Hello, It's 3:35 AM and I would like to apologize to all you have been waiting on this update! :'(
I was having fun the whole month of January and I... kinda... sorta... in a way forgot. *Coughs* Multiple updates!
Chapter Eleven: Insanity!
"So, where do we start?" Obito asked.
"How should I fucking know? Do I look like a fucking tracker to you?" Hidan spat.
"I've noticed you're not good for many things, un." Deidara deadpanned.
"Man, we wouldn't be in this jam if those three didn't wander off all the time." Obito scratched the back of his head.
"I don't see why we have fucking to search for these ass hats." Hidan sighed.
"Because he's our leader's younger cousin, un."
"And Itachi will kill us if something happens to his brother and... " Obito said. "I kinda miss Sakura-chan, she's apart of our soap opera club."
"What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you even a fucking man?" Hidan sneered.
"Hey! 'Ai no uragiri' starring Natsusawa Fuyuko is a fantastic depiction of the trials of falling in love with someone you can't have. She has the role of a backstabbing bitch down pat and the next episode is finally going to reveal whether or not Sumire's, Fuyuko's character's, slutty younger sister Akira, played Jirokawaguchi Miyu, is really pregnant with Haru, Kuroki Takumi's character, child!" Obito took a deep breath. "Then we have to see if the main character, Aiyama Akemi, played by Shirojin Hanami, really killed Hizoshi Ryu, played by the infamous pop singer Akariyama 'Poison' Tae, who was Akemi's ex-husband,Tatsuo, that she's still in love with, gay lover!"
"..." Hidan's right eye was starting to twitch.
"...That's... uh, a very convoluted story, un." Deidara sweatdropped.
"Right?!"
"What the fuc-"
"I guess we should get started, un." Deidara quickly interrupted.
. . . .
"Hahahahaha!" Naruto laughed boisterously.
"Naruto pipe down."
"Did you see how they tried to attack us? It was pathetic, even teme could keep up!"
"Hn. Look whose talking, dead last."
"You wanna fight?"
"Not now." Sakura snapped. "Let's go, these men may have back up."
"Fine, fine." Naruto grumbled.
The three left the defeated half naked men in a heap and continued on their merry way.
. . . .
"Ugh. I can't go on!" Suigetsu wailed dramatically.
He was lying flat on his stomach his left hand stretched out before him. The rest of the Search and Find squad gave his immobile form blank looks.
"Go on without me~." He bemoaned.
"Suigetsu get up! We're only five miles from Konoha's gates." Karin snapped, hands on her hips.
"Body shaking... in exhaustion... dehydrated... Karin's breath... is draining all... water." Karin kicked his head.
She was dissatisfied when his head turned into liquid. "Ugh.''
"Would you bring your ass?" Zabuza grabbed his ankle.
Suigetsu melted into a puddle.
"This is going to be awhile." Jugo sighed to Haku.
Haku just giggled.
The translation for Obito's soap opera is: 'Ai no uragiri'/ 'Betrayal of Love'
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