Hey, new edition! Hopefully you already know that I don't own Yugioh nor Naruto 'cause they're made up by Kazuki Takahashi and Masashi Kishimoto and the fact that (t) and (t: yadda yadda) means the dude is thinking and the same with whispering just replace the t with w. Well, now (m) and (m: yadda yadda) means mumbling! Got it memorized?

It's "What's the Deal" with your main man, Kakashi Hatake! (cue theme music) Where we find out "What's the deal" with some of the most crazed people out there! On today's show, the Copycat ninja will have a little question session with the King of Games himself, Yugi Mutou! (crowd cheers as Kakashi walks onto the stage)

Kakashi: What's been happening? What d'you know? Let's go ahead and start the show! (crowd cheers) Good news, I'm not cancelled! (crowd cheers and claps) Bad news, one of the heartless that Riku conjured is now under the control of Orochimaru, so if you see it, please, please kill it if you can. Ah well, today's guest is a very special one, and I got a clue as to who he is. (holds up a card, which is the famed Dark Magician) Who ever guesses it right gets a prize!
Temari: Is it Kabuto?
Kabuto: I have information cards, not childish toys. (backstage: A bright glow and a muffled "What?!?")

Kiba: (backstage) I know! I know! It's-

Naruto: It's Obvious! Right?

Kakashi: I think you mean "Obelisk", but no.

Sasuke: Yugi Mutou.

Kakashi: Correct! You win Naruto as your slave for a day! (Naruto: What!) How did you guess?
Sasuke: The announcer said it before the show. (Kakashi: Finally, someone listens!)

Neji: Naw, you knew because you play the retarded game.

Kakashi: Still messin' with people, MC Pee Pants?
Neji: (m) I'll shut up.

Kakashi: Anyway, let's bring hhim out! (crowd claps as Atem comes and sits next to Kakashi) (t: I thought he was shorter) Welcome to the show!

Atem: They said that if I answer a few questions, I get a Pepsi.

Kakashi: Okay, well any questions-

Naruto: Why I gotta be Sasuke's slave?
Atem: I don't know. That's one.

Naruto: Ok, do you eat shrimp-flavored or oriental-flavored ramen?

Atem: Neither. (Naruto: What!) That's two.

Rock Lee: Why are you counting?
Atem: Because I'm counting the questions. That's three. Where's my Pepsi?

Kakashi: Uhh-

Sasuke: (stood up and straped on a Duel Disk) Yugi, I...I challenge you to a duel!
Atem: Hmm, a duel you say? I'll duel you, after I get my Pepsi.

Kakashi: Speaking of Pepsi, where did you get your fetish for Pepsi?
Atem: Fetish? FETISH! (stood up) I'll show you a fetish! (saw the crowd looking at him, then sat back down) I'm not answering any more questions until I get my Pepsi.

Kakashi: But-

Atem: (stood back up, pointing at random people) If ya'll don't give me my got damn Pepsi, I SWEAR I'll mind crush the next person who say something!
Gaara: You won't do-

Atem: Mind Crush! (mind crushed Gaara) Who's next?!
Kakashi: Oh my god! What did you do to him!?
Atem: (pointed at Kakashi) You wanna get banished!?

Kakashi: Someone...give him a Pepsi, please!

Naruto: Okay! (ran backstage, grabbed a Pepsi and shook it up vigorously) Heh heh, this will be fun! (ran back and gave it to Atem) Here ya go!
Atem: (instantly calmed down) Thank you. (opened it and it exploded all in Atem's face)

All: NARUTO!!!! (Sasuke: What a loser!)

Atem: (gently put the Pepsi can down, turned to Naruto and pulled out a pocket knife) You 'bout to die. I ain't mind crushing you! I'll kill ya! (advancing on Naruto)
Kakashi: Stop him!

As two jonin tried to apprehend Atem, he simply Mind crushed the both of them, still advancing on Naruto still saying, "I'll kill you, I'll kill you!

Naruto: Ha! Shadow Clone jutsu! (and ten Narutos surrounded Atem) Try and find the real me!

Atem: Ok. (put the knife up, then spread out his arms to his sides, spinning around yelling out, "Mind Crush!" crushing all of the clones and Naruto) Now where is my damn Pepsi!

Kankuro: All on the ground and on your face-

Atem: Mind Crush! Mind Crush! Mind Crush! (he has temporarily gone insane, crushing every mind in the studio)

Kakashi: Look, a Pepsi! (holding up a fresh, unshaken can)

Atem: Where? Give it to ME!

Kakashi: If I give it to you, will you stop?
Atem: (held his hand to Kakashi's face) Mind-

Kakashi: Here! (tossed the can to him and dove behind the couch)
Atem: Yes! (popped the top and drunk the entire can) (calmed down) Thank you. That's all I wanted. I will be leaving now.

Kakashi: But won't you de-mind crush everyone?

Atem: I didn't mind crush anyone. (smiled) You have a nice set. (left)
Kakashi: (stared at the exit that Atem exited out of, then at all of the mind crushed people) How...how can a little guy do this..Is there anyone that survived? Hinata? Iruka? Kiba?

Kiba: (backstage holding Akamaru) He got Akamaru!!! Noooo!!!! (crying loudly) Why does the good die young!!!
Kakashi: Did anyone else survive? (a few people got up surveying the scene) Well, I know I'm cancelled now. If there is a next show, I'll be interviewing two born warriors who possess a stronger grudge than Sasuke and his brother, Cloud and Sephiroth! (w: And hopefully we can get everyone's minds back) See ya. ... ... ... ... (w: Kiba, cue the music!)

Kiba: (while playing the music) Akamaru!!! (still crying) (cue theme music)

Heh, Atem gets ghetto when he doesn't get his Pepsi. Review! (I know ya'll tired of me, but I can't help it!)