Hey Guys! Okay so my internet sucks a lot so I could only use my phone to work on this (which I just found out cause nobody decided to tell me how to update using mobile devices!). I also found out that little red cross thingy that appears on thy characters' head when annoyed is called a 'tick' mark! I also started watching Sword Art Online (WHICH IS MAGICAL) and totally fell in love with it. Most of the time I was writing this was at night (cause I practically nocturnal) and so when I put "cause I'm too lazy . . ." it's really just "I'm about to fall asleep in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . ." XD yeah I'm babbling now! Also I want to shout out to two authors, first is . . .

awkshlyne ! This awesome writer accepted an OC of mine, Thalia Grace Nightwing for her story, "Awakening The Truth" so go check out that and all her other works!

Second is . . .

imafangirlforever ! This is also an awesome writer who accepted another OC of mine, Zane Kazemai Asher for her story, "Hosts' Guards (OCs WANTED!)" check that out, it's still accepting OCs for Honey-senpai at the moment and check out her other stories too!

Kay now, PonyGrim or The Insane One doesn't own Ouran Highschool Host Club (If I did then there would be more anime!) or any of the music that is featured in this story (though it would be awesome cause come on! Hedley, Crosses, and 30 Seconds to Mars are just mind blowing!) Only the Shinpitekina "family" and "friends"

Also I decided to use the dog tags for the . . . not saying it but the dog tags is sorta a look into the future of "Simply Triplets" XD I put the old cover image there so . . . yeah better stop before I give more away!

"Come on out! Daddy wants to see what his new sons look like in their costumes!" Tamaki squealed as he moved his hips from side to side outside the changing rooms.

Coal pinched the bridge of his nose already annoyed at the blonde in the first 30 minutes. He was wearing a black hoodie which he had open at the top leaving little room to see a dark rustic red T-shirt underneath (The hood is up . . . I'm too lazy to describe this :P), black jeans with the right knee torn through, and red and white dirtied sneakers. His choker was visible as well. "Shut up for a whole bloody minute please . . ." he murmured under his breath.

"Once again, please for the love of otakus' tell me why I'm doing this again!" they heard Theo complain.

"Suck it up you cry-baby," Raitoningu yelled back at him as he stepped out of the changing room wearing his clothes for the day. It was a beige sweater with a white long sleeved shirt underneath that were rolled up , slightly loose faded jeans with paint splatters and blotches on it, a magenta beret, wire rimmed glasses that were low on his nose, and charcoal and paint decorated his hands which held a couple charcoal sticks and a pad of blank paper with a paint splattered cover.

Akuma stepped out of his changing room wearing a loose pastel yellow tank-top that had his right sleeve hanging off his shoulder with a black tank-top underneath, he wore tight white fitted skinny jeans that were worn down at the knees with grass stains, and a thin silver chain necklace that had a single heart charm on it. He picked up the heart charm and looked at is, "Why do I have to have this thing?" he deadpanned.

There was a click of a pocket watch opening where they turned their heads to see Akairo. He wore a white collar shirt, light grey pants, a long black tailcoat, white gloves, a peach coloured handkerchief in his breast pocket, and a silver pocket watch which can a chain attached to it. He too had on a pair of black wire rimmed glasses that had a short chain on the ends connecting the two.

A squeak of rubber boots revealed Zach who had a white T-shirt under an open green plaid shirt with a collar that hid his own choker, dark washed jeans that were only worn down to a sky blue at the knees also splattered with mud, dark green gardening boots, straw hat that revealed his pearly white hair with green streak, and light brown gardening gloves.

Theo was wearing a dark grey and navy blue T-shirt, darker grey short sleeved collared shirt over it, black finger-less gloves with one going up to his elbow, a royal blue bandanna tied around the left leg of his torn up jeans which had a small chain attached to it, three small silver clip-on hoop earrings on his right ear, a large pair of black and dark blue headphones around his neck, multiple chain necklaces, that we're low enough to reveal his choker as well, and a black fedora. "What's the point of this again?"he growled.

Kyoya pushed up his glasses, "We'll be introducing you to our guests today, to get a good grasp on your host types we all dressed accordingly to our type with the colour of our rose on an article of clothing we are wearing. . ." he drifted off unnoticed by the others except Tamaki.

"Mon ami?"

