Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Shorts Special #5: Smosh!
Disclaimer: I don't own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Naruto, and Shippuden. I also don't own Smosh and Pokemon! I don't everything, except my story. They belong to their rightful owners.
A/N: What you're about to see is the most Chaotic, Comedic, and Action chapter of this exciting episode of Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo Shorts Ever. Read...if you dare...and enjoy...the story...
Pokémon in Real Life 5!
Disclaimer: It's up above.
*Then at an unknown route, Ash started walking happily as he went on his next adventure*
Ash: *starts thinking* I can't wait to go to Pewter City to get my first gym badge. And after that I'm going to be the best Pokémon trainer there ever is. With my four Pokémon, there's no one that can stand up to me. And Since I finally wake up that stupid Snorlax and I captured it, I can finally go get my first badge. *Then he was approached by the Old Man (Ian)*
Old Man: Hi there. I bet you're up your way to the Pewter Gym.
Ash: That's right! I'm going to beat the Gym Leader then off to the Second Gym.
Old Man: Alright, but be careful, there are many new strange and strong Pokémon that can really defeat your Pokémon in a flash.
Ash: What if I capture one of them?
Old Man: Then it's yours! *Then walks away while muttering to himself* You damn dummy…
Ash: …Ookay…. Now it's time that I completely going on my new adventure! *Then encounters a wild Pokémon* What, another god damn Pokémon?!
*Then he encounters a New Pokémon called Don Patch*
Don Patch: Don Patch! Don Patch!
Ash: Alright! A New Pokémon! Pikachu! I choose you!
*Then Pikachu (Peter Peter) comes out of the Poke Ball*
Pikachu: Pika-chu!
Ash: *Then grabs his Pokedex* what is this Pokémon?
Dexter: Don Patch! The Evolution of a Ko Patch! Don Patch is a Wiggin Type of Pokemon that is strong against Rock, Steel, and Normal. And Don Patch has a powerful move called Wiggin Cannon. A Move that is a 1 Hit KO and has a gigantic beam that can defeat the Pokemon and the Trainer at the same time and also his 2 moves are weak and will do no damage.
Ash: Alright! We gotta keep an eye on this Pokémon! Pikachu use THUNDERBOLT!
*Then it shows Pikachu's level and health. Then Pikachu started charging up his electricity*
Pikachu: Pikaaaaaaaaaaa-CHUUUUUUUU! *Then releases an enormous amount of electricity at Don Patch like a thunderbolt as he shocks Don Patch easily. This only brings Don Patch half to his health*
Ash: Good job, Pikachu!
*Then Don Patch started charging up and then defenses himself in a Steel Bubble that raises his Attack and Defense sharply*
Ash: Okay, then we'll destroy your defenses! Pikachu! Use Slam!
*Then Pikachu then runs in four legs to Don Patch, then he grabs him and slams him to the ground that only brings his health to 36/136. Then Don Patch started charging up again and then defenses himself in a steel bubble that raises his Attack and Defense sharply*
Ash: *starts thinking* What is he's planning to do? *stops thinking* Alright, Pikachu! Time to use Quick Attack!
*The Pikachu started flashing zigzags and starts slamming Don Patch to the ground that only brings up to 35/136*
Don Patch: *growls* DON PATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *starts to become angry and started charging up completely, raising his Attack dramatically.*
Ash: What is he…. *then pulls out his pokedex*
Dexter: Don Patch's Ability is Furious Latent Power. An Ability that is so rare that it's raises its Attack dramatically, making the Trainer and Pokemon totally screwed.*
Ash: That means…
Don Patch: DONNNNNNNNN PATCHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Then he charges himself dramatically*
Ash: YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE US LOSE! PIKACHU!
Dexter: That is against the rul-
Ash: F**K THE RULES! PIKACHU, USE THUNDER!
Pikachu: Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… *As he charges his power fully*
Don Patch: DONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN…
Ash: NOW PIKACHU! IT'S TO PUT THE POKEMON TO 1 HEALTH POINT! TIME TO USE…THUNDER!
Pikachu: PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUU ! *Then releases an gigantic amount of electricity at Don Patch while extreme bolts of electricity aura is around him*
Don Patch: DONNNNNNN PATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Then releases an enormous amount of Wiggin energy at Pikachu as the Thunder Move and Wiggin Cannon clashed and releases a gigantic explosion of the battle area! As Ash and Pikachu and Don Patch wildly floats helplessly by the shocking pulse each side!*
Ash/Pikachu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!/PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !
Don Patch: DONNNNNNNNN PATCHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Then after a few minutes, they started getting back up again but this time the Battle Area is just a huge hole made by Pikachu and Don Patch's energy. Then Ash gets back up but this time, his face is dirty and his clothes are torn*
*Then this only brings Pikachu and Don Patch's HP are just 1 point*
Ash: Alright, you son of a bitch. It's time to capture you….. GO POKEBALLL! *Then throws a pokeball at Don Patch which hits his head and he is helplessly swallowed by the pokeball which it shakes once that made Ash grinning madly. Then it shakes another time, which made Ash anxious. Then it shakes the third time, which made Ash really nervous. Then it didn't move, and a sound was made. And that made Ash excited and jumped happily* ALRIGHT! I CAUGHT A POKEMON! *Then he walks to his new pokeball and grabs it and then examines it* Alright, since I captured a Don Patch, we'll win that first badge in no time. *Then he saw the old man walks to him again*
Old Man: Hey Stranger, by the look of your face, you'd caught Don Patch. Now for that you'll get two Technical Moves. *Then gives Ash two TMs.*
Ash: What are these TMs?
Old Man: They're Wiggin Moves. The Laser Barrage and the Falcon Punch because they're famous moves that Trainers use in battles or something. You'll can easily win by using those moves to help you win the Pokemon League. It's also the moves of Wiggin Types.
Ash: So what if I teach this to one of my Pokemon?
Old Man: THEY DON'T WORK ON OTHER POKEMON! JUST WIGGIN TYPES! *Then walks away while whispering a little bit loud* You stupid damn bastard that is a dumbass...
Ash: Ookayy….. Now! I can go to the Pewter City!
Metro sexual Hipster: HEY YOU JERK, I WANT A REMATCH!
Ash: GOD DARN- *then thought of something* Wait a minute…. ALRIGHT, YOU'RE ON!
Metro sexual Hipster: I want revenge, so let's battle!
*Then it starts by the full body renders of the both trainers as it shows Ash's Pokemon by 5 and Metro sexual Hipster's Pokemon by 3*
Ash: Go Don Patch, I choose you! *Then throws the Pokeball as it comes out Don Patch as it showed his Level 45 and his health points 136/136*
Don Patch: Don Patch! Don Patch!
Metro sexual Hipster: The heck's that?
Ash: The one's that going to defeat you in this battle!
Metrosexual Hipster: Ookay….. alright Tauros, come on out! *Then pulls out Taurus* Ever since you defeated me, I trained even harder than before. And this time I captured 2 more of my Pokémon and trained all of them to level 51 and we're gonna defeat your Pokémon hardcore!
Ash: Alright, you're on! *Starts thinking* As you'll about to experience my Don Patch's awesome power that it can obviously "blow you away"! *Stops thinking* ALRIGHT, DON PATCH TIME TO USE…. *Then thought of something and uses his pokedex to find Don Patch's moves*
Don Patch's Moves:
Wiggin Workout and Guard (Wiggin)
Laser Barrage (Wiggin)
Falcon Punch (Wiggin)
Wiggin Cannon (Wiggin)
*This made Ash thought of a strategy*
Ash: ALRIGHT, DON PATCH! TIME TO USE WIGGIN WORKOUT AND GUARD!
Don Patch: DONNNN PATCHHHHH! *Then charges himself and defenses himself in a steel bubble that raises his Attack and Defense sharply*
Metrosexual Hipster: You have strengthened your stupid Pokémon but I have the Power that can break your defenses easily! Alright Tauros, use THRASH! *Then Tauros charges at Don Patch and restlessly thrashes him with many stomps which brings Don Patch down to 122/136* WHAT?! BUT HE SHOULD BE FAINTED BY NOW!
Ash: Don Patch is the rare Pokémon in the world. And he has powers way beyond your capabilities. Alright Don Patch! USE LASER BARRAGE! *Then Don Patch pulls out his laser gun and shoots thousands of lasers ruthlessly at Tauros and immediately fainted*
Metrosexual Hipster: YOUR STUPID POKEMON DEFEATED MY POKEMON WITHOUT A SWEAT! YOU'RE CHEATING!
Ash: You stupid idiot, there's no cheating in a Pokemon battle. There's only going to decide one winner! *starts thinking* and the Loser will lose and die…WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *stops thinking*
Metrosexual Hipster: Whatever! I can win without Tauros anyway! GOOOOO! GRAVELER! *Then pulls out Graveler*
Ash: You really don't know what you're getting yourself into, aren't you?! Don Patch, USE WIGGIN WORKOUT AND GUARD! *Then Don Patch started charging and defenses himself in a Steel Bubble that raises his Attack and Defenses sharply*
Metrosexual Hipster: You're really using that move again. God, you're really are stupid! Go Graveler, use Rock Slide! *Then Graveler pulls out many boulders and rolls the rocks to Don Patch which goes down to his HP 100/136*
Ash: ALRIGHT, DON PATCH! TIME TO USE FALCON PUNCH! *Then Don Patch charges himself and then yells out and pulls out an punch which releases an thousand punches at Graveler which he fainted immediately*
Metrosexual Hipster: I WILL NOT LOSE TO THE LIKES OF YOU AGAIN! GOOOO! MACHAMP! *Then pulls out his pokeball and throws it as it releases Machamp!*
Ash: Alright, Don Patch, use Wiggin Workout and Guard. *Again, Don Patch charges and defenses himself in a Steel Bubble that raises his Attack and Defense sharply*
Metrosexual Hipster: *starts thinking* I must not let him raises this pokemon's attack and defenses any longer, time to use my secret attack…. *stops thinking* Time to use your move…. *then licks his mouth*
Ash: ALRIGHT, DON PATCH! USE WIGGIN WORKOUT AND GUARD! *Then Don Patch charges up and defenses himself in a Steel Bubble which raises his Attack and Defense sharply*
Metrosexual Hipster: You shouldn't have accepted the battle, Ash.
