has the exact same hand writing as yours." Zapp said.
"B.. But I didn't! You can't actually believe..." Buster, became nervous, worried even.
"You two! Come here!" Zapp ordered two professional soldiers. These two quickly responded, walking up to the sergeant awaiting to hear his next order. "Send this traitor to prison."
"B... But I'm not a traitor!" Buster said.
"Uh-huh. Take him away boys." Zapp said.
The two profession soldiers quickly grabbed Buster by the arms dragging him away from the gym as he repeatedly kept on saying that he wasn't the traitor over and over again.
"To think that I almost promoted such a robot with high skill, turned out to be a traitor." Zapp said, watching as they left the gym. He than turned to Bender and said, "Sorry for all the hard times back their. If you want anything. Anything. I'll see what I can do."
"Well... I would like for you to promote me to a Fully Operation Bending Unit right now so I don't have to do all this work for three years." Bender said.
"No problem." Zapp said.
NOW
"And that's how it ended. Wait? Where are we now?" Bender said.
He found himself at a round table, seeing the crew and especially Farnsworth.
"Were at Planet Express, in the conference room." Leela answered. "But we do have a surprise for you. Your old friend Zack is on the phone. Let me put him on hologram."
Leela pressed a button, and suddenly a light emerged from the middle of the table, a hologram appeared, showing Zack at his office.
"Hello Zack. Or should I say Communication Officer Zack." Bender said.
"Hi ya their Bender. Nice to see you. What have you been doing buddy?" Zack said.
"Oh nothing much. Made some new friends, got a job at a delivery company, and I'm stealing twice as more than ever." Bender smiled.
"Well... that sounds mighty fine Bender. It sure has been some time since that day Buster was revealed to be the traitor. We almost thought you just did it for jealousy until you brought evidence that he was." Zack said.
"Yeah. Anyway, good bye. I got things to do." Bender said.
"Good bye to you Bender." Communication Officer's Zack said.
The hologram disappeared in a second as Leela said, "What a nice friend you have their."
MEANWHILE AT PLANET KABHUA...
In a small planet filled with various hills, mountains, and forests, their stood billions and billions of Satellite Communication Antenna's, the size of giant hills, each with their own facility. In one particular facility, was the central base of this planet, the hub of communication and information...
That one facility contained many rooms, one of which Zack was in.
"Oh god. Finally that was over." Zack sighed.
"UNKNOWN CALLER RESPONDING ..." The Computer spoke.
"Oh... it's him... Send him to monitor." He sighed.
On the monitor, a metallic figure appeared, black and grey, tall and spiky with a lower skinny torso but a upper bulk torso...
"This is Kelu, Echo One. Take that Human Disguise Off this minute!" Kelu, a VExen said.
Suddenly every bit of skin shattered into it's original form, an VExen... he was grey with lines of blue lights all over him, kind of like TRON. Most VExens had an odd number of eyes, this one had a thin red visor instead and for some strange reason, giant speakers on his shoulders, the kind you see on a Boombox.
"Hello Echoes... It's been a long time, General of the Ghost Recon Divisions, since you responded." Kelu said.
"YLEZ? WHY DO YOU COMPUTE... AWAITING ANSWER..." Echoes spoke, sounding like the stereotypical robot but more techno sound to it.
"Out of all the Vexens, you seem to be the most... machine... even for an android. General Echoes." Kelu said.
"ILLOGICAL... TO BE MACHINE MEANS TO BE USED... I HAVE NOT BEEN USED AS I ASSIGNED MYSELF, ONE OF THE NINE VExen GENERAL'S, TO THIS TASK." He responded.
"Yes... you are right... but, what happened so far?" Kelu asked.
"FILE SEARCHING... SEARCHING... SEARCHING... FOUND... 19 YEARS AGO, JAPPOLIA TECH CAMP... BENDING UNIT 22 MODEL ROBOT... I VEXEN CLASS GENERAL SHAPESHIFTED INTO THE FORM OF A HUMAN, TOOK THE NAME OF ZACK... LOADING... LOADING... SO FAR I HAVE PRINTED OUT AN ALTERED CONTRACT, SWITCHED BEDS OF ME AND BUSTER'S, LEADING TO BUSTER'S UNFORTUNATE DOOM AND... LOADING... LOADING... SO FAR HE HAS BEEN SENT TO A PRISON... BUT REPORTS HAVE BEEN RECENTLY UPDATED THAT HE HAS ESCAPED..." Echoes spoke.
"Escaped? And you did not warn Bender? You have to pretend to be his friend you know." Kelu said.
"ILLOGICAL... I LOOKED UP 347 RESULTS OF THIS ACTION IN ONE MILI-SECOND... 295 RESULTS SAY BENDER WOULD COME TO ME FOR HELP... 287 RESULTS SAY HE WILL BRING THE CREW WITH HIM FOR A VISIT... 234 RESULTS SAY THAT THEY WOULD FIND THIS MESSAGE RIGHT HERE... 87 RESULTS SAY A SMALL CHANCE OF DEATH BEFORE ANYONE NOTICES... 43 RESULTS SAY IT WOULD LEAD TO THE END OF MY ASSIGNMENT. 38 RESULTS WILL LEAD TO PUNISHMENT. 36 RESULTS WILL BE THE PRISON... AND SO ON... IN BASIC TERMS... A 73% CHANCE OF RUINING THIS ASSIGNMENT..." He said.
"You really have done your homework..." Kelu said. "Anyway, I was just checking since you didn't responded for nineteen years..."
"I HAVE SEARCHED UP 456,704,502 REASONS WHY I DIDN'T..."
"Uh... keep them to yourself..." Kelu did not want to hear anymore. "Still strange how you would take on such a risky job. We were all good once."
"GOOD? GOOD? CONCLUDED TO BE ILLOGICAL. ME. NEVER. GOOD."
"Good bye General Echoes. I wish to see your report next time." Kelu spoke, as the caller logged off.
Suddenly mechanical tentacles emerged from Echoes' back and he said, "BEGIN HIDDEN HACKING PROGRAM."
His tentacles has tiny needles emerging from the tip, it than poked through the computer's in spots where no one would look for holes.
"COPYING... COPYING... COPYING..." He said.
IN THE DARK REACHES OF SPACE.
An giant asteroid floated through space in an asteroid belt... many existed but one carried a certain crazed robot. He was blue but no longer shiny, rusty more like it. His lightning bolt antenna was now bent. He was shaking back and forth in misery, wishing it never happened, wishing he just got promoted.
"Must.. Kill Bender.. Must.. Kill Bender.. Must.. Kill Bender.." Buster spoke, twitching his eye every minute.
(Extra Scene... IN 3D!)
"I don't get it? What's the point of 3D? It gives people headaches sometimes and I can watch this at my house." A Man said.
... IN 3D!...
"Will someone please shut the narrator up!" The Man complained.