Me: Hi, everyone. ter Borcht actually CAME!! He didn't blow me off.

ter Borcht: I have no intention of being here.

Me: Yeah, but you came anyway.

ter Borcht: Yah, I suppose so.

Me: So Borchty-

ter Borcht: Do not call me zat.

Me: What is your latest ambition?

ter Borcht: To destroy zhe vorld as ve know it.

Me: Ah, destroying zhe vorld. Zat is interesting.

ter Borcht: And to kill zhe vun zhey call Maximum.

Me: Okay zhen. So wanna write the list?

ter Borcht: No, but if I don't everyvun vill hate me. *starts writing in a very German fashion*.

Me: Don't tell him this, but everyone already thinks that.

ter Borcht: I heard zhat.

ter Borcht

It vould really stink if…

1. Maximum Ride somehow managed to zefeat me. Zhat vould suck.

2. I vasn't as powerful as I am now.

3. I vas forced to beat the Nudge-girl's record for eating zhe Snickahs Bahrs. Vithout bahfing.

4. My mother found out that I haven't been playing golf zhese past few years.

5. I lost my very manly German accent. I do not like any of zhe other vuns. Just German.

6. Somevun snipped off my hair in zhe night. I vould have to destroy zhem.

8. Zat Total-erm-dog thing-knew how very afraid I vas of him. I hate dogs. More of zhe monkey type, yah.

9. Zhe little girl named Angel defeated me. How embarrassing. I vould have to vear zhe cloak of shame for zhe rest of zhe veek.

10. Zhe vorld became indestructible. So much so, zat I couldn't harm anything. I vould be especially mad about zhis.

Me: Very nice. Your accent is very manly, Ter Borcht.

ter Borcht: Like I already did not know zhis.

Me: Do you like pumpkins?

ter Borcht: Pumpkins?

Me: Yeah.

ter Borcht: Zat is a stupid question.

Me: I am offended. I no longer like you accent.

ter Borcht: I have no need for your opinion.

Me: Fine. Get out of my house.

ter Borcht: You can not force me.

Me: Uh, yeah I think I can. *pushes Ter Borcht out the door*.

ter Borcht: I vanted to leave, anyvay. So zhere.

Me: *closes door* I bet he's a hit at parties. (BTW, Foerster-19 came up with number 3. Thank you. YOU ROCK!) Anyvay, read and review and always hate ter Borcht. SEE YOU SOON!

P.S. Next is Doctor Martinez. Post any ideas you have about what she should say.