How to empty a lair?
Felicity sat at the computers in the lair ignoring everything around her except for the computers in front of her. Currently her father, two ex-husbands, and boss stood behind her discussing the business of being a superhero. She was starting to get what Pepper meant by her having a type: Billionaire Playboy by day, masked Vigilante by night, or in Tommy's case club owner and Vigilante best friend.
"Could you bunch bond someplace else," Felicity said turning around to look at the men behind her.
"Oh, but we like it here." Tony said smirking at his daughter knowing he was annoying her.
"Get out or I'm reprogramming JARVIS again." Felicity said looking her father in the eye before smiling as he ran from the lair.
"I own the place Felicity," Oliver said smirking next to Tommy and Bruce.
"Oh that's cute," Felicity said before stepping closer to them. "Tommy I'll call Sara and Laurel both telling them you're annoying me."
"Bye," Tommy said running up the stairs to look for tony in fear of the blonde.
"Hit me," Bruce said looking at her, "We were married for two years Lissy you don't scare me."
"Alfred, Barbra, Richard, Jason, Tim, Selina," Felicity said dropping the last name as Bruce reached the top of the stairs.
"Um, wow." Oliver said noticing how she scarred away the most fearsome man of Gotham before she even finished talking.
"Want me to call Dig and Roy?" Felicity asked before Oliver took off to find the other men who had been scarred from the lair just as he was. "That's what I thought."
Felicity walked back over to her computers and continued with her searches uninterrupted for the rest of the night. All four men to afraid to go down there even after closing. All four stayed at the bar talking with Dig and Roy. Only when they heard heels clicking in their direction did they turn to the direction of the lair door. Felicity walked to the group of men with a smile on her face.
"Thank you boys, I got everything that needed to be done along with all the info on those three people you wanted Oliver." Felicity said smiling as she accepted a glass of scotch from Sara who had walked from the other side of the bar.
"Hey what did you do to them, they like ran out here from the lair one at a time." Sara said with a smile.
"Yeah, then they refuse to tell us why," Roy added having asked them several times already.
"Please I'm Felicity Smoak, technically Stark. Ex-wife to both Tommy Merlyn and Bruce Wayne. And I work for Oliver at both of our jobs, how couldn't I get them to leave?" Felicity said making Sara's eyebrows shoot up.
"Wait a minute; you were married to that and that? What is wrong with you, why did you let that go?" Sara asked pointing at Tommy and Bruce.
"I was a Merlyn for 26 hours and 13 minutes 25 seconds. A Wayne for 755 days 11 hours 48 minutes 53 seconds. 6 hours into my first marriage my dad called me asking what the hell I had done. Mind you Bruce was one of the witnesses along with your sister. 3 hours into my second marriage my dad asked if I knew what I was doing this time. Then at my divorce he asked what was wrong with me and why did I want to move to Starling City." Felicity said making jaws drop.
"Wait, you approved of our marriage?" Bruce asked looking at Tony shocked.
"After you lasted longer than 27 hours I approved." Tony scoffed taking a drink.
"Who were the witnesses at your wedding to Bruce?" Oliver asked.
"Me and Laurel," Tommy said filling his glass.
"Wait, your ex-husband was a witness at your second wedding." Roy said laughing at Tommy and Bruce.
"What's wrong with that?" Felicity asked raising her eyebrow.
"Nothing it's perfectly okay," Roy rushed stepping away from the blonde.
"It's out in the open now?" Thea asked entering the club.
"Yeah Thea, they now know about both of my marriages." Felicity said causing Thea to let out a sigh of relief.
"Thank god, mom will be so happy." Thea said sitting next to Oliver who gave her a shocked look. "All's we need now is you two to get married and mom will be the happiest person in the world."
"WHAT?" Felicity and Oliver shouted at the same time causing Thea to cover her mouth quickly.