Ash: *looks confused* Why?
Metrosexual Hipster: Because I have something that you will never achieve….
Ash: Um, what are you-
Metrosexual Hipster: Because I have the most powerful move that Machamp has….and I'm gonna use it at you…..
Ash: Okay! Exactly, what are you talking about!
Metrosexual Hipster: The move that I'm gonna release and you'll lose in a flash…. PREPARE YOURSELF ASH, BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST BATTLE YOU'LL EVER FIGHT! ALRIGHT, MACHAMP! USE…..FOCUS PUNCH! *Then Machamp concentrated his energy on his fist and uses all of his power to strengthen that fist that raises his attack sharply* TIME TO LOSE, ASH! GO, MACHAMP! *Then Machamp started jumping and charging at Don Patch and punches his gut which he reacts in his eyes bulging and he punches Don Patch to the ground which breaks and turns into a hole then after a while, Don Patch gets up, damaged as the move brings down his HP dramatically by 17/136.* WHAT?! BUT I MADE THIS STRATEGY PERFECT! THERE'S NO WAY HE COULD SURVIVE THAT?!
*Then he saw Don Patch angry and he charges immediately while his aura has gone bloodshot red to the max*
Metrosexual Hipster: What's he doing?!
Ash: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU REALLY ARE STUPID AFTER ALL?! I'VE BEEN USING A STRATEGY THAT YOU'RE GONNA COMPLETELY LOSE!
Metrosexual Hipster: You had a strategy this whole time!
Ash: That's right. I've been using my Don Patch to dominate your Pokémon in a flash to use my strategy to finally defeat you once and for all!
Metrosexual hipster: But he's a stupid Pokémon, he can't actually defeat my last Pokémon!
Ash: Because you don't know Don Patch's ability and moves! I've been raising Don Patch's attack and defense to finally making your own move so he can use his ultimate move, the move that's going to defeat you once and for all! And to add the stats, he's using his Furious Latent Power that's raises his attack dramatically to the max in which you failed to notice!
Metrosexual Hipster: So that means….
Ash: THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S A TRAP ALL ALONG IN WHICH YOU FAILED TO NOTICE BECAUSE YOU WERE SO FULL OF YOURSELF DURING THIS BATTLE THAT YOU'RE GONNA WIN BUT INSTEAD YOU'RE GONNA LOSE AND DIE BECAUSE OF THAT WHOLE REASON OF THIS BATTLE WAS TO TEST MY NEW POKEMON'S ABILITIES! *As Mextrosexual Hipster felt terrified by this amount of power* AND I'M GONNA SHOW YOU DON PATCH'S ULTIMATE MOVE, AND WITH THAT ULTIMATE MOVE, I CAN EASILY WIN THE POKEMON LEAGUE AND BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER AND LISTING DON PATCH AS A GOD OF WIGGIN! THAT'S RIGHT! DON PATCH IS NOW A GOD TO ME AND EVERYONE IS GONNA KNOW THAT WHEN THEY KNOW THE TERRIBLE POWER THAT HAS BEEN IN DON PATCH ALL ALONG!
*As Don Patch is now in his full power as he raised his Attack dramatically*
Metrosexual Hipster: YOU HAVE GONE MAD WITH POWER! THAT POWER'S CONTROLLING YOU!
Ash: F**K THAT, I'M CONTROLLING GOD, AND I'M ALSO CONTROLLING POWER TOO! THAT'S RIGHT, POWER BELONGS TO ME AND I'LL CONTROLLING IT HOW EVER I WANT! NOW! DON PATCH! *As Metrosexual Hipster is going to realize the terrible power that has been in Don Patch all along* USE…..WIGGIN CANNONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
*Then Don Patch started collecting power again and releases an gigantic beam of Wiggin Energy that's the size of Godzilla at Machamp and Metrosexual Hipster as Ash laughs manically as Machamp and Metrosexual Hipster felt the fatal sting as half of the forest explodes as the beam turned into a Gigantic Dragon and completely eradicating the whole forest full of Strange and New Pokémon as they ran away from the forest for cover*
Ash: I AM NOW THE STRONGEST OF ALL TRAINERS, DON PATCH AND I ARE NOW GODS OF WIGGIN! *As the whole forest exploded as from the blast, Metrosexual Hipster and his Three Pokemon are finally eradicated by Don Patch's Ultimate Move. Then for hours, the whole forest has been destroyed and all it remained is one enormous hole except the center that has a circle of grass. Then it showed Ash and Don Patch completely damaged by the move* that'll teach ya not to mess with me. I'm God; I can easily defeat trainers from a mile away. There's no one that can stand up to my power. NO ONE! *Then he and Don Patch faints from the heavy injured inflicted by the move as the Old Man started climbing with two feet and approaches them*
Old Man: He isn't a god, dumbass. *Then hours later, Ash woke up from his injuries and looked around. Suddenly turns back to normal after his battle with the deceased Metrosexual Hipster and his power-hunger problems*
Ash: What the hell happened?
Old Man: You got Power-Hungry and killed that Gay Guy. Thanks to your Don Patch. *Then he showed Don Patch completely healed by a Hyper Potion*
Don Patch: Don Patch!
Ash: Ookay…. ALRIGHT! TIME TO GO TO THE PEWTER GYM AND GET MY FIRST GYM BADGE!
Don Patch: Donnnn Patch!
Old Man: You destroyed the road to the Pewter City, dick! *Then shows Ash the remains of the road*
Ash: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-! *Then it went black*
The End!
*Then the scene changes*
Softon: If you wanna know the secrets of Goddess Blabs-a-lot, you gotta find out the secrets of it. Go and but, Blabs-a-lot's Secret Diary. It will reveal the truth of Blabs-a-lot. Order 555-555-BLABS…. You will receive the truth that lies within Blabs-a-lot. Only you can prevent secrets in your point of view. Only you….
Director (Ian): CUT THAT IS THE WORST ENDING LINE THAT I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! WRITERS, WRITE THE MOST BADASS LINE THAT YOU'LL EVER SEEN IN THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Softon: Then what do you want me to do?
Director: Um….go on a date with one of the actress, she's sexy.
Softon: *Sighs deeply* Okay.
*Then the scene changes*
*Then at a church, the Pastor (Bobobo) started talking about God*
Bobobo: HE'LL SAVE YOUR HOME!
Naruto: HELL YEAH!
Bobobo: HE'LL SAVE YOUR GRANDPARENTS!
Anthony: HE'LL SAVE YOUR GRANDMAS AND GRANDPAPES!
Bobobo: HE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR TAXES!
Ian: HE'S THE BEST!
Anthony: HE'LL HELP YOU TAKE DOWN OF THOSE GOOD FO' NOTHING CRIMINALS!
Anous: DAMN RIGHT, HE WILL!
Dengaku Man: HE'LL BEST FOR EVERYTHING!
Bobobo: HE'LL MAKE EVERY GOD DAMN WORKER MAKE MONEY FOR FAMILIES AND CITIZENS EVERYWHERE!
Everyone: GOD BLESSES US ALL!
Bobobo: HE'LL MAKE EVERY BOSS NOT ANGRY AT ALL OF YOU MOTHERSUCKAS!
Editor(Anthony): YESSSSSS!
Bobobo: AND HE'LL…..HE'LLL….LET YA HAVE SEX!
*Then everyone grew quiet and confused*
Everyone: Huh?
Bobobo: AND HE'LL GIVE YOU A CONDOM EVERYTIME YOU HAVE SEX!
*Then everyone wildly cheered and the chorus starts singing*
Bobobo: GOD WILL BLESS YOU! HE WILL BLESS EVERYONE IN THIS HERE CHURCH! AND HE WILL HELP YA! HELP YA MAKE THE WORLDDDD A BETTER PLACE! GOD BLESS AMERICA! GOD BLESS EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY OF THE EARTH! GOD BLESSES EVERY UNIVERSE! GOD BLESS EVERYTHING!
Narrator: Thousands of years later, God had finally achieved World Peace and spread it to the Entire World. And the people who had supported God who died for God, had finally accomplished their one and only goal. Make God spread World Peace….
*Then the scene changes*
*Then at the Smosh Residence, the Two started watching a Reality TV Show "Leave it to Bieber"*
Ian: Where Bobobo and Naruto?
Anthony: They got other things to take care of at the Hidden Leaf. Naruto has to take care of their children.
Ian: Naruto's got children?!
Anthony: Yeah, Sakura and Naruto got together.
Ian: Whoa? I thought they're like 15 or 16.
Anthony: They are, idiot!
Ian: Oh…then…should we go visit them?
Anthony: Fine!
*Then the two got up from the couch and started walking to the vortex*
*Then the scene changes*
Announcer: This is the The Restaurant Reviewer, where our guest, the Chef Master is here to review some of our famous dishes.
*Then at a Famous Restaurant, Bobobo ate a Soufflé from an Chef (Ian) as he became disgusted at the taste and then spits at the floor*
Bobobo: You called this a Soufflé?! I called it CRAP! *Then throws the Soufflé at Ian*
*Then at another restaurant, Bobobo tasted a Tofu Hamburger from the Chef Anthony as he is disgusted by the taste and spits at the floor.*
Bobobo: You called this Tofu Hamburger?! I called it A PIECE OF S**T! *then throws the Tofu Hamburger at Anthony*
*Then at another restaurant, Bobobo tasted a French Fry from Chef Don Patch as he is disgusted by the taste and spits it at the floor*
Bobobo: You called this a French Fry?! I called it a FRENCH PIECE OF CRAP AND S**T! *Then throws a bowl of French fires at Don Patch*
*Then at another restaurant, Bobobo tasted a Miso Tofu on a Stick from Chef Dengaku Man as he is disgusted by the taste and spits it at the floor*
Bobobo: You called this a Miso Tofu on a Stick! I called a Miso S**T on a Piece of Crap! *Then throws the Miso Tofu on a Stick at Don Patch*
*Then at another restaurant, Bobobo tasted a Jelly Candy from Chef Jelly Jiggler as he is disgusted by the taste and spits it at the floor*
Bobobo: You called this a Jelly Candy, I called a….huh, I can't think of anything. Well you passed the test.