~Flashback~

Kyoya's POV:

"Each club member will evaluate each of you separately, that does include the twins," Kyoya pushed up his glasses ignoring the twins' protests. "You can perform a different song for each host or the same, it's your choice. I'll set up a time and date and contact you when we'll be able to do it. That closes this meeting for today," Kyoya closed his black notebook and stood up. The band members shrugged at each other.

~Time Skip~

Coal's POV:

"This might be dificult then . . ." Theo murmured to nobody in the band in particular after they left the club and were walking to a studio they rented.

"What do you mean, our music is awesome even if we're playing against rich brats!" Akuma asked, Zach randomly high-fived him.

Coal and Raitoningu sighed then looked at each other weirdly, "We're going to have to find a song that suits all of them or something different for each person in a week," Coal explained.

"And one of those people we'll be dealing with is Haruhi- san and Ootori-senpai," Raitoningu continued, "Nothing against Haruhi-san or anything, it's just going to be hard to find her music tastes and I just don't want to get started on Ootori. . ." he trailed off.

The others to a moment to think about that before shivering, "What are we going to do then?" Akairo asked.

"I say we choose one instrument to play for all of them but a different song for each," Akuma suggested.

Theo shrugged, "Eh why not? It'll be a nice challenge."

Their conversation stopped as they waited for Zach to get out the studio's keys and open the door. When they walked in they were greeted with the sight of an open kitchen, couch and beanbags around a TV, and six separate doors leading to six different rooms. Each room was for each band members with their own set of instruments and bathrooms.

~Time Skip (Cause I'm too lazy to actually write the brainstorming XP)~

Kyoya's POV:

He was last person the band would have to audition to. Coal walked into the room with a guitar and sat down on a stool while the others were still tuning and warming up. "So how are we doing this?" He asked as he set to the task of tuning the guitar.

Kyoya pushed up his glasses, "You just simply play the song you chose and I'll consider if you would be appropriate for playing for the Host Club.

Coal gave the guitar a test strumming them stopped and looked up, "Got it." he started strumming again and closed his eyes the others waited a bit before pitching in. Coal, Theo, and Zach started to sing . . .

"The Only Exception" (Blah, I suggest you guys listen to the songs that I mention when you read these parts :P)

His voice was softer than when he sung before but there was something different from when he sung then to now. A sort of false feeling in the words. Kyoya felt something wet roll down his cheek. He raised his hand up to it and took it away. Quickly he took out his handkerchief and dried his face then pretended to clean his glasses as a cover up. Coal stopped strumming and looked up at him. "So. . . ?" The other band members smirked slightly at the sight of him only to be shot down by Coal.

Kyoya cleared his throat then put his glasses back on, "Yes, that was good. You're free to go now."

Coal shrugged, "Alright." he got up and left the room leaving Kyoya stunned in his seat.

~End of Flashback~

"Hey where did you get the choker?" Hikaru asked as he spotted the black choker with a sapphire around Theo's neck. "I don't remember putting that in your outfit," he reached out a hand to touch it but Theo stepped back.

"That's because it's mine," Theo practically hissed at him, "Don't touch it."

The other members looked over to Coal who sure enough had his own black choker with ruby on it. He put a protective hand to it, "Don't touch mine either. . ."

They looked to Zach who pulled his collar away from his neck revealing a blacker choker with emerald. Zach shrugged then used the collar to cover it up again. "We each have our own." He explained bluntly. Before the club members could ask the other three they revealed their necks which wore nothing and shook their heads.

Kyoya clapped his hands, "Enough. We'll discuss this later, our guests will arrive soon so get into positions. Band members into positions outside except Coal, after we welcome them we'll lead them outside to you." They nodded and Coal handed Theo his guitar which he already tuned.

The band with the exception of Coal went off to set up outside the others took their places. Coal stood apart from the group on the side conveniently slightly hidden by the shadows actually quiet close to Nekowazoka's door.

Tamaki was sitting on a golden throne in a king's costume holding his white rose. Haruhi was in her normal school uniform. Kyoya was wearing some casual clothes (like what he was wearing when at the mall). Hikaru and Kaoru were wearing their normal street clothes except for the red devil ears, tails, and pitchforks they were holding. Honey was wearing bunny footsie pajamas while holding Usa-chan And being held by Mori who was wearing a black dress pants and a simple white collar shirt which had the first few buttons undone and was holding a plate of cookies with milk in his other hand.

