Chapter 11: Bonus match 2 - Ten-Man Turmoil match.
Megaman: 'Ladies & Gentlemen, it is now time for your second bonus match of the evening. It is a ten-man turmoil match and it will keep going until one team is fully eliminated. Introducing first...'
The Everybody Hates Chris theme tune hit.
Megaman: 'Representing the Cons of the Mean Machine team, weighing in at 240 pounds, he's got the shakes that'll make you quake. he's got the fries that'll cross your eyes, he's got the burgers that'll... he's just got burgers, he is CHEESEBURGER EDDY!'
The Cons' resident McDonalds smuggler stomped down to the ring and was ready for his opponent, which remained a mystery.
Megaman: 'And his opponent, representing CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, weighing 195 pounds, he is WARRICK BROWN!'
'Who Are You' by the Who hit and out ran the recovering gambling addict of the CSI Vegas forensics unit.
As the bell rang Warrick and Cheeseburger Eddy circled each other looking for an opening. Cheeseburger Eddy tried to sucker punch Warrick, but the forensics investigator was ready, kicking away Cheeseburger Eddy's arm, and then delivering a monstrous clothesline. Warrick was right on the attack, sending punch after punch to Cheeseburger Eddy when the ref finally pulled him off.
As Warrick went back to Cheeseburger Eddy he tried for a low kick, but Warrick caught his leg, and drove his elbow into the knee of Cheeseburger Eddy. Warrick then lifted up the Con and whipped him into the ropes. When Cheeseburger Eddy returned Warrick flipped him up and Cheeseburger Eddy landed hard on the mat. Warrick then went to the top rope, trying a body splash, but Cheeseburger Eddy got his knees up.
Warrick was in pain as he crashed into Cheeseburger Eddy's knees, the McDonalds' supplier finally finding the opening he needed. Cheeseburger Eddy then went to the top rope and delivered a flying headbutt. Cheeseburger Eddy then picked up Warrick and sent him into a corner. Cheeseburger Eddy then charged, ramming his elbow right into Warrick's face and then taking him down with a bulldog. Cheeseburger Eddy then locked in a front face lock, as he stretched Warrick's face.
Warrick was able to get to the ropes and Cheeseburger Eddy broke the hold. Cheeseburger Eddy lifted Warrick and tried for an uppercut but Warrick blocked the attempt. Warrick tried to respond but Cheeseburger Eddy was able to trick Warrick, as he landed on the middle rope, Rey Mysterio 619 style. Cheeseburger Eddy then delivered forearm shots to Warrick's head.
He then lifted up Warrick, took him to a corner, and dropped his face on the turnbuckle with the snake eyes. Cheeseburger Eddy then sat Warrick on the top rope and hit his finisher, the McMilkshake Earthquake. He covered but only got a two.
Cheeseburger Eddy could not believe he only got a two, as he set Warrick up for the finisher again. This time though Warrick was able to throw Cheeseburger Eddy off, and then hit a body splash. He covered Cheeseburger Eddy and got a two count. He tried to set up Cheeseburger Eddy for his finisher but Cheeseburger Eddy blocked the attempt and delivered a reverse DDT. Cheeseburger Eddy then went to the top rope, but Warrick was ready, as he caught Cheeseburger Eddy and hit his finisher the Wild Card. He covered Cheeseburger Eddy and got the pin.
Megaman: 'Cheeseburger Eddy of the Cons has been eliminated.'
Then the Goldberg theme played, which brought out big Joey Battle.
Battle hit some big clotheslines before putting the boots to Warrick in the corner. Battle whipped Warrick to the opposite buckles before gathering him and flinging him off the ropes. Warrick caught Battle looking for a back body drop and punted him in the head then the chest and back which caused Battle to take a hike to the outside.
Warrick cut Battle off from getting into the ring but got caught looking for some sort of diving maneuver off the apron with a chop block. Battle battered Warrick around before tossing him into the ring before lifting him in a press slam then dropping down to a powerslam.
Battle slammed Warrick to the mat before repeating the move and dropping an elbow across the damaged back. Warrick kicked out surprisingly at a one count and then showed some gusto by fighting back. Battle cut Warrick off and hammered him into the corner before Warrick nailed him with a crescent kick to the ribs. Warrick began hitting a few kicks before Battle caught one and yanked his adversary in and pasted him with a spine buster for a two count.
Battle went for a crucifix bomb off the top rope but Warrick rolled over and snagged a backslide for the shock elimination.
Megaman: 'Joey Battle of the Cons has been eliminated.'
Nelly's 'Boom' hit and out came the Mean Machine's offensive running back Earl Megget.
Megget came right at Warrick with some clubbing blows. Warrick sent him into the ropes and hit him with a leg lariat and followed it up with a body slam before dumping Warrick to the floor with a clothesline.
Warrick followed Megget to the outside and decked him twice before tossing him into the ring. Megget caught Warrick on his way back into the ring. He tried to drill Warrick's head into the buckles while on the apron but Warrick blocked it and thumbed his eyes. Warrick went for a suplex to the floor, but Megget blocked it. Megget dragged Warrick over the ropes and hit a twisting neckbreaker before going for a cover.
