Episode 11: Top 11 Anime Villains
Disclaimer: I own nothing involved in this chapter the characters I mention belong to their respective creators and shows.
"Hello I'm the Classic critic; I remember it so you're not required to." Airnaruto said, "You know they say that for every hero there stands a villain and lets face it villains are in all forms of the media whether it's comic books, video games, cartoons, movies, reality television shows, or politics but I digress I'm going overboard with the types of villains there are so I'm sticking to anime villains and believe me there's an ass load of the them but for simplicity sake I've narrowed my list down to 11 villains from the cartoons made in the land of the rising sun and now I'm counting them down so here are my top 11 anime villains. Why top 11 because aren't we all rip offs?" Airnaruto asked, "These are the top 11 anime villains." Airnaruto said.
(A montage of anime villains appears on the screen while George Thorogood's Bad to the bone plays in the background)
Number 11
Petra Fina from Flint the time detective
"This shrew is at the bottom of my list because she's not really threatening or terrifying, she's laughable I mean she's a time thief who tries to screw up history all while trying to find little critters with magical powers known as time shifters and use them to steal historical items and goof up any major historical events of course that's only after the school bell rings and class is dismissed, before that happens she's Miss I know." Airnaruto said before muttering, "Yeah I know I hate the pun too." He said bluntly. "Now I bet you're asking how she gets control over the time shifters before she's beaten by the hero of the show Flint Hammerhead right." Airnaruto asked for his audience, "I bet you're thinking maybe by means of a brainwashing beam or even a lobotomy or maybe even..." Airnaruto said before he got cut off by a scene of Petra placing a stamp on the head of a time shifter.
Petra: You've just been Petra stamped.
"She just stamps a red P with a green eye in the middle of it on their foreheads?" Airnaruto asked in disgust before yelling his thoughts on that.
"FAIL!" he screamed.
"The only reason she's on this list is because of her voice actress Barbara Goodson whose voice you might recognize care to take a guess?" Airnaruto said to his readers, "If you don't have a clue maybe this will jog your memory." Airnaruto said as we a clip of a space dumpster being opened up with you know who emerging from it.
Rita Repulsa: Ah after 10,000 years I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth.
"That's right it's the same voice as Rita Repulsa from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers." Airnaruto said before the camera cut back to him, "Good grief from playing one shrew to playing another one huh Barbara, though personally I think she's a lot better as Rita because she truly sounded the part of Rita, but with Petra it's a bit of a hit and miss. It's a hit because she can still whine, bitch, moan, and complain like she always could but it's a miss because well while Petra is portrayed as the implied main villain of the show throughout it's storyline, she's actually nothing more than a lackey working for the true villain the dark lord and no I'm not talking about Sauron or Voldemort." Airnaruto said before wrapping up this villain, "Whether as a time thief or a school teacher Petra is one whiny bitch you want to take a bite of for her crimes, and that's not a metaphor." Airnaruto said as we a scene where Flint is chewing at Petra's leg mistaking it for a rutabaga in a state of hunger.
Petra to Flint who has her leg by his teeth literally: OW LET GO OF MY LEG! LET GO! YOU'RE WORSE THAN A LAP DOG!
"Now that's just priceless." Airnaruto said laughing at the situation.
Number 10
Vicious from Cowboy Beebop
"Now right off you know this guy is nothing but bad news if just the idea he knows where Faye is being housed for the night sends her Die Harding into a shower in a paranoid rage." Airnaruto said before thinking over something, "Then again just the fact that he was Spike's partner and that his name is Vicious is quite impressive because I know what the word means in terms of its definition as being depraved and reprehensible and that's true of him but it just sounds like the name of a drag queen and no one could pull it off except this guy." Airnaruto said as we see Vicious sneak up behind Faye while she's attending an opera show.
Vicious: You're trembling
Faye: Who are you tell me?
Vicious: Vicious
The scene cuts back to Airnaruto, as he sits there in terror "I think I just wet myself." He said in a high squeaky voice, "without a doubt Vicious is the most heartless fiend on the list because he doesn't value anything but wants everything, we first think he's loyal to the syndicate but we find out later he hates his masters and his vendetta against the hero Spike is a personal one, he seemed to love his woman Julia but soon we see that he had no qualms of attempting to kill her on several occasions either but no matter how scary he is the big guy's just nothing more than a stereotype that's pulled off very well still if I came across him in a dark alley, making fun of his name would be last thing on my mind before he sliced me in half." Airnaruto said nervously.
