Change is inevitable and so is a hangover after all that drinking. Thanks for continuing to read along. As always, much love to keamoose for proofreading and kicking me in the butt when needed. Special thanks to Silvermoonlight GJ and jcmoorehead for their support and encouragement.
Enjoy
"Is this what you want? You can stay if you decide to."
Curled in the fetal position, Shinji couldn't see a thing. Normally cause for fear, the young man felt strangely at ease. The darkness surrounded him, cushioned him, muffled any sound. Cocooned in this womb, Shinji felt nothing for the first time in forever. No fear, no friends, no tears. Something should be missing, he should feel emptiness, panic, doubt, but his stomach and mind were at rest.
Misato was up and moving around the apartment. "I didn't hear him come in last night. Lemme see...7:30, he can sleep for another 45 minutes," she thought.
She was impressed Shinji had been so quiet coming in. Based on how they all left last night she was sure alcohol had made an appearance. Compared to her many nights of crawling in, driving Shinji crazy with drunk come ons and vomiting, her young roommate was a dream.
Showered and wearing a freshly pressed dress uniform, the Major was getting into work mode, checking the itinerary and reviewing the guest list. The Commander had given her a detailed set of instructions and at the top was Third Child will be informed on a need to know basis. Although she worried about the impact of withholding information, Gendo was firm on this point.
Misato remembered the initial event briefing had included only her, Vice Commander Fuyutsuki and Commander Ikari.
Normally a very reserved leader, Gendo had been almost enthusiastic as he laid out his plans.
"This will be a reintroduction of the Evangelion program. Now no longer at war with Seele, we must consider Nerv's willingness and availability to assist our allies when threatened. Although any current Eva can tip the balance in a conflict, we must expand. As such, I have instructed our best minds to re-engineer Units 00 and 01 with the latest technology. Two additional Evas and their pilots will bring Japan's complement to four. The newest Evangelion units, the pilot designations, and their identities will be disclosed at a later date."
He explained that this public event would have a distinguished guest list and a full press contingent. It was his intention to celebrate Nerv and to reignite the public's interest in all things Eva. This would also act as an enticement for the visiting dignitaries in attendance.
Misato knew Shinji's appearance today was of the utmost importance to the Commander. Third Child and Unit 01 had been the faces of the Eva program and Nerv all through the conflict and afterward. His absence had been a major factor in the decline of Nerv's government funding and public endorsement. With the people's support, it would be easier to convince major contractors to come onboard and major contributors to keep the cash coming in.
She checked her phone and called Kaji.
"Hi Kaji, just checking in. I'll be leaving with Shinji a bit early….." she spit out rapidly.
"Good morning to you too, Misato," came Kaji's response, smooth as silk. "I didn't hear you leave this morning. Sneaking out to meet your other boyfriend?" he joked.
"Kaji," she smirked, rolling her eyes. You know I have my other men on an alternating schedule." She knew he wasn't a fan of her flipping back and forth between apartments so she cut him some slack this morning. "You're coming in for the ceremony, right? I know you haven't been with Nerv for a while, but The Commander still considers you part of the Nerv family."
"Gendo doesn't consider anyone part of the family, he just likes to know where everyone is at all times. My invitation is just his way of keeping an eye on me. I love you and I don't want to have to deal with his bruised ego. That's why I'll be there."
"Well, at least I came first," she smiled.
"Wasn't that what you said last night," he said in his sexiest voice.
She laughed out loud, then heard her phone beep. Checking the caller she changed her tone.
"I've gotta go, it's Fuyutsuki. I'll see you later."
"OK, I'll be the one with the red carnation," he joked.
"I'll be the one in the clown suit," she came back. "Oh...and Kaji?"
"Yeeeeeess?"
"Love you."
She didn't wait for his reply, flipping to the incoming call. "Vice Commander Katsuragi here." She listened carefully for almost a minute before replying. "I understand. We'll be in right away." The call ended and Misato just stood silent, "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit…." was all she could think.
Shinji floated free without any context or associations. He didn't know anything or anyone and he didn't care. All that mattered was the comforting, warm darkness. He did notice the muffled sounds were becoming more prominent, harder to ignore. The movement, flash of light, and pain that came next made him gasp out loud.
"Shinji, wake up! C'mon, I need you to wake up!" Misato urged, shaking him. "I'm serious, you have to get up right now!"
He slowly opened his eyes and tried to focus, "Misato….. yelling….. pain. Am I at home? I must be cuz she won't shut up," he reasoned. The logical thoughts were quickly blocked by crushing pain. It felt like his head was in a vise and his brains were leaking out his ears. Closing his eyes he could hear Misato again.
"What?" He stayed perfectly still, trying to avoid the pain.
"Listen to me Shinji, we have to leave for HQ right away. You have to get up and get ready right now."
"What time is it?" He opened his eyes again and saw Misato staring him straight in the face.
"That doesn't matter right now, just get your ass up and into the shower. We leave in 15 minutes, is that clear?" She was in full Major mode now and wouldn't stand for any delays.
Shinji knew that voice and got to his feet. "Mind telling me why the rush and… do you have any extra-strength pain killers?"
"I'll fill you in during the ride" she replied. "Here." She handed him two blue tablets. "These used to get me going during my….. worst mornings," she smiled. "Now move!"
Ten minutes later, showered, shaved, and dressed, Shinji stood waiting for Misato. "Fooooood. I neeeed fooooood," he thought. "I feel like I'm gonna puke, I'm soooo thirsty. Verdammt noch mal! Wait… what?"
Misato appeared and gave him a quick once over. "Let's go."
They were speeding through Tokyo III and Shinji's stomach was suffering the effects. He tried to focus on his questions. "OK Misato, I'm here, what's going on?"
The Major kept her cool and her eyes on the road.
"Rei is missing, Shinji. She didn't come home last night or report in this morning. A full-scale search has turned up nothing. She's disappeared. Any ideas? She was with you last night, right?"
"Whaaat!? What do you mean she missing?! Of course she was with us!"
"And you all left together at the end, right?"
"I…. think so? Things are a bit fuzzy right now Misato." He hesitated. The honest truth was, he had no idea about the last hour of the celebration. He didn't even remember getting home or how he got in bed.
She glanced over quickly and recognized that look. "Jesus…. did I look that bad when I was lit up?" she thought. "Bet he's ready to toss his cookies any second, feels like his temperature is 1000°, mouth tastes like a sweat sock…."
"Listen… if you think of anything that can help, let me know," she urged. "The Vice Commander called to tell me and I'm pretty sure I wasn't supposed to spread it around. Remember, you don't know anything, I didn't talk to you about this. If anyone asks we're here early to double-check the walkthrough. OK?"
"Play dumb," he thought, "sounds about right." Shinji was so used to not knowing, that sometimes he couldn't remember what was real and what was Nerv real. His mind drifted to Rei for a second. "You left!" he remembered.
"Shinji, did you hear me!?"
He was started by his memory and the Major's question.
"Yeah, I got it. I promise." He gave her a reassuring smile as they pulled into the secure underground entrance and parked. "By the way, you're looking very sharp today. Very official. Very by the book. Very…"
"OK, OK," she smirked, "shuddup will ya. You know how much I hate wearing the clown suit but I have my orders." She grabbed him in a one-armed headlock and tousled his hair before letting him free.
"Yeah, well, at least your uniform doesn't put your privates out there for everyone to see. Nothing like the fear of poppin' a stiff one in front of the public to add to the pressure of these appearances," he countered.
