I wait for josh to wake up he out for a few more hours and he wakes up. He jolts up abruptly saying joe ! I say it's okay man were safe we won how you feeling? He says good surprisingly I say good now stand up we need to decide something josh wonders what? I punch him as hard as I can, he flies as and crashes in a nearby house its empty of course were still in an ip field. Who is the strongest I say yelling that with all my lungs air capacity.
(Q fight scene)
I rush towards josh with the intent on punching him more and when I go to check he is gone I say hmph he trying to get distance he knows direct combat is bad otherwise he still be here. I say this as I vanish to a nearby building where is he? I say with intrigue welp if he won't come to me well I say this and I begin to float I pull a pain and say all mighty I just about to activate my element and it was about to come out to prove how serous this was and I sense something bad I tilt my head a few inches to the left to see a solid energy bolt come toward me and low and behold the fatty mic fat fat right there with his staff pointed at me he was a 100 feet away. He says I'm sorry star fox but I can't let you do that josh thinks if he does that I have no cover I need to stall for time. We shift to space to see a small neutron building energy. Anyway josh is raring to go but he does something unexpected and chucks his staff like superman did to Goku and hurled into space I didn't think much of it but I asked, why did you do that? Josh said as cool as my staff was you probably would have broken it our pulled a sentinel from x-men future past and held on to it and adapted it hardness to your skin and whooped my ass with that. I say I would not even though that would have been a good ass idea.
I say damn why did I not think of those, oh well let's get it started I say this I do retched scatter shot. The fun begins josh teleports easily out of the way but I'm right behind him. I say taking your eyes off me is a bad idea as go to punch him I stop and teleport back from him at least a couple feet away and josh says surprised what's wrong don't you want to punch me? I say like Dio did to joseph you protecting yourself with one of your elements aren't you? He said showing me a little off his chest at first nothings their then I see he has lava like skin it super dark like smoke but has cracks were lava would normally be. He said how did you notice I didn't have it on when you punched me? I said no when you let me hit u you must have recovered. Instantly and put it on then and vanished then when you dodged my scatter shot. You then waited for me to hit you so id burn my hand off so which would give you a moment to counter attack am I correct? Josh says damn am I that obvious? But I start to laugh like a mad man and I say but like Dio I have found a way to bypass that so called barrier of your ages ago! Josh says it was only a couple minutes ago! Shut up bitch I cover my hands with ice it looks like a light blue glove with a golden skull in the middle the other hand was red but it had a had a golden money symbol at center of it. I'm about to go at him but josh says wait since were getting ready to go all out let's not hide any secrets from each other. Since there must be a little degree of fairness cowardice doesn't equal strength I think if we want to bring out our full strength. Sense you must know everything about me but I know so little about you I'm gonna ask you one question. So joe I'm gonna ask this and I want you to be completely honest with me how long can you stop it?
I get a little irritated about this because one he pulled a line from one of my favorite all time manga's JoJo Bizarre Adventures prt 6 Steel Ball Run. 2 he wants me to be honest about my ace in the hole and 3 I did not expect him to even think to ask. Oh well it matters not I have my secret weapon for my other hand anyway. I sigh and say my max time I can freeze is 5 seconds is there anything else, our we done with question time? Josh says nothing I say good now let's begin I vanish. He dodges by teleporting in a bolt of light the crater I made when I hit was a size of a SUV truck and then its freezes as I hit it. I summon my water elemental here names Aquinnah she 6 foot 7 and she was in her late teens at least 17 she wore I heart Atlantis t-shirt, she had pointy ears. Her hair color was hope blue she had emerald green eyes, she had Poseidon trident strapped to her back. She was swimming through the air around me she looked around to observe her surrounding and she looks at me, she says hurray this is a most joists occasion I finally get see the outside world for more than couple seconds all you ever do is just keep me locked up inside you not that I don't like it but I want to see what you see every day. Anyway ware's everyone else? Don't worry I bring them out in a bit I want them to see me win. You know what I'm gonna bring out the rest of the gang because I used time and gravity plus you to make these gloves and so I did. First up is Crona she looks she wore a dress it had bits of clocks on it she was 5 foot 6 and her age was unknown ,she had black long hair brown eyes. She didn't say anything just wrapped her hands around me and floated.
Then my final one was gravity her name was Gravo she had blue eyes and tan skin with freckle's she had black orbs float around her she was 5 foot 5 she had goggles on her head, also she had a t-shirt and shorts for funzies. Now who am I forgetting, oh yeah finally metal Lujayn it was white chick with over all's she had cat eyes she had yellow pupils and works boots they were brown and she was 5 foot 9. The gangs all here now guys what are you going to do? Josh was hiding in his house just playing fallout for when he hears "oh no bitch " and a giant ice fist comes crashing through the entire house. "so how was fallout 4" "I don't know I didn't get to finish damnit" Jo teleports and both hands come at joshes skull while thinking I'm going to crush his skull. Josh grabs. Then he begins to try to melt it but then my hand is gone. I'm 5 feet away whoa any longer and I would have lost an arm and hand ok he has speed of light reflexes so I have to slow him down without touching him while I think this about 5 light spears pierce my skin they start to sizzle and burn then a light colored explosion engulfs me josh vanishes to avoid the blast. The explosion was huge but I was hurt but still able . I say ok that's enough! I vanish I'm in sub space for two second and I raise my hand back and say mustn't use a swipe just yet let's just freeze him . I reappear and I punch in the side of the rib it connects he surprised and the part I punch freezes but I say Mach punch times 10 he flies to the left and lands in the ground but I check my hand to see the damage huh none so the gloves work. Josh is bleeding pretty bad." josh said I'm hurt and if don't get up soon joes gonna brutalize me he heals it second now he vanishes in a bolt of light miles away I need an answer for him I need to make it so he can't touch me but those gloves freeze anything they touch I need to be like the wind untouchable and free yet dangerous like a thunder storm and josh says that's it!
