Okay, another filler.

People, I need your help! Please tell me if you do or do NOT want to be included in the reviewers chapter. I need character preference, any dialogue that you want to include. Please tell me about yourself. I need to know so that I don't disappoint!

Oh! And cookies go to WildImaginationGirl21, Alice, and CheshireGirl0913 for guessing where Calculatus Eliminatus came from. (::) (::) (::)

Again people, help me out. I need you to PM me if you have an account. If you don't, send me an email. My email is "T h e O t h e r W a r n e r g m a i l . c o m" (take out the spaces) I want to talk to you to see how I can make this better. Unlike most stories, this one if affected by the readers quite a lot. And I love you guys, so I don't want to disappoint.

caeciliatheflute: Why? I don't really know why. I like to take blooper ideas from my reviewers, so, think of it as a fanservice. I just couldn't squeeze all my ideas into one chapter, so I figured it would be easier to make it it's own. Hmm... maybe a better analogy would be General Schmitz without Butter Side Up bread. *shrugs*

CheshireGirl0913: Oh my gosh THANK YOU! *virtual hug* You really made my day when I read your review! Especially when you mentioned that I *may have* gave you inspiration for your own Seussical fanfic. That is the best thing you could have said to me!

Alice: Good start! Please email me for more info. I want to get this perfect!
Cat: Reading her second review. Heh heh... Horton wouldn't do that! Would you Horton?
Horton: ... well...
Cat: To Alice. Advice taken.

WildImaginationGirl21: Yes! I thought you'd like the title!
Cat: I thought you only named it that cause you couldn't think of a clever title
Me: ... shut up. Also! Yes, the song... I actually only watched that special for the first time a few days before writing the chapter, and I just felt that it fit. I *may* have a "Sweep" reprise... maybe. And again, please PM or email me to sort the reviewers chapter out! I look forward to working with you.

To the chapter!

During 'Havin a Hunch'
Cat: Soon you're overwhelmed by Hunches that pester and pinch and PUNCH!
Hunch: Punches JoJo rather hard in the arm.
JoJo: OW! Holds his arm, rubbing it.
Cat: Oooo... that's gonna leave a bruise...

During 'Notice Me, Horton"
Gertrude: My eyes are too small. I have very large feet. And I'm not very proud of my pitiful TWEET!
The glass pitcher on the refreshments table shatters, and the sound men rip off their mics in pain.
Cat: I would not call that pitiful...
Horton: Neither would I...
Gertrude: Blushes. Sorry...

Between takes.
JoJo: Wearing a green wig, all green clothing, and green Converse. His facial features are defined to the point of ridiculousness. I am NOT going out there like this.
Costumer: Come on JoJo. We're going to have all the Whos dress like this... maybe.
JoJo: But why are you testing it on ME?
Costumer: Because you were the closest Who. Now go out there and show the director.
JoJo: But-
Costumer: JoJo. Move it. NOW!
JoJo: Goes running out of the costume room and bumps into the Cat, with the Director.
Cat: Takes one look at him and starts laughing.
Director: Looking him over. Hmmm... I'm not sure. It looks a little...
JoJo: RIDICULOUS?
Director: No, it's not that. I just never thought of the Whos being all green.
Costumer: Comes up behind JoJo. Oh, they won't be just green. We also have blue, purple, orange, and pink!
Director: Do you have a sample of those?
Costumer: Only the pink one.
Director: JoJo, go put it on and see how you look.
Cat: Starts laughing harder.
JoJo: Walks away, muttering. "Get into show business," they say. "You'll have fun," they say...

After 'Here on Who'
Mr. Mayor: I'm the Mayor of Who, why I've just been elected! And upright behavior is thus forth expected. Yet, here sits my son, who's sent home from his teachers, for Thinking strange Thinks, and inventing strange creatures!
JoJo: But I didn't! There was a Cat! This Cat popped up out of no where and sucked me into this whole thing! He's the one who has been filling my head full of Thinks! And he WON'T GO AWAY!
Mrs. Mayor: Looks to Mr. Mayor. Oh dear... I think our son needs professional help.
Cat: Pops in. I know of a military school that eradicates Thinking...
Mr. Mayor: Perfect!
JoJo: ... well that didn't turn out the way I planned...

Beginning of 'A Day for the Cat In the Hat'
JoJo: Sits and begins Thinking. Sighs. Zones out.
Music starts.
Cat: Pops up behind him. You're sad!
JoJo: Screams and jumps up, not expecting that.
Cat: Observing this. Geez, you're jumpy today.

During 'The Military'
Schmitz: I do not like green eggs and ham!
Cadets: I do not like green eggs and ham!
Schmitz: I do not like them Sam-I-Am!
Cadets: I do not like them Sam-I-Am!
Sam-I-Am: Runs up to them with a plate. You do not like them, so you say. Try them, TRY THEM, and you may!
Schmitz: Looking down at Sam-I-Am in confusion.
Cat: ... awkward...

Maybe it's because I'm writing this at 11 at night, or maybe it's cause I'm worried about other things, but I don't feel these bloopers are up to par. They're getting harder to write. Well, I'll do better next time.

PLEASE email me if you want to be a part of The Reviewers Chapter, and PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me in the review if you're going to email me. Also tell me in the email, or else I might delete it. You can also, if you have an account, PM me. I just NEED to get this done. I WANT to get this done! I want you guys to be happy!

So... that's about it. If you email me, we'll correspond. Thanks to all of you people out there.

Peace, love, and Seuss forever,
Em Cabot.

P.S. If you want to see what JoJo looked like in his green costume, go to my profile, I have a link.