Misato couldn't help but laugh. It echoed as they rode the escalators down. "Alright, you win." She checked her watch. "There's still plenty of time until the ceremony. Why don't you just hang out in the pilots' lounge for a bit, maybe get your head sorted out." She winked. "How much did you guys drink last night, anyways? Nah…. forget it, I don't need to know."
Shinji just smiled and kept quiet. "How much did we drink?" He wondered silently. " Oh God!" He had a flash. "Asuka… did I puke on… I did!" Slowly, the pieces of the puzzle started drifting together. "I'll have to call and apologize to her when this is over," he reasoned. "Hope she'd not too mad, but that explains the cursing. I thought it was a dream."
When they finally arrived Misato took him aside. "Look, I don't know what happened last night, and if you don't either we're both safe. I have to see the Commander, so the less said the better, OK?"
Shinji nodded.
"Try and relax and when this is over we'll go for lunch, my treat," she smiled. Just as quick, she turned and was gone.
Wandering the halls, Shinji tried to play the night back in his head. "Limo, good. Dinner, good," he mentally checked them off. "Karaoke… champagne… hands… Rei…" the list was getting longer and more unclear.
By the time he parked on the couch in the Pilots' Lounge, his brain hurt again. He broke out his phone and earbuds, "Music...save me" he prayed. The tunes started and he shrunk down, trying to relax, but it didn't happen. Even as the songs played, a phrase kept repeating in his head like some sort of earworm. "Gendo Jr…. call you Gendo Jr…" His mind started to drift.
Shinji and Asuka stood waiting in anticipation. A woman appeared holding a small bundle and handed it over to him. He looked up to recognize Rei dressed in a nurse's uniform, laughing and smiling. He heard a sound, and both he and Asuka looked down at the small, wriggling package in his arms. Rei carefully moved the swaddling cloth away as Asuka smiled and made soft cooing noises. Shinji smiled and looked down. His expression changed to horror as he saw a miniature replica of Gendo, complete with chin beard and sunglasses staring up at him.
Shinji woke with a start, heart pounding, sweat soaking his shirt. "What the fuck?" He barely got the question out, when Dr. Akagi appeared.
"Pilot Ikari, it's time to get ready."
He stood and started for the change room.
"Wait a minute, please," the Doctor stated. Reaching into her lab coat, she retrieved a capped syringe. "Roll up your sleeve, please." She held his bare arm, removed the cap with her teeth and jabbed him with the needle.
Shinji just stood there dumbly as the Doctor finished with the injection.
She replaced the cap and swabbed his arm. "Just something to calm your nerves and help your confidence. Go ahead, get changed, then head over to the launch cage. The Commander has decided to present you and your Eva together for your return. She turned and walked out.
After a quick shower in the change room, Shinji stood in front of his locker dreading the next step. "Might as well get this over with," he sighed to himself. Opening the door, he saw the usual plugsuits and another with a note attached. He took out the new garment and read the note: "Wear Me."
He recognized Misato's handwriting and gave the new suit a good look. It had a similar blue and white design but incorporated splashy silver and grey accents on the arms, core and legs. "Guess they decided I needed a new look," he muttered. "As long as it fits right."
In his new plugsuit, Shinji made his way over to Unit 01's launch cage. The Evas had been in refit since the hostilities ended, so most of the time their cages were wrapped in huge black construction plastic. As he passed by Unit 00's cage and saw the black drape he worried, "Where the hell are you, Rei? You know I hate doing these things alone." Even though she hardly spoke at the events, Shinji always felt a sense of comfort when he saw her.
As he rounded the corner he noticed Unit 01's cage had a dark blue velvety drape instead of the usual plastic. "Well…. looks like we both got a makeover," he spoke to the Eva behind the curtain. Nerv security agents were stationed in front of the unit preventing him from sneaking a peak. Despite his apathy about the event, he was curious about what was hidden just meters away. "Maybe it'll look as cool as…." He stopped and reminded himself, "Toji's dead, Unit 03's mangled." That launch cage was in a different area, and ever since their last battle, Shinji hadn't worked up the courage to look at Toji's broken toy.
The number of people around Shinji increased as the event drew closer. Maintenance staff were busy polishing and sweeping. Misato checked in and activated the live feed so Shinji could be ready for his cue. Punctually at 10:00 Zankoku na Tenshi no These started playing and the huge crowd perked up.
"OK, so now there's new music?" Shinji puzzled. He felt a knot growing in his stomach. If all this was happening, the Commander must be expecting him to go into overdrive with the interviews and public appearances. "This is what burned me out the last time; I'm not going through that shit again." His jaw clenched as he saw Gendo appear with Fuyutsuki, Dr. Akagi, and Misato in tow.
The crowd rose and started applauding as Gendo stepped forward and basked in their adulation, while the other Nerv staff found their seats. Once he was sure everyone was in place he motioned for the crowd to be seated. Like a used car salesman giving a Ted talk, Gendo, complete with Bluetooth mic, started pacing the stage.
"Today marks the beginning of a new chapter in the history of Nerv. While we remember the past and pay homage to those heroes, it is also a time to look to the future…"
Shinji stared blank-faced as the Commander droned on. "Pompous asshole…. ignorant jerk," the young man muttered under his breath. "Just gotta get through the next hour or so and we can go home," he thought. "Just put on the hero smile and remember to thank the people." He saw the green light on the wall flash and braced himself as the platform started to rise. The ceiling above him opened and bright daylight flooded the tube. As Unit 01 started to appear he heard Gendo...
"We're excited to have Third Child back from his extended leave," the Commander trumpeted. "As lead pilot and hero of the battle against Seele, he is looking forward to conquering new frontiers and battling injustice. Ladies and gentlemen, Third Child Ikari Shinji and Evangelion Unit 01!"
As the platform came to a stop, the curtain in front of Unit 01 fell away and Shinji saw it for the first time on the big screen over the stage.
It was the same colour scheme, but with chrome accents on the arms, core and legs, matching his plugsuit. The green and purple were now metal flake powder coat and gave off a rainbow illusion in the sunlight. From what he could see, there were shoulder-mounted rocket launchers. He also noticed an ornate image of a snake on the sides of the head, but the most alarming thing was his face. It was animated on his Eva's new full-face visor. He watched as images of the new Unit 01 in combat were interspersed with shots of him smiling, in the cockpit fighting, giving the peace symbol, holding up a Cold Shot Coffee.
"What the hell?" he wondered. Then he heard his own voice coming over the P.A.
"Hi everyone, it's so great to be here with you today. My time off was great, but nothing could keep me away from my service to Nerv, my Eva, and you!"
The audience applauded.
"Who knows what the future will bring," the voice continued, "but I feel confident with the recent upgrades to our Evangelion fleet, we can tackle any situation that comes at us. I hope you enjoy the presentation today, and feel free to browse the new Eva merchandise on Nerv's official site. The Shinji on display took a swig from the can then continued, "Don't forget, on a hot day like today you can enjoy an iced Cold Shot Coffee. It always keeps me alert and refreshed."
Shinji watched as the image changed to a video of Unit 01 launching its rockets into Yahoel followed by a huge explosion. The video faded to black and Unit 01's visor raised, revealing a pair of blood red eyes and a toothy grin.
Shinji was amazed, appalled, and confused. "What did they mean fleet? Why are we pushing merchandise and promoting products? What's going on?" His mind turned all this over while he kept up the fake smile.
"Now, visiting dignitaries, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce the rest of the Evangelion Fleet…."