"Welcome!"

The girls poured in murmuring and squealing.

"Honey-chan looks so cute in his little footies!"

"Oh Tamaki, you look just like my knight in my dreams!"

"And so on . . ." Coal groaned as the girls fawned over them. "This is going to be a living Hell isn't it?" He asked nobody in particular.

"I should warn you to keep your voice in check and act more cheery, we're here to entertain our guests. If you manage to displease them then I'll deduct from your payment," Kyoya threatened.

"Kyoya, whose that?" A green eye-ed brunette asked pointing to Coal. Coal inwardly groaned, "And apparently I'm not here . . ."

Some other girls started to gather around them murmuring questioningly. Kyoya pushed up his glasses and flashed them a fake reassuring smile, "This is Coal Shinpitekina, he, his brothers, and three other friends of theirs will be joining the Host Club today," He explained.

The girls when into over mode over the new information, Coal looked at his watch seeing that Kyoya would move everybody outside soon and took the commotion as cover to sneak off the to the others. Kyoya looked around trying to find Coal in the wave of fangirl only to see his pearly white hair flash before disappearing again into the mob.

Coal's POV:

Finally after getting out of the crowd he made his way outside where the club had set up a "simple" wood stage outside. And by simple it meant hand oriental carved wood of the finest quality with silk curtains and the state of the art sound equipment, all adding up to more than 5,000,000 yen. He sighed then walked up on stage where the others were still tuning and warming up. Coal picked up his guitar which he already tuned so he just started to test out a few strings. "Ootori-senpai and the others will be here soon," he notified the band while still paying attention to his instrument. He heard them nod and walk to their places, "We ready?" he asked finally looking up. They gave a thumbs up just as they heard the guests flood into the yard. Akairo started on the piano, Theo on first guitar, Akuma on drums, Zach on second guitar, and Raitoningu as Coal's echo.

"What About Now?" by: Christ Daughtry

The girls went wild clapping, crying, and shouting. The host club stood in the back stunned except for Kyoya who was on the side ready to go up on stage. Coal waited for them to die down a bit before he took out his rose. He took out his rose first and held it out to the crowd, "Coal Shinpitekina! The Lonely Type!" He announced. The others slowly followed his lead taking up appropriate stances and ways of presenting their roses as they announced themselves.

"Zach Shinpitekina! The Naturalist Type!"

"Theo Shinpitekina! The Rebellious Type!"

"Raitoningu Kakusareta! The Artistic Type!"

"Akuma Kakusareta! The Friendly Type!"

"Akairo Kitsune! The Gentleman Type, Maladies!"

There was a puff of smoke and suddenly the rest of the Host Club appeared on stage with them. Tamaki held his arms out wide, "My beautiful princesses! I present to you the six newest members of our humble club! These poor talented commoners will provide the club music and offer more options to you beautiful ladies!"

~Time Skip~

Akuma's POV:

Kyoya was sitting at the table with his laptop giving off a glare while he was writing in his black notebook, "What is he doing in there? What is it the Death Note or something?!" He froze for a moment considering that possibility, Kyoya being the new Kira would be the end of the world . . .

They had finally changed out of the costumes and were in their regular street clothes except for the "original" (I'm going to be calling Tamaki, Kyoya, Hikaru, Honey, Kaoru, Haruhi, Mori part of the Host Club the "original" because it's just easier. Kay? Thanks!) Host Club members who were wearing the school's uniform. The devil twins were teasing Tamaki with Haruhi who just stood there looking bored and asking if she could go home while Honey and Mori sat eating cake. The band had packed up the instruments and sat on two couches, sorta.

Theo was sitting with Zach asleep next to him with his head slumped on his shoulder while Theo reading a book looking very annoyed, Coal was testing out a new song with Akairo on guitars while Raitoningu was standing up leaning on the back of the couch behind Coal coming up with lyrics, and he was sitting with Theo trying to way up Zach before Tamaki went on about how adorable his "son" looked asleep bonding with the family or whatever . . .

"What's up with that?"

"Good job you guys, each of you separately made twice as much as Tamaki on his first day," Kyoya continued typing on his computer, "With the 20% you're being paid that's about 300,000 yen each . . ."

