Ahh, the last chapter. A few people were confused, so just to clarify: Fang had left his fanfiction account open, but yes, if he had been reading fanfics it would've been a lemon. A Figgy one. :) Oh, and it switches to script or whatever because I figure that's the way Nudge would do it. It is faster.
Heeeeyyyyy y'all! This is Nudge. I'm sure Fang's already informed you guys of his life-ruining mistake of leaving his laptop near Iggy without supervision. So, as soon as Fang bolted out of there, Iggy gave me the signal and I climbed in through the tunnel leading to the cabinet under the bathroom sink (what, doesn't your house have one?) and used my super awesomeness to steal Fang's fanfiction password. Now we're having a Flock-Minus-Fang meeting to figure out how best to humiliate Fang, and I get to take minutes! Woohoo!
Iggy: "Look, Max, why are you so against humiliating him? He obviously was trying to scar you with images of his private parts!"
Max: "I don't know Iggy…I'm pretty sure he actually did tell me he was going to be in the shower, and I did throw pudding at him….pudding that Angel gave me as I was heading towards the bathroom, actually….."
Oohh, the plot thickens! Jk, going back to taking minutes now….
Gazzy: "Hey Max, what's lingerie?"
Max: "WHAT?"
Gazzy: "Fang wrote something about wanting to see you wearing it…is it a type of food or something?"
Max: "Iggy, you're right. LET'S HUMILIATE HIM."
Iggy and Gazzy totally just high-fived when she wasn't looking.
Me: "Well, not that I don't think we shouldn't humiliate him since he watched small animals being blended, which is totally inhumane, but what are we gonna do?"
Angel: "I have an idea…."
Dang, that girl can sound ominous when she wants to. Ominous is such a cool word, don't you think?
Gazzy: "Yeah?"
Angel: "Well, why don't we just tell everyone what The Incident is? I mean, Fang capitalizes it when he's writing, so he must think it's important, right?"
Max: "Well, I guess we could…."
Iggy: "No, Max, allow me. It all started a few days ago, when Fang, with infinite cunning, went to take a shower in the upstairs bathroom."
Gazzy: "Dun DUN DUUUUN!"
Iggy: "Thank you, Gazzy. Now, this beast neglected to inform anyone of his evil plans, let alone poor, sweet, innocent Max here-"
Max: "Iggy, that's not exactly true-"
Iggy: "-AND HE COMPELLED HER WITH HIS MIND TO PREPARE FOR A SHOWER!"
Max: "Iggy! What the fu-"
Gazzy: "Dun DUN DUUUUUUNNNN!"
Angel: "And then what happened?"
Trust Angel to keep them focused on something evil.
Iggy: "And so, Max entered the upstairs bathroom-"
Gazzy: "Dun DUN DUUUNNN!"
Max: "Gazzy!"
Iggy: "-scantily clad, and Fang cast his evil eyes upon her! And poor, sweet, innocent Max protected herself in the only way possible!"
Angel: "How?"
Wow, Angel really gets caught up in stories, huh? I bet she forgot that she already knows what comes next…or that she played a role in Iggy's plot.
Iggy: "SHE PEGS HIM WITH A PUDDING CUP AND SAVES HERSELF!"
Max: "A pudding cup that the girls provided me with, by the way. In fact, you all were right there when I opened the door, and weren't you fiddling with the doorknob?"
Iggy: "AND THUSLY! Our brave, powerful leader Maximum Ride-"
Gazzy: "So brave! So powerful!"
Iggy: "-saved herself and her comrades from the unholy eyes from the demon Fang!"
Angel: "Yay! Happy ending!"
…Iggy made this whole thing sound a lot more exciting. I'm pretty impressed.
Max: "Okay, you guys are overdoing it. And that doesn't explain why Iggy just happened to be holding a camera, either!"
Iggy: "My, look at the time! Gotta fly!"
Gazzy: "Need to do that thing…that… I need to do! See you!"
Angel: "Bye Max!"
Max: "Nudge…what-"
Me: "Hey, I'm just the innocent bystander in this situation. Shouldn't you go apologize to Fang now for totally ruining his self-esteem?"
Lol, Max just left with this guilty expression. I think Fang's going to be a very, very happy teenage boy soon! At least, until he notices that Iggy put all the pictures up on the blog.
Over and out, this was Nudge, (un)official secretary of the Flock-Minus-Fang meetings!
And…done. There you have it, the Incident! If you think there are any loose ends that need to be tied up, let me know and Fang will fix that. Otherwise, this story is complete! XD