Where are you? The wedding starts in an hour. – SH
Picking up my suit, I'm nearly home now. – JW
What colour tie are you wearing? – SH
Why? – JW
We're going together; we have to match. – SH
Fine, I'm wearing green. – JW
Perfect. – SH
I don't think Sarah likes me. – SH
What makes you think that? And, by the way, where are you? – JW
She glared at me when she walked down the altar. – SH
I'm watching the groom flirt with the maid of honour. – SH
You're supposed to be here, with me! – JW
Fine, fine. I'm coming. – SH
Want to play a game? – SH
What sort of game? And how long will it take, we're almost home? – JW
The 'How long will Sarah's marriage last?' game. It won't take long. – SH
How does it work? – JW
You stare at your phone while I tell you the 'in's and 'out's of Sarah's new married life. – SH
And the point in this? – JW
It'll make you feel better. – SH
Okay, go. – JW
They'll be married for less than 5 years, but more than 4. They'll have at least two children, it's also possible that he'll leave her when she's pregnant. - SH
He'll sleep with the maid of honour tonight and begin a long-term affair with her. Sarah will find out and demand it ends, but will try to convince him that they can work out their issues. – SH
Despite the fact that she's willing to give him a second chance, he'll leave her for the other woman. – SH
There. – SH
Somehow, I don't feel much better. She doesn't deserve a man like that. – JW
But thanks for trying, Sherlock. – JW
Want to play Cluedo when we get home? – SH
Promise to try and actually follow the rules? – JW
For you, of course. – SH
Okay then. – JW