I say I know you're not dead I can sense you the clouds start to form. Then we see letter made of clouds and they say this let's see you hit me now! Then lightning strikes, me and I say Shazam! But nothing happens I'm burnt but ok I shake it off I say crap I vanish the suns now blotted out theirs only the cloud hovering over Lawton now. I reappear on the ground but the lightning strikes were I am I vanish but only by a hair, it does not hit me. I think let me try something I throw a bit of rock to the left to see what happens it lands and that rocks fucking gone. I say" he responds to sound I can use this but I can't sense him it's like his life energy is everywhere but when I get a bit on him he moves somewhere else. If I make the slightest sound I'm a dead man. I say in my head sandy help she shows up and then I say can you make me a hole in the ground she just nods and points and its their I say nice but I shit and look up to see pain coming at me I narrowly dodge and get into the ground. Im safe for now I need a way to answers for him he rules the sky and if I try to fly up to the clouds I get Shazam until I fall. I need to become like an earth golem and bring his ass down to earth. I say that's it! I summoned my last and truly final element her name is Gia she appears out of the ground like a plant and she appears to look like a 5 foot 8 chick with light green skin she had short hair with a green streak running through it she is petite young thang . She had vine like tattoos that run up her arms. Her only clothes are a green single piece dress to her eyes are blue like water. She says yo bra what you need? I say josh is pulling out the big guns if I go out there I might well as be a dead man. So make me a an earth type battle suit she say I may have an idea. The ground begins to rumble.
Then a hand , made of earth rises from the ground to form at first I looked like a giant swamp thing from dc comics but I say oh hell no! Then I said let's get with the time I shed that skin then I looked like the robot from the hit new snuff ma- I mean x-men future past movie robots . I say now strike me now bitch. Josh started to charge up his final attack because deep in the clouds I could see something bad brewing through the clouds I say shit need to act fast. I only have enough magic to hold form for 5 more minutes I say fuck it if he won't come down then I'll make him! I go Dbz on his ass- take 10 episodes to kill him?} What no! giant attack on his ass and clash. I start to charge up all the building even the ground that I stood on plus lake start coming into me by that the buildings turn to dust. The water start to evaporate and turn to steam feeding me I glow sand yellow then ocean blue than I start grow flame wings, and a metal halo floats around my head 2 minute left. I crack the ground and say Grand Calamity! Then fire and earth form in my hands and it turns into a flaming skeleton I toss it and I say I'm so not done, but I make a transmutations circle. When it went through and when that happened I say endless skeleton dance .this will last for one minute and when they touch the clouds it will blow up and reveal were you are! As I said this something started to rise out of the clouds we saw it was Zeus the God of thunder and he called down from the heavens a weapon of pure power. Then it appears from space a bolt with a blue silowets and black on the inside like space and you could see the stars in it. He says strike endlessly. Cosmic storm there was flash of lightning and we clashed.
I tried to use my right hands function teleport anything away I only had two swipe I tried to make some of the lightning go away but when I did they made me use up my swipe to get some of them away I just got swarmed with the rest ,I was then engulfed. Josh was no better he cover was gone he was exposed but he was ready he poured all of his remaining mana into a mana shield. He was doing actually pretty well normally he could just ride it out but no, my attack was clamming something . Within seconds his barrier started to break he was about to vanish but one of my skulls got his arms, then he vanished. I land on the ground with a thud. I pick myself back up and say inventory I could just heal myself with this but, yeah I'm doing it I can sense josh somewhere healing himself and I only have enough for my health to be at 50% my mana I'd say 60% we need to end this. While I try to look for the fucker, Josh is all sorts as fucked up his health at 20 % his mana 80%. Josh says oh god what I'm gonna do? Joes gonna be here soon he's coming for me ! I say sup bitch I punch him as hard as I can his face cave in and he fly's I check my hand no burns . I say alright I can rock this. Josh says I was hoping not to use this jus yet but you forced my hand , josh start breath and he glow like the sun. I say well fuck he now Hamon. I say gloves come !
I get a note that says noooo, Chuck Testah. I got this I say Mach punch times josh appears and before I say anything a fist is already their & he just say shut the fuck up! I'm literally hit with a 100 punches I fly into a nearby house josh breaths heavily I can't do that again. I got nothing left but this one move. He says yo Jesus back up me up brah and we see Jesus on a lazy boy with umbrella saying ok and raises his drink and the first spear appears right beside josh. I say well that's just great I'm still in a wall I need to counter that move something just as holy. I got one shot I say make a small portal and pull out Kratos god slayer weapon and say let's do this! I jump in the air and I descend toward josh with the intent to end this I say god slash! I send a blue wave of destruction might as well call it a tsunami of destruction. Josh puts his mouth on the stick of the spear and it turns into a horn and he says fanfare of the angel a white light emerges from his horn and we clash for the final time from the collision it looks like a yin yang symbol except it blue and black and within that instant we stand in front of each other we are in a white room. I say this was fun I'm glad I fought you . josh said yeah me to why did you do it ? I said I wanted to know that you could handle anything and I was right. Josh says ok I understand so we good? Josh holds out his hand in comradery we I say yeah we good as clamp his hand as a sign of agreement. Fade to black
