Hey. I got this idea for a new chapter last night... Oh and just so you know, I'm changing the format! From now on, 'll probably use,
Bella: Yay! -claps hands-
format instead of my normal one,
"Yay!" Bella said as she clapped her hands.
lol. Cause it's easier to write. so anyway. That's how it's gonna go!
and I've been trying to stay in charcater, with the exception of putting Bella on a sugar high all the time. lol so forget that. OOC!!
Yay me... I don't own Twilight. REVIEW
Weirder Than Fiction
Chapter... lol idk! Sorry.
Bella: -screams- EDWARD! GUESS WHAT!
Edward: -screams back- WHAT!
Bella: I've decided I wanna be hot and sexy like you!
Edward: -blinks-
Bella: From now on, I'm going to talk in a British accent. Cause English people are hot like that.
Edward: -rolls eyes- -quietly- Oh, bloody 'ell.
Bella: -confused- Bloody ell?
Edward: -didn't realize Bella heard him- Ah, yes. Bloody 'ell. It's a British phrase.
Bella: -confused- Well okay, then! BLOODY L!! BLOODY L!! OMG I THINK SOMEONE KILLED THE L!!
Edward: -shakes head-
Bella: WHAT?! You told me the L was bloody! Someone killed the L!! That's horrible! If the L is dead, then my name would be Bea. Bea?! What the frick is that!? Edward! That is a horrible British phrase! Gosh! I hate you and your English sexiness!!
-storms off-
Edward: Gahh! She hates me! My life is overrrr!! -cries- -runs up to room-
Emmett: -entering the Cullen household- -eyes closed- Edward! Bella! We're home! Please get off the couch so I can open my eyes! Bella? Edward? -opens eyes- They're gone.
-Everyone else comes into the house-
Esme: Emmett? Where are Bella and Edward?
Emmett- I dunno. I came in and they weren't here.
-Hears sobbing upstairs-
Emmett: I wonder what on Earth they could possibly be doing up there that's making that sound...
Rosalie: -smacks Emmett- You idiot! Get your mind out of the gutter. Someone's crying. Gosh, Emmett! You're so stupid!
-storms off-
Emmett: Gah! I'm stupid!
Roooooooose!! -cries- -runs to room-
Jasper: -tear-
Alice: Jasper? Are you okay?
Jasper: WHY DOES EVERYONE MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY?! You all must hate me!! -cries- -storms out of house-
Alice: Gahhh! He thinks I hate him!! What did I do wrooooooonnnnnggg?! -cries- -runs to room-
Carlisle: -watching dumbfounded at everyone- Well, at least I have you, Esme.
Esme: What do you mean you have me? You don't care about our children?! MY KIDS AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!! -storms out of room-
Carlisle: Ga! Why is everyone crying and running away?! Why doesn't Esme know they're not OUR children!? -cries- -runs to room-
Narrator: And that, my dear readers, is how the Cullen family leave a room. The end.
lol!
I'm cracking myself up... The only idea I had for this was the bloody L thing, which I said. And then it just turned around and was made funny! lol.
PLEASE REVIEW!!