D-gray man tweaks Chapter 11~ Illusion Field Beach *Disclaimer-no owny D-Gray Man!

By: Shikyo Kuranosai

Shiko-I'm setting this at a beach somewhere in America!

I skipped down the road of the airport. "Hurry up~!" I shouted behind me to the warry Kanda/Allen/Arson/Lavi.
Then Arson gave me her ultimate I-WILL-KILL-YOU looks.
I stopped, and glared icily at them. "Enjoy it while your still alive, peasents," I muttered.
"Shoumai-san," a childish voice shyly called from behind me.
I turned, noting the others surpirsed looks, and got a good glance of my Road-onee-chan.
"Onee-chan....you came?" I asked myself more then her. "I thought you might've waited a while, at least."
Kanda drew out Mugen, which made me become blind.
I turned to face Arson. "How am I supposed to use my eyes if they are so untrustworthy and distant?" I asked her, stepping closer to Road.
"Why is she here?" Lavi asked me accusingly.
I snorted unattractively. I mean, how am I supposed to talk about the Noah when everyone around us stared at Road and me?
"Bakas. Not here. Follow us," I ordered them, sprinting with Road panda climbing/hugging me as I ran to our supposed vacation house.

I sat on the golden bed and changed to a deep black two piece bathing suit with rainbow flowers on the right half.
Road wore a midnight purple onepeice bathing suit and held my orange beach towel along with her blue beach towel.
"Hehehe. You ready, Onee-chan?" I asked Road, who knew what to do once the others got here.
"Yeppers, Shoumai-san!" Road gleefully replied, getting our beach towels along with the others next to a prepared giant beachbag.
I hid behind the door quickly, and once Arson stepped in I grabbed her arm and hauled her to the girls' room.
"W-What are you d-d-doing, Inno!" Arson yelled at me.
"You'll see. Road, hand me it," I told Road, holding my hand out for something.
________Nobody's POV____________
Arson's shriek was heard ringing through the home, where it surpirsed Kanda, Lavi, and Allen.
"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" it rang, possibly loud enough to stop the people at the beach from their fun to look in the nearby house.
________Normal POV (Inno's)_______
"Tada~!" I called while I jumped in front of the boys with Road dragging Arson behind her, along with all the beach stuff. "Whaddya guys think~!?"
Kanda mutely stayed staring at Arson in a dull dark maroon two piece, a small blush creeping on his face.
Allen and Lavi fainted chibily. Hm, wonder why Allen's fainting chibily.
Lavi was the first to recover, seeming he remembered that one of the girls in the room would kill him when given the chance.
"Why are all of you in bathing suits? Aren't we here to find the next Arc?" Lavi asked, and I swear I could see Kanda about to get a nosebleed from staring at Arson in her two piece I picked out.
"Nope~! I'm here to find the Arc~! You un-needed guys are just tag-alongs~! Besides! They told me to take as long as I need~! So there's plenty of time to dwaddle~!" I told them.
Allen recovered next, which seriously makes me wonder, Does Allen like one of us?
"You girls look.... n-nice," Allen shyly commented, meeting my gaze and then with a blush dropping it to the floor.
Road gave me a I-WANNA-KNOW-WHATS-GOING-ON-BETWEEN-U-2 look, making me blush insanely, which caught Kanda's attention and made him snap out of his state.
"Are you blushing because you like Moyashi?" he asked me with an evil, knowing glint in his eyes.
I stared at him, hardly believing he'd come up with my secret from me blushing about a look Road was giving me. Then I realized they were all looking at me, waiting for my retort.
"I speak only the truth when I say, I don't like whoever this Moyashi person is. Allen, though, I don't know if like is the right term for it. Oh! That reminds me! You guys need to get your bathing suits on~!" I told them, and when they were about to object and say that they didn't have swimsuits I snapped my fingers and Road handed me three. All for guys.
I flung them at the guys. "Oh, and Kanda. I know you like Arson-chan with her bathing suit, but I'm going to be needing her. So, don't kill me when you can't find her~!" I called to him as he angrily took the bathing suit off his head and went to the guys room with Lavi and Allen to change.
"That's right," I thought. "if you object at all, no matter how good the reason, your DEAD MEAT."

Shiko- i choose now to stop! i dont care how much u fangirls want to see lavi, kanda, and allen in swimsuits. and you fanboys! you'll have to wait too, otherwise the fangirls get what they want. and we all know we dont want that to happen!
Arson- *shakes head* so true... although I wouldn't mind some Kanda action in the next chapter.
Road- *hits Arson on the head*
Shiko- no, arson. NO.(i actually used caps for that! *every1 gasps*) read the script and follow it, otherwise i'll give u da cut!
Arson- *faints*
Shiko- that reminds me. thanxs road-chan. you'll always be meh fav character other then allen and kanda in the rl d-gray man. you can do the honors since all of the guys r complaining about the next scene and having to wear bathing suits, even though kanda and allen both now they liked it. and lavi's a perv, so we all know he liked it.
Road- True.
Road- PLZ R&R!!! Otherwise the Noah will killz chuu all! Muwhahaha~ =3