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11 - BPOV

"I see this place is raging." She's totally being sarcastic as she looks around the almost empty store.

"Yup, as usual, Fuck-Hot and his cronies are over there." I point out the huddled up group of boys over in the far corner of the store. They seem to be oblivious to us, which is strange considering how hot Rose is. You'd think they'd be drooling by now.

"Which one are you calling "Fuck-Hot"?" She asks while looking in the direction I am pointing at.

"The tall built one with the red hair." He's just leaning against the wall, looking all hot as fuck, and reading something while the other two are sitting on the floor and chit-chatting.

"Oh." She smiles, and then continues knowingly "You mean Edward?"

"Edward?" I mimic questioningly. I don't think I've ever heard of him.

"Yeah," she starts "the tall blond one is Jasper and the other one is Emmett." She adds.

"What the fuck is it with this place? Doesn't anyone have a normal sounding name like Ben or Eric, I mean really, what is it with this shit? Who the hell names their kid Emmett or Jasper? Wasn't anybody born AFTER eighteen eighty nine?" I rant.

"Jesus Isabella, it's not like your name is anything special." She cuts me off.

"I know Rosalie." I say her name and crinkle my nose up at her, mirroring the way she pronounced my full name.

"Wait a minute, is that the Emmett?" It finally dawns on me as to who he is.

"Shut up." Very mature Rose.

"Oh. My. God. That's the Emmett you've had a crush on since like forever." As if I don't already know the answer.

"Yeah, well, I doubt he even knows girls exist." She adds in a serious and sad tone. I've heard of Emmett for a few years now, I guess I'd never bothered to ask her to point him out to me before. He's kind of hot in a big, burly lumberjack kind of a way. Although the dimples and pretty eyes are definitely fuckable.

"None of them do sweetie." I point out. Lord knows I've given it my best shot.

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