We'll Never be Royals
Dany, Irri and Drogo snuck into the back window of 13 Pentos Crescent at around 1 am. They thought they were in the clear for a while until Doreah came out of Dany's closet, Irri screamed.
"The three of you stink like alcohol. Nobody knows that smell better than me." she glared at Drogo and Irri, "The two of you need to get out. The front door is unlocked and you better pray to the only God you know that I don't tell your mother." they waited a few seconds, "OUT!" Doreah screamed, the siblings sprinted for the door.
"What the fuck, Doreah?"
"You're wasted, aren't you?"
"I'm not! Get out of my room, you creep!"
"What's in your pockets?"
"Nothing!"
"Let me see."
"What the fuck do you think I have?"
"I can smell it on you."
"Jesus, fine." Dany took the bag of weed out of her pocket tossed it at Doreah, aiming for her head but Doreah shot her hand up and intercepted the sandwich bag.
"You better hope your brother doesn't find out, he's done enough for you, raised you since you were a baby and this is how you repay him?"
"You just want his dick inside you." Dany snapped. Anger flashed in Doreah's light brown eyes, she raised her hand, Dany didn't even flinch. "Go ahead, I was a bitch."
"Nobody likes a rude girl." said Doreah, glaring. "That's not how you make friends."
"Spare me, Doreah. When was the last time you had non-Armenian friends? 5th grade, or maybe 4th, was it before or after you started selling sex for coke money?"
"Oh and you think Sansa Stark gives a shit about you? Wait until the school board turns on us, then we'll see how good a friend she is."
...
Dany woke up freezing cold. She'd shoved the sheets off her bed at night and was now laying under an open window in nothing but one of Drogo's shirts and panties that looked more like a slingshot than actual undergarments.
It was five am, and Viserys and Doreah were yelling at each other in the living room.
"I don't think you understand what that man is capable of, Doreah."
"You can't homeschool her, it doesn't work that way-"
"I don't trust my sister around those people."
"Why are you so scared of the Baratheons?"
"Because I was there when Robert Baratheon blew Lyanna Stark's head into a pink mist and shot my brother directly after. My mother drove straight for Toronto and never looked back. She would have been murdered too."
"It's not the nineties anymore, he's in a position of authority, he wouldn't risk that."
"He has more money now, he can hire people instead of doing it himself, he's been adamant for the past four years."
"How do you know-"
"Robb Stark told Theon Greyjoy, who told Rakharo Karadjian who told Irri Khatchadourian. He and Ned Stark are planning to send someone after us."
Doreah was silent, "Isn't Dany friends with Sansa Stark?"
"That's why we need to keep her away from those people."
"Sansa Stark? I've met pillows meaner than her."
"That was just how Lyanna Stark apparently was before she outed my brother. They're all exactly the same, they never change."
Dany's door swung open, and she fell into the hall, Viserys and Doreah whipped around to stare at her.
"Where you spying?!"
"NO!" Dany screamed, jumping up and slamming her door shut, "YOU'RE HOMESCHOOLING ME?!"
"Jesus Christ, Viserys."
"It's not my fault, Doreah."
"Oh yes it is, I had nothing to do with this."
"Dany, you're not going to be- Can we talk this over?"
...
Irri tapped Dany on the shoulder in English,
"So, did you hear what happened at the party?"
"I actually didn't, did any Vochkharians show up?"
"Yeah, Fogo was there and Rakharo handled it, but he pissed them off, they've got it out for us."
"Great, that's just wonderful."
"They'll handle it. Are you okay though? Drogo said that-"
"What did he tell you?"
Irri paused, "Okay, you almost died last year. None of us want to lose you."
"You think I'm going to try and kill myself again?"
"We're scared, your brother... uh, he called our mom."
"I haven't told him."
"He knows, somehow." Irri looked back at her work, "If you ever want to talk to someone, you know, come to any of us."
"Yeah... okay."
...
"WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME?!" Dany screamed, slamming the door, Viserys whipped the orange he was peeling at the wall,
"What are you screaming about, and where's Doreah?!"
"She's volunteering at the school, what did you tell Adelina Khatchadourian?"
"Dany, do you really think you can hide this from me again? I found a bunch of knives and razors in your room after I noticed a bunch of knives were randomly going missing. Then Doreah saw blood in your jacket."
"It's none of your fucking business." Dany snapped, "You're such a fucking dick, telling me who I need to be friends with and sifting through my room and drug testing me."
"I've never drug tested you in my life, all I want is for you to be safe. You think you can cut every night and I won't find out? Don't be stupid, Dany."
"I'll stop cutting when you get a fucking job and stop freeloading off of Illyrio!"
Viserys froze for a minute, and slapped her across the face. Dany smirked.
"You fucking bitch."
"You mooching prick." Viserys smacked her again. Dany brought a razor blade out of her pocket and drew it across her wrist, her brother's eyes widened as she walked out the door.
...
"He's probably just being a dick because he's scared again." said Jhiqui, "I'd be a dick about it too."
"Where is everyone, anyway?"
"My fucking brothers are in fucking Toronto, trying to go after Fogo Vochkharian. And my parents are trying to settle some shit with the Karadjians. Do you want to spend the night here, just to let things blow over?"
"Yeah, I think so."
"We can binge-drink." said Irri. "And we have shrooms."
"I probably shouldn't do both, last time I did I had a crippling existential crisis and tried to drown myself."
Jhiqui glared at her phone, "Fucking dick, I'm going to murder Qotho, tbh."
"What did he do?"
"Shoplifted a bunch of shit from an expensive-ass store in the city, I'm gonna give it all to you, Dany."
"I can't be having a shitload of security tags in my house, Viserys would have a fucking coronary."
"I can take them off." Irri brandished a security tag remover and smirked, "Let's have a party."
"Ooh, shiny soft grunge shit, thank you very much, you stupid brother." Jhiqui whined. "Dany, you're gonna like this stuff though."
"Great, wonderful. I'm gonna tell Viserys I bought it all for four dollars."
"Oh, they're taking selfies in this alleyway. It's fucking disgusting, I hate this family."