Hey everyone! Guess who's back! Yup, me! I'm sorry this chapter took so long but I'm so happy I finally finished it. Sorry, I didn't use all the reviews but I wanted to get this up ASAP. Updates might be a little slow but I'll try to get the next chapter up before Christmas, maybe during break. Thanks for sticking with me! Enjoy!

~PurplePenguin50

Leo: Hello people of Earth!

Raph: Just a heads up Leo just got done watching a seven hour long Space Heroes marathon so...

Leo: I, Leonardo, the captain of this team would like to formally welcome you to Dare Week.

Donnie: Okay this got old fast.

Mikey: Who cares? It's Dare Week! I can't wait to see what kinds of dares these dudes will have us do.

Karai: Hip hip hooray... -_-

Leo: Be patient my princess.

Karai: Excuse me?

Leo: Yeah Raph.

Raph: What?

Leo: What?

Raph: What?

Leo: You said what first.

Raph: No you said yeah Raph, and then I said... ugh, forget it.

Karai: Let's just get this over with. Please?

Leo: Affirmative. Karai, call Shredder and ask why he grounded you.

Karai: Figures... *Dials phone and hits speaker button.*

Shredder: Karai this better be good.

Karai: Yea, I just wanted to know why you grounded me again.

Shredder: You're having Leonardo's baby remember?

*Karai and Leo blush as Mikey snatches the phone*

Mikey: Knock, knock.

Shredder: Who's there?

Mikey: Your mom.

Shredder: GAAAAAAAA-

*Shredder is cut off by Mikey ending the call*

Karai: I'm so dead...

Raph: And we're not. *fist bumps Taylor*

Leo: Forsooth, another dare flying our way.

Donnie: Now he's talking like a medieval knight. Great.

Leo: Karai shalt redial ye old Shredder and read tis card.

Karai: *grumbles under her breath and dials*

Shredder: SO HELP ME KARAI I WILL TAKE AWAY YOU SPACE HEROES COMICS.

Everyone: OOOoooOOOooo.

Karai: THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME TO KILL SANTA AND DO THE CHA CHA!

Shredder: What the-?

*Karai hangs up before her potty mouth of a father changes the rating if this story.*

Donnie: What's next Leo?

Leo: It is Sir Leo, my good man. The fair maidens need to sport the outfits of a school girl.

Mikey: Uhhhhh?

Donnie: The girls need to wear school girl outfits.

April, Taylor, Karai: What?!

*Leo throws them a pile of school clothes.*

Leo: Tallyho!

*The girls leave and come back in school outfits.*

Taylor: This is what you have to wear in schools?

Karai: I know right?

Mikey: Aw, look at you two finally getting along. :')

Karai: Don't push it.

Donnie: Ohhhh...April.

April: What? I practically had to wear this every day.

Donnie: *whispers* Why couldn't I have gone to her school?

Raph: OuO.

Taylor: Raph?

Raph: OuO. You look amazing.

Taylor: Aw, thanks.

*Karai sits down next to Leo*

Leo: Dust thou come here often?

Karai: No, now read the next question.

Leo: L Very well. My kin and I have to wear French Maid outfits.

Turtles: *groan*

*The turtles change and each of their dresses match the color of his mask.*

April: How do you guys feel?

Raph: Stupid.

Donnie: Humiliated.

Leo: *shrugs*

Mikey: Magical, err, I mean girly.

*Splinter walks in, sees the turtles in dresses, then turns and walks back out.*

Donnie: Just read the next one.

Leo: Donnie has to Spiderman kiss April.

*April and Donnie blush*

Donnie: Uh, yeah, okay. *climbs pipe and hangs upside down*

*Donnie and April kiss*

*Donnie and April keep kissing*

*Donnie and April kiss some more*

*Everyone stares totally grossed out as they keep kissing*

Leo: Well, we're just going to move on. Raph and I have to, how you young people say, ding dong ditch the shredder.

Raph: Oh, crap.

Mikey: LANGUAGE!

Raph: Whatever, let's go. *grabs Leo and drags him to Shredder's house*

**At Shredder's house**

Leo and Raph sneak up to the door and press the doorbell.

Shredder: *from inside the door* You're doom will be out shortly!

*Leo and Raph run. Shredder comes out wearing a 'Kiss the Cook' apron and is holding a bowl of cake mix.*

Shredder: I'll get you crazy kids! Teenagers...

*Shredder goes back inside.*

**Back at the filming studio**

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Raph: *huffs and puffs* That...was...awesome.

Leo: *breaths heavily* Ye...shall...be...close. Next my princess shall take a picture of us and send it to ye Shredder.

Karai: I just can't catch a break today.

Leo: I hath never specified who my princess was. ;)

Karai: Man...

Leo: *kisses Karai and takes picture*

*Picture sends and Karai's phone rings*

Karai: Oh God. *Throws phone* No one saw anything!

Taylor: I wouldn't say that.

*Karai hands Taylor $20*

Taylor: Saw what?

Karai: That's more like it.

Leo: Now we shalt have a tid-bit of questions before we wave fair-well. Have any of you watched a flick of the chicks?

Raph: So, a chick-flick?

Leo: That's what I just spoke of.

Raph: -_- No...

Donnie: No.

Mikey: Nopety, nope, nope.

April: Yeah, like once or twice.

Karai: Maybe.

Everyone: Maybe?!

Crowd that appeared out of nowhere: Gasp!

Karai: Like I would ever tell you guys, and where did they come from?

Everyone: *Shrugs*

Leo: Donnie, have thou ever thought of making a time machine?

Donnie: Yes! I have the blue prints right here. *Blabs on about the blueprints*

Mikey: Ahhhh, make it stop!

Raph: My ears!

Leo: *quickly* Okay, !

*Everyone panics and runs leaving Donnie talking*

Thanks to British Terms, RandomNinja, PixelPerfect222, Aliengirl13, DemonyNinja, Koko, Dark Teana, Diaryofhannah, Guest, and Jordan Sheeders for all the awesome reviews!