Number 9
Deidara from Naruto Shippuden
"Okay before people jump on me for not including someone like Madara or Sasuke who are the main villains of the show and manga, let me explain." Airnaruto said, "The reason I put Deidara on this list is because well simply because I can't figure out two things, number one, why are female fans of the series so enamored with him? I mean he's a detonating clay wielding terrorist, with a special eye that's designed to help him escape Genjutsu, and has and extra set of teeth in the palms of both hands and that's not a metaphor." Airnaruto said regarding the first thing he couldn't figure out, "and second what is he a guy or girl? I mean I see the whole male complexion but the fact he's so enticed by art and blowing it up makes him seem like a masochist woman but still he's a cool villain it's just a shame that he got killed off by Sasuke because personally I think that every member of the Uchiha clan should have been eradicated including Sasuke but then again if that had happened then there would be no plot." Airnaruto said, "Anyway Deidara does play a decent role at the start of Shippuden but after the rescue Gaara arc we don't see him again until the hunt for Itachi arc where he's fighting Sasuke but still wherever there's a piece of beautiful architecture ready to be demolished you'll know who will show up to do the job." Airnaruto said as we hear Deidara's famous catchphrase.
Deidara: Art… is an explosion.
"Talk about going out with a bang." Airnaruto said bluntly.
BOOM!
Number 8
The Major from Hellsing Ultimate
"Now to be honest I was rather reluctant to put this guy on the list because he's mostly a manga character and only shows up in one episode of the currently suspended OVA, he's the chubbiest, shortest, and oldest member of my list but in some ways he's the most terrifying and most psychotic." Airnaruto said before explaining, "You see during World War 2, Hitler had commissioned an experiment to create a stable strain of vampirism within Nazi Waffen SS troops with which he would conquer England, gain victory in the war and ensure a 1000 year Reich to follow." Airnaruto said before being cut off.
Bison: Of course!
"Shut Up!" Airnaruto yelled, "Anyway the Hellsing organizations best operatives Walter and Alucard foiled this scheme by destroying the research facility which sent the Major and his troops into hiding in South America, 60 years later he returns with an army of 1000 strong and several stronger high profile officers, so what's his goal for all of this? Does he wish to carry out Hitler's dream of taking down Britain?" Airnaruto asked.
Bison: Of course
Cyclops (X-men TV show 1992): NOT!
The screen changes to Sir Integra Hellsing asking the major a question over a portable television set or something like that.
From Hellsing Ultimate OVA 4
Sir Integra: What's the purpose of this?
The Major: "To put it in the simplest terms Fraulein, our purpose, is a complete lack of purpose"
"See what I mean?" Airnaruto asked, "Basically all The Major wants is war of any and all kinds, I might be cheating to close out with this speech but I can't put it any better than this." Airnaruto said before the screen cuts back to The Major.
The Major: My Friends, it has often been said that I like War. My friends, I like war. No, friends, I LOVE WAR! I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges. I love mop-up operations and retreats. War across the prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through the desert, in the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.
"Okay two things...oh he's still talking sorry." Airnaruto said before getting cut off.
The Major: I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the line of battle. My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed into the air and cut down by well placed sniper rounds. I love it when a Tiger tank smashes un enemy tank with its 88mm the feeling that comes when a soldier would run screaming from the blazing tank only to be mowed down by machine gun fire, its such an exquisite feeling. I love it when the infantry ranks overrun the enemy line, bayonets first. It moves me when I remember the sight of a new recruit in a state of panic, stabbing an already dead enemy soldier over and over. The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure.
"Okay enough…two things I need to get off my chest about this speech." Airnaruto said, "First off I think the German part of my blood just dried up and number two why the hell am I enjoying this?" He asked, "I mean it's the sickest, most perverse and most fucked up thing I've heard in my life but that's the power of the Major and if the manga's events are any precursor for events to come then it's gonna be fun when they reach England. The Major couldn't give a shave, a haircut or two bits about who wins and who loses all he wants is World War 3, Hell on Earth, but above all one hell of a good time." Airnaruto said as the Major closed it out.
The Major: Friends…lets bring them Hell.