Megget gathered Warrick and hit another swinging neckbreaker and went for another cover but Warrick kicked out. Megget clamped on a rear chin lock in an attempt to slow things down and control the pace. Warrick used the crowd to help him to his feet and broke the hold before sending Megget into the ropes and connecting with a back elbow and a clothesline. Warrick hit a bodyslam before playing to the crowd a bit more. Warrick hit some Muay Thai knees to the face before hitting a running knee/bulldog combo.
Warrick waited for Megget to get to his feet before hitting 'Welcome to Vegas'. Warrick went for the cover but Megget kicked out. Warrick went for splash in the corner, but ducked out of the way. Warrick flipped onto the apron then back into the ring looking for a sunset flip. Megget, however, sat out and grabbed the ropes for leverage to steal the pinfall victory.
Megaman: 'Warrick Brown of CSI has been eliminated.'
'Who Are You' by The Who hit again and out came Nick Stokes. He high-fived Warrick on the way to the ring.
Nick took the early advantage, tossing Megget around like a baby and pummeling him with some big rights. Megget fired back with a cross bodyblock and some deep arm drags to gain a measure of control.
The arm bar evolved into a top wrist lock. Nick powered out and was able to move his way around Megget only to get hit with a fireman's carry. Megget planted Nick with some boots before Nick divorced Megget's arm and shoulder with a flying armbar. Nick smelt the blood and tossed Megget shoulder first into the ring post.
Nick kept up the pressure, slamming Megget's shoulder off the ring post some more before the charismatic youngster fought back with some strikes. Nick shut down the comeback with another flying armbar. Megget stumbled to his feet only to get taken down with a drop toehold. Megget used his weight to lean in on Megget's arm before rolling Megget up for a two count.
The action continued to move in Nick's favor as Marcus nailed Megget with a brutal lariat. Nick went right back to the armbar but eventually found himself in control of a neat hammerlock. Megget powered out of the hold but got caught by Nick and on the receiving end of a fall away slam before Nick went back to the arm bar.
The crowd rallied Megget again and yet again Nick cut him off. Nick whipped Megget and looked for the shoulder thrust but found himself eating some turnbuckle. Megget came back with some strikes and a nice back heel kick. Megget hit some knees before making Nick eat a big knee to the face in the corner followed by a bulldog.
Megget looked for a springboard lariat but Nick caught him and dropped him directly on his head with a brainbuster. Nick tossed Megget to the other side of the ring with a belly to belly suplex. He lost his head though, running into the corner and finding no one home. Megget decided it was now or never and finished Stokes off with his finishing move, the Last Page of the Book.
Megaman: 'Nick Stokes of CSI has been eliminated.'
'All Star' by Smash Mouth hit and Greg Sanders made his entrance.
Greg rushed Megget to the corner and hit some chops. He clocked the youngster with a big right to the face before flooring him with some more chops. Greg clamped on a headlock on the mat, and attempted to wear him down. Megget fought out and hit a drop kick to the knee.
Megget went to work on Greg's leg before hitting a standing vertical suplex. He went for a pin fall, but Greg kicked out at 2. Megget went for the figure four and after a little bit of a fight, cinched in the hold. Greg reached the bottom rope and broke the hold. Megget went for the hold again but got booted out of the ring by Greg.
Megget dove back into the ring and was met with a right and two chops. Greg back body dropped his opponent and chopped him around in the corner some more. Megget reversed an Irish whip but got overzealous and caught with a back elbow. Greg went to the top rope and after a little fight from Megget, Came flying off with a flying axe handle. Megget rolled Greg up and grabbed the ropes but the ref caught it. Greg reversed the hold and pulled the tights but Megget kicked out. Megget went for another roll up and again Greg countered it and got some feet on the ropes and pinned him.
Megaman: 'Earl Megget of the Cons has been eliminated.'
The colour from Greg's face drained away as the Great Khali theme hit and big Turley of the Cons walked down the ramp.
Greg came right at Turley and was tossed aside. Greg hit some chops but then got bonked on the head with a chop and backdropped. Turley hit a one-handed bodyslam. Turley then nailed a double-handed chokeslam, grabbing an easy elimination.
Megaman: 'Greg Sanders of CSI has been eliminated.'
'We Won't Be Fooled Again' by the Who hit, bringing out CSI: Miami's Horatio Caine.
Turley hit a shoulderblock. Horatio ducked under Turley and tried to kick out the big man's legs, but Turley just floored him with a headbutt. Turley hoisted up Horatio by the hair and went for a powerslam, but Horatio raked the eyes and escaped. Horatio mounted the top rope and went for the Miami Vice Dropkick but Turley swatted him out of the air.
Turley hit a chop. Double-handed chokeslam and a foot on Horatio's chest later, the Miami rep is eliminated.
Megaman: 'Horatio Caine of CSI has been eliminated.'
