Wow... The killers are revealed!! And now hey have to quickly get out of the house before it explodes! Didja think the story was going to end up like this? I didn't. xD
Now... the final chapter before the epilogue. Who dies? Are there going to be survivors? Go on... and find out! Don't forget to reiew! xD Happy Reading!
Chapter 11
At the hour of their deaths, the survivors (Inu Yasha, Sango, Sesshomaru, Kanna, Rin, and Kohaku) and the murderers (Shippo and Kikyo) did what anyone would do in this kind of situation: have a European tea party.
They were sitting at the kitchen table, sipping their tea while holding their little teacups with their pinkys held high.
"Pleez passe the tay, playzz..!" Sango said with a British accent... O.o
Okay, they are speaking in accents...
"Shoor," Sesshomaru said in a German accent.
He passed the sugar.
"I SED the TAY!!" Sango exclaimed enraged. She stood up, slamming the table with her fist.
The rest of the people started to talk in conversation at once, in other accents, making the whole thing sound funny.
"HELLO!!!!" Shippo shouted, back to a normal voice. Apparently they're back to normal. "We now have wasted our time and now we have FIVE minutes to get out of the house or else we'll be blown to PIECES!"
"Yes, you're right," Inu Yasha pointed out. "I rather like my body as a whole."
"Um..." Rin said, after like chapters of silence. "WHO DOESN'T?!"
"I don't," Naraku's spirit said. "Throughout the anime only parts of me are seen,"
"You don't count," Kohaku said. "You're already dead."
And with that, Naraku's spirit went back to heck.
"Shippo! KIKYO!" Kanna called out with her um... device. "YOU'RE the masterminds behind all this. Isn't there a way out?!"
"By George," Kikyo remembered. "You're RIGHT!"
"Who's George?" Shippo asked.
"It's an expression," Kiyo answered. "Its like the victims are 'puhing up daisies'."
"Nope," Sango said. "That's an idiom. An expression is-"
"SHUT THE (bleep) UP!" Inu Yasha cried. "We now have FOUR minutes to get out! Hurry, Kikyo!"
"Okay.. there's um.. an emergency pod in the 44th floor."
"Okaaaay," Sesshomaru said. "We're on the 40th!" Hurry!
The group ran to elevator. They pressed the arrow facing up. Elevator is in the second floor, a voice said. Please wait 38 minutes.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rin cried. "OMG! We have THREE minutes left!"
"Rin!" Kohaku cried. "You have a magic mirror! Use its magic to make a portal to the 44th floor!"
Rin nodded. She took the mirror out of her hair.
"HUH?!" Inu Yasha gasped. "How does that FIT in there?!"
Rin lickd her mirror. Then it started glowing. "Get in," she said. And everyone jumped in.
They ended up in the 44th floor! Everone cheered. But then they realized the escape pod was way at the end of the hall. The hall was like, 2 kilometers away. They groaned.
(A.N.: Yes, I'm Canadian and I'm damn proud of it.)
"Kanna!" Sesshomaru said. "Use your mirror to create a poral out of the house!"
"YOU'E RIGHT!!" Kanna said. She took the mirror and slammed it into the ground.
"YOU BROKE THE MIRROR!" Sango gasped.
"OMIGAWD, I DID!!" Kanna screamed.
"GREAT!" Kohaku said.
"We have ONE minute to run 2 kilometres!"
"THEN LET'S GOOO!" Inu Yasha shouted.
They ran. REALLY fast. They finished half way in 20 seconds.
When they got to the pod, they had 20 seconds left.
"We have TWENTY seconds left!" Inu Yasha cried.
They got into the escape pod.
"There's only room for SIX" Shippo cried.
"Good!" Rin said, kicking Shippo and Kikyo out.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Kikyo screamed.
EIGHT...
They closed the door.
SIX...
They put on their seatbelts like good citizens.
FOUR...
Ad they pressed the button.
TWO...
ONE... THREE QUARTERS ... ONE HALF ... A QUARTER ... And the glass of fire shattered as it hit the ground. Its fire filled the house. The house exploded. With Shippo and Kikyo still in it.
The escape pod was on its way out as the others saw the murderers face their deaths through the pod's windows.
"We're safe," Sango sighed. The otheres nodded as they headed back to te city, finally out of the mansion.
Next: Epilogue
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