As the ground opened up a few meters from him, Shinji stared in awe as a gleaming red and black Evangelion appeared slowly. It had the same metal flake paint job, same full face black visor, but there was a stylized tiger painted on the side of its head. It was so impressive, he almost missed the diminutive pilot. Dressed in a red and green plugsuit, the pilot also sported a shiny red helmet with raised 'ears' and a full-face visor. The Eva's visor lit up and ran a video of battle scenes, but it was what appeared next that stunned Shinji.
"I'm Asuka Langley Soryu. Charmed, huh?" in that familiar voice. "I'm the Second Child and this beautiful beast you see before you is Evangelion Unit 02."
A series of glamour shots with plenty of hair flips and mugging for the camera followed. Unit 02 was shown slicing through enemies with its Progressive Knife, delivering devastating kicks, and tearing Mass Production Evas to shreds. The scene dissolved into a shot of Asuka blowing the crowd a giant kiss.
Almost on cue, the audience burst into shouts and cheers.
"I did all of that fighting using the HUD in my helmet. I can access any information at a glance, from the most complex battle strategies to the toppings on a Shinji Special pizza." A spinning pizza appeared on the visor display. "It's just one of the Nerv Children's Specials from Nija Kyoto Restaurants," the voice continued. "All their deliveries carry the Ayanami Guarantee: if your meal is destroyed at any time, we'll replace it instantly with an almost identical copy. You won't be able to taste the difference!"
As the Unit 02's visor rose, Shinji saw its four green eyes, and heard the piercing snarl escape from its gaping maw. At its feet, he saw Asuka remove her helmet and smile widely. She gave him a quick wink and turned back to the crowd.
Gendo shot her a double thumbs up, "Thanks Asuka!"
Not missing a beat, he barrelled on, "Next up, everyone please put your hands together for Evangelion Unit 03 and the Fourth Child!"
Shinji's stomach turned to ice and his jaw clenched hard.
On the farthest platform, Unit 03 emerged, with the pilot standing between its legs. Sporting a pink plugsuit with green and white accents and topped off with a helmet similar to Asuka's, Shinji was reminded of that Ranger show.
Unit 03 was now metallic pea green with brown and chrome accents at the arms, core and legs. An ornate dragon figure adorned the side of its head. Like the others, the head visor lit up and started playing highlights of the Eva in battle. Mari's face appeared on Unit 03's visor as her voice reached out over the crowd.
"Hi everyone, I'm Mari Makinami Illustrious, Fourth Child. Adventurous, Check! Outspoken, Check! Always up for a fight, Check! I love the smell of LCL so much I had a perfume made from it. You can order Angel/Evil direct from the Nerv merch site. I wear a dab behind my ears at all times. When I'm not killin' it in battle, I love to spend time at Karaoke Town. They have all the top flight gear to make your party a smash. Ask for the Eva Pak for 3 hours of the most fun you can have standing up. Mention my name and receive a 15% discount!"
Once again the audience erupted with wild applause and Zankoku na Tenshi no These blasted out over the crowd.
Mari took off her helmet and gave a deep bow then shook her fist and smiled wide.
Gendo stepped forward, bowed, and gave Mari an air fist bump. "Thank you Oh Illustrious One," he said with false reverence. "Last but certainly not least, we present Evangelion Unit 00. First Child Ayanami is on assignment but sends her best."
Shinji turned as Rei's Eva slowly appeared next to his. Now a darker blue-black with the same metal fleck paint, there were red and chrome accents like the others. Shinji noted a newer sniper rifle strapped to its back along with forearm mini missile launchers.
"Toji would be impressed," he imagined.
The visor flickered from snow, to static shots of the residents of Tokyo III just after the war and back again. Next, looped stock footage of Gendo laughing out, "I'm a fake, it's a lie, it's a cheat," ran over and over. Next Frankie Goes to Hollywood's Two Tribes started blasting while "BUY BUY BUY" scrolled across the visor in big red stencil. Everyone gasped as Unit 00's arms bent at the elbow, raised up and the mini launchers fired out confetti and LCL, covering the audience.
The pilots looked at each other, mouths open, as their Evas started to descend. Shinji's last sight before disappearing was Gendo pacing the stage, screaming, "Will someone shut that thing down, NOW!"
The launch cage area was swarming with activity but Shinji felt like everything was moving in slow motion as he made his way to the showers. As the hot water rained down on his head, he wondered how he was going to untangle the mess that was the last two days.
Kaji was still picking bits of LCL-coated confetti out of his hair when Misato and Shinji appeared. He looked up and smiled, "Quite the spectacle, I didn't think Gendo went in for that sort of thing. Guess the Rebirth of Nerv is going to be more unusual than expected."
Misato knew he was being sarcastic, but she didn't have time for his jokes. "Not funny", she sniped. "I spent months planning and this happens. The Commander's livid and I had to stand there while he tore me a new one. Not exactly my idea of a beautiful Sunday morning." With the venting over she leaned in and gave him a kiss.
He whispered in her ear, "Sorry about your ass."
Misato turned bright red and swatted him, "Hentai idiot."
As they headed for the car, Kaji spoke up, "If nobody minds, I'd like to grab a quick shower before we go to lunch. You two are fine but I doubt any restaurant will let me anywhere near smelling like this. Our place OK Misato?"
She nodded as they got in the car. Shinji climbed in the back, and they sped off.
Shinji stared at the apartment complex while he and Misato waited for Kaji. He'd been inside the apartment lots of times and knew there was a lot more space than her other place. "I can see why she spends more time here. Hell, I'd move in with Kaji for more space. It's gotta be hard for Misato to bounce back and forth between here and her old place. Not much of a personal life."
"Hey Shinji, you OK back there? You're awful quiet," Misato interrupted his train of thought.
"You shoulda told me Misato. I know my father probably wanted it kept quiet, but you should have told me about today," he answered quietly.
Misato felt her face getting hot. "I'm sorry, Shinji. As your superior I was sworn to secrecy, but as your friend… well… I fucked up, OK? We all just thought it might be too much for you to handle…"
"I'm tired of everyone deciding what I can handle," he interrupted with contempt. "That goes for my father, and Rei, and everyone else. From now on, if you've got something to say, say it. I have to deal with good stuff and bad, that's what Dr. Akagi keeps telling me, so let me deal."
He would have kept going, but the door opened and Kaji jumped in.
"There, clean as a whistle and ready to eat," he smiled. "Did I miss anything interesting?"
Misato looked at Shinji and smiled. "I'll tell you on the way Kaji."
Guuuurrrrrgle!…..
They both looked back at Shinji and laughed out loud.
"Shut up you guys, I haven't eaten since last night OK," he moaned.
When he put his tray down, Misato and Kaji had to look twice. Sushi, sashimi, tempura broccoli, yakitori skewers, green miso soup, tsukemono pickles and soba all crowded for Shinji's attention. He almost bathed in the warmth and aromas of the feast in front of him. Water and his trusty Cold Shot Coffee stood beside the tray.
"We thought you got lost," joked Kaji, "but I see it was an exploratory mission. I assume it was a success?"
"Everything!" the young man thought. "I need all of this now." His chopsticks were a blur as he shovelled, scooped, and slurped his way through. Nothing, not Kaji's jokes, not his phone blowing up with notifications, not even the other patrons staring deterred him from feeding his inner man.
"Slow down Shinji, if you keep that up you're gonna puke," Misato warned. "Believe me, I have lots of experience there."
Shinji looked up, cheeks stuffed like a chipmunk and swallowed hard before guzzling half a can of the Cold Shot. He was about to dive back in when Misato stopped him.
"Ahhh… Shinji. I, I mean we have something to say." She hesitated.