Number 7
Frieza from Dragonball Z
"Now for a lot of us this alien dictator was perhaps the first true anime villain we came across but like The Major, Frieza is not so much cool as he is terrifying, carrying the thickest resume of collateral damage out of anyone in the ranks. His crimes include blowing up at least two planets, wiping out countless alien races including the strongest of all the Sayians, killing dozens of Nameks causing the eldest Namek to die from grief, the deaths of several lead characters." Airnaruto said as we see Frieza having already stabbed Krillin with his horn bucking him up and down on it through the gut.
Frieza: Hey Whipping yee-haw that's it buckaroo ride'em cowboy
"Not to mention making horrible jokes." Airnaruto complained as we see Frieza rip Nail's arm off.
Frieza: Here you might want to keep it as a backscratcher where do I come up with this stuff.
"He's also been put under suspicion for batting for some other team I really don't want to touch with a 40 foot pole." Airnaruto said as we see Frieza standing with the Namekian Dragonballs lying in front of him.
Frieza: Having these balls makes fell something that resembles joy I think. I want to caress them.
"Would this count for one of those kinds of moments?" Airnaruto asked his cameraman Charles Roberts.
"I guess so." Charles answered.
(A Big Lipped Alligator moment)
"However we all know Frieza's biggest crime, he just won't stay down. The strongest of Goku's company can hit him with all they've got and he'll just transform to his next level of invulnerability over and over and over again, hit him the energy of an entire solar system and he'll strike you with it tenfold, beat him completely and he'll use the last bit of energy in his severed torso to fight back in a fit of rage, even the power of a Super Sayian doesn't completely destroy him leaving the rest of the gang to deal with RoboFrieza, not that slicing him to pieces will keep him from causing trouble in Hell, that's right he's still causing trouble even in the depths of hell. Why is this soulless beast so persistent what's he after? Oh just eternal life and total domination, until he gets it he'll never stay down but Frieza lacks in charisma he makes up for with his brutality, and cruelty along with a massive chill factor that puts the competition on ice." Airnaruto said before moving on to the next character.
Number 6
Light Yagami from Death Note
"The philosopher Kierkegaard once hypothesized that the root of all evil was not greed but boredom." Airnaruto said before continuing his rant on this villain, "Maybe at first it sounds stupid until you meet this ambitious honor student, unlike the rest of my list Light Yagami is a pure kind of evil instead of being pure evil, tragic result of Snow white self-righteous legalism splashed with malice that instantly turns him pitch black, by luck he obtains the notebook of a Shinigami that enables him to kill anyone he knows the name and face of with a stroke of the pen and what strokes he takes on paper and in the execution of his master plan. Why not become a global judge, jury, and executioner. In the information age Light can effortlessly search for the names and faces of every criminal on earth and eradicate all bad people like rats, or anyone that he considers bad people." Airnaruto said before we see Light explain his reasons behind using the Death Note.
Light: It's not enough this world is still rotten, with too many rotten people in it. There was no other way the world had to be fixed a purpose given to me. Only I could do it.
"This includes good hearted policemen that are sent to investigate him, and the women he manipulates into being his tools of propaganda and destruction until they rust and burn to the ground." Airnaruto said as we see Light talking to an old college girlfriend of his.
Light: Join me Kiyomi and you will be the goddess of the new world.
Later on we see Light writing down something on a piece of paper from the Death Note as we hear his voice over
Light: Kiyomi Takara, suicide January 26, 2013 2:32 P.M. Burns to death by setting fire to everything around her, including everything she wrote on.
"He's not as unblemished as he claims but he knows the extent of his power and how to use it, let's face it he's smarter and more attractive than anyone else I mean he works quick and efficiently and the snake is a notorious liar." Airnaruto said before moving on to his next point concerning Light. "Which brings up the question, if the villain is a forked silver tongued snappy dresser and the hero is an ADHD insomniac with poor social skills who are you gonna believe right?" Airnaruto asked before proving his point with a scene of Light at his desk "I mean he makes this look epic." Airnaruto said.
Light: I'll take a potato chip…and eat it.