Jelly Jiggler: ALL RIGHT! *then puts a thumbs up at the camera*
*Then the scene changes*
*Then at a bedroom, the alarm clock started ringing, and Dengaku Man woke up still tired of last night as he got up his bed and started walking to the bathroom.*
Dengaku Man: *Starts thinking* Well, it's time for a new god forsaken day again. Like my old job, this involves picking up groceries. But I hope I'll do well in my other job until I find my dream job. Making an Grilled Tofu dipped in Miso on a Stick Shop which People will savor the taste of grilled tofu while fantasizing about the Miso on a Stick. But….now that dream job will have to wait until I have another money to get ready. *Stops thinking*
*He started doing all the things that a normal person would do. As Dengaku Man started going outside with his suit on and started getting on a cab and the cab driver drove Dengaku Man 5 miles away from his home as he made to an ordinary therapist building, as he got inside the building then he was greeted by the Boss of the Building, Chris Hanson (Ian)*
Chris: Why don't you have a seat from over there?
Dengaku Man: OH S**T, THEY GOT ON TO ME! *Then he started going to the elevator as Chris Hanson ordered his men to catch Dengaku Man. As Dengaku Man hurriedly pressing the "Up" Button to the Elevator he saw the guards charging at him as the door closes really slow and Dengaku Man thought that it won't be too long as he is about to get caught by the guards then he had no choice but to commence violence and pulls out his Minigun and started shooting every furniture that they have until the door closes just as it did now.
*As it slowly started going up from the main room, Dengaku Man slowly relaxes himself but until an explosion occurred and wildly shaking the elevator and Dengaku Man started grabbing this rail and the doors wildly opened and the door wildly floats away as Dengaku Man saw many helicopters aiming their miniguns at him as they got him surrounded.*
Dengaku Man: HOW DID THEY FIND ME IN THIS CITY?! BUT THAT'S ISN'T MATTER RIGHT NOW, CAUSE THERE'S NO WAY THEY WON'T STOP ME FROM GETTING THAT JOB AND MY DREAM JOB *Then he grabs his Minigun and started shooting each helicopter as he distracted them long enough he started climbing on top of the elevator with his two stubs as he found the rope connected to the Elevator and started grabbing the rope as he looked upon 7 helicopters aimed at him then he saw one guard aiming an grenade launcher and launches an grenade at Dengaku Man which he misses and accidently exploded the glass which levitates the Elevator with Dengaku Man around the building as Dengaku Man saw this as an advantage and started using his minigun to shoot many helicopters in his way, then he felt something as he looked up and saw the tiny piece of thread as it torn off making the elevator have one rope left as Dengaku Man started leaning to the left to get inside the building as the elevator crashed the building from the ground*
*Then Dengaku Man got up and looked around while the terrified workers are looking at him. As Dengaku Man straightened his tie and wiped the dirt off of his suit, he started walking to another elevator as he looked around as he thought no guards were here. Then he slowly lets down his guard, and continues walking to another elevator. Then he saw the window and looked at another room full of people and offices as he started opening the door and started walking again*
*Then Dengaku Man he walked to the window and started looking at the skyscrapers and the skies. As he sighs deeply and started smiling, a light appears as Dengaku Man shielded his eyes from the Light as he opened one eye and became surprised that it's not one but 10 Helicopters as guards inside their helicopters started aiming their machine guns and minguns at Dengaku Man as he started running as the guards started shooting making all the glass break as they trying to catch Dengaku Man. As he's running for dear life, Dengaku Man started pushing people out of his way but due to his small size he started sliding left and right as he dodged many bullets. As he saw the elevator, he saw this as an opportunity to go to the next floor as he tries to get something out of his pocket and saw a penny as he threw the penny to the button of the elevator and it pushed it as the doors opened, Dengaku Man slid to the elevator but then he saw an explosive barrel that doesn't need to be there. As he saw this as another opportunity, he shot the barrel which makes the barrel explode the room completely, disabling the helicopters and guards' attempts to capture Dengaku Man.*
*As he relaxed for a bit, Dengaku Man then looked at the Window to the elevator as he looked at many helicopters patrolling all around the building, seeing that he can't escape he has to be sneaky about it but he thought that what if the guards were in the next floor suddenly planning their next move against him.*
*Then the doors opened, as Dengaku Man started walking again looking sideways to see if any guards were her. Then he felt something unusual about this floor as he almost figured it out, he pulled out his minigun and started running to the next elevator then he saw guards aiming at him as he started shooting them point blank, killing them. Then he saw more guards shooting at him as he slid through them and started shooting them one by one. Now he pushed the button and the doors were opened as he got in and started shooting more guards with his minigun, then the elevator doors closed and started going up to the next 10 floors as Dengaku Man still looked at many helicopters but the elevator shook violently, as Dengaku Man hurriedly looked at the window he saw an guard inside the helicopter aiming at him dead on as he shot the elevator, he breaks right side of the elevator and destroyed the glass too. As Dengaku Man started getting up, he saw many helicopters with guards inside of the vehicles started aiming at Dengaku Man as the elevator started levitating to the left Dengaku Man and the guards started shooting at them which Dengaku Man started doing barrel rolls while shooting at them to dodge the bullets. Then Dengaku Man jumped to the top of the elevator and started climbing the ropes to the top of the building but he stopped once he saw the damaged helicopter violently coming to him he jumped once the helicopter crashed the side of building as the rope was cut off as the elevator started falling to the ground which made Dengaku Man very scared but he's not giving up. He started climbing again as he saw many guards shooting at him as he climbed very quickly to the top of the building but he soon finds out that guards at shooting at him inside the building too so he had no choice but to jump and grabbed the rail then he started running on a wall as many guards started shooting at him slowly as Dengaku Man started running in slow motion too then back to normal motion as Dengaku Man started looking at the elevator going to a next floor and saw this as an opportunity to jumped the elevator and started breaking glass and the window glass at the same time and fell to the ground.
*As Dengaku Man slowly got up he saw 1000 helicopters aiming it's miniguns to Dengaku Man as Dengaku Man started opening the doors and started breaking glass and started climbing to the top of the elevator again and grabbed the rope for momentum and started leaning to the left and started taking on many helicopters with his minigun*
Dengaku Man: KEEP IT UP! I CAN TAKE ON ANYTHING YOU CAN THROW AT ME!
*As he saw an helicopter coming to him as he jumped while the helicopter crashed on another window as he started swinging the rope with strong momentum and started swinging around the building as Dengaku Man started shooting many helicopters causing it to exploded in front of him but he didn't flinched as he leans the rope to the top of the building and landed to him as he thought he was safe, guns were pointed at him as he saw many guards aiming at him.*
Dengaku Man: Why won't you leave me alone? What did I ever do to you….?
Guard #1: You don't remember this! You really don't remember all of this do you?!
Dengaku Man: No….why are you targeting me?
Guard #1: It's for the countless people you killed!
Dengaku Man: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!
Guard #1: YOU WERE ONE OF THE GOOD'FO NOTHING CRIMINALS THAT HAS KILLED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE DURING YOUR ROBBERY AT THE FAMOUS MILIEOUS BANK! AND ONCE YOU STARTED COMMITTED WAR TO THEM, YOU'VE DESTROYED THOUSANDS….THOUSANDS WHO GOT IN YOUR WAY! AND IN CASE THAT YOU DIDN'T FORGET, YOU'VE BASHED YOUR HEAD WHILE FIGHTING ONE OF THE POLICE AND YOU STARTED RETREATING EVER SINCE, STARTED A NEW LIFE BUT YOUR MEMORIES STARTED COMING BACK TO YOU! BUT THEN YOU WERE A HEARTLESS JERK THAT DESTROYED MANY PEOPLE AND NOW YOU'RE FINALLY RETURNED WHEN I CAN EASILY ARREST YOU FOR ALL THE CRIMES THAT YOU COMMITED THEN MAYBE YOU'LL FINALLY GET A DEATH PENALTY ONCE YOU'RE PROVEN GUILTY!
Dengaku Man: Sorry….I don't know what the hell you're talking about but I can't lose my dream job to the likes of you soldiers! *As he took 5 steps back while the guards started looking at him shocked!*
Guard #1: What are you?!
Dengaku Man: I really don't know who you are or nor I care but when you get between my dream job and future. You made a unforgivable mistake for making me do this.
Guard #1: HOLD ON! YOU CAN'T BE…..
Dengaku Man: That's right…in order to return the favor…I'll remember you for the rest of my life. Farewell….
*then Dengaku Man started falling as the guard started running to the place where Dengaku Man fell but he survived and started freefalling as he saw many red barrels at each floor he started shooting them with his minigun which triggered an explosion on each floor killing thousands or millions of people which then destroyed all the buildings as Dengaku Man started running on a wall, he saw the elevator and landed to the top of the elevator as he breaks the glass and grabs the rope and started leaning to the right going around in circles but the rope cannot hold for long as the explosion cut off the rope and made the elevator falling to the ground with Dengaku Man on the elevator as the building explodes in front of him the elevator took a different movement as Dengaku Man started grabbing the rope while screaming for his life.*
Dengaku Man: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *As the camera zooms to Dengaku Man's mouth, the screen went black…..hours later…..*
*Dengaku Man, who survived the crashed, started opening his eyes slowly as he slowly got up*
Dengaku Man: What the…..what happened to me? What happened to my friends…. What happened to everything…..
