AN: don't get excited and think that my muse came back, I just found this in an old notebook, xD.
I rarely like the use of "'Mione" for Hermione, but I believe if someone could get away with it, it would be Ron.
Leave a sign you were here!
"So… you're not mad?"
"Mmm?"
"Are you mad at me?"
"'Mione, you must stop asking me stuff at the crack of dawn… especially if I'm sleeping."
"I'm sorry, I started thinking and…"
"Ohhh! You don't think the rest of the day?" "Ouch!" "'Mione!" He lazily laughed. "Why should I be mad?"
"…Because I'm not taking your last name."
"Of all the crazy things you ask me… this one gets the prize."
"Ronald!"
"It's true. I married Hermione Jean Granger. I wouldn't want for you to be other than that."
"'Mione… are you crying?"
"Ouch! Why do you keep hitting me?"