"That remarkable charisma is the most frightening thing about Kira, not only does he have the people of his world suckered but he also has a cult following in the real world too." Airnaruto said before firing back at the cult of Kira followers in the real world. "I'm sure you Death Note fanatics have heard remarks like Light's an antihero, or he had good intentions, or he deserves to win right?" Airnaruto asked, "However the biggest defense for this idol worship is that Light was a good person who was misled by the Death Note which was truly the evil instrument that possessed him." Airnaruto said, "I said before and I'll say it again and I want all members of the Kira cult to listen good, your arguments are BULLSHIT!" Airnaruto screamed, "For those who like this lunatic you give him far too little credit I mean come on as I mentioned before anyone arrogant enough to call themselves God in the first episode of anything really has their heart in the wrong spot." Airnaruto said to reestablish his point from last chapter.
Light: and I…I will become the god of this new world.
"In the end the Death Note is just a book and as for Light…." Airnaruto said before Near cut him off.
Near: You yielded to the power of the Shinigami in the notebook and have confused yourself with a god. In the end you're nothing more than a crazy serial killer, that's all you are. Nothing more and nothing less.
"Thank you Near, Light's arrogant move of hiring one of his zealots to the taskforce and his fall from power turn him into a slobbering lunatic which in my opinion knocked him down to number 6 for me but nonetheless he leaves behind a legacy as the god of death who murdered millions without remorse while the world watched and cheered." Airnaruto said before yet again he suffered a fatal heart attack.
(Please stand by)
"I'm really getting sick of that happening, good thing I found the Death Note that had my name written in it twice so now it's time to burn baby burn!" Airnaruto said in a fanatical rage as he pulled out a barrel, some lighter fluid, and a match dropping the notebook into the barrel, dousing it in lighter fluid and then lighting the match and dropping it into the barrel and watched the book burn to ashes.
Number 5
Aizen Sosuke from Bleach
"Since this is a villain from on of the big three in terms of shonnen manga today I'm not going to spend much time on this guy, because at first glance I'm sure you think that Aizen while strict with his subordinates he still acts like a father figure or friend to them when times got tough and I'm sure were all shocked when he was killed but that's only a cover." Airnaruto said before explaining his case to newer Bleach fans. "Anyone who's read the manga inside-out and upside-down knows full well that Aizen is a corrupted Shinigami who's massive ego has long since eaten away what was left of his heart behind his kind smile lies the brain of a madman who had been conducting illegal experiments to turn Shinigami into hollows to create super powered hybrids so he can take over Soul Society." Airnaruto said. "No I'm not doing that joke again it's getting annoying…" Airnaruto said getting cut off by several attempts at the joke until finally it falls on top of him.
Bison: Of course
"Anyway with no setbacks or weaknesses Aizen is one reaper I would definitely be afraid of especially his unwavering smile." Airnaruto said before moving on to his next villain.
Number 4
Ladd Russo from Baccano
"Aside from his playful puppy dog nature and being called the poor man's Joker, it speaks loads of Ladd that in a series of immortal super powered gangsters he's the one you least like to meet in a dark alley and it's an even bigger point in his favor that he's neither super powered or immortal he's just completely fucking nuts!" Airnaruto said before adding to that last statement, "Granted that there is a method to his murder fetish." Airnaruto said as we see Ladd confronting his uncle.
Ladd: The people I like to kill really get me jazzed, they never see it coming. Maybe they're wondering what they're going to have for dinner just like you were right before I walked in."
"I would have put Ladd at the top if it wasn't for the one quality of a villain that he's missing which is obviously brains which explains his placement at number 4 instead, but aside from the facts that his skull is full of rocks and he prefers mayhem on the fly over plotting he couldn't be more horrifyingly despicable or surprisingly fun." Airnaruto said as we see Ladd beat up some black coat gangsters first by kicking the machine gun barrel so that the gun is pointing behind the guy to shoot whoever is behind them and killing him. "GO LADD GO!" Airnaruto screamed before calming back down, "Anyway some psychos kill because they don't know who they are or what they want and go crazy from the confusion but Ladd knows who he is and what he wants, he likes killing so surrounds himself with company that shares the same interests, and goes off ransacking a train, he finds sadism arousing so he falls in love with a masochist. However other than his love for his fiancée I couldn't find any other redeeming qualities to Ladd but either way I can't figure out why this guy is so lovable? Unfortunately when Ladd comes face to face with the Rail tracer his lack of foresight leads to his downfall when all his men get killed and he gets tricked into throwing himself of the train saving the rest of the passengers from Ladd's idea of a good time but still with Ladd it's better to watch than to get an invite." Airnaruto said before moving on to his next choice.