*As he got up, he went back down again with a wound on his leg, he was then greeted by Chris Hanson, who miraculously survived the explosion*
Chris Hanson: Dengaku Man….it's been such a long time since we last meet.
Dengaku Man: Who….are….you…
Chris Hanson: The one who you tried to kill after I bashed your head during the War of Milieus Bank, completely disabling all of your memories. They awarded me, promoted me, but since I finally found you, I can finally meet the all-mighty famous Dengaku Man, who has recently killed Millions of People throughout the world, mercilessly eradicated all of its population. And now here you are, at the mercy of my feet. Where I can take you into custody and will give you a death penalty thus ending all the suffer you made to other families who cried to their dead loved ones…
Dengaku Man: *Then in a flash, Dengaku Man remembered every single thing in his life which made him the man he is today until now as Dengaku Man recently reencountered his memories in a flash. Now he grew quiet at Hanson* It's you…..the one that I fought with during that War. The one who made me lose my memories. You're the one who did all of this just to get back at me. Because I killed your family…..I killed every single member in your family… and I felt good, you need payback…..so I granted you one. I was magnicicent! The blood of your father's corpse! The look of your brothers and sisters! The look of which I…the famous Dengaku Man had finally been completed since I killed your family! Because of that…I am now the famous Criminal in the world. And now….I can finally return to me crew and take back what you've stole from me!
Chris Hanson: So you have admitted it after all. But you won't find your crew. Most of them died while some of them ran away during the war because you…the leader of the resistance group was reported died in the war thus ending the era of your reign of murder.
Dengaku Man: But now….the era still continues throughout the world as they will witness the return of Dengaku Man!
Chris Hanson: Not for long…. *as he pulled out his gun and aimed it at Dengaku Man's head*
Dengaku Man: In all of my life, you….of all people…will kill me after my sudden return….by shooting me in the head thus ending the era of all eras…which you can complete your revenge…tell me….what do you do after you kill me….you will find criminals out there who supported me, will avenge me….will rob and kill every single store or people behind your back. Then what do you do? Bring back order and peace to the world! Blasmempy! It will be more chaos but when I'm still alive, I kept order to the world!
Chris Hanson: ALL YOU'VE DONE WAS SUFFER!
Dengaku Man: IT WAS MY LEGACY THAT HAS BEEN SPREAD THROUGH THE COUNTRIES, ENCOURAGED ALL CRIMINALS TO RECREATE MY LEGACY! AND EVERY SINGLE CRIMINAL IN THE WORLD WILL MERGE WITH MY LEGACY WITH THEIRS TO CREATE MY GRAND PLAN…..THE INFINTE WORLD OF CRIME….WHICH THE WORLD WILL BE INFLUENCED BY CRIME EVERYWHERE WHERE EVERYONE WILL BECOME A CRIMINAL WITH NO ORDER OR PEACE, VIOLENCE IS THE ONLY WAY TO SOLVE IT! AND NO FBI OR ANY ORGANIZATION OF CRIME FIGHTING WILL BE ELIMINATED EVERY WHERE!
Chris Hanson: YOU'RE INSANE!
Dengaku Man: No…..I am….A GENIUS!
*Then Chris is sick of this monstrosity and about to shoot until Dengaku Man said something else*
Dengaku Man: Hanson….you're not going to kill me so easily…..so you better give up while you have the chance. *then pulls out a smoke bomb and it exploded with smoke as Dengaku Man make his escape Chris Hanson started shooting everyone! 30 Minutes later, Dengaku Man packed every single thing at his house, and started making a phone call* Deadpool, it's time…..I know that…..I know that most of the crew is dead….I know that it's no use to create a new crew. Yes, we'll going to start doing that again. Yes I remembered everything now…..meet me at the airport…..so the FBI started patrolling every street…..then I have to go incognito then. After you meet, then we'll discuss our plan. And bring Domino with you. Yes you two are together now…yes….I get it! Alright….just shut up and meet me at the airport. And Deadpool and after this….I'm building my dream job…..Yes… it's going to be called Dengaku Man's Grilled Tofu in Miso on a Stick Store where everyone will taste my food. Just meet me there and keep your big mouth shut.
DENGAKU MAN: The Legacy of a Famous Criminal…..
*Then the scene changes*
*Then at the Smosh Residence, the Wiggin Trio, Naruto, Ian and Anthony are just watching TV.*
Announcer: If you want to begin your new life, then become Justin Bieber, and you'll be better than ever.
Naruto: I always hate those commercials….
Bobobo: Let's change it to something else. *Then grabs the remote and started changing the channel as it changed to cartoons.* Boring…. *changes another channel as it showed the Oprah Channel* Boring… *changes to another channel as it showed the News Channel* Booooorrrring….
Anthony: *sighs rashly* These channels suck!
Ian: Yeah, there's nothing to watch…
Don Patch: I wonder if they showed my channel…..
Anthony: Your channel….
Don Patch: Yeah, I made a new Channel called Ask Don Patch…. *then snatches the remote and started changing to the New Channel "The Don Patch Channel"*
Ian: *Sighs* Not this again…..
*Then 2 hours later, the guys started cheering for Don Patch*
Don Patch: I love being famous…
*Then the scene changes*
*Then at some island, the Anthony, Naruto, and Ian are making a fire until Don Patch comes back with many wounds on his face*
Don Patch: THERE'S DANGEROUS ANIMALS ON THIS ISLAND!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Don Patch: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! *Then ran to the boat and tries to get on but realized that they have no boat* I FORGOT WE HAVE NO BOAT!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Then the scene changes*
*Then at the Ninja Academy, Don Patch is teaching the students about the Creation of the Hidden Leaf Village*
Don Patch: Alright, who can tell me that who was the leader of our great village, the Village Hidden in the Leaves… *then a boy raises his hand* The Boy with the bald head…
Boy Student #1: It's the First Hokage…
Don Patch: Correct! You'll get a treat for your answer. *Then grabs something out of his bag and threw some kunais and a bag of candy at the Boy Student as he caught it* Nice catch. Keep it up and you'll be a full-fledged ninja in time.
*As the student shakes his head yes*
Don Patch: Now, who could tell me that what did the First Hokage do for this village. *Then another boy raises his hand* The Boy with the longer hair.
Boy Student #2: HE MADE GOD! AS GOD PLANTED MANY LEAVES! AS GOD STARTED BUILDING HOUSES FOR THE POOR! GOD MADE EVERY SINGLE THING ON THE PLANET! BUT HE UNLEASHES HIS DIVINE PUNISHMENT ON THOSE WHO ARE EVIL! AS HE SENT THEM TO THE DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS EVIL! BUT TODAY, GOD WILL BE HERE BY OUR SIDE AND WE WILL HELP HIM IN ANY OTHER WAY! SO THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN GOD AND GOD WILL FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR SINS! SO JOIN GOD AND GOD WILL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING SO WE WILL NOT BE NINJAS ANYMORE, JUST CIVILIZED PEOPLE!
*Then everyone grew quiet but a bullet shot interrupted the silence as Don Patch shot the boy in the head but was protected by his gear*
Don Patch: *sighs* This is the 300th time that I have to tell that boy to don't include god for a reason…. Alright…off to the next page of the Uchiha's History!
*Then the scene changes*
*Then at the unknown movie theater, The Wiggin Trio started watching a movie called "Princess Kasumi and the All Wonderful Stone of the Sun"*
Bobobo: I wonder, did Naruto and the others start meeting this Kasmui woman.
Don Patch: I think so, besides we have the whole da to ourselves too, ya know. *Then saw Don Patch eating popcorn while watching the movie.*
Jelly Jiggler: Don Patch, are you doing something…..*as he looked down to Don Patch's pocket and saw some packs of butter.*
Bobobo: Don Patch! Did you have some butter and didn't give us some.
Don Patch: F**k off, I got better things to do than just give you butter.
*Then Bobobo just had enough of Don Patch's Selfishness and started throwing buckets at him as the audience started booing at them for not interrupting the movie as the Wiggin Trio started fighting each other for the pack of butter*
*Then the scene changes*
*Then at the Smosh's Residence, the others are just doing nothing*
Anthony: Ugh! There's nothing to do! After days of filming, we haven't done anything to do.
Naruto: And what's worst, there's nothing on TV to watch.
Bobobo: And also, I'm so hot that my chest hairs are burning inside out!
*Then Ian came back with no food*
Ian: Guys! There's no food at the refrigerator! Someone must have eaten them!
*Then they heard some chomping as they slowly looked around and saw Don Patch eating some pickles with tons of food all over his side of the couch.*
Anthony: Don Patch…where did you get much food?
Don Patch: I got from that some idiot's refrigerator; he was so dumb that he forgot to check the lock!
