"Googoo gaga"
"Your getting on my last nerve" I could feel my teeth begin to grind.
"Te hehehhhehehe" yea laugh it up while you still have the ability
"Seriously?" I throw my free hand in the air "How old are you?"
I could hear movement in the other room, Charlie soon poked his head around the corner and whispered "Everything okay?"
I simply nodded my head and watched as he went back to watching some sporting programme on the flat screen.
"What yah doinggggggg?" Murder is illegal Bella, Murder is illegal.
" I am going to hit you so fucking hard when I see you" I warn.
"Language Bella" Charlie shouts at me from the front room.
I simply roll my eyes. I am a twenty seven year's old Charlie.
" Promises promises Belly Bell" huff
"Emmett, I am warning you: one last chance! " I threaten "Let me speak to Rosalie now"
"Hehe" I am going to hurt you "She's not here"
"What?" I screech
"She has gone to the spa" another way to girly giggle "and there are no phones allowed"
" And you couldn't tell me this earlier because?" I questioned. Sometimes, no make that constantly I wonder how Rose puts up with the big kid.
" I miss you" awwww
"Flattery will get you everywhere"
"Oooooohhhhhhh"
"Tell her I called" and with that I hang up.
Thank you Rose. I really could of done with some of her wise, and I use that term loosely, words.
I shiver thinking of how I have been summoned to the step-ford wife's house for lunch tomorrow.
That's my new name for her FYI.