Notice: Hey again! Just felt like putting up a notice… because I'm pretty sure I was high or something while writing the following Authors Note… wow. You guys really stuck with me after sitting through that? Sorry for my Sirius immaturity. No! Not another pun. Shoot, well… never mind. Carry on!
A/N: I really really love you guys! *grins!* Your reviews always make me really, really, really happy. Like, siriusly happy. (haha, pun intended.) That was bad… baaad pun Awesomegirl…that was bad. *cough* So yeah, anyways, aside from that, I have a new chapter for you guys again today! Sooo here we go. (and again, pick-up line provided by twilightstargazer! Thanks!)
Disclaimer: Aww forget it.
Lily and her friend Mel are arguing like normal, and poor James over there is confused as… well… confusion. Frustrated with Mel's persistence, Lily does her usual angry yell.
"NonononoNo!"
"Umm, yes."
"What?" James asks, confused.
"No,"
"Yes!"
"Huh?" James asks, confused.
"No, no, no!"
"Yeah. I've told you yes, like, a thousand times already."
"No! I know, but no!"
"Wait, what?" James asks, confused.
"Yeah!"
"You don't have to be right all the time you know."
"Ugh! I know, but I'm right right now."
"No you aren't Mel."
"I am!"
"Yes! I am!"
"No you aren't."
"Waiiiiit, what's going on here? I'm confusssed!" James asks, confused.
"Offff course you are James."
"Me and Lil here were just discussing whether or not Alana will ask her out or not."
"Alana? You have got to be kidding me! He's a Hufflepuff, isn't he?"
"There is nothing wrong with being a Hufflepuff!"
"Yeah, but he's got a girls name."
"It's not his fault his parents named him that. Besides, he has people call him Al, so it's kind of OK."
"Oooh! Hey Lils, does all this defending him mean you'll say yes if he asks you out?"
"He's not going to ask me out!"
"Yeah, and if he does I'll punch him out."
"Oh! Shut up Potter. I'm sick of never being able to get a boyfriend just because you like me! I'm not yours, I never will be. Get over it."
"Ouch."
"Well, that hurt."
"Think of it as ripping off a band aid. She got it over with quickly."
"But it's not over… because I'm going to ask her out again tomorrow too."
"Ohhh! I'm so sick of you James Potter."
"Weak insult Lil."
"Naw, it's OK. She's given more pathetic ones that that."
"James, I'm going to count to ten."
"Oh please Lily-Flower. You always do that, shan't you get a new coping skill?"
"Shan't?"
"I was trying to sound cool."
"Potter, I don't have time for this."
"Whaaat? How can you not have time for this!"
"James, put your shirt back on."
"Aww. It didn't work?"
"One."
"But! But! Lily! Give me a chance!"
"Two."
"Lily, get a hold of yourself. It will all be OK if you just calm down."
"Three."
"Hey Lils, on second thought, I think you and James would be so cute for each other!"
"WHAT?"
"Yay!"
"Shut up Potter."
"okay."
"You two would be adorable together. Okay, I officially ship Jilly."
"You ship Jilly? What does that even me?"
"It means you and Potter will be together forever! Besides, Jilly sounds a lot better than Lames."
"I like Lames better…"
"Shut up Potter!"
"okay."
"No. No! NONONONONOOOO! Me and James won't be together, so just drop it."
"Thou doest protest too much."
"Not you sound like James."
"I was trying to sound cool!"
"Lily! Your eyes are as blue as the deep deep sea."
"My eyes are green."
"Offff course they are."
"And when you talk, your words are like the waves of the ocean. They make me sick."
"That was weak."
"Like your pick-up lines? What was that last one again?"
"Are your parents communists? Because girl, you are the bomb!"
"That doesn't even make since."
"It made since at the time…"
"No James, it didn't."
"So… I'll be Fred Flintstone, cause I can make—"
"Wingardium Leviosa!"
"Aww man, not again."
"That's just great."
"Didn't you do that one last time too?"
"Yeah."
"You should get a new favorite spell."
"Sorry! I just didn't want him to finish that pick-up line, and this is the first thing I could think of."
"Your bed rockkkkkk!"
"Shut up James!"
"Well, he finished it anyways. That's disgusting. Next time try a lip-lock spell."
"Good plan."
"Is that Sirius in the bushes?"
"Yup."
"Has he been here this whole time?"
"Yep."
"That's odd."
"Get used to it."
"JAMESSSS! JAMES! JUST STAY CALM, OKAY? I'LL GET A LADDER! AHHHHH!"
"Yep. That's Sirius all right."
And so another day passed at Hogwarts.
A/N: *sigh.* Another chapter! Thankyouthankyouthankyou guys for rocking. Oh, and I failed at my daily uploads, but I'm still trying to do the best I can… so I hope you guys understand? And remember, I probably won't write this weekend because I'll be winning things at speech! Later gaterz.
-Awesomegirl13
Notice: Hey, and can you guys let me know how you feel about the edits? I'd like to know if there's something you think I could do better with them... I'm very self concious about what my edits are doing to the story... hmph.