Kaji looked at her and continued, "The thing is Shinji, I love Misato. She's been with me at my worst and still keeps coming back for more." The wry smile on his face was interrupted by a swift elbow to the ribs.
"What Kaji is trying so badly to say is, we're engaged. He asked and I accepted," she stretched out her hand and wiggled her fingers. A simple gold ring with small diamonds was on her ring finger. "It also means…. I'll be moving into his apartment," she said sheepishly, still staring at her ring.
Kaji and Misato looked at Shinji for any reaction. They saw a pained expression come over his face as he closed his eyes and opened his mouth. Expecting the worst, they waited for him to say something.
"BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!" echoed from the pilot's mouth, followed by a volley of hiccups. He took a big drink of water. "Sorry.. hic…. I didn't….. hic….. get any on ya… hic…. did I?" he asked before taking another big gulp of water.
Kaji let out a howl and Misato facepalmed.
"What I meant to say is… congratulations you two, that's fantastic! ...hic." Shinji grabbed the waitress, ordered a bottle of sparkling pear juice, and the three toasted the good news. After a few rounds of good natured ribbing at Misato's expense, Shinji took a look at his messages.
"Let's see… Kensuke, yup," he thought. "Asuka, Asuka again, Asuka a third time." He wondered if she was just trying to cover her ass for lying to him. "Nothing from Rei," he worried. The last message wasn't familiar and simply read 6d 6f 6f 6e. He didn't recognize the number. "Goodbye spam," he muttered and hit the delete key.
As the next few days rolled on into May, Shinji tried to get back to his routine.
Counselling sessions with Dr. Akagi changed when Shinji made it clear that he wasn't going to take any more drugs. He would talk as much as she wanted, but he needed other tools to help him cope. The doctor had agreed to minimal medication along with meditation and other self-strategies he could use to help cope with stress.
He saw Asuka and Mari almost every day between work and university but couldn't manage much more than a polite hello. He came to Nerv, did his combat training and left. There had been a couple of sync sessions but he'd stayed quiet whenever Misato had the three pilots together to go over the results.
In class he, Kensuke, and Hikari still sat together, but there was something weird going on there. Everyone was polite, but the closeness was gone.
Most mornings on campus, he would pass by the same coffee cart hoping to catch a glimpse of Rei. He even took to ordering coffee there just so he could talk with the owner. Somehow their small exchanges put him at ease. Maybe it was just the memory of his frantic tea order for Rei that helped keep the good thoughts alive.
Kensuke started coming over to the apartment again to play online games, gossip, and ask for advice. It also helped Shinji fill in some of the blank spots from their karaoke night.
"I mean… we still talk and all," Kensuke said, "but I can tell there's a wall and I don't know what to do. I tried calling and messaging her Sunday after… you know, but she didn't respond." His face looked worried. "I feel like I've lost my best friend. No offense buddy," he smiled.
"Well, based on what you've told me I'll bet she's got a million things going through her head," Shinji advised. "Still feeling sad about Toji, excited and guilty for kissing you. She's probably confused whether what happened was because of the booze or because she really likes you."
"Guess you're right," Kensuke reasoned. " I don't want her to think I was just waiting for a chance to slide in there. Toji was my best friend and I never looked at her that way before. Honestly, I kinda feel guilty myself, but I really like Hikari ya know. We've always been friends but after that night, I mean, she was sooooo…"
"A LALALALA… I'm not listening!" Shinji hollered.
"OK OK," the bespectacled teen joked. "Speaking of girls, what about you and Asuka? There was definitely something going on with you two, am I right? Plus, I vaguely remember you passed out with your head in her lap on the ride home."
"WHAT?" Shinji almost swallowed his tongue.
"Well…. it's still a bit hazy," Kensuke recounted, "but I remember Mari helping Hikari to her doorstep, then…. I heard a whole lot of German swearing and saw Asuka. You had your head in her lap, snoring. I blacked out for a bit then woke up to those two arguing. Next thing I know, Mari pulls you off Asuka, and you're leaning on Mari while she opens the car door. You two disappeared; more swearing, then I think Asuka took off her shoes or something. I heard Mari get back in; there was a lot of yelling and laughing. Let's see, I musta passed out again. Next thing I know, Mari is helping me to my door. She whispered something to me, I found my way inside, and heard the car leave. Good thing I got in when I did, cuz I puked for like 30 minutes straight before I finally crashed."
Shinji's expression changed multiple times during Kensuke's recap, mostly shock, awe, and embarrassment.
Even though Kensuke got a smidge of delight going over the gory details, he could tell his buddy was suffering so he moved on.
"Speaking of Mari and Asuka, I guess it's OK to ask now. What do you think of them as pilots and what about their Evas!? I know you couldn't say before but man! I got a good look at the specs and those bad boys are jam packed with the latest holo technology and targeting systems and…."
Shinji heard his friend but it all started to blend together. After about five minutes he cut in, "I didn't know."
"Huh?" Kensuke stopped.
"I didn't know," Shinji repeated. "About them as pilots, about the new Evas, about Mari becoming the Fourth Child, about her getting Toji's Eva. I didn't know any of it. Now Rei's missing and I don't know anything about that either." His chin sunk to his chest and tears started rolling down his cheeks.
Kensuke was confused, "Rei's missing? I know she wasn't in the limo but I thought…"
"She's gone! She left Saturday night…. I've called her a million times but her phone is dead, not even voicemail!" Shinji sobbed.
Kensuke put his arm on Shinji's shoulder and just let his friend cry. After a few minutes, he reassured, "She's OK buddy. I know you're worried but Ayanami… I mean Rei, is smart. I'm sure it'll be OK."
Shinji looked up and saw his friend's smile. It wasn't much, but it helped him feel a bit better.
Most evenings, Misato was busy at the apartment packing her belongings, labelling boxes and throwing out junk. Shinji would help out and in a weird way it seemed like old times, except without the alcohol.
"For years I've been trying to get you to clean up after yourself," Shinji started, taping up yet another cardboard box. "Guess all it took was loooooooooooooooooovvve," he swooned, sticking out his tongue. "I hope Kaji has lots of cleaning products and plenty of loooooooooovve on hand at your new place."
"Hardy har har," Misato answered sarcastically. "Do we have anymore of the extra large garbage bags?" Despite her tone she knew Shinji was right. "How the hell did I manage to get all this crap?" she moaned to herself.
Shinji brought over the bag and started dumping things in.
"Thanks for the help, Shinji," she smiled at the teen. "I really appreciate it. You know, Kaji is great and all, but it'll take some time getting used to being there 24/7. You've been a good roommate and a better friend."
"Sure thing," he answered back. "It's sad that you're going but at least this is keeping my mind off …..other shit."
She was still surprised when Shinji said shit or any other swear words, but she focused, "Look Shinji, if it'll help here's what I know. Rei's been suspended indefinitely based on what happened with Unit 00. I don't know why Asuka and Mari didn't tell you they were the new pilots, but I do know Asuka. She's a good person deep down, she just covers that up with bravado and false ego. When Asuka lost her mother, she changed, Shinji. All anyone could say was 'Poor Asuka' and she got sick of seeming weak so she made a decision never to rely on anyone else. Can you imagine someone so young making that choice? That girl's a lot of things; loud, full of herself, a royal pain…. but she's also loyal, funny, and dependable. Keep that in mind, and don't close the door on her, OK? She needs friends too."
"OK, I guess," he answered quietly. "You know Misato, what you said, it was really touching."
"Aww, thanks I…" she was interrupted as a giant bag of packing peanuts womped her in the face. Looking over she saw Shinji's gleaming smile.
