Me: ZOMG! *hyperventilates*
Iggy: Booknerd calm down.
Me: NO WAY! 7 REVIEWS!
Iggy: Didn't you get that many last time?
Me: ...QUIT RUINING IT IGGY! EVERY REVIEW IS SPECIAL! AND 7 REVIEWS IS A TON AND A HALF! PLUS LAST CHAPTER WAS THE 10TH CHAPTER! YAYAYAY!
Iggy: Good for you. Can I go to Fang's?
Me: I think Fangles is mad at you.
Iggy: What?! NO!
Me: Yeah because in Saint and Fang's review he yelled at you for wanting the child support.
Iggy: I don't admit the child's real! I JUST WANT MONEY! Fang give me cash and I'll take it back.
Me: Come on Igs. You know Justin is real.
Iggy: Yeah yeah and Fang's a deadbeat dad. Just give me cash.
Me: Iggy. Say the line I made for you.
Iggy: Pay me 5 bucks and I will.
Me: WHAT IS WITH YOU AND WANTING MONEY!?
Iggy: I-
Me: You know what? Don't answer that! I already know the answer. You blew all your money on Fang's hair products.
Iggy: ...no comment.
Me: I KNEW IT! YOU'RE SMUGGLING FANG'S HAIR PRODUCTS THROUGH THE PORTAL! The one Fang came through for truth or dare!
Iggy: Now that's not true. I throw money on Fang's pillow and then smuggle the hair care through.
Me: -_- *facepalm*
Iggy: At least I don't watch squirrels!
Me: Haha. Ha. That's funny. Actually that is really funny but I'm too tired to laugh. It's funny because in Language class last Friday our warm involved a sentence my teacher came up with. It was: My babysitter has us watch squirrels!
Iggy: And while we were discussing the errors in that sentence,
Me: My teacher said "There's one more problem. If your babysitter makes you watch squirrels... you should probably get a new babysitter." *cue the drum thing (baboom chh)
Iggy: It's not funny when you say it.
Me: Whatever. Anyway egf wished you a happy birthday KGG! Here's her review! It's gonna be in italics
Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRBY AND SAINT! Or is it just Kirby? I don't know, just HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD! There, that otta do it!
Iggy: Egf is currently trying to type and scarf toaster strudel down her mouth... this is disturbing...
Me: When have i ever something NOT disturbing?
Iggy: Point.
Me: Thanks for answering!
Iggy: We really appreciate it
Me: AWWWWW! What a good little Iggy!
Iggy: Yes i know, I'm spectacular. Can i have lighter fluid now?
Me: Sur-WAIT...
Iggy: I thought that would work...
Me: AAAANNNNYYYYWWWAAAAYYYSSSS, i LOVE Walking Dead too! I was crying when hershel died. I also love Percy Jackson! I haven't read heroes of Olympus yet, but I've been meaning to. I'd pick summary 4 but they all look good :D Also i didn't really think Fang was all that cute either...*curls in ball and hides under covers to avoid fangirl attack* his hair is too long I'M SORRY!
Iggy: Hurry and wrap it up we have stuff to do
Me: What STUFF?
Iggy: You know, stuff.
Me: Iggy WE'RE NOT GOING TO BLOW UP THE BUILDING BEHIND MY HOUSE! It scares the heebie jeebies outta me!
Iggy: Exactly why we're blowing it up!
Me: Well then you'll have to go inside to put the explosive inside!
Iggy: ...I see your point
Me: Exactly. I better get going. I have homework and a D in Turkish. Keep writing! Gule gule! That means bye bye
Iggy: It's also the only thing you know
Me:...maybe.
Iggy: Yay.
Me: Saint was it your birthday? I'm very confused... if it was your birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Iggy: What's wrong with you Bookie?
Me: I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND GUURRRL YOU AIN'T ONE OF 'EM!
Iggy: ...I'm not a girl.
Me: Well I'm in a quote mood so too bad!
Iggy: ?
Me: I'm going to list some of my favorite quotes now!
To be a writer you first have to master the art of plot holes.
You know in ways a lot of my favorite writers are like Alice from Alice in Wonderland. They followed a plot bunny and then they fell in a plot hole.
You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only option you have.
Iggy: Oh no! IT'S CONTAGIOUS! I SUDDENLY FEEL THE URGE TO SPOUT FORTUNE COOKIE POOP!
Move on. It's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book, just turn the page.
To be old and wise you first have to be young and stupid.
Your lucky numbers are: 1,18,12,13,99,20, and 14.
Me: Lucky numbers?
Iggy: I told you I was going to spout fortune cookie stuff.
Me: *facepalm* MORE QUOTES!
I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful. And too determined to be defeated. (This is true. We're all too determined to let Fanfiction defeat us.)
Feed me chocolate.
Iggy: That's a quote?
Me: No. It's a command. FEED ME CHOCOLATE! *opens mouth*
Iggy: I'll feed you quotes.
Stand up for what is right. Even if you're standing alone.
Procrastinators UNITE... tomorrow.
I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as me.
Me: I want to say the final quote!
When something goes wrong in life just yell "PLOT TWIST!" and move on.
Iggy: PLOT TWIST PLOT TWIST PLOT TWIST!
Me: ?
Iggy: You said when something goes wrong yell plot twist.
Me: What went wrong?
Iggy: You kidnapped me.
Me: Great now listen to the other half of the quote MOVE ON!
Iggy: Meh.
Me: I JUST REMEMBERED! So how do paleontologists and scientists know what dinosaurs said? Really how do they?! They don't know that they said "ROAR". My friend actually came up with this question and this next comment. Let's just call my friend NShad. This is what he said.
NShad: That would make Jurassic Park WAY different. Imagine two people standing by a river then a T-Rex comes. The people scream and then the T-Rex opens it's mouth *makes voice really high* "Heeeyyyy! Like OMG do you like this river two? WOW! That's like so fun! I hang out here all the time!" then the people would scream "AAAHH IT SOUNDS SO SCARY!"
Me: My other friend, Iggy, and I were laughing our butts off.
Iggy: Yeahh... so...zzzzzz
Me: *whacks Iggy with herring* WAKE UP!
Iggy: *mutters* yeah... course... *collapses*
Me: Well since he's not getting up I should probably end the chapter. So I'm going to end it with a question. Whoever answers with an answer that makes sense gets to make the next contest and prize. The question is... if Pinnochio said "My nose will grow" what would happen? Oh and since no one picked a summary last chapter I started a story called PJO Oneshots. Thank you all so much for the reviews! It means so much!
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