Submitted by commodore-cavanaugh:
whenever your watching Choclat and the little girl points at Johnny Depps Character and says i bet he's the captain, you yell Captain Jack Sparrow!! Really loudly and really sarcastically, usually scaring your family, friends and generally anyone in the vincinity.
401. Memorized Pirates 1 and 2
402. When someone says "Indeed" You say "But thats enough to condemm him" or quote any part.
403. You watch almost every weekend
404. you love guys that wear makeup, especially those that draw eyes on their eyelids
405. you love anything to do with Norrington
406. You like saying Commodore/Captain because it reminds you of Norrington/Jack
407. When people talk of "Jack Sparrow" you say "CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow"
408. you say bloody way to often
409. my friend hates POTC because of me
410. i had POTC2 reserved...sometime in august...i think it was before school started...
411. parents constantly find a way to make fun of me for it.
412. my dad bought me a potc towel for Vday, its on my door as a poster.
413. i have a CJS puzzle
414. over 1000 pics of eitehr johnny depp,(959) and the rest...150-ish potc
415. all your myspace friends are obsessed with eitehr J.D. or POTC
416. this is your favorite story
417. had POTC songs recorded on phone until i found out they cant be used as a ringtone and try to convince parents to buy a new phone
418. have 2 copies of POTC1.
419. have a shirt that says savvy
420. have a shirt that says jack is back
421. Have a tshirt that says "A pirates life for me" and Jack Sparrows pic on it in pink
422. even you know you are obsessed
423, got pissed at my dad when he wouldnt take me to the midnight showing of dmc and didnt talk to him for at least 5 days
424. have a manual countdown till POTC3 in AIM pro
425. have a countdown on myspace
426. have 2 boxes of POTC ipod skins from dollar store
427. have every Entertainment weekly magazine that mentions POTC or has the box office things in it until its off, or the dvd.
428. saved potc m&ms from second time you saw POTC2
430. was glad ipod nano was stolen so i could get a video and watch POTC whenever i wanted...including during spanish class
431. have 2 jack plush dolls from Mc D's
432. fought over a sword from mc d's found in theater during second time
434. saved your school newspaper because it had a pic of a boat in the harbor with POTC sails
435. have the potc gummies box saved
436. tried salvaging the POTC waffle box from trash because evil mother threw it away
437. bought another box so i could have one
438. want the cereal to save the box
439. have the light up skull from cereal box
440. have POTC notebooks with quotes in them
441. quote as often as possible without looking like a complete retard
442. quote even if looking like a retard
443. lie to your mom so you can go to walmart to but i shirt that says i 3 pirates but the 3 is replaced with a skull and cross bones
444. wear shirt with jack on it as often a possible
445. find any excuse to go to the mall to buy posters
446. buy any potc merchandise in sight
447. parents buy you POTC valentines day card that you are only handing them out if your friends asked for them
448. watched POTC 14+ times within 14 days...
449. stayed up until birds woke up looking at vids on youtube or watchiong POTC
450. learned to use Windows movie maker just to make fan vids
A/N: I dont why in the actual list, its not aligned properly. If anyone has a problem with it and anyone knows how to fix it, tell me how.