Naruto: Then who was that idiot? *getting angry*
Don Patch: It was a dude with the bowl haircut that is the same as Ian. Huh, what an coincidence…
*Then the 5 just stared at Don Patch and pounced on him as they started taking some food off of Don Patch, as they started to fight for it as Naruto pounced on Ian and started repetitively punches Ian in the afce but Ian pushes him and started grabbing an bottle and smashes Naruto as he fell on the ground. As Bobobo grabbed Don Patch by his spikes and started bashing him at the wall but Don Patch catches Bobobo's hand and bites the hand as Bobobo yelped and lets go of Don Patch as he started kicking Bobobo's leg which he held it for pain. As Don Patch jumped and started pulling on Bobobo's afro as Bobobo started grabbing Don Patch and tries getting him off of his afro but he won't let go and continues pulling on it again.*
*Then Anthony and Jelly Jiggler started punching each other in the faces but Jelly Jiggler blocks his face and started upper cutting Anthony as he fell to the ground which he smashed the table as Anthony pushed Jelly Jiggler to the kitchen as he turned the garbage disposal on and put Jelly Jiggler's face to the hole of the sink which the shreds started shreading Jelly Jiggler's face which he replied in pain. Now back to Naruto and Ian which Ian grabbed Naruto and and dragged him to Anthony's room which he threw him above Anthony's computer but Ian uses his rope and pulled Naruto back which he smashed the computer, then he started uppercuts Naruto which he smashed the wall and Naruto is trapped but he felt unbearable pain when Ian punched his balls repetitively.*
*Back to Don Patch and Bobobo that Don Patch is pulling on Bobobo's hair but Bobobo finally grabbed him and threw him to Jelly which he pounced on his face and started scratching him like a backscratcher. Then Bobobo grabbed Anthony outside and threw him to the stack of mail during Ian is Bored which he felt pain and fell to the ground when he looked up and saw a stack of mail falling to him and fell Anthony like a ton of bricks. Now a pile of mail is above Anthony as Bobobo picked up Anthony and dragged him to the front yard which he slammed him to the ground as Boboob's foot stomped Anthony multiple times and the last time he put his foot on Anthony's head while he squatted down and then started grabbed the dirt and forced Anthony to eat it.*
Bobobo: EAT! EAT IT! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT! *Then he grabs Anthony and threw him to the Garage Door which breaks in pieces*
*Then back to Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler, Don Patch started punching each other as Jelly Jiggler grabbed the vase and threw at Don Patch's face which he screamed as blood flows out of his head. Now Don Patch pounced on Jelly Jiggler and started pulling off his face as Jelly Jiggler reached out for something and found a knife and stabbed Don Patch in the forehead as Don Patch let go of him and put two hands at his forehead to stop it bleeding as Jelly Jiggler grabbed him and threw him out the backyard which smashed the glass door*
*Then back to Naruto and Ian, he threw Naruto to the bathroom and as he bashed Naruto's face in the sink multiple times as Naruto got off of him and pushed him to the bathtub and grabs a TV, turned the shower on and put the TV in the bathtub which makes Ian electrocuted as Naruto grabs him and threw him to the wall which he felt unimaginable pain. Then Naruto dropkicks Ian then stomped on him repetitively and started biting his arm as Ian grabbed Naruto to get off of his arm but he won't move but Ian had an idea as he started going to the other room while Naruto was dragged, still biting his arm*
*Then back to Bobobo and Anthony, Anthony started punching Bobobo in the face as he grabbed Bobobo to the other room but Bobobo started punching him in the back of his head and started kicking Anthony to the floor and grabbed and dragged Anthony to the other room*
*Back to Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch, he still punching Don Patch in the backyard as Don Patch grabbed a flower pot and smashed Jelly Jiggler and kicks him to the fence and then uses the hose to wet Jelly Jiggler as Jelly started melting due to the water as Don Patch grabbed the liquid Jelly and put him in a jar as he took to the other room*
*Then at the other room where they have the Universe Device, the 6 heroes then fell on the floor as the Jar breaks and Jelly back to his normal self again, as everyone started facing each other again, as they clashed, Bobobo dropkicks Anthony as he took a step back as Anthony charged at him and stomped him to the floor. As Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler clashed, Don Patch pulled furry punches as Jelly Jiggler while he dodged all of the punches and started grabbing a vase and smashes Don Patch's head which he took a step back and spin kicks Jelly Jiggler which he took a step back and fell to the ground which he smashed the table into pieces. Then Ian and Naruto started punching each other as he pushed Naruto and pulled furry punches at Naruto as he face felt terribly bloodied right now as Naruto grabbed Ian and threw him on the sofa and picked up the door and bashed Ian with the door. As Don Patch kicks Jelly Jiggler and grabbed the large bag of food, turned on the Universe Device, and started holding up the large bag of food as Naruto, Bobobo, Ian, Anthony, and Jelly Jiggler stopped fighting and looked at Don Patch*
Don Patch: STOP! I HAVE THE FOOD! TAKE ONE STEP, AND I'LL MAKE SURE I'LL SEND THIS BAG TO NARUTO'S UNIVERSE!
Naruto: HAH! What's that got to do with anything?! I live there, ya know!
Don Patch: *Then Don Patch rethought about that and then changed Naruto's Universe to the Ocean's Universe* Take one step, and I'll make sure that this bag will be sent to the Ocean…
Anthony: YOU CAN'T DO THAT?! THEN WE'LL DIE!
Ian: YES, THIS BAG IS OUR ONLY HOPE!
Don Patch: That's the choice I'm willing to take….
Bobobo: Don Patch! I hope I'm not thinking what's you gonna do?!
Don Patch: That's right…
Bobobo: YOU WOULDN'T!
Don Patch: I would, I have to do this, in order to save this friendship….
*Then in slow motion Don Patch started running to the Device as Bobobo threw a rock at the switch as it switched to Naruto's Universe as our heroes started running in slow motion to get Don Patch. As Don Patch stopped running in slow motion, he jumped to the device while the others started jumping to the device too as the light started shining when the heroes almost got Don Patch. Then it went white but then it went back to Naruto's Universe. Now in The Luxury Hotel, the rest of the Bobobo Gang were doing their own stuff until a light started shining and everyone went to the other room*
Beauty: Oh, the guys are almost here.
Hatenko: Now I get to see the Boss again.
Softon: I wonder what kind of thing did they done this time….
*Then the Universe Device opened up, Don Patch got out first, looking bloody and hurt as everyone was shocked.*
Hatenko: BOSS! *As he went to Don Patch* WHAT HAPPENED?!
Don Patch: They're….coming….
*Then the rest of our heroes got up last as they grabbed Don Patch but he ran to the living room as Our 5 heroes ran after him then Ian jumped on him and tried to choke him but he realized that Don Patch is a rock candy or a sun as Don Patch got off of him and going to the window but he saw the 5 heroes ready to stop him*
Bobobo: Don Patch, don't do this….
Anthony: Please, don't waste your life away for some food!
Ian: Yeah, please don't die!
Naruto: Yeah! Besides they have ramen!
Jelly Jiggler: And my Jelly too!
Don Patch: I'm sorry but I had to do this. *As he jumped off the 5 heroes jumped off too as they fell to the ground hard and broken most of their bodies, except Don Patch which the food broke his fall and now the food is now in crumbs*
*Then 5 days later, our 6 heroes woke up in the Leaf Hospital and they were greeted by their friends including Tsunade*
Naruto: Owwwwww….what happened? *He was forced to take his temperature by Sakura as he checked his results*
Sakura: *seems angry* Hmmm, seems like you've broken most of your bones, including your forehead.
Beauty: Everyone seemed worried about you guys…
Softon: And due to the fact that you've been hurt many times, what happened.
Bobobo: We'be beeven flightening each other for bours….
Gasser: What's wrong with Mr. Bobobo's voice?
Tsunade: Seems like after the fall, Bobobo had broken his jaw and needs to get tested before he can be healed easily.
Naruto: Wait! Where's Jelly?!
Sakura: He doesn't have any bones at all but he can still felt pain even without the bones. So he was tested early before we tested you five. *Then the rest looked at Don Patch who were sitting in his bed, doing nothing.*
Beauty: What happened to Don Patch….?
Tsuande: He broken his arms but he'll be alright in a couple of days.
Bobobo: Wblamt! What ablout Blan and Manthony….
Tsunade: They're broken most of bones like you two so we had no choice but to take surgery on them. So it's going to be a while. *Then she showed Ian and Anthony full of casts except their faces, asleep until Anthony woke up, he looked around the rules as he got up and broke the casts off that was protecting his bones.
Anthony: The bag….where is the bag of food…
Tsunade: Seems like in your attempt to stop Don Patch from destroying the food, has been futile.
Anthony: *Then he looked at the ceiling with his hands up in the hair, in angst* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO! *Then he was interrupted as he was thrown by Don Patch*
Don Patch: SHUT UP, I'M SLEEPING!
*Then the scene changes*
Announcer: NOW IT'S THE TIME THAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THE BEST-HITTING SONG OF ALL SONGS! MAKE SURE THAT YOU READ IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE IT INVOLVED DON PATCH! THAT'S RIGHT! DON PATCH HAS RELEASED A SONG THAT HAS 1 BAJILLION VIEWERS! YOU BETTER ENJOY IT OR I'LL DESTROY YOU! ENJOY THE SONG!
*Then the scene changes*
His Name is Don Patch
by Don Patch feat. Hatenko, Smosh, and Annoying Orange
Disclaimer: I don't own Bobobo, Naruto, Shippuden, Smosh and also Annoying Orange and everything else. I just own the song that all and they belong to their rightful owners.
*Then at a dark forest, a man with the flashlight traveled until he heard a sound as he turned around and gasped when he saw the Famous Slender-Man as he turned off his flashlight as he thought he was about to die until…he turned on the flashlight and saw Slender-Man started playing on the Saxophone playing the "Epic Sax Guy Solo" and doing the pelvis thrust until the tree was destroyed and Don Patch started to dance while tip-toeing and started looking at the man with fishy-lips and started singing*
(Don Patch)
My name is Don Patch and I'm here to rock your world now! *Continues to dance*
I came here to tell you that I'm sexy and I know it!
But let me tell you that I've never tell someone about it.
So it's time to tell you that I'm have a wonderful past.
(Hatenko)
Oh, his name is Don Patch, he's here to rock the world today!
He won't let you touch until you give him permission….
(Don Patch)
When I was born, I was a big fat baby, but until I was a child.
I learned the way of Wiggin!
So you better shut the f**k up, or I'll kick yo ass!
Let me show you how roll when I do some Wiggin!
After I learned of Wiggin, I made a crew called the Wiggin Gang!
Not the Current Wiggin Trio, THERE'S JUST THREE OF US!
I made the Wiggin Gang, there were just KoPatches and Underboss
But until I met this guy, HE WAS WIGGIN ALL THE WAY UP!
(Female Singers)
His name is Don Patch, and he's ready to roll!
He's better than that of stupid Milly! (Don Patch: That's right bitch!)
And he got 20 awards during his adult times!