Number 3
Griffith from Berserk
"Now I know that some of you are in the middle of either watching or reading Berserk and some who have never done either of two are probably asking how this guy could count as a villain when he's one of the main characters and an incredibly likeable guy, well okay that just puts him higher on the list but I should warn from the beginning he was never a good person. I mean sure he has the charisma of a bold leader but when you realize that his goal is to overthrow the good king of Midland and rule in it's place, and has sacrificed lives and betrayed allies, and even gone up the back alley so to speak to achieve his goal well he's pretty devious already." Airnaruto said. "He's a master of charm and deception, so much so that his ambition catapults him from a peasant boy to honorary nobility over the course of 10 years in which time he studies history, strategy, and politics and combines it with his people skills to gain control of a wandering band of mercenaries which he treats more like his personal toys…and I don't mean that in a sexual sense." Airnaruto said before he would get fan backlash as we see the scene of Griffith taking control of the mercenary group the band of the hawk.
Griffith to Guts: And so now you belong to me Guts.
"He befriends only those that can take higher in the ranks and eliminates anyone that poses a threat to his goal without mercy." Airnaruto said before we see the rematch between Guts and Griffith. "His mastermind resolve is flawless until his most valued pawn Guts decides to leave the band of the hawk and Griffith realizes that he's weaker than his right hand man and can't stop him from leaving." Airnaruto said as Guts' sword cleaves Griffith's rapier in half. "Determined to prove his superiority over others Griffith goes off the deep end and pays the princess a late night visit which leads him to getting locked up in the dungeon and guards throwing away the key." Airnaruto said as we see a time skip of one year later when the band of the hawk manage to bust Griffith out of the dungeon Griffith is now thin, weak and decrepit.
Guts: It's not him I can't believe this is Griffith.
"Now that he's a shriveled prune it would less likely to call him a villain much less be this close to the top but when Griffith's pleas are heard by the denizens of Hell they grant him a new body making him the fifth god hand and then we are forced to watch as every character that we have come to know and love is brutally killed except Guts and Casca in order to turn Griffith into a demon king poised to take Midland by storm. The anime gets cut off here but the manga makes it clear that he has no remorse for the sins he's committed and he says this to Guts' face at the hawk's burial ground and sometime after raping Casca causing a miscarriage of hers and Guts' son. Griffith will grasp Midland in his blood stained talons for years to come, just try to stop because you might as well be trying to stop a blood god because Griffith has gotten his wish." Airnaruto said sickened by Griffith's actions.
Number 2
Legato Bluesummers from Trigun
"Okay there are five words I know I have to bring up with this one." Airnaruto said, "Why not Vash's brother Knives? Isn't he the mastermind and Legato's boss?" Airnaruto asked for the audience, "While Knives owns Legato, Legato's not his puppet on the contrary he needs him to survive. Legato runs the regeneration plant, hires the other Gung-ho guns and manages their skills and he's happy to do it of his own will, this in itself makes Legato more despicable. Knives wants humanity wiped out because he's afraid of them because he's not human himself and they have mistreated him." Airnaruto said to explain why Knives is not on the list. "Legato on the other hand is a completely different box of donuts." Airnaruto said as we see Legato seemingly crush the skull of a young girl while Vash is glaring at him.
Legato to Vash (Telepathically): Your reaction was better than I had hoped you're fun, and to think I can kill every man, woman, and child in the blink of an eye if I wanted to.
"Legato wants humanity wiped out because he's damned it from his childhood from being abused as a sex slave. In his eyes every human from the new born infant to the thieving outlaw all deserve a slow torturous demise in his eyes which he is happy to give them with his telekinetic abilities for example, forcing someone to shoot themselves in the head would be too easy so Legato would make them claw through their chest and rip out their heart." Airnaruto said as we see Legato make one outlaw do just that.
Outlaw to Legato: What the hell are you doing?
Legato: It's simple you're the first to die.
"Legato could also kill an entire town's populace by simply cutting off their brain functions but he finds it more amusing to lead the populace out of the town and into a meat processing truck and paint the town monument with their blood." Airnaruto said as we see both scenarios outcomes. "Knives may simply order him to kill but Legato prefers a slow death for all of humanity including himself.
Legato: The day it all ends is upon us, I suggest you make good use of the time you have left.