"What the hell was that…" she felt the bag hit her again on the head.
"OK, that's it Mister, it's on!" Misato leapt up, grabbed another bag of packing peanuts, and swung with all her might. The two stood toe to toe trading blows and laughing, then Misato took off running with Shinji in hot pursuit. They were at full speed when the bathroom door opened and PenPen appeared in their path. Misato came to a screeching halt and keeled over head first as PenPen simply waddled past. Shinji came up behind and started swatting Misato on the butt repeatedly
Instead of admitting defeat Misato started yelling, "YES, YES, MORE GOD MORE!" She started to laugh as the swats came faster. She could hear Shinji mocking her.
"You've been a bad roommate, take this! And that!" He kept at it, laughing out loud, until the bag broke open, spraying packing peanuts everywhere. He collapsed beside Misato, laughing hysterically as she dumped her peanuts over him.
They lay on the floor for a minute and both sighed.
"Well," said Shinji, "guess we've got more cleaning up to do."
"Think we can get Kaji and Kensuke to do it for us?" Misato grinned.
Two big red circles dominated Asuka's calendar: Mari's birthday/Wrestlerama on the 27th, and the Japan Ninja Warrior tryouts in less than a week. As she flipped through her phone, a sense of panic was starting to creep into her head.
"Sync training this week, physics assignment, the damn Ninja tryouts coming up, this is gonna be fun," she thought sarcastically. "Guess I'll pull an all-nighter when we get home..." She knew the fridge was also getting bare, after they ate packaged ramen and frozen vegetables last night. "Hope Mari can do groceries this week."
Adjusting to Nerv's schedule was, well, getting on her nerves. She loved piloting her Eva and all the attention, but the scheduling and rules were a huge pain in the ass. She was getting slammed with official Nerv emails about appearances and the code of conduct, among others, and every one of them required her electronic signature. She was beginning to feel like her new boss didn't trust her and it had only been a couple of weeks.
As she sat in the Pilots' lounge listening to her phone explode, Asuka closed her eyes and imagined floating in the ocean off some sandy resort in the South Pacific.
"Mmmmmm Hawaii…. no Fiji," she muttered. Visions of tanned, muscular cabana boys bringing her Mai Tais and fresh fruit filled her head. Island girls giving her spa treatments, massages, rubbing warm oil all over her…
"Hiya Princess!"
Asuka opened her eyes and frowned, "Do you mind? I was having a moment," she responded, shooting daggers at her roommate.
"Was it the famous rockstar moment, the island vacation moment, or the pink fuzzy unicorn moment?" Mari teased.
"The island vacation," Asuka sighed.
"Oh yeah? So… how are Laylani and Sven?" Mari knew all Asuka's characters by name.
"Never mind!" Asuka snapped, taking a swipe at Mari. "I needed a break from all this, OK?" She held out her buzzing phone. "Damn thing hasn't stopped since I woke up this morning."
"OK, OK, relax. I understand alright? I'm done with my training, are you ready to head home?" Mari asked. "We need to stop at the store first though, I'm starving and we're almost out of food." She looked over and saw the redhead staring at her phone.
"Asuka, did you hear me?"
"Mmmm hmmmm," was the only response.
"Asuka!" Mari barked "You just finished bitching about that thing, what's so damn important now?"
The second Child was busy re-reading an email:
Ms. Langley Soryu,
Due to unforeseen circumstances the tryouts on May 17th for Japan's Ninja
Warriors have been rescheduled.
Tryouts will now take place July 21st and 22nd in conjunction with the Yokohama
Triathlon and the YokoHammer Music Festival.
We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience and look forward to seeing you there.
Yours,
Hiroji Shinginawa
COO JNW Enterprises
"YES!" she practically shouted in her head. "No more stupid Ninja, no more stupid Ninja," she sang gleefully to herself. Remembering Mari was there she put on a sad face.
"Shit, the Ninja tryouts have been moved to the same weekend as the triathlon in Yokohama. It's all part of a big festival weekend there in July. Looks like Der Donner Ninja won't be making an appearance cuz I've already registered with the triathlon organizers."
"Well yeah, sure. You can't do everything," Mari replied. "C'mon girl, let's go."
Later they were wandering the aisles at the grocery store. Mari was pulling items off the shelves as Asuka lazily moved the cart along.
"Hey, do you want the Chocoberries or the Frosto Blasts?" Mari called out. "Honestly, I don't know how you can eat this crap and not be in a diabetic coma all the time." She looked back, Asuka was frowning at her phone again.
"What is it now?" Mari glared.
"It's been almost two weeks Mari," Asuka sulked, "two weeks and Shinji hasn't said anything. No 'Sorry about your shoes Asuka', no 'Welcome to the team Asuka', nothing. No texts, no IM's, nothing."
"He says 'hello' when we see him in class or at Nerv," Mari reminded her. "At least he's polite and still talking to us."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Think about it, we did keep quiet about being the new pilots," Mari replied. "I know we were just having fun, but maybe it went a bit too far. We lied to Hikari and Kensuke, but worst of all we lied to Shinji. He is an Eva pilot, just like us and we do owe him respect. If you ask me, we're lucky he didn't chew us out or get us kicked off the team."
"Fine, I get it OK?" Asuka admitted. "He could have at least apologized for ruining my shoes," she stated defiantly.
Mari just shook her head as they headed for the checkout.
At home with the groceries put away, Asuka spread out her homework on the couch and dove in. Mari flipped on the TV and picked up her knitting. They stayed like that for almost an hour, reading and knitting, neither one minding the silence.
"I'm getting a drink," Mari asked, tapping Asuka lightly as she walked into the kitchen. "Want anything?"
Asuka looked up, rubbing her eyes. "Something with caffeine, OK? I could use a break before this goes into overtime."
"You gonna finish tonight for sure? Mari asked, head still in the fridge.
"Yeah, there are a lot of calculations but it's all thermodynamics, so," she flexed her arms, "I'll crush it."
Mari passed by again and handed her a can of Zot! Energy. "Nice gun show. Here," she smiled and sat down.
"Thanks," Asuka kept mock posing, throwing a few grunts for good measure.
Mari started to laugh and joined in, "Yeah? Well… take this!" She popped up and did a double bicep flex, spun around and showed off a back pose. She let out a yell and spun to face Asuka again.
"You think you can handle me Flying Tiger Soryu!" she announced into an imaginary microphone. "I still remember the match in Manheim when I left you broken and beaten in the middle of the ring!"
Asuka bounded to her feet and stood face to face with her adversary. Grabbing the pretend microphone she launched into her own promo. "You know what impresses me about you? Nothing! Nothing except your stooge's skill with a folding chair! We both know I had you in the Tiger Tangle right in the middle of the ring until your buddy unloaded on me!
They both cracked up. Mari was still laughing when Asuka ran off to her room.
"Get back here Flying Tiger!" Mari mocked, throwing her chest out and shaking her fist.
Asuka sauntered back in with her hand behind her back. "I was gonna save this for later but now seems like a good time. Here." She handed over a copy of the Wrestlerama email. "Happy birthday," she grinned.
Mari started reading. Asuka watched as her roommate's eyes widened.
"No….. Really?!" Mari looked up.
Asuka grinned and nodded.
"No way, you're shittin' me!" she continued.
Asuka started laughing. "It's real, girl, happy birthday." She smiled wide and went in for the hug. She was surprised when Mari picked her up round the waist and started carrying her around the apartment.
"AAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!" Mari was yelling. She made a tour of the whole apartment before tossing Asuka back down on the couch in a fake wrestling move. Disappearing into her room, she reappeared wearing her favorite gold and green Hannya wrestling mask, flexing and yelling some more. Picking up Asuka again, she started shaking the redhead up and down.
"Stop it will ya," Asuka pleaded, still laughing.
"Too weak to handle the awesome power of The Illustrious Masked Marauder?!" Mari boomed in character.
"No you idiot," Asuka laughed, "Cramps."
Mari eased up and let her down. "The Illustrious Masked Marauder understands and apologizes," she said, bowing low.
"So….. you're OK with this present then?" Asuka joked, rubbing her stomach.
"Of course," Mari smiled wide and gave Asuka a gentle hug. "We're gonna have such a great time. I do have one question though."
"Yes?"
"Am I right, you have three tickets?" Mari asked coyly.
"It's right there, a complete fluke, the 10 000th order or something," Asuka answered offhandedly.
"Well… what if we invite Mr. Sexy Pants to come with? Sort of an apology for being such butts?" Mari smiled.
"Mr. Sexy Pants… really? You know his proper nickname is Hentai Hero Boy, get it right." Asuka scolded in fun.
"Hey, I can name him anything I like, and I like Mr. Sexy Pants," Mari answered defiantly. Look, I know you like him. Leave it to me, OK?"
"OK, but could you take off the mask, it's kinda hard to take you seriously like that," Asuka smiled.
"Are you kidding?" Mari laughed, "I may not take this off until after the match!"
Despite her earlier claim, Mari lay in bed later that night without her mask and without a plan to break the ice with Shinji.
"C'mon brain, you're letting me down. Think of something," she puzzled.
She knew Asuka was hoping for a chance with Shinji but it wasn't just about that. Mari wanted to let her guard down without worrying what people thought. She wanted to have more real friends like Asuka. There was something about Shinji and the rest that made her want to try. She rolled over, picked up her phone and started to type.
"Well… guess I'll know…." she wondered. Her thought was interrupted by the phone.
"Blooop."
She looked down and smiled. Rolling back, she closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep.
Shinji was about to put down his phone when he noticed another notification.
"What the fuck?" 沈黙 flashed on the screen and was gone. "Silence?" He checked the sender, unknown. "Stupid spammers," he muttered, deleted the message, put down the phone, and tried to sleep.
The sun was especially warm, so Asuka and Mari were sitting under a tree.
"Hey, what do you think of this?" Asuka handed her tablet to Mari.
"Not bad, but I'd check the sources. This paper is two years old and I think some of the main points have already been disproved. It's a good overview though so I'm sure you can still use it," Mari paused. "The Illustrious Masked Marauder approves!" she bellowed, sticking her chin out boldly.
"I can't believe you're wearing that mask at school," Asuka shook her head.
"The Illustrious One must be prepared mentally for the match tomorrow night. It is my solemn duty to annihilate all adversaries and vanquish evil!" Mari continued.
"Baka Mari," Asuka grinned. "You do realize you're not...actually...wrestling, right? She shook her head again. "You really do love this stuff doncha?"
"It is who I am and who I shall always be," Mari continued, not breaking character. "For it is…"
"Nice horns," a familiar voice interrupted from behind Asuka.
"Thanks," Mari answered. "Sexy pants," she complimented right back.
"Thanks, mind if I join you?" Shinji asked.
Asuka's head was turning one way and the other, trying to keep up.
"Asuka? Is that OK?" Mari asked too sweetly.
"OK, you guys officially suck!" Asuka snapped. "Mmmmmmari, I'm gonna kick your ass when we get home."
Shinji sat down and reached out between the two.
"Whoa, whoa there Asuka, no fighting tonight. The Illustrious Masked Marauder must be in top form for tomorrow night's event. I want to see her at her best, don't you?" Shinji grinned.
Asuka looked at the two of them grinning like fools. "Forget what I said, you guys double suck! Schweinhunde! Idioten!..." The cursing continued as she stomped off.
"By the way princess, I invited Shinji for tomorrow night. I hope that's OK," Mari called out.
She turned to Shinji, "Thank you sooooooo much." She smiled.
"It was fun."
"I meant thanks for giving us another chance, it means a lot to me and Asuka," Mari answered earnestly.
"I know," he put his hand on her shoulder. "See you at the station tomorrow night. 7:45, right?"
"You bet!"
Shinji arrived a bit early at the station. He'd decided to go casual tonight, sporting a plain black tee, navy walking shorts and a pair of sneakers. Despite starting out feeling anger and resentment towards Mari and Asuka he was really looking forward to spending time with them.
"Gotta learn to let go," he told himself. "I trust Misato and Mari did come to me and talk it all out. Gotta give 'em a chance."
He'd brought something special with him he hoped would help them bond.
Checking his phone, he saw an IM from Mari.
"On our way."
Within seconds, he spotted them coming up fast. The pair walked arm in arm, Mari in her mask, a Wrestlerama 2016 tee, jean shorts, and cowboy boots. Asuka wore red walking shorts, flats, and a yellow t-shirt with a sunflower design.
"Hi!" Mari grinned. "Are you ready for the best night of your life?"
"Well…" Shinji started, "I've watched it plenty of times on TV but this is my first live event. I'm excited to see everything that goes on. If I ask stupid questions I hope you'll forgive me."
"Don't worry, Shinji," Asuka piped up. "She's a fricken encyclopedia about this stuff and she loves to share." She glanced at her roommate with a playful smirk.
"Leave it to me, Shinji, you'll both be experts by the time tonight is over. Considering I'm the only one here suitably dressed for battle, I consider your education a challenge." Mari looked at her friends with a haughty stare, then laughed.
Asuka rolled her eyes.
"I wouldn't be so sure of that," Shinji replied slyly. "Mari, close your eyes please. I'm getting out your birthday presents. Asuka, I need your help."
With her eyes closed Mari could hear rustling then Asuka's voice.
"Whaaaaat?! You've got to be kidding, I'm not gonna.."
"Now Second Child," Shinji stated sternly, "it is Mari's birthday and this is the gift."
"Fine," she sighed.
"Alright Mari," Shinji announced, "you can open your eyes."
The birthday girl opened her eyes and did a double take.
Her friends were sporting Lucha-style wrestling masks, Shinji a blue devil Oni and Asuka a red Hannya.
"Happy birthday, Mari! I hope you like your gifts," Shinji gleamed. Asuka just stood and smiled.
"I was trying to think..." He was interrupted as Asuka seized him in a bent over headlock.
"You, trying to think?" the redhead snarled. "Baka Shinji! I look ridiculous… and my hair! I'm gonna make you pay for this!" She squeezed tighter to make sure he knew she meant business."
As Shinji squirmed a bit, Mari looked on in amusement, not noticing the crowd that was gathering.
"She's got you Ikari," she mused. "Here we go." Mari knew Asuka was testing the water, seeing if Shinji had what she needed.
"I can't let you do that," Shinji spoke out, and in one swift move he put his arm around Asuka and stood up.
The move caught Asuka by surprise as her feet left the ground and she started to panic and flail. The headlock was broken as Shinji held her seated in his arms.
"Nicely done Shinji," Mari smiled to herself, raising an eyebrow. "Maybe there hope for you yet." Despite all her protests, she knew Asuka's panties were probably wet.
"Oh my God! Suplex! He's going for the side suplex!"
Mari whipped round and was confronted with a crowd of people in Wrestlerama shirts, some with masks, some with signs, egging Shinji on.
"Suplex! Suplex! Suplex!" The crowd's chant grew louder as Shinji held Asuka in the set up position.