And he is now a Fam-fam-fam-fam-fam-fam-fam-fam-fammmmmouss…person nnnnnn…. *as Don Patch stops*
*Then Don Patch started using the Gangnam Style dance with Hatenko and the KoPatchs until he sings again. But this time he has stacks of TV of him until one TV of him started singing*
(Don Patch)
And after that, I was heard from around the world until Bobobo came!
He beat in a Wiggin Battle and he was so smokin'!
So I joined him on his adventure with that Skank named Beauty!
So During our adventure, we had Wig Out together! And together we can defeat enemies with anything!
So it's time that I stopped talking and talk about stupid things.
It's what I do, because I'm a prick! You ready! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
(Don Patch)
My name is Don Patch and I'm here to rock your world now!
I've got 20 awards than that stupid Milly girl!
I'm got my own channel and I got a cool mansion!
I got all the ladies like a f**king cool boss!
Now I'm finish talking stupid random s**t!
Now it's time that I show you the Duo named Smosh!
*Then shows the Smosh Duo dancing too*
(Anthony)
My Name is Anthony and this is my friend, Ian!
We loved Don Patch because he is like a boss!
We love to do comedy and we are the founders of Smosh!
(Ian)
And also we love Food Battle as we battle to the death.
But this time it's going to be chaos and much more comedic!
And now we gotta walk away like a boss!
Cause it's time to dance style!
*Then the guys freestyle dances until the Female Singers sings again*
(Female Singers)
His name is Don Patch and he's gonna rock your world! (Don Patch: I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER, FOOL!)
And he's kicks some butt every single time! (Don Patch: That's right!)
And he's gonna to become to most famous! (Don Patch: You bet your ass, I will!))
And he's going to be the best-best-best-best-best-best-best-best-besttttttt tttt….
*Then he went quiet but he stopped being quiet and starts doing the Gangnam Style with Anthony and Ian*
(Don Patch)
Since you knew about me now, I guess I have to meet you with some friends
I want to meet the annoying fruit of all
The Annoying Orange!
(Annoying Orange)
My name is Orange and Don Patch is my friend!
What I like about him is that he's an orange like me!
We always annoying each other sometimes, but we have some fun times together sometimes.
But Since I done with that story, it's time that I do this! NA-NA-NA-NA!
(Don Patch)
That's right, bitches! I'm gonna rock your world.
Like Kiss when they ruled the world.
I'm going to make my way to listen constant Perry!
I'm about to explode when this is over to me!
D-O-N into P-A-T-C-H, PATCH!
(Female Singers)
His name is Don Patch and he's rocking your world! (Don Patch: SAY IT GIRLS!)
And he defeats many enemies, and made out many girls! (Don Patch: I'M THE BEST PIMP, BITCH!)
And he's gonna to kick your ass if you mess with him! (Don Patch: I WILL TOO!)
Now he's….(as Don Patch dances)…is….(as Hatenko dances)…the….(Orange dances…
…BEST…..(As the Smosh Duo)….IN….THE….WORLD-WORLD-WORLD-WORLD-WORLD-WORLD -WORLD-WORLDDDDDDDDD!
(Don Patch)
DONNNNN PATCHHHHHHHHH!
My name'sssss DON-DON-DON-DON PATCHHHHHH!
*starts rapping*
My name is Don Patch, gonna rock your world!
Have 20 'wards like a boss, while taking care of my crew
Gonna wig out myself until I die
And I won't give up until I feel like it! *Then drops the microphone*
(Hatenko)
Oh, the boss, he's the boss of everything!
*Then he walks away….as Slender stops playing and stares at the player while things gone static and everything went black only Slender's silhouette.*
Announcer: NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE FOOD BATTLE 2013! MAKE SURE YOU GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO WATCH THE CHAOTIC, COMEDIC SHORT OF KONOHA BOBOBO SHORTS! YOU HAVE VOTED AND IF YOU STILL NEED SOME TIME YOU GOT 2 MINUTES TO GET EVERYTHING YOU NEED! SERIOUSLY DO IT NOW! TIMES UP! NOW GET READY FOR A FOOD BATTLE!
Food Battle 2013!
Disclaimer: I don't own Smosh, and it's up above the beginning.
*Then at the Smosh Residence, Ian (Anthony) is just looking at the cat intensely for a few minutes until Anthony (Ian) knocked the table and the cat and faces Ian (Anthony)*
Anthony (Ian): ALRIGHT, I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD! And also, can we change back…
Ian (Anthony): Alright.
*Then a few minutes, they switched their brains back and goes back to the living room. As Ian back to his normal self, faces Anthony, back to his normal self again*
Ian: ALRIGHT! SINCE I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD AND MY BODY AGAIN!
Anthony: *then gets up from sofa* WELL IN THAT CASE, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR STUPID PINK FROSTED SPRINKED DOUGHNUT'S BUTT WITH MY NEW FAVORITE FOOD *holds up his stuffed cat then takes an chicken leg from the stuffed cat* CHICKEN LEG!
?: WAIT JUST A SECOND! *Then Ian and Anthony looked back and saw the door busted open and it was Bobobo with his food, the Banana*
Bobobo: I'M GONNA KICK BOTH OF YA'LL ASSES WITH MY NEW FOOD, *shows Ian and Anthony his banana* THE BANANA!
?: WAIT A MINUTE! *Then the three looked around back and saw the window being broken by our Hyperactive Ninja, Naruto Uzumaki with his new food, A Bento*
Naruto: I'M GONNA KICK THREE OF YA'LL ASSES WITH MY NEW FOOD, THE BENTO!
?: DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME TOO! *Then the four looked back and saw the floor being dug by Jelly Jiggler with his food, (of course) Jelly*
Jelly Jiggler: I'M GONNA KICK FOUR OF YA'LL ASSES WITH MY NEW FOOD, THE JELLY!
Anthony: But aren't you jelly?
Jelly Jiggler: SHUT THE F**K UP! I'M GONNA WIN THIS FOOD BATTLE IN THIS CRIB!
?: YOU ASSHOLES FORGOT ABOUT ME TOO! *Then the five looked back and saw the glass door being broken by Don Patch with his new food, Churro!
Don Patch: I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YA'LL ASSES WITH MY NEW FAVORITE FOOD, CHURROS!
Ian: If you think your crappy Chicken Leg, your rotten Banana, your stupid looking bento, your expired Jelly and your stale churro can beat my pink frosted sprinkled doughnuts of incredible awesomeness, THEN YOU'RE ON BLOCK BLOCKERS! *Then eats his doughnuts with four hands while looking mad at his opponents*
*Then the Food Battle at its finest, started appearing with the Knight Banana, The Chicken Leg Solider, The Karate Doughnut, The Samurai Churro, The Ninja Bento, and the Expired Jelly*
FOOD BATTLE 2013!
*Then at the Kitchen the 6 Battlers sat as Anthony put the book on the table as he chose it first*
Anthony: Let's try a Punching Bag!
*Then at an Fitness Room, The First Battler is Anthony with his 2 Chicken Legs*
Anthony: Alright, Chicken Leg, let's win this match! *As he eats his Chicken Legs and started using the Chicken Legs to the fight a dummy but the Legs fell and Anthony was shocked* AW, DANG IT! *As Anthony loses the match*
Anthony, Result: X
*Then goes to the Second Competitor, Ian with his two Pink-Frosted Sprinkled Doughnuts*
Ian: Alright, my beautiful doughnuts let give this our all! *Then licks his two doughnuts and started using the doughnuts to fight the dummy but it breaks into pieces as Ian was shocked*
Ian, Result: X
Ian: Well, THEN F**K YOU GUYS *Then walks away, frustrated*
*Then the Third Competitor, Bobobo with his two Bananas*
Bobobo: Alright, let's give this match what he got, and you better now screw up or I'll kill everyone you love! *Then licks his bananas and started using the bananas to punch the dummy but it just fell off as Bobobo became shocked*
Bobobo, Result: X
Bobobo: I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE YOU KNEW, BANANAS!
*Then the Fourth Competitor, Naruto with his two Bentos*
Naruto: Alright, bentos! Let show these bitches what we can do! *Then Eats his bentos and started using the bentos to punch the dummy but the bentos broke in halves as Naruto became shocked*
Naruto, Result: X
*Then the Fifth Competitor, Jelly Jiggler with his two Jellies*
Jelly Jiggler: Alright, we're going to win this match, give this everything you got! *Then licks his Jellies and started punching the dummy with sheer power but the Dummy then thoughtlessly tackled Jelly Jiggler as he was knocked out and smashed the wall*
Jelly Jiggler, Result: X
*Then the Sixth Competitor, Don Patch with his two Churros*
Don Patch: Time to get this stuff started! Churros! Do your best! *Then licks his Churros and started punching the dummy but the churro breaks off as Don Patch became shocked*
Don Patch: WHAT THE F**K OF THE F**K, F**K, F**K?!
Don Patch, Result: X
*Then back to the kitchen as our 6 competitors began looking at the book as it was Ian's Turn*
Ian: How about Archery?!
5 Competitors: Alright!
*Then it was Ian's turn first*
Ian: Alright, my doughnuts *licks his doughnut*! We're gonna do this! *Then grabs a bow and puts the doughnut into the bow and releases the doughnut to the target as it hit the target but comes off as Ian became shocked*
Ian: WHAT?!
Ian, Result: X
*Then its Bobobo's Turn*
Bobobo: Okay, Banana! Time to hit that target bull's-eye! *Then grabs a bow, draws the banana and releases which hits the target and hits the bulls eye!* IT WORKED! *And put a thumbs up to the camera*
Bobobo, Result: ✓
*Then its Anthony's turn*
Anthony: Alright! *Licks his Chicken Leg* Time to hit that target with style! *Then picks up his stylish bow and draws the Chicken Leg and releases as it hit a target* IT WORKED! *As he put a thumbs up to the camera*
Anthony, Result: ✓
*Then its Naruto's Turn*
Naruto: ALRIGHT! LET'S DO THIS, BENTO! *Then licks his bento and started grabbing the bow and closed his eye for lock-on. Then he draws the bow and then releases the bento as it hit the target but went through the target to the fence* IT WORKED!