"He holds absolute power but unlike Vicious or Aizen who are both heartless, Legato is passionate with the desire to kill, mutilate and in regards to Vash devastate for all eternity." Airnaruto said pointing out Legato's depth of depravity, "Vash has faced many horrible men in the past and never batted an eyelash at them using his incredible superpowers and finding the good in them to turn the worst of men into heroes but just one look at Legato terrifies him. There is no weakness in Legato's cold yellow eyes and he can't be stopped from killing anyone fro Vash's friends to his own allies and everyone in between as all part of a twisted game to break Vash's spirit and send him crawling back to Knives a task made easier by his constant presence in Vash's mind." Airnaruto explained while we see a scene of Vash and Legato inside Vash's mind.
Legato: I did this as my humble way of showing grief over the loss of a good friend how did I do?
Vash: you again DAMN YOU!
Legato: Are you going to draw? You think that you've never killed anyone before but I'm afraid you're sadly mistaken. You've killed countless people including the Gung-ho guns and your friend Nicholas D. Wolfwood.
Vash: I was forced to do that I had no choice!
"Vash might be a superman but Legato ultimately wins their battle in the sickest way possible by dying at Vash's hand." Airnaruto said as we hear the trigger of Vash's gun get pulled.
BANG!
Legato: Vash the Stampede will experience eternal pain and suffering.
"Strangely enough, Legato wins, he killed himself, ruined Vash's reputation, and left the rest of humanity to face Knives' judgment while Vash comptenplates suicide. The only reason he's the proverbial bridesmaid is because his competitor is far worse but in this space age western the most diabolical is the soft spoken human with the vision from the depths of hell." Airnaruto concluded before moving on to his final villain.
"Now I know what you're thinking those are some big time baddies who could top them?" He asked for the audience. "Well the answer will surprise some of you just give me a second to find something." He said as he came back later with a Bible in his hands before turning to the camera, "No I'm not going to do a sermon the premise for the show that this character is from is in a scripture." Airnaruto said as he flipped through the pages. "Here we go." He said as he began to read the passage.
Then I stood on the sand of the sea, and I saw a beast rising up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and on his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads were blasphemous names. So they worshipped the dragon who gave authority to the beast, and they worshipped the beast saying "Who is like the beast? Who is able to make war with him?"
Revelation 13:1, 4 (New King James Version)
The number 1 Anime villain is….
Johan Liebert from Monster
"Now I know what you're thinking why this guy he's only a serial killer right." Airnaruto said before rebuking them, "Well here's the thing Johan was part of a Eugenics experiment conducted on orphans in a secret facility and the goal of the Neo Nazi nutcases was to psychologically reprogram the children into the perfect soldiers, results varied from child to child but Johan turned out 50 times worse than they had ever planned. After escaping Johan and his twin sister Anna traveled from guardian to guardian until Johan got bored, and until Anna final managed to catch Johan disposing of his little toys which led to her shooting him in the head and him being brought back from death by the hero of the show and story Kenzo Tenma and because of Tenma's mistake he's free to pursue his goal once again and that goal is to kill everyone he meets or drive them to kill themselves because it's more fun but Johan's not picky until he's the last monster standing at the end of the world." Airnaruto said shocking the audience. "Through all of this Johan can't be killed though he goads many of the other characters to try it, the only one he permits to kill him is the golden hearted Tenma so that the monster within him will devour even the purest of men. I won't go into his sins because they pretty much speak for themselves. Whether or not he becomes the last monster standing at the apocalypse he will always be the most despicable and the worse of all anime villains." Airnaruto said finishing his countdown.
"Well there you have it my choices for the top 11 greatest anime villains of all time, I'm the Classic Critic; I remember it so you're not required to but as a special treat I'm going to play the first opening to Death Note to take us out." Airnaruto said only to get the Lucky star opening. "NO Play something else!" He shouted only to get it's a Small World, "NO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE!" He screamed only to get…"
"Duck tales woo-hoo!" the speakers played
"No something else!" Airnaruto cried only to get the Doug theme.
"Okay enough's enough I want to know who's responsible for this WHO ARE YOU HUH?" Airnaruto screamed only for the computer screen to freeze and reveal a darkside wearing a rabbit mask named Usagi.
"Hee hee Ain't I a stinker?" he chuckled.
A/N: Usagi is owned by fellow author Nukid not me, all apologies to Nukid for using his character without his consent. So anyway read and review.