{Hello, lemons! The awesome me is back! I'm currently ill, so I apologise in advance for anything produced... Thanks to the "lovely" Martha, (read her stories, too, we share an account) sneezingpanda12345, SassyDoe, Dramione-Fan-17 and a bunch of other lovely people for reviewing! So far, the poll says that Pansy should be with Harry, [no one voted for Voldemort, aww... ;) ] but you can still change that! The poll should be on my profile! Whew, that was long! On with the story!
"The incomprehensible has occurred. The damage has been done." The dark haired man looked almost heartbroken as he peered reluctantly at the scowling witch beside him. "To end this madness... We will be forced... To work together..."
"Don't be such a drama queen, Severus. It can't be that awful." Minerva McGonagall considered herself a woman above the triviality of pointless patronisation. When it came to the greasy hook-nosed moron before her though... Well... She could make exceptions.
Snape cut in, attempting to peel the clump of congealing oily hair away from his face as he snivelled, "Mineeeerva... It is horrible, I promise!" He failed miserably, the absurdly gelatinous "hair" falling straight back with a dull squelch.
McGonagall frowned. She could feel a migraine building slowly.
Without preamble, Snape blurted out, "Draco and the Granger girl are romantically involved! Skeeter was talking about it earlier!" Minerva paled.
She swallowed, summoning the courage she needed to do something truly terrible.
"Severus Snape... I accept. I will be your ally in this challenge. We will end this monstrosity!"
Snape grinned.
Minerva glared. "But we're not friends, got it? And first... You need a makeover..."
{Yeah, okay, that was short (and cracky). But if I get six reviews, I'll post the next chapter by Sunday! (Totally not bribing you guys... Heheheheh...)}