Me: Darn it. I got bleach spots on my favorite DARK blue shirt

Kouga: Maybe you should have-

Me: SHHHHHHHHHH!

Bardock: Maybe we should do a Christmas special.

Me: How? I doubt on Christmas, which is like, 3 days away, this story will be in the month of December.

Yamcha: What month is it now?

Me: The Cell Games took place in May.

Bardock: Darn it...

Yamcha: Renae724 doesn't own DB/Z/GT, Inuyasha or anything related.

Me: *gasp*...that's Disney evil!

ZZZZZZZZZ

Four days later, Taylor set off for The Cell Games. She flew back over the mountains, over Goku's house and passed many cities.

One of the many cities she passed she could hear Mr. Satan talking on the TV that everyone stood over the city.

He was talking trash to Cell.

"Damn, he's already there? I wonder where Kakarot is..." She said to herself. She powered up and flew faster.

Then, far in the distance, she saw Goku, Gohan, Piccolo, Trunks and Krillin talking to Yamcha and Tien.

She heard Piccolo say her name.

Taylor started flying faster, and then she accidently passed them, but managed to stop before she got too far.

"In a hurry?" Goku smiled.

"Kinda." She said.

"Alright, were all here. Let's get going." Piccolo said and started flying away.

A few moments passed when Taylor noticed Vegeta was missing.

"Hey Trunks, where Vegeta?" She asked, flying beside him.

"He went ahead," answered Trunks.

"Oh,"

A few minutes later, she sensed Vegeta. He had made it to The Cell Games. Then Android 16 arrived. Taylor growled power up and flying faster.

Then they could all see the arena.

Cell stood in the middle, while Mr. Satan and two other people, the filming people, stood off to the side. Vegeta was off the stage, as was Android 16.

"Goku! Down there." Krillin called.

"Let's do it." Goku said, beginning to land.

"Welcome, welcome everyone!" Cell greeted.

Why did they have to come? Vegeta thought, grimacing.

"How is it possible for all of them to fly?" The reporter asked.

"I guess that trick...uh, very popular today." Mr. Satan mumbled.

Android 16 started walking toward them.

"Huh? Android 16, hey, you're back!" Krillin greeted.

"Yes, thanks to your help, I am fully functional." 16 smiled.

"Aw shucks, you're welcome."

"My name's Goku." Goku held out is hand. The Android frowned.

"I know your name. I was created to destroy you. Though I've chosen not to." 16 said.

Goku and Krillin laughed nervously.

"Get a load of Mr. Personality." Goku whispered to Krillin.

"Ladies and Gentleman! I don't know what to think of all these newcomers, but I must say it's veeeeeery intriguing!" the reporter said.

"He's an Android right?" Taylor asked Tien, pointing to 16.

"Yes. But now he's on our side." Tien nodded.

"I knew he was with us, I just didn't remember..." She said. "He's kinda scary."

"Tell me about it."

"Hey, don't forget about me!" Mr. Satan grumbled to the reporter.

Then Goku turned to Cell. "Let's get this thing going. I'll go first if ya want."

"Goku, you don't have to be the first one to fight." Trunks said.

"What ya say? Vegeta?" Goku smiled.

"Be my guest." He growled. "We all know it'll be ME who ends up finishing off Cell."

"Wha...HEY! DON'T YOU KNOW I'M THE CHAMP AROUND HERE?" Mr. Satan yelled.

"Uh, excuse me Sir, but I was wondering if you and your friends are going to fight in the tournament." The reporter asked Goku.

"Of course. I'll be going first."

"I've had about enough of you clowns! And your stupid jokes!" Mr. Satan yelled. "Now get outta her before I get angry!"

"Hey, don't bust a vein ya grease ball." Krillin grumbled. Mr. Satan backed away, shocked.

"I'm sorry, I forgot. You ignorant hicks spent your whole life playin' banjo in the woods. So you don't realize I, Hercule Satan, am the martial arts champion of the world!"

Everybody just stood back with confused, surprised faces that said, "What a idiot."

"Alrighty then." Taylor said, rolling her eyes.

"The other challengers have been left totally speechless!" The reporter...reported. "By the one and only...MARTIAL ARTS...AHH!" HE screamed and fell off the stage.

Taylor laughed to herself in the back. She walked up until she was behind Goku and smiled, amused by Mr. Satan and his friends.

"Okay, seeing as you don't know who I am, I'll show you." Satan said, and jumped in the air to land in front of them.

They all still had that confused, funny look on their faces.

Then Mr. Satan pulled a rock from the ground and smashed it over his head.

All of this made Taylor laugh even harder.

"CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! MISTER SATAN! MISTER SA-TAN, MISTER MA-TAN!" The reporter cheered, he expected the Z-Fighters to join in, but no one did. They all stared at him as if he was crazy.

"They...they aren't buying it at all." The reporter frowned.

"A comedy show and a fight all in one day, what luck!" Taylor laughed.

"Huh?" The reporter and Mr. Satan looked at Taylor, shocked. "And uh, what are you doing here?"

She stopped laughing and looked around. "What? Me?"

"Yeah, what's a pretty little lady like you doin' here? Run on home before you get hurt." Mr. Satan said.

Everyone's jaws dropped.

"I don't care if you're the damn CHAMPION! NO ONE TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT!" Taylor yelled. She raised her fist, ready to punch him into oblivion, when Goku stopped her and calmed her down.

"She has a temper..." The reporter mumbled.

"I saw we let the Neanderthal fight first." Taylor grumbled.

"You think we...should?" Goku said.

"It's time." Cell announced.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Me: Aww, poor Yamcha. He's just isn't appreciated like he is on here. Darn you TFS!

Yamcha: Meanies

Bardock: But is was funny huh? *Sounding like Larry The Cable Guy*

Kouga: Yep!

Me: You're all poor sports.

Yamcha: *gasp* ...Squidward!

Me: Why does everyone keep saying that!

Bardock, Yamcha & Kouga: *gasp*...SQUIDWARD!