If you're wondering what cookies had to do with the last chapter, I'll tell you! Absolutely nothing! It DOES however, have to do with this one! ^_^

We were all in some serious pain after the landing. I had scrapes all over my arms and face, Cullen and Jenna were about the same. And god damnit, everyone else was practically fine! They were sore, but nothing serious. Shikamaru was complaining about how he was woken up, and everyone else was telling him to shut up. Oh what fun.

"Tao! Come on boy, were leaving now" I called.

The small silver gray dog hopped out of a pile of rubble and licked my leg.

"Now then, how're we supposed to get home!?" I screamed, grabbing Ryu by his shirt collar and shook him.

"H-Hey! Can't breathe here! Slowly dieing!" he stuttered as I shook him with a large amount of force.

"Good!"

He gulped as I threw him to the ground.

"It's ok, Tayi, calm down, I can use one of my birds to get us home" Deidara looked weary as he spoke to me. I sighed in thankfulness.

"I can take Kankuro and Temari home with my sand. We'll follow you" Gaara commented from behind us. I nodded and smiled.

"Cullen," Kanta barked "I can help"

"Me too"

"And me"

All three animals could apparently help now? Cool.

"U-Um J-Jenna-chan?" Hinata spoke from behind Naruto. Jenna looked at her.

"C-Can I g-go with you?"

"Sure, come on, besides, you don't wanna catch Naruto's stupidity"

We laughed as Hinata walked over next to Jenna.

"Kanta, show us what you can do!" I turned to Cullen, who was looking at the dog with happy eyes.

"Ok, but first I need you to focus all your chakra on me"

Cullen nodded and shut his eyes. I could see the green chakra stream flowing from the two friends, which was odd, because I didn't know if I was supposed to see it or not. Suddenly, a green flame erupted from the two. My eyes widened and I stepped backwards.

"Byakugan!" I heard Neji's voice as the veins popped around his eyes.

"Midori honoo Henshin! (green flame transformation)" Culled yelled, performing a quick hand sign. I gaped as the medium sized black dog transformed into a huge black dog-like animal the size of 7 Deidaras (pretty big).

"Whoa" was echoed throughout the group of people.

"My turn! Just do the same thing Cullen-san did!" Tao shouted, bouncing up. My tail twitched and my ears flicked (hope you didn't forget!). I shrugged, and closed my eyes. I pictured my amber like chakra going out toward the dog. His chakra met mine, and a large 'boom' was sent through my head.

"Anbaa honoo Henshin! (amber flame transformation)"

Next thing I knew, Tao was a gigantic silver wolf, a little smaller than Kanta. I jaw dropped.

*inset same with Jenna/George, but with Blue chakra (aoi hi Henshin!)(blue fire transformation)*

Ok, so now, we had three huge animals, Tao, the wolf, Kanta, a bigger dog, and George, the huge saber tooth tiger, and one of Deidara's birds. Damn were we set. I climbed up onto Tao with Tobi, Hidan, and Sasuke. Jenna had Hinata, Neji, and Kisame, while Cullen had Shikamaru and Ryu. Temari had decided to ride with Cullen and Shikamaru instead (XD). Gaara and Kankuro were waiting for me to go first. Deidara had just flown back in, a map in hand.

"Where'd you get the map?" I called up to him.

"I dunno, some old lady had it so I knocked her down and took it!" he called back, tossing it down. We all sweat dropped. I opened the map when it landed in my hands. I found the field fairly easily. Turns out, it was only a few miles from my house to the North. Once I figured out where we were going, I decided to get revenge for the old lady. Deidara was riding solo, and wasn't paying attention. I threw the map with all my force and it smacked him on the head. Satisfied when it made a 'thonk' and he vein popped, I told Tao to take off to the North. The wind blew through my long hair as we raced through the field. Tobi was gripping my sides for dear life and Hidan was enjoying it. Sasuke looked bored.

FREEZE NO JUTSU

Ok, Sorry I'm stopping in the middle of the story, but I find this necessary! ^.

I know I'm kinda rushing this chapter, but for some reason I'm all hyper and jittery today! Probably cuz I just chugged three cans of pop, ate Ramen and some rice, then fell asleep. I might not make this as long as I'd hoped, but I'll stop wasting your time now so you can read the rest!

UNFREEZE NO JUTSU

"Can I ask one thing!?" Hidan yelled up at me.

"Sure!"

"Why the fuck are we doing this, why didn't we just drive!?"

"How would we get a car!?"

"Steal one! Then sacrifice the human to Jashin!"

I groaned and yelled a final 'No' to end the conversation. Cullen waved to me from Kanta, in to which, I waved back. (wtf, Im just adding random crap in here)

*10 minutes later, in front of house*

"Bout time!" I huffed, sliding down Tao. Sasuke, Hidan, and Tobi followed me onto the cement driveway.

"How am I getting back to Japan!?" Ryu whined as he slid down from Kanta.

"Walk"

"Jog"

"Run"

"Get another jet"

"Fly"

"You wont"

We all had different ideas on how he would get back, but I was voting on him walking back.

"You're all so mean!" he whined "Guess I'll use this" he pulled out a small capsule looking case and threw it. I gave him a 'WTF' face when the capsule exploded. When the dust cleared, a car appeared right next to him.

"RYU!!!!!!" we screamed, vein popping and running to strangle him.

"Uh, gotta go! I think I heard Makato calling me! Coming Makato!" he jumped into the car and sped down the road, probably to the airport.

"Damn that bastard! I'll kill him for Jashin!" Hidan screamed, then turned around.

"Oh yeah, this is my house" I waved to the big white house in front of us. They jaw dropped, well, all except for Jenna and Cullen.

"What? It's just a house" I voiced, waving my hands in front of each of their faces individually.

"Yeah. A BIG house"

"Come on, it's not that big"

They just nodded, unresponsive. I rolled my eyes at them and stepped up onto the step leading to the front door. I was just about to enter the code to get in, when I stopped.

"I want a cookie"

Me and cookies….Shit. I have no frigging clue what the next chapter's gonna be about…. Better start thinking for tomorrow! I know I promised 2 chapters, but I sorta passed out while randomly laying on my couch….. Sorry, I be lazy…..Ohhh, wait! Just had an idea! Butttttt, you have to wait! Domo!