The moment died as the announcement of the stadium train's arrival came over the loudspeaker. Shinji looked at Asuka and put her down, and the pilots watched their train arrive. He didn't notice, but Asuka was almost glowing bright red from embarrassment and arousal.
In a flash, everyone was crowding for a seat. Once the train started to move, the three teens were standing wedged in with the rest of the fans. There were heroic shouts and chants and even some singing as the train sped to the stadium. In no time, the doors opened and everyone spilled out to the platform and headed for the escalators.
Still in their masks, they waited in line to have their tickets scanned.
"They should have a separate line for Super Fan pass holders," Asuka tapped her foot impatiently.
"Relax princess, it's more fun this way. It's all part of the experience. Plus, it's my birthday and I wouldn't want it any different," Mari smiled.
"Actually," Shinji said, touching Asuka on the shoulder, "I can see the Super Fan Check In from here. There's just a mass of people to get through. It shouldn't be long."
Sure enough, they found their way to the special check-in and within seconds they stood inches from entering.
"Tickets and ID please," the pleasant lady asked. "You'll also need to remove the masks until you're inside."
She took the tickets and IDs without looking up. After scanning the tickets she took the IDs and glanced, then checked again. She looked up at the three pilots, then back at their IDs. Very nervously she reached for the phone.
"You need to come here… now." She hung up and turned to the trio.
"Please wait here." She looked nervous and excited at the same time.
A gentleman and lady in business attire appeared and consulted with the ticket taker. They checked the IDs again and looked at the teens.
"I've had enough of this," Asuka muttered under her breath. She put her hands on her hips and spit out, "Hey! What the hell is going on here. It's my best friend's birthday, we have our Super Fan Passes and in case you didn't know, I'm Asuk…!" Shinji pulled her back and shushed her.
"Asuka," he whispered, "I want to get in as bad as you but please. This is not how we do things in Japan, plus I'm sure Mari would like to enjoy tonight as a fan, not as an Eva pilot. Your spirit is amazing but please, let me handle this." He looked her right in the eye and smiled.
She stared back at Shinji then glanced at Mari. "Fine," she half pouted. "Do it your way. I don't want to be blamed for ruining her birthday."
"Thanks Asuka," he smiled softly.
The two suits were actually waiting behind Asuka and quietly approached Shinji. The young man bowed in respect and the pair bowed back. Before Shinji had a chance to apologize the gentleman spoke up.
"Please sir, excuse the intrusion, but would you and your party please accompany my associate and me. My name is Tama Yamaguchi and this is Yuki Namara. There is no trouble, we only wish to speak with you if you would permit." He bowed low again, followed by the woman.
Shinji bowed then looked at his friends and nodded. Mari and Asuka had no idea and just shrugged.
"It is not my decision, Mr. Yamaguchi, as today is my friend's birthday," he motioned to Mari. "This experience is my other friend's gift to her," Shinji motioned to Asuka. "I am their humble guest."
Yamaguchi bowed and turned to Mari. "My humblest apologies to you both for intruding." He seemed to be waiting for some reaction.
Mari cocked her head and squinted. "Did you say your name is Tama Yamaguchi?" she started to sound excited.
"Yes, Miss," he responded quietly.
Asuka and Shinji were shocked as Mari bowed slow and low. "It would be an honour to speak with you both," she responded with reverence.
As they were led away, Asuka and Shinji looked at Mari for answers. The birthday girl could hardly contain herself as she whispered, "He's The Shadow Warrior! I was his biggest fan when I was a little girl. Four time International Middleweight Champion, two time All-Japan tag team champion with Ito Yataka. That man is a living legend!" She was about to go full-on fangirl.
"Ahhhhh," said Shinji in recognition.
"Well, that's nice they got some of the older performers to greet the Super Fans," Asuka nodded.
"Uhmmm, I guess you don't know Asuka," Shinji informed, "Yamaguchi isn't just a wrestling legend here, he owns and runs All Japan International Wrestling. Wrestlerama is his show."
"Yeah," Mari chimed in. "Not to mention he owns a bunch of other companies."
Yamaguchi led the group into a very large lounge, closed the door, and began to speak.
"Let me first say how thrilled I am that Nerv's Eva pilots are attending tonight's event. To meet you all in person is an honour. Second, please know everyone at All Japan International Wrestling respects your skill and courage during the war. We owe you our lives. A public announcement of recognition will be made before the matches begin." He and Namara bowed low.
All three Children bowed back then Mari spoke up. "Thank you for the great honour. Tonight my friends and I only wish to enjoy this magnificent event as simple fans. It would be a disservice to all the athletes performing tonight if we took the spotlight even for a moment. Please allow us this concession." She bowed again.
"As you wish," Yamaguchi relented. "I do have an idea for you three, if you care to listen." Mari and crew nodded and all five huddled together.
Twenty minutes later, Namara led Mari, Asuka, and Shinji to their ringside seats just as the house lights went down. Sporting their masks and toting all the swag they could carry, the three settled in for a night to remember.
The next three hours were full of lights, music, and explosions. Match after match featured All Japan International Wrestling's stable of top talent. The enormous crowd was on its feet and cheering from the get go. Babyfaces were cheered, heels were booed, the level of excitement never seemed to dip. The card featured all manner of matches. From Tables, Ladders, and Chairs style to No DQ, there was something for everyone.
The Super Fan treatment included a personal attendant to take their orders and bring refreshments. It wasn't the service that caught Asuka's attention, it was the talent. Watching the seemingly endless supply of taut, young, athletic bodies parade past her to the ring or land, sweating and panting, at her feet, suited her just fine. Shinji marvelled at the whole spectacle and caught himself leering during the Ladies Championship tournament. Mari just soaked it all in, cheering, screaming and booing right along with the crowd. She delighted in educating her friends on each wrestler, their moves and history.
When the lights came up briefly before the final match, everyone just looked at each other and howled, trading high fives and fist bumps.
As the lights dropped again the entire crowd could feel the electricity. This was it, the All Japan International Heavyweight Championship between Hitomi - the Black Dragon and Matsutaki Mato.
"I don't know which is worse," Misato stared at Kaji, "that you wanna watch this stupid stuff, or that you invited Kensuke and Hikari to watch it with you."
"Hey, I missed almost the entire Wrestlerama PPV, it's just luck we made it home in time for some of the main event. I invited Kensuke cuz, well, it's a bro thing, plus we might catch a glimpse of Shinji and the girls. Hikari didn't seem to mind, so at least you have company. Now shhhhhhh… the announcers are talking."
I don't know how The Black Dragon managed to kick out of that pin, ladies and gentlemen, but Mato is clearly frustrated.
That's right Hiro, I've never seen this level of fight from The Dragon and it's starting to unnerve his opponent. Now Mato is hitting The Dragon with a series of vicious chops. Now a body sla… NO! ….He's just tossed The Dragon over the top rope! Looks like he's gonna turn this into a street fight and that's legal tonight!
That's right Goji, don't forget everyone, the title can change hands on a pinfall, submission, or count out. There is no disqualification. These warriors have been at it for almost 45 minutes and it may come down to a mental slip by either of them that decides the title. Oh My God! Mato just slammed The Dragon's head into a steel railing. This looks bad; The Dragon might be unconscious! Now Mato is shouting at the crowd and taunting some fans at ringside. It looks like a young fan at ringside in a red Lucha mask is yelling right back at Mato and… Oooooohhhh, she's just dumped her drink on his head and tossed the cup at him!
