Should have stayed in school Ash Ketchum
"You know Pikachu?" Ash began. "I should have just stayed home, and have gone to school."
"Fuck yeah!" Pikachu shrieked. "Then I wouldn't be stuck in this pile of rocks!"
"It's not my fault!"
"Oh yeah? You're the one who wanted to go up this road!"
"No! I wanted to go on the mountain path! But No! You had to go on the rocky ledge!"
"Are you starting on me!"
"If the shoe fits!"
"Well the shoe doesn't fit! It's like five sizes too large!"
"It's only an epic saying!"
"If it's that epic, then how come it only makes sense like 10% of the time!"
Meanwhile in Hoenn...
"Dad! Dad! I found a pokedex!" Charles ran to his dad, Professor Catzass.
"Great son!" He answered. "Now I can finally finish my experiment.
"Yes I know!"
"Finally, after so long, I can now make a half robotic Caterpie!"
He made some adjustments to the Caterpie that was lying in a metal cylinder.
"Don't worry little Caterpie, this won't hurt."
He took the pokedex apart and added some parts to the Caterpie. He pulled a lever and the Caterpie started to grow. It was now 5ft tall, with metal armour on certain parts, a pair of robotic legs folded in and out of the armour, but what was most unusual was the six pairs of robotic arms that held a variation of weapons.
"How are you Caterpie?" Catzass asked it.
"Better than ever." it said in a low growling voice.
"Now Charles, You can assign him his first mission."
"Yay!" Charles shouted. "Let me think. Hm. Your mission is to eliminate Ash Ima Nasshole Ketchum! And eliminate his Pikachu while you're there!"
"Yes sir..."
Meanwhile around the globe...
Chaos was breaking out everywhere, pokemon were running wild looking for Ash, not to help him, but to kill him. There were Caterpie and Hitmonlee, Torterra and Salamence, everywhere breaking out of the PC due to the hacking of Sceptile. All over policemen were trying to stop the pokemon, because Ash was apparently their saviour!
Meanwhile at the Pokemon Center...
"Yes we did it!" Steven cried. "We can finally get Ash back for what he's done to us!"
"Wait, Steven?" Sceptile asked Steven.
"Yes?"
"What did he do to you?"
"He raped my sister, he pissed on my Grandmother's doorstep and..."
Steven shuddered.
"It's because of him... My family's island... was drowned..."
"What what what?"
"It's true... All my family were on that island... and now they're all dead..."
What's next?
No idea?
I'm not sure...
But there will be a chapter coming soon...