Ok we don't own Twilight or Ozarka water! TEEHEE! Only a little while left to get your song in for the first chapter of the song escapade! Oh and this actually did happen to me. My dad did this on our way home from work today except there was no mop water involved so I got all inspired and stuff. AMAZING RIIITE! (Leila: Not necessarily. Anyone can get inspired.) What ever who asked you anyways? (Leila: Tod did.) You leave him out of this or emo kitty will get his revenge!

Screen Names:

Bella- Eddy4life

Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink

Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)

Alice- shoppingishmyfuture

Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)

Emmett- machonachoman

Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude

Esme- yo yo momma!

Jacob- wolfgang

Seth- superqueerface

Leah- BRB

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it'snotwhatyouthink: Really why in the world would you do that Bella?

Eddy4life: Well I figured it wouldn't hurt that bad geeze

it'snotwhatyouthink: If Emmett could cry he would be.

shoppingishmyfuture: Emmett is a baby. It was just a bottle cap gun!

it'snotwhatyouthink: Ok when you squeeze an Osarka bottle full of mop water until the cap explodes of and flies then hits someones eye it pretty much hurts. Not to mention the stupid mop water got in his eyes!

Eddy4life: Oh Edward! We were just having a bit of fun.

shoppingishmyfuture: Yeah Edward we didn't think he would react that way.

it'snotwhatyouthink: Yes you did Alice. You can see the future!

shoppingishmyfuture: Just because I can see the future doesn't mean I was looking into it.

it'snotwhatyouthink: Oh sure. You just didn't say anything because you knew Bella would back out.

Eddy4life: Well um Edward...

shoppingishmyfuture: SHUT UP BELLA!

it'snotwhatyouthink: What?

Eddy4life: Sorry Alice...well um she kinda did tell me that that would happen...

it'snotwhatyouthink: YOU WHAT!

Eddy4life: Well I was trying to avenge you.

it'snotwhatyouthink: And YOU! Jasper why didn't you stop your crazy wife?

ifeelyahman: WHAT! Since when was this my fault?

it'snotwhatyouthink: Since you let Emmett get hurt. That is not noble.

ifeelyahman: Just go jump off a bridge Edward.

it'snotwhatyouthink: Why?

Eddy4life: Yeah! He would survive.

ifeelyahman: Life is full of dreams Bella and they are not meant to be peed on!

Eddy4life: I was just..

ifeelyahman: EH! (holds up hand) You have peed on my dreams for the last time Bella Cullen and I will not let this slide. (puts up pointer finger and wiggles it while pulling hand down through the air)

Eddy4life: But Jasper I can't pee!

ifeelyahman: THERE YOU GO AGAIN!

Eddy4life: Your logic is hopeless!

ifeelyahman: Only to a dream crusher like you!

so yeah my friend Neva always says "Don't pee on my dreams!" so she inspired that little fiasco! Please PM your music peepsilz!