Dnangel Insaneness!
Yep, I'm finally updating. Tomorrow's Update Friday, so I'll probably have new chappies for most of my fics. Except Dark Dragons. It's too hard… (cries)
So:
Towa: This is, like, a special edition of, like, Dnangel, insaneness. Like.
Daisuke: It is?
Dark: No duh, it is.
Krad: You must've not gotten the memo.
Daisuke: …Memo?!?
Dark: Yeah, you memo-misser! Shame!
Daisuke: (begins to cry) Bu…But…
Dark: Butts? Where?
(silence)
Dark: Somewhere out there, someone is laughing at my jokes.
Satoshi: Well, wherever it is, it's nowhere near you.
Kosuke: That was pathetic.
Dark: What was?
Kosuke: IT was.
Dark: IT?!?
Daisuke: Look, the readers are getting testy. Let's get on with it.
Satoshi: Well, you were the one who forgot the memo in the first place!
Daisuke: WHAT IS THIS EFFING MEMO THAT EVERYONE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT?!?!!?
Risa: A memo is a memorandum…or a notice paper given to employees.
Daisuke: I know THAT.
Dark: Here. (hands memo to Daisuke)
Daisuke: (reads) Hey…
Krad: Well, I told you that you didn't get it.
Daisuke: This is a page from Playboy.
Dark: (snatches)
Krad: DARK! You cheated on me!?!
Dark: How could I cheat on you? It's a magazine!
Krad: But it's a dirty magazine.
Daisuke: He's got a point…
Satoshi: Let's see the rest of the argument, shall we?
Daisuke: Of course!
Dark: (crying) Nooo!!! Krad! Don't LEAVE me!!!!!
Krad: I've had enough! You're not good enough for me!
Dark: But I need you! You're my sustenance!
Krad: WTF?
Daisuke: That's not in the script.
Satoshi: Ha ha…snot…
Dark: …You stole my joke.
Satoshi: Well, you didn't take the opportunity.
Dark: So? It's still my joke.
Satoshi: Naw.
Krad: WTF?!?
Daisuke: Fine, if you evil kangaroos want to go ahead and ignore the fact that Riku's petting my hair…
Krad: WTF?!?!?!?!?!
Dark: NO! (sprays Riku with a water bottle)
Riku: Um…okay? I just wanted to pet Daisuke's hair…
Dark: That privilege is reserved only for me. And Krad. And maybe Satoshi.
Krad: …WTF?
Dark: STOP SAYING THAT!
Daisuke: …
Satoshi: That was special.
Kosuke: Extremely so.
Dark: What?!?
Daisuke: Muahahahahah!!!
Emiko: HAYAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(silence)
Daisuke: Mummy, have you been taking those narcotics again?
Emiko: I'm gunna make ya fart FIYAH!
(silence)
Daisuke: My mum's gone insane.
Dark: What's with the u?
Daisuke: U?
U: RAWR!
Daisuke: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Satoshi: So…yeah…
(silence)
Wiz: Kyu. Kyu kyu kyukyu kyu, kyu.
Well. Yeah...not as random as my other chappies. I've stopped my randomness! OhNOOOO!!!!