Dunno what to write here, as a beginning authors note/introduction….Thing, but oh well.
I shall say this for now.
Hi.
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Al and Ed were howling at the moon.
In broad daylight.
While Roy was setting off an airhorn every five seconds.
"…"Roy stopped blasting the air horn and looked at Ed and Al. "What are we doing, and how, exactly, you got me to do this?"
Ed shook his head. Haha, rhymes. "Roy, Roy, Roy…Roy Roy Roy. Roy?"
Roy gave him a blank look.
"It's a blue moon, so we're howling at it, and so the police don't come, we got you to blast the airhorn." Ed said, shaking his head. :D
"Ed…We ARE the police…Or technically…" Roy said, and went off to ponder his purpose in life.
SUDDENLY! A palm tree jumped out of the tree right above Ed and Al, landing on Al's head. "AAAH! THE TREE IS FALLING! THE TREE IS FALLING!" Al screamed as Ed poked the palm tree's leaves.
"Don't touch me." The palm tree said. Ed blinked. Al took it off his head and petted it.
"I said…Don't touch me." The palm tree said again, warningly.
Ed giggled, picked up Roy's airhorn, and blasted the palm tree with it.
"AAH! DEAFENING! MY EARS!" The palm tree screamed. Al took a bite of one of its leaves.
"….Why did you do that? I'M YOUR BROTHER!" Ed and Al gasped.
"TOM CRUISE?! I MISSED YOU! I see you turned into a palm tree…Always did look like one." Ed nodded.
The palm tree scowled.
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For those of you who don't know, the palm tree Envy.
More family reunions next chapter.