Name: Aaron Hotchner
Type of item(s) required: 1 office chair, overstuffed; 1 desk, oak, standard size; 1 industrial-strength laptop, preferably with Windows XP
Reason for request: Because one of my agents decided that my office was the best place to 'hook up' with his girlfriend.
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Dear Austin:
Just a quick note—we, uh, owe Hotch $577 for office cleaning and a new desk (the government reimbursed the chair and the laptop). Plus we owe him drinks, and considering what he drinks when we usually go out, that won't be cheap.
On the plus side, it was great seeing you again. (Why my coworkers thought I'd never, well, you know...I have no idea!)
Sincerely,
Spencer