Naruto, Result: ✓
Naruto: But I wonder where it went through the target.
?: OWWW!
*Then Naruto heard a scream as he ran to the fence and climbed the fence but to see Ian's Mom, injured by the bento on her leg*
Naruto: *sheepishly* Sorry, Ian's Mom….
*Then for a second, Naruto was thrown out the fence and fell to the ground, hurt, but to become hurt again as Ian's Mom threw a Shopping Cart down, injuring Naruto*
Naruto: WAHH!
*Then its Jelly Jiggler's Turn*
Jelly Jiggler: ARCHERY! *scoffs* I used to be good at it. Well, time to show these guys what I got. *Then licks his Jelly and started grabbing the bow and draw the bow, then he releases the jelly as it hits the target but the jelly comes off leaving Jelly Jiggler speechless* Ah….
Jelly Jiggler, Result: X
*Then its Don Patch's Turn*
Don Patch: OH YEAH! TIME WE GET THIS STARTED! *Then grabs a bow and untimely releases the churro as it hits the target but breaks into pieces *
Don Patch, Result: X
*Then Don Patch grew silent and started grabbing his machine gun and started shooting every equipment with angry eyes!*
*Then at the Kitchen, the boys started looking at the book again as it was Bobobo's Turn*
Bobobo: Let's try a Pogo Stick to jump over a wall.
Anthony: Okay.
Ian: I'm cool with it.
Naruto: I'll try it.
Don Patch: Sounds good to me.
Jelly Jiggler: But I'm going to win this time.
*Then its Bobobo's turn*
Bobobo: Alright! Let's do this! *Then licks his Banana and started charging at the Wall as he used his Banana to fiercely jumped over the wall but instead he did jumped the wall but he went around the world and landed into China.* Huh…so I landed to China. Well, since the guys are doing their turn, I should enjoy myself.
*Then picture after picture, Bobobo enjoyed his trip to China with parties, girls, and also beer*
Bobobo, Result: ✓
*Then its Ian's turn*
Ian: ALRIGHT! I'M GONNA JUMP OVER THAT WALL IF I HAD TO! ALRIGHT, DOUGHNUT, LET'S DO THIS S**T! *He charged to the wall and he jumped over the wall but he fell and broke his legs but he put a thumbs up at the Camera* IT WORKED!
Ian, Result: ✓
*Then it's Anthony's Turn*
Anthony: Alright, Chicken Leg! Time to jump! *Then licks his chicken leg and started charging and uses his chicken leg to jump over the wall but it didn't work, instead he hit his head on the wall and grabs it for comfort.* AHHHHHH!
Anthony, Result: X
*Then its Naruto's Turn*
Naruto: I'm going jump over this wall and go to China with Bobobo! Alright, bento *licks his bento* don't fail me now! *Then he charged and uses the bento to jump over the wall but it breaks in half and Naruto fell* OWWWWWW!
Naruto, Result: X
Jelly Jiggler: Since Jelly is gelatin, it has a ability to bounce, since I'm Jelly, I can jump over the wall with no problem. ALRIGHT, JELLY! *Licks his Jelly* TIME TO JUMP! *Then charged at the wall and uses the Jelly to jump over the wall and he did successfully* IT FINALLY WORKED!
Jelly Jiggler, Result: ✓
*Then its Don Patch's turn*
Don Patch: I just hope I win a match this time! Go, Churro! *Then licks his Churro and started charging at the wall as he uses his Churro to jump over the wall but it worked as Don Patch fell to the ground but he got up surprisingly unharmed as he put a thumbs-up at the Camera* IT WORKED!
Don Patch, Result: ✓
*Then back at the Kitchen, its Naruto's turn as he pointed the picture of the book*
Naruto: A Video Game Controller… *then the rest agreed*
*Then its Naruto's turn*
Naruto: Time to get my game on! *Then he uses his bento to connect the wires of a broken game controller as it did work as Naruto started using the Game Bento Controller to play a game*
Naruto, Result: ✓
*Then its Jelly Jiggler's Turn*
Jelly: ALRIGHT! LET'S PLAY A GAME, JELLY! *Then he uses his Jelly to connect the wires but It didn't work as Jelly JIggler started crying* WAHHHH! WHY WON'T MY JELLY WORK?!
Jelly Jiggler, Result: X
*Then its Don Patch's turn*
Don Patch: Time that I play a fighting game using my food! *Licks his Churro and started plugging the wires in the churro but it went through but Don Patch didn't care and started using the wires to wrap the Churro around as it is full of wires, Don Patch started turning on the console but due to the Console's Activation, the electricity started electrocuting Don Patch*
Don Patch, Result: X
*Then its Anthony's turn*
Anthony: Alright, Chicken Leg! Time to do what we always do! *Licks his Chicken Leg and started plugging the wires to the Chicken Leg as it worked as Anthony started playing the game* IT WORKED!
Anthony, Result: ✓
*Then its Bobobo's turn*
Bobobo: Alright, Banana! Don't fail me this time! *Then licks his banana and started plugging the wires into the Banana but it didn't work as the electricity fried the banana as Bobobo yelled* DAMN IT, BANANA!
Bobobo, Result: X
*Then its Ian's Turn*
Ian: Alright, Donut, time to show these cock suckers what we can do! *Then licks his donuts and started plugging the wires into the donut as it worked as Ian started playing the game* IT WORKED!
Ian, Result: ✓
*Then at the Kitchen, It is Jelly Jiggler's turn as he pointed the picture of the book but he stopped and looked at Don Patch as he is different as his skin is blue while his spikes are high up and also his eyes are bright with no pupils.*
Anthony: What happened to you?
Don Patch: ….I've been shocked and turned into a form that I never had before.
Ian:…Oh…
*Then Jelly Jiggler continues looking at the book and pointed the picture of the book*
Jelly Jiggler: A Food Toy Car *Then the others agreed by that*
*Then at the Garage, Jelly Jiggler got all the parts he needs as he licks his donut*
Jelly Jiggler: Alright, Jelly, time to build a new toy car! *Then starts building the toy car as he put the wheels on the sideways of the jelly and then he put the wires inside the Jelly as he uses the remote controller to turn on the Jelly Toy Car as it started working but it started melting due to the electricity of the wires* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!
Jelly Jiggler, Result: X
*Then Don Patch, still in his new form's turn.*
Don Patch: Churro, please don't fail me. *Then he started using his electricity to put the parts to the churro and built a toy car as he turned on the toy car but it didn't work as Don Patch put the wires inside the churro as he flew to space and uses his electricity to fire at the toy car destroying the garage as he flew back to the destroyed garage and started using the remote controller to turn on the toy car as it started working as he's using the Churro Toy Car to drive around the floor* It worked. *As he put a thumbs-up in a monotone way*
Don Patch, Result: ✓
*Then its Anthony's turn*
Anthony: Alright, Chicken Leg, time to build that toy car of you. *Then started building the toy car as he put the wheels sideways of the Chicken Leg and put the wires around the Leg and started using the controller device to activate the Chicken Leg Toy Car as it started working as the toy car drove to the road as it got crushed by a truck* MY CAR!
Anthony, Result: ✓
Ian: Alright, Donut *licks his donut* Time for you to become my new toy. *then started putting the parts to the sideways of the Donut as he put the wires to the hole of the donut as he started activating toy car using his remote controller but it fried the donut as the toy car started malfunctioning* NO! MY DONUT! *as he ran to get his fried donut toy car as he took off the parts*
Ian, Result: X
*Then Ian took a look at it and bite the fried donut as he feels delightful of the food*
Ian: Even If its fried, it's still tastes good.
*Then its Bobobo's Turn*
Bobobo: Alright, Banana, time to start building us a toy car. *Then he started putting the parts of the sideways of the banana as he put the wires inside the banana as he started activating the Banana Toy Car using his remote controller but it was fried and melted due to the toy car's malfunction as Bobobo started crying* WHY DID IT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!
Bobobo, Result: X
*Then its Naruto's Turn*
Naruto: Alright, Bento! *Licks his bento* Time to build a whatsacallit! *Then started building the bento but the wheels nor wires didn't fit as Naruto realizes that Bento doesn't make very good toy cars* NOOO!
Naruto, Result: X
*Then back to the kitchen as it is Don Patch's turn to look into the book*
Don Patch: A Portal to the 80'S Song "Take on Me"!
Ian: Okay! There are no songs allowed in Food Battle!
Don Patch: No! There really is an 80's Hit Song "Take on Me", look! *As he pointed the picture as Don Patch proved Ian wrong*
Ian: Can we please just get to the next one?!
Don Patch: NO! WE'RE GONNA DO THIS CHALLENGE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
*Then its Don Patch's turn*
Don Patch: Alright, Churro! Time to make a portal!
*Then Don Patch puts the paint to the churro and himself into a big painted sun and a churro as he Don Patch uses the painted Churro to make a straight line as straight line started shining brightly as a hand reached out as Don Patch reached out his hand too as they grabbed each other and the hand suddenly pulled Don Patch into the new black and white world as he saw the Hero of the world as the song plays as the hero and Don Patch dances but then the racers appeared with wrenches as Don Patch and the Hero started running to the hall which they ran from the racers while the racers suddenly kept up as Don Patch ran on the wall and kicks one of the racer's face as he fainted as the racer caught up with them as Don Patch and the Hero is trapped as the racers started ganging up on them, Don Patch had no choice but to fight the racers*
*While in reality, Don Patch engulfed by meth and crack painted in purple started wildly fooling around as the other competitors are very disturbed by the scene*
Naruto: Um, I think we should tell Don Patch that the paint was full of meth and crack.
Anthony: Yeah….
*As they saw Don Patch humping repetitively on a pillow which makes our competitors very disturbed as Don Patch started spinning around, crushing and wetting every floor, wall or furniture.*
Ian: Should we consider Don Patch's challenge a fail?