I don't like this Hiro, Mato is yelling right in her face and… WHOA! Did she just slap him!? I don't know how he's gonna react but it can't be good. She's got her arms in the air celebrating and waving to the crowd. Looks like her friends are trying to get her to sit down. OH NO, OH NO, OH NO! Mato's grabbed her and pulled her over the rail. He's not gonna, NO… He's got her in a front facelock! He's lifting her up!... GOD NO... HE'S GONNA SUPLEX HER! Someone's gotta stop this!
"This is great! Misato, Hikari, you gotta see this! Some fan is interfering in the match and she's just a tiny thing. Get a load of her mask," Kaji laughed. "Her friends have masks too, check it out!"
"What are you yelling about?" Misato and Hikari came over and stared at the screen.
"That kinda looks like… Is that red hair? And the other one with…" Kensuke froze. "Holy shit you guys, that's not a fan, that's Asuka! Look! And Mari and Shinji!"
The other three stared harder then started jumping up and down.
"Do something Kaji!" Misato shook Kaji. "Don't just stand there, do something!"
What's happening now?! It looks like her friends have come over the rail. Mato's broken the suplex and pushed the girl down. Now her friends are yelling at him… Wait! What's this? The Dragon is struggling to his feet… he's got a steel chair! The fans have Mato distracted…. Here comes The Dragon. He's spun Mato around, here comes the chair! OH MY GOD! Mato ducked and The Dragon nailed the fan in the blue mask! This is sick! That poor fan is probably dead, I don't know. Mato's just speared The Dragon! He's going for the pin! One… Two… His shoulder's up! It's up and Mato can't believe it! I think he's gonna lose it Goji.
They've finally brought out the stretcher and taken one fan away. Medical staff are now checking on the fan in the red mask. Her friend in the green mask is kneeling next to her. The Dragon is checking on her now. It's sad the fans' night has to end like this. The EMT's are moving the girl now and staff is trying to get her friend to leave with them.
She's not moving Hiro, she's just standing and staring as they take her friend away. The Dragon is consoling her. I think he's trying to convince her to go with the EMTs. Meanwhile Mato is still pacing the floor around the ring, with a crazed look in his eyes. He must be wondering 'What do I have to do to beat this guy?' He doesn't even seem to notice what's going on now.
The Dragon is handing off the young fan to an attendant and heading back to Mato… but wait. The fan's pulled away from the attendant and started back to ringside. She's just picked up the folding chair Hiro! She's got the chair! It looks like she's trying to sneak up behind Mato.
The Dragon is back and now he and Mato are standing toe to toe just trading haymakers! Ooooohhh! Looks like that last one stunned Mato! Wait, the fan just spun Mato around and jammed the steel chair in his midsection! The Dragon's just spun Mato back! He's cinched in the headlock… DDT! DDT! D...D...T! The fan's grabbed the ref! Here's the pin! ONE…. TWO…. THREE. He's done it! Hitomi-The Black Dragon is your new, All Japan International Heavyweight Champion! This place is going crazy, his masked fan is jumping up and down! The ref has just handed over the belt and here comes the confetti. The Dragon is on the ring apron, celebrating with the belt and the fans. Now he's staring at the belt.
Yes Dragon, all that hard work, all those struggles and now the belt is…
Goji, it looks like he's inviting his accomplice to come up. He's holding the ropes for her. She's jumping up and down, running round the ring. Now she's standing beside the Champion. He's shooting a double bicep pose… and so is she! It's a side by side pose off... hahaha! He just handed her the belt Goji, I can't believe it. I think she's gonna cry! Awwwww look at that hug and she handed him back the belt. The rest of the fans are loving this! One more pose off and now The Dragon and his SuperFan are headed out. There they go… wait, he's handed her the belt again and he's kneeling…. Whoa! She's riding the Champion piggyback with the belt over her head as they exit the arena!
Everyone at the apartment was freaking out. There was hugging and laughing and crying all round. When the pandemonium finally died down, Kaji just looked at Misato.
"So, you're a fan now?" he grinned.
The Dragon carried Mari back to the locker room door and let her down.
"Thanks, that was fun. You were great," he smiled. "I'm gonna shower and change, but if you go with Namara I'll meet you and your friends in the lounge in a bit, OK?"
Mari just smiled stupidly and nodded.
Namara led her to the lounge and opened the doors to let Mari go in first. The room was packed with suits and wrestlers but the first people she saw were Asuka and Shinji, both with huge smiles on their faces. Without thinking she grabbed her best friend in a tight hug.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you…." she kept repeating.
"Can't… breathe….. Mari," Asuka wheezed.
Mari let up and gave her friend a kiss on the cheek.
Shinji came over to join them. He gave Mari a fist bump. "You were awesome!"
Yamaguchi stepped up next, "Thank you Ms. Makinami, you and your friends were tremendous. I hope you enjoyed the experience."
"Yes sir, and thank you and your associates for the amazing opportunity," she smiled.
With the formalities over, everyone relaxed and mingled for a bit until the doors opened again. First came Mato, then Hitomi. Everyone cheered.
Over the next hour, pictures were taken and folks swapped stories. Various wrestlers from the event came in and out to say hello and have their pictures taken with The Children. Autographs were traded and both girls got their swag and a couple of body parts signed. Hitomi gave Mari a kiss on the cheek and wished her a happy birthday. As the party started to die down, Yamaguchi got the room's attention and raised a toast to thank everyone for making this Wrestlerama the best ever. As a final thank you to the teens, he had Namara put them in a company limo for the ride home.
Everyone was bouncing off the walls in the back of the limo. They were laughing and checking out their loot. No one noticed as they pulled up to Shinji's place.
"Thanks Asuka, I had a great time. Happy birthday, Mari," he smiled. He closed the car door and was headed for the apartment when he heard Asuka.
"Wait up, Shinji!" she called out running up to meet him. They walked together to his door.
"I'm glad you had a good time," she said softly, looking him in the eye. She moved in closer and whispered in her sexiest voice, "I… enjoyed our wrestling match tonight. I hope we can do it again."
Shinji gasped and tried to speak.
Asuka responded with a soft, passionate kiss. Her tongue found his and slowly swirled around it.
Shinji was enjoying the kiss and moaned as she gently sucked on his tongue before slowly pulling back and breaking the kiss.
"Good night," she said and ran back to the limo.
Back in the limo the questions started.
"Soooo, it was good?" Mari smiled.
"Mmm hmmm," Asuka smiled, replaying the kiss in her mind.
"He's passed the test?" Mari continued.
"Let's just say," Asuka grinned, "I'll be dreaming about Mr. Ikari for a while."
"I'll make sure to sleep with my headphones on. Thanks for the warning," Mari teased.
Shinji stepped in the door, still trying to process what had just happened. He wandered into his room and peeled off his clothes. Collapsing on the bed, he started replaying the kiss in his head. The pillow and bed felt so soft, the next thing he knew he was out cold. He saw Asuka again and again; clothed, naked, covered in chocolate syrup. He saw both of them together, sweaty and writhing, swimming naked in a secluded pond. The wonderful dream was interrupted by an annoying sound that wouldn't quit.
Shinji's eyes snapped open and he sat up with a start. He was sweating and sporting a painful hard on. It took a second to realize his phone was going off.
He looked at the display. "Answer Me" flashed on the screen, followed by the familiar moon cycle emoticons.
He swiped to answer, and started, "Look, I don't know who you are, but it's almost 2 AM and I don't…"
"Shinji? ...I need your help. Please?" came the soft voice.
His heart jumped as he answered, "Rei?"
There was a pause. "Yes."