DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Powerpuff Girls, Rowdyruff Boys, or any other characters related to The Powerpuff Girls TV series.
RATE: Rated M for language and content.
CHAPTER 11: YOU'RE NOT GONNA STEAL MY BOYFRIEND
A/N: Yes I know the title on here is a little different from the other title but I ran out of room there. -_-
"I hate Mondays..." Buttercup grumbled. "Why do we even have to come back? There's only like a week left."
"Yeah, Brick, why do we have to be here?" Butch asked.
Before Brick got a chance to say anything, Buttercup said, "Oh, what the fuck?!"
"Oh shit..." Brick mumbled.
"You've met them?" Blossom asked.
"Yeah, we were sort of in relationships with them before but they got super clingy so we dumped them."
"That's nice. I'll have more of a reason to pound their sorry asses," Buttercup growled.
The other girls walked over. "Well, if it isn't the Powerpuff Girls," the leader said. "Hello, Blossom."
"Beserk," Blossom said through clenched teeth.
Beserk noticed Brick. "Hello, what do we have here? If it isn't my boyfriend," Beserk purred.
"We've been through for a long time. Get away from me," Brick said and tried to back away from her.
"Oh, but Brick honey, we have so much history. Don't you miss me?" Beserk stepped closer and gave him a fake, too sweet smile.
Blossom growled. "Get away from him."
"Why?" Beserk asked. "Not like he's your boyfriend."
"Actually, I am her boyfriend," Brick said. "Now stop trying to get back with me. I don't want to be with you anymore."
The blue girl approached Boomer. "Hey, Boomie. Long time no see."
"Brat," Boomer said.
"Why thank you, I am one. Oh wait, it's my name too," she giggled. "I suppose we could go somewhere and you can call me that all you want." Brat winked at him.
"No."
"'No'? What do you mean 'no'? Boomie, you know we're meant to be together. We always have been." She trailed her hand down the side of his face. "It can be just like old times."
"No, Brat," Boomer said getting agitated. "I'm sorry but I do not want to be with you and have it be like way back when. I'm happy now."
"What? With that goody-goody?" Brat said disgusted. "I doubt she'd ever do the nasty with you."
"Excuse me, Brat, or should I say bitch, but I am not a total goody-goody as you say I am. If I were, I certainly wouldn't be dating a Rowdyruff Boy," Bubbles said and glared at Brat. "Also hun, don't tell me what I do in bed. That's for me to know and for him to find out."
The final girl stepped up to Butch. "Hello, handsome."
"Brute," he said through his teeth.
"What do you say we ditch this place and go cause some trouble? Then we can find somewhere to be alone." She put her hands on his chest and trailed them down.
He grabbed them and held them away. "No. We're through. We've been through."
"Aww, you don't want to know what it's like to do the dirty? That's your loss, I suppose. If you change your mind, I'll be waiting," she purred.
"Get your filthy hands away from my boyfriend. In fact, get your entire body away from him." Buttercup snarled.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry I didn't realize he was your boyfriend. He won't be much longer." Brute turned around and rubbed up on Butch.
Buttercup growled and tackled Brute. "I said get away from my boyfriend."
Boyfriend by Jordan Pruitt
Normal - Blossom
Italicized - Bubbles
Underlined - Buttercup
Bold - All
I see you with him
And I see you laughing
And I see you flipping you hair
Like you think your hypnotizing my man
But its not gunna go as you plan
Da da da da da da
Da da da da da da
You think you're clever
But I got something better
My guy he texts me letters
Spelling TGIC
And only I know
Only I know
What that means
(This girl is crazy)
No your not
No your not
No your not
No your not
No your not
You're not gunna steal my boyfriend
You're not gunna steal him, not now
You're not gunna steal my boyfriend
No way, No where
No how
You're not gunna steal my boyfriend
No matter how you work it
You're not gunna steal my boyfriend
And thats the final verdict
So don't think you'd ever have a shot
Cause if you had a shot
You'd miss completely
I see you flirting
But his head you wont be turning
Instead you'll just be learning
How a real relationship flows
And theres no where with you he's gunna go
Da da da da da da
Da da da da da da
So put your hips back in check
And try never to forget
My guy your not gunna get
So what you tryin to prove
Hes never gunna leave here with you
No no oh oh oh oh oh
No your not
No your not
No your not
No your not
No your not
You're not gunna steal my boyfriend
You're not gunna steal him, not now
You're not gunna steal my boyfriend
No way, No where
No how
You're not gunna steal my boyfriend
No matter how you work it
You're not gunna steal my boyfriend
And thats the final verdict
So don't think you'd ever have a shot
Cause if you had a shot
You'd miss completely
Oh oh
Yeah
Oh no
Oh oh no
Oh oh oh oh no
No no
Oh oh no
Oh oh no
Oh
Did you really think you had a chance with him
Is your perception of us that ignorant
(Ignorant)
Do you really think that I would let you win
How does it feel to loose before you begin
(Should know by now)
Know by now
Brick looked at Butch. "At least he happens to know the song, although I'm not sure if that's something he should be proud of..." he mumbled.
Butch:
No your not
No your not
No you aint ever gunna steal me girl
No your not
No your not
No you aint ever gunna steal me girl
You're not gunna steal my boyfriend
You're not gunna steal him, not now
You're not gunna steal my boyfriend
No way, No where
No how
You're not gunna steal my boyfriend
No matter how you work it
You're not gunna steal my boyfriend
And thats the final verdict
So don't think you'd ever have a shot
Cause if you had a shot
You'd miss completely
"And if you ask me, you missed your shot a long time ago," Blossom said. "Let's go." Everyone followed Blossom to class and left the Powerpunk Girls standing there with their mouths open, trying to find the words for a comeback.
"Too late for that!" Bubbles called and laughed.
"They're going to pay for this!" Brute growled.
"Patience, Brute. Yes they are going to pay, and we will get our boyfriends back," Beserk said and smiled evily.
A/N: Guess what? I thought of how to tie it in after all. I do NOT own the rights to the song Boyfriend by Jordan Pruitt. I also do NOT own the rights to the Powerpunk Girls. Please review and hopefully I get another chapter up soon.