Bobobo: Yeah….we should go to your challenge and leave Don Patch out his business. *Then the two slowly walks away, leaving Don Patch to his "business"*
Don Patch, Result: X
Anthony: Alright, Chicken Leg, time to create a portal so I can see A-ha! *Then put the chicken leg into the paint and started painting a circle to the portal as the portal shines brightly and the hand rudely grabs Anthony's shirt and pulls him into the portal off-screen then hours later, Anthony returned but with a few kiss marks on his face* Sweet….
Anthony, Result: ✓
*Then its Ian's turn*
Ian: Alright, Donut! *Licks his donut* Time to dominate them with our secret portal *then uses the donut to stick the wall as the donut shines but stops as Ian started to become shocked*
Ian, Result: X
*Then its Bobobo's Turn*
Bobobo: Alright, Banana, time to create a portal! AHHHHHH! *Then paints the banana leaving a creamy straight line mark as it shines a hand grabs out Boboob's chest hairs and pulls him to the world*
Bobobo, Result: ✓
*Then its Naruto's turn*
Naruto: Alright! Bento! Time to create a portal! *Then put the bento into the paint can and paints a straight line with the bento then he stretches the straight line into a portal which has many black and white zombies charging towards him as he hurriedly closes the portal and put a thumbs up*
Naruto, Result: ✓
*Then the portal opens by itself as many hands of zombies started grabbing Naruto and pulls him into the world as he screams*
*Then its Jelly Jiggler's turn*
Jelly Jiggler: Alright, Jelly! Time to create a portal for my future self! *Then he throws the jelly to the wall but ultimately fails* WHAT THE F**K AM I STILL LOSING IN THIS FOOD BATTLE! F**K THIS! I'M OUT! I AM OUT OF THIS BATTLE! *Then walks away*
Jelly Jiggler, Result: X
*Then at the kitchen, it was again Anthony's turn as he turned the page of the book and pointed to the picture*
Anthony: A 6-Way Swordfight! *Then the others agreed by that*
*Then at the field, the 6 competitors now faced each other with each of their food sword. Naruto had a katana with the bento as a hilt while Bobobo has a sword with a banana hilt started facing each other. As Ian has a sword using a donut as nakago and Anthony use the Chicken Leg as a nagako with his katana with Jelly Jiggler using the jelly as a nagako but due to the expired jelly, the sword melted as Jelly knew that he's gonna die first but last but not least Don Patch is using the churro as a nagako with the katana as the others faced each other with fiery eyes*
Anthony: One of us will walk out of here alive in Food Battle! So let's give this our all!
Ian: Time to end this!
Naruto: And let's see who gets to die first!
Bobobo: And also, who will walk out of Food Battle alive…
Anthony: That's what I said.
Bobobo: Let's just fight and get this over with already!
*Then the others agreed by that*
*Now the others started fighting with their sword as Ian, Bobobo, Don Patch, Anthony, Bobobo and Naruto started battling like warriors as Anthony uses a spinning slash but they deflected with their swords as Don Patch then creates a portal to the Hero's World as they went to the World while fighting each other. As the two bikers started spotting them, they charged at them but they were killed instantly during the 6 competitors' battle royale then they went to wall as Don Patch ran on the wall as tries to Slash Bobobo but Bobobo blocks it with his sword as he clashing with Ian clashing with Anthony as he tries to jump at Jelly Jiggler but he dodges and clashes with Naruto but he jumps and uses a spinning slash at Bobobo but he blocks it and stabs Naruto but he barely dodges and left a tear with his jacket as he got mad and pushes them out of the way as he tore a hole to the portal and went to the real world with the others too and the 6 continued to fight but split into 2 groups as Ian, Don Patch, Bobobo, and Jelly Jiggler started fighting each other while Anthony and Naruto fights each other.
As Ian slashes Bobobo, he ducks and tries to stab Ian but he dodges then he turned around and saw Don Patch stabbing at him as he flinches with pain he slashes Don Patch in a heartbeat but Don Patch dodges and stabs Jelly Jiggler from behind but he didn't feel pain and clashses with Don Patch, then Ian started clashing with Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler as they teamed each other to overwhelm Ian but Ian surprisingly had two Swords with Donuts as hilts as he triumphantly overwhelms Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler with his two swords but instead Bobobo clashes with Ian with his two Swords with Bananas as Nagakos, then Don Patch stabs Ian from behind as Ian kicks Don Patch out of the way with Don Patch with bulging eyes and yells…
Then at the other battle, Naruto clashes with Anthony as he slashing with him with sheer power as Anthony blocks each slash with his sword as he then stared Naruto in a stare off as he tries to stab Naruto but he dodges and pulled fast, furry stabs at Anthony but Anthony hurriedly blocks each stab as he then pulls out another sword with a chicken as a Nagako as he started to overwhelm Naruto in a heartbeat but Naruto pulls out another sword with a bento as a nagako as he kicks Anthony and slashes Anthony's shirt , leaving a tear of Anthony's shirt then they clashes with each other.
Then at the others' battle. The Wiggin Trio ganged up on Ian while they were clashing with each other as Ian dodges each attack they pulled as he clashes as he kicks Bobobo and Don Patch and clashes with Jelly Jiggler as he stared at each other during their clash. Then he finally slashes Jelly Jiggler as Jelly JIggler looked at his wound as he got mad and then slashes Ian but he dodges each slash Jelly Jiggler pulled. Then Jelly Jiggler about to slash Ian but he was interrupted by Bobobo as he started clashing at Jelly Jiggler with Ian clashing with Don Patch as he almost about to slash Don Patch, Bobobo then slashes a hand of Ian, completely disabling him from using another sword using his left hand. Then Ian then clashes with Bobobo with one sword now as Bobobo then slashes another hand of Ian, completely disabling him from using two swords using both of his hands. Then Bobobo completely kills Ian with one slash*
Ian: ….You….Why…..
Bobobo: It's for the win of Food Battle 2013…Good bye… *then stabs Ian, killing him* *Then he clashes with Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler as he stabs Jelly Jiggler from behind but he dodges and stabs Bobobo instead but also Don Patch slashes Bobobo's arm but he counters it as he slashes Don Patch in half, completely killing Don Patch. Then he went for Jelly Jiggler as Jelly Jiggler pulled a stunt and tries to slash Bobobo but he stabs Jelly Jiggler as Jelly slides until he stops, as he gives his last word*
Jelly Jiggler: If…I die…tell my children….that I love them…. *then succumbs to his wound and dies* Wiggle, Wiggle…
*Then Bobobo then walks to Naruto and Anthony as they stops fighting. Then they walks to the Bobobo, facing him on one final battle of Food Battle 2013*
Bobobo: Time to end this, with Honor.
Naruto: You're right….one of us will walk out of here in Food Battle.
Anthony: And the one that walks out of Food Battle, will win the Trophy of Food Battle.
Naruto: Wait! You mean all this time, you forgot to present the Trophy of Food Battle 2013! What's wrong with you?!
Anthony: I forgot about the trophy until now! Alright?!
Naruto: You know what…let's just end this entire thing right now!
Anthony and Bobobo: Alright….
*Then each of their swords, they started charging at each other with bravery, courage, and dignity. Then they got ready with their swords and stabs each other with two swords with each of them got stab with one sword to the other as they spat blood on the ground*
Naruto: I can't lose….and die….
Anthony: I won't lose my streak this time!
Bobobo: I will…win…that…food…battle…*Then Anthony hurriedly pulls out his swords as he got out of their swords as he started looking at them while they releases their swords and started walking away as they fell down as Anthony approached them*
Anthony: It's over…
Bobobo: *as he spat blood* Yeah…it is… Well…see ya….later… *then he dies from his wound*
Anthony: And Naruto….when we meet again….I'll make sure that you have a wonderful celebration as a Hokage…
Naruto: Thanks….Anthony…*then he dies from his wounds*
*Then Anthony realized something. He's finally the only one left…as the circle of bodies formed as Anthony, the center of the circle, had won Food Battle 2013!*
Anthony: I…won! I WON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I FINALLY WON! *laughs* I WON, BITCHES!
*Then the screen went black*
Food Battle Reporter: Anthony! Anthony! *as he ran to Anthony which Anthony started doing the Gangnam Style dance* You just won Food bat- *then Anthony and the Food Battle Reporter then saw Ian getting up from his nap as he started facing Anthony*
Ian: I'm not dead yet! I'm just getting started! Anthony! It's time we end this, as true Food Battlers!
Anthony: Bring it on, Ian! I'm ready to kick your ass since the start of this Food Battle!
*Then Ian started charging at Anthony as he ready to kill Anthony, Anthony stabbed him easily with his sword as Ian fell*
Ian: But how….
Anthony: I put poison on Bobobo and mine's swords when the fight just started. *Then at a flashback, when the fight just started, Anthony quickly put poison on Bobobo's sword and also his as he laughs obviously* And when Bobobo killed you, I also put poison on your stupid pink frosted sprinkled donuts swords when you battled Bobobo, Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler! In a matter of seconds, you will die and I will be the winner of Food Battle 2013! And I also stabbed you with my poison sword, giving you an mega matter of seconds until you die!
Ian: *as he shakes his head in regret*
Anthony: NOW DIE! *Then he finally slashes Ian as he succumbed to his wound and poison by Anthony* HAHAHAHAHA! BITCH!
*Then the scene went black*
Food Battle Reporter: Anthony! Anthony! You just won Food Battle 2013! And you also won this trophy of Food Battle! What are you going to do now?! *As he gave Anthony the trophy, Anthony jumped repetitively*
Anthony: I'M GOING TO SWITCH SOME BODY PARTS!
Food Battle Reporter: Oh boy, can I come?!
*Then back to the Smosh's Residence, Anthony then put his crouch to the tube.
Food Battle Reporter: You're going to switch with that?
*Then it is revealed that Anthony is going to switch his body part with the stuffed cat as Anthony laughed as the camera zooms to his face*
Anthony: Cat….(bleep)….
*Then the screen went black*
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