AN: I know I said id finished this story, but because people have asked me to, and when I feel like it, im going to do some mini chappies with just 5 annoying ways. This one is for Elenafromthewoods, so enjoy : )
I don't own DSS or Mika because if I did, I wouldn't just be writing about torturing him.
1. Get together a cheer leading squad (made up of Larten, Paris, Arra and Kurda of course) and every time Mika comes into the Hall Of Princes get them to do a dance to 'Mickey'.
2. Dress entirely in black and prance around the HOP singing "I'm Mika Ver Leth, I'm a weirdo goth, I like wearing pink tutus in my spare time… oops, sorry Mika, that wasn't supposed to come out" and grin evilly before prancing off again.
3. Get a black wig from somewhere that's as long as Mikas' hair and dye his hair bright pink. Then, hang the wig from the HOP wall, just out of his reach and when he wakes up and goes in laugh and point at him while saying "Mika wears a wig! Mika has pink hair! HA HA HA HA!!"
4. Force Mika into a life and death situation (without him realising that it was you who did it) and save his life. He'll be indebted to you, and you can do all the humiliating things you want to him (or otherwise if you REALLY want shudders).
5. Dress up as Dessie and walk behind Mika constantly snapping your fingers and saying "not even seen 300 years…"
AN: I hope you liked this chappie and I will occasionally do more small chappies : ) Umm, I'm not sure what happened, but when I first uploaded this chappie it didn't upload no. 5 so, here it is and I'm really sorry about that :(