Team CSI was down to their last guy. The fans popped big time when Gil Grissom hit the ring while 'Who Are You' by the Who played again.
Grissom came right at Turley, jumping on him. Grissom got in a little offense getting a Turley boot to the grill. Turley picked up Grissom and bodyslammed him with one hand. Turley went to drop a leg, but Grissom ducked out of the way and grabbed a steel chair. Grissom decked Turley with the chair. Grissom went to look for an elbow drop, but Turley sat up. Grissom hit a lariat and an elbow from the top rope. Grissom got ready for his finisher, the Graveyard Shift Superkick. Turley blocked the kick and hit a chop to the head.
Turley choked out Grissom in the corner with his boot before letting the CSI supervisor slump in the corner. Turley hit a series of back elbows before landing a big chop. Turley turned Grissom upside down in the corner before killing Grissom with a clothesline heading out of the corner. Turley stared at the crowd before collecting Grissom and looking for the double-handed chokeslam to the floor.
Grissom caught Turley and dragged him over the top rope and to the floor. He tried to hammer away at Turley but Turley picked him up and tossed him through the ropes back into the ring. Grissom hit a baseball slide dropkick before cleaning off the announce table and looking to DDT Turley through the table. Turley just stood up and flung him in the air into the guardrail.
Turley looked for the double-handed chokeslam through the announce table and plowed Grissom through it. Turley didn't wait as he dragged Grissom into the ring and looked to finish the match early with another double-handed chokeslam, but Grissom flipped over the big man, turned Turley around and levelled him with the Graveyard Shift Superkick for the shocking upset elimination.
Megaman: 'Turley of the Cons has been eliminated.'
That left only one Con left on Team Cons: Paul Crewe, the captain/quarterback of the Mean Machine.
Crewe and Grissom had an intense stare down in the middle of the ring before the bell rang. The two exchanged lefts and rights before Crewe evacuated the premises to the outside of the ring. Grissom foolishly followed him and got his head slammed off the announce table. Grissom came roaring back though and after slamming Crewe's back into the ring apron a bit, he gave him a mean belly to belly suplex on the floor. Grissom went shopping underneath the ring and set up a table on the outside.
He gathered Crewe and body slammed him to the concrete. He took a breather for about five seconds before turning around and getting hammered with a Crewe lariat to the face. Crewe took the table down, folded it up and stuffed it back under the ring. Crewe continued his assault, landing a few punches to the face and putting the boots to the CSI's face. Crewe went for an Irish whip into the guardrail, but Grissom countered it and followed up with a lariat into the crowd.
They brawled in the crowd before Grissom dumped Crewe back over into the ringside area and back into the ring. Grissom hammered away at Crewe in the corner before looking for an Irish whip. Crewe tried to leap frog but Grissom caught him and went for the powerslam. Crewe wiggled out onto the apron and hanged Grissom's neck up on the ropes. He dragged Grissom crotch-first into the ring post, leaving the CSI in pain. Crewe set a steel chair up in the ring. Crewe dropped Grissom throat first on it, leaving the CSI in big trouble. Crewe dropped him on the chair one more time, then stepped on the throat.
Grissom groggily picked up the chair off the mat and Crewe kicked it into his face. Crewe slapped on a rear chin lock, giving us all a breather. Grissom made his comeback before Crewe dumped him back to the mat with a running reverse elbow. He gathered the chair and set it up in the corner, wedged between the buckles. Crewe went to toss Grissom into the chair, but Grissom reversed it and the superstar went reeling headfirst into the steel. Crewe reared back and got hit with a Vegas Driver before Grissom began hitting some clotheslines. He gathered Crewe from the corner and hit a nice delayed vertical suplex.
Grissom pumped up the crowd and nailed a nasty shoulder backbreaker on Crewe before going for a cover. Crewe kicked out at two before Grissom went back under the ring to retrieve that elusive table. He took it out and set it up but got caught with a Crewe dropkick to the teeth. Crewe tossed Grissom in the ring and went for a Piledriver on the chair, but Grissom wiggled out. Crewe turned around only to get scooped up and Vegas Driven on the steel by the CSI, who followed up with a cover for the victory.
Megaman: 'Paul Crewe of the Cons has been eliminated. Therefore, your winners of this elimination match, Warrick Brown, Nick Stokes, Greg Sanders, Horatio Caine and Gil Grissom, TEAM CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION!'
The other CSIs came down to celebrate with Grissom as Crewe regained his bearings with the help of his buddies Nate Scarborough and Caretaker. Crewe walked over to Grissom and held out his hand as a sign of respect. Grissom looked to the crowd to see if he could trust Crewe. The fans approved of Crewe and Grissom accepted the handshake. Team CSI and the Mean Machine all celebrated together.
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A/N: Well, there's your eleventh match of the One-Shot, with the forensic cops of CSI defeating the Longest Yard's group of Cons in a ten-man turmoil match. Chapter 12 will feature the history package for the main event and a little surprise. Peace.
DJ Diddy Dog.