"That wasn't so bad, but the intelligence of the conversations were enough to drive me crazy," Raitoningu looks up from his brainstorming over to Kyoya.

Coal put another pocky in his mouth , "There's nothing we can do about that. Anyway, the girls seemed to like us enou-"

The Tamaki, Honey, and the twins gasped interrupting him, "Coal!" They exclaimed.

He raised an eyebrow, "What?" he grumbled.

The twins suddenly appeared on both sides of him, Hikaru grabbed the pocky stick then flung it away while Kaoru snatched the box and handed it over to Honey. They then whisked him off to the couches where they set him down with Theo and Zach on one couch facing them. "What is this?!" Tamaki burst.

Coal was too angry to reply steaming over his lost pocky while Zach tried to calm him down Theo raised his eyebrow, "What?"

Tamaki grabbed the pocky box from Honey and pretty much smacked them in the face with it, "This!"

Theo folded his arms, "Sorry, is something wrong here?"

Tamaki slid back into his seat in shock. The twins leans forward with white lab coats and clipboards, "Look we're no experts- " Hikaru started

"-but you need to stop,"

"Can somebody explain this to be a bit better?" Theo asked confused where this is going.

Honey jumped up with a bunny stop sign, "Smoking is a big no-no! You need to take care of yourselves and not put bad things in your bodies!"

Realization hit the rest of the band and Akairo, Zach, Raitoningu, and Akuma burst into a fit of laughter while Theo gave the four host club members an, are-you-fricking-serious? look.

"Those are pocky sticks," Akuma deadpanned after getting over his fit of giggles. (Very manly giggles XD)

". . ."

"You know like the little bread stick thingies that have chocolate or something on them?"

". . ."

"Y-you're not smoking?" Tamaki asked dumbstruck. Haruhi shook her head in disbelief at the blonde while Kyoya and Mori stood behind them with a bored expression.

Zach leaned back, "Uh, no duh. Seriously we don't want cancer, we're not stupid."

"Who cares about that give me my fucking pocky back!" Coal hissed, making them cringe. Coal grabbed the box back from them quickly muttering something along the lines of, "stupid red-heads", "idiots", and "blondes".

Kyoya raised an eyebrow to Coal's obsession, "And that isn't a problem?"

"Eh, Theo, Coal, and Zach don't exactly have enough blood sugar or something along those lines. Something to do with having AB- and waking up in the morning . . ." Raitoningu shrugged. The host club, except for Kyoya, Honey, and Mori froze at the mention of AB-.

"Anyway, best way to deal with it while in Japan is let them carry pocky with them so they don't murder us," Akairo shrugged.

"We sorta want to live to see our grandchlidren, ya know?" Akuma tossed a white sugar cube to Zach who happily crunched on it while Theo had a short peppermint stick in his mouth similar to how Coal was eating his pocky.

"Though in your defense Coal needed to act like a smoking addict for some acting gig so we improvised and used pocky sticks instead," Akairo put in while Tamaki and the twins started to erode.

~Time Skip~

Akairo's POV:

"Shoot!" He whispered to himself was he went through the contents of his satchel again, "Where did those darn papers go?" The club had finished it's "meeting" an ddispersed. He had told the others that he would meet them back at the apartment while he worked on the rest of the plans for the next song. He had just gotten up to get a drink of water and when he returned he saw a flash of red hair around the corner running away from his work place. When he returned he couldn't find the plans. "Where could they have gone?"

Me: *evil laugh* Okay guys, what do you think? I sorta screwed myself writing three stories at once and I've just gotten like 5 more ideas for more stories on OHSHC and SAO so . . . yeah I'm screwed. I'm thinking of putting "Withering Rose" off a bit more and I'm seriously sorry to those on "Just Who Are You?" Yeah I screwed myself so badly . . . I'm also going to the beach after a week so I'm trying to build up chapters I can post or I might just break and you'll have to wait for me to get back. Yeah sorry, I suck at this and all that :P

Don't forget to check out awkshlyne for, "Awakening The Truth" which has my OC, Thalia Grace Nightwing in it!

and

check out imafangirlforever on the story, "Hosts' Guards" which has accepted another OC of mine, Zane Kazemai Asher! As far as I know it's still open to OCs for Honey-senpai so go check it out!

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~The Insane One o . 0