Please note, this is the worst chapter in all of history. So there!
Remy threw the disclaimer saying I don't own X-Men Evolution into a pot of Rogue's chili.
Number 11: Rogue and Remy FIGHT?!?!?!?
Rogue and Remy walked into the kitchen. Usually they were arguing, or at least looking at each other. But for once, Remy ignored Rogue. "What's up with you two?" Kitty whispered to Rogue, but she was ignored.
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By mid-afternoon, people were so curious as to ask the fighting couple what was going on. Nothing. They were either ignored or yelled at. Finally, Logan stormed up to Rogue and Remy and shouted,
"Why are you two fighting?" He didn't want them to stop, he just wanted everyone else to stop making such a fuss.
Gambit insisted, "She put too much pepper into the chili!"
Rogue frowned and responded, "No, I didn't! I only put in a little when you YANKED THE POT AWAY FROM ME."
The cajun stood up and shouted, "That's because you put three Malipeno (1) peppers in!" Everyone's jaw dropped. They were arguing about CHILI?
"I said Jalapeno peppers!" Rogue yelled back. Remy froze.
"Really?"
Rogue nodded. "YES! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYIN'!"
Gambit gulped, "Remy is sorry cherie. He thought you said..."
Rogue sighed, cutting him off. "Why don't we just go re-make the chili?" Remy nodded and they sped out of the room, leaving everyone confused.
(1) There are no such things as Malipeno Peppers (At least I hope). I needed a super-spicey pepper that sounds like the word Jalapeno. Thanks for reading! R&R
