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Evans for Prongs!
Get over it, Padfoot.
I caught them in the broom closet! Evans you said you would never stoop so low.
No you misunderstood me, Black; I said you would never see me in the broom closet with you.
Evans for prongs!
Padfoot, they have been going out for over a month get over it.
Moony how is it going with Mason?
Go away.
Simple question.
Me and Emma are fine thank you, so leave her alone, ask her to meet you in the broom closet again and I will seriously strangle you.
Has anyone else noticed?
What?
Sirius is the only one of us without a significant other.
Your point being?
Even Peter has a girlfriend.
Yeah but have you seen her?
Not recently why?
She has ANOTHER huge spot, it looks like it's about to pop.
Oi, that's my girlfriend!
Fuck off Pete no one cares. You insult the girls I go out with.
Yeah but Padfoot come on, you go out with anything that wears a skirt.
I do not! I am so offended, I think for ages before I chat someone up.
Really you've waited longer than two minutes?
Shut up Moonpie.
Q - What would Sirius do if he spotted Remus unknowingly reading a book under mistletoe?
He would sneak up behind him and snog him wouldn't you Padfoot, your such a gay.
I am not gay! For the last time!
Moony has a girlfriend now Padfoot, your going to have to put your feelings aside.
What feelings? I am not gay!
Denial, Padfoot.
Denial my arse!
Black, why are you saying you aren't gay when you clearly are.
Evans, I have never had a gay feeling in my life, never have, never will.
We'll let it slide this time Padfoot, but we will be watching you closely.
For what? I am not gay. If I was gay, I wouldn't have a girl every night would I?
We don't know how your sick mind works; you're probably just bottling up your feelings.
Grrr!
Don't get mardy.
Fuck off.
James- dump lily and go out with me!!
Dump my Lilyflower NEVER!
James, if me and Evans were both drowning who would you save first?
Sirius you can't ask that!
You can't say things like that, how would he know he isn't in that situation.
Ever heard of the word hypothetical?
Ever heard of the words shut up?
I guess you're saving Evans first.
I love her Padfoot, you've got to understand that.
Bros before hoes?
Arrgh! Must you always throw that in my face?
Its okay James, if you want to save the arrogant, egotistical, stupid, immature womaniser first, I'm cool with it.
Save me first James!
Well, I've got a magical wand so I can save both of you at the same time.
I didn't think of that.
When do you ever think?
You can't say I'm stupid; I got higher marks than you on the transfiguration test.
Weren't you copying Prongs though?
I was not! How dare you.
Padfoot, you were copying me though.
So that doesn't change anything. I still got higher than Moony.
Black, you were copying someone! Without them you would have got a low mark. You are so stupid!
So, at least I'm attractive.
That's what you think.
Moony, you have always thought I'm attractive the reason being is that you fancy me.
Yeah right, I fancy you, but tell me Padfoot, why do I have a girlfriend?
Remus- Why did you create the Marauders group with these guys? I mean they are lunatics!
I assure you, I am not a lunatic. To refresh your memory I am: hot, great, intelligent, funny, fit, confident, great must I go on?
You have most of that wrong, you are none of those things.
Evans, I know you want me, you don't have to cover it up just because Prongs is here.
The only thing I feel towards you is hatred.
And lust, haha.
I don't think I'm a lunatic.
I don't think the lunatic part included you, your not important enough.
I didn't decide to make a group with them, it just sort of happened. It started off when I told them all about myself and my-
Furry little problem.
What the hell?
James, how many times do I have to tell you stop saying that, Emma is becoming very concerned she things I have an aggressive rabbit or something.
Okay then, when you told us about your time of the month-
Don't call it that either.
Fine, Back to the lunatic bit.
I'm not a lunatic.
You are. Well when you kept trying to get me to go out with you, you were a bit of a lunatic then.
I was blinded by your beauty, I didn't know what I was doing.
Stop with the love fest!
Shut up Black, just because you have no romantic bone in your body.
Q. James: My best guy friend is in love with some girl. Any tips on how to ask her out for him?
Keep badgering her, she will cave in eventually.
Just to let you know James I didn't cave in I just agreed to go out with you because I felt like it, so I don't think that tip works.
Just get this guy to go up to her and say 'you me, broom closet, 7pm' she'll get the message.
That is really bad advice, Padfoot. Not everyone is as direct as you.
Well then what do you suggest, oh clever one.
Thanks for the sarcasm. I suggest that this boy should try and make friends with this girl and then ask her out. That's what I did with Emma.
I slept with her last week, Moony.
What?!?
Huh?
Oh my god!
Only joking, haha you thought I was being serious. Wait I am Sirius! What a great pun.
Padfoot that is getting so old.
So you didn't sleep with her?
Duh, Moony I just said I was joking.
Black, why do you mess about with people's emotions like that?
Evans, it's a gift.
Who are you meeting in the broom closet tonight, Padfoot?
Well, I am meeting someone at 7pm that's Emma Mason and then at half past I'm meeting with Lily Evans.
Sorry everyone, Sirius will not be able to reply he is being killed at this second.
Look at Moony go!
No don't throw him there, oh that's his arm broken.
Now his leg.
Peter, I don't think they will be back for another couple of hours, shall we rap this up.
Yeah, thanks everyone for reading, next edition Sirius will be back-
Possibly with a broken arm and leg.
Thanks everyone for reading, please review. Can you think of any questions for next time? Thanks for all of the great reviews everyone :)