Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers. Just the plot of this mess and the nutty OCs

111. "Are you drunk/high?" Jynx, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Nook

I love these four. So freaking much.

He was going to kill them.

Consequences be damned.

This time Sunstreaker was really going to kill them.

No matter if it would kill him as well. He was going to fraggin' ring Sides' neck for this one and when he got his hands on that fraggin' show off Praxian he wasn't going to have any doorwings left.

And Jynx–

Well he wouldn't lay a hand on her, but there would be yelling. Lots and lots of yelling. As well as throwing her over his shoulder and hauling her back up stairs after he was done taking apart his twin and her damn stupid best friend.

Primus!

How could those two fraggers be this stupid!? He'd been gone a bream! One slaggin' bream and this!?

He wasn't even sure he wanted to know what they did with the furniture.

No. Scratch that.

He was positive he didn't want to know what they did with the furniture. There were somethings that were just better left unknown. And where the entirety of the twins' and Jynx's room went was one of those things. Sunstreaker was content with not knowing because then that would be one less thing to strangle his idiot brother about once he tracked him down.

Not a task that took all that long either.

Sides wasn't doing a very good job of hiding his bubbling mirth and growing mischief. Tracking him down wasn't hard. A few floors and a banged open hanger door and he found him. As well as he smacked faceplate first into where all their missing furniture went.

Quite literally.

He walked right into it as soon as the door opened.

With a cut off grunt he fumbled backward in shock only to stiffen up and glare at the image of their couch standing sideways on its end taking up half the doorway with a pile of chairs on the other side. Along with a slim opening between the two stacks of furniture just big enough to squeeze through if he really wanted too.

Glaring at it Sunstreaker growled low and under his breath. "I knew I didn't want to know what they did with it."

Taking a deep breath he tried to gather up his temper to the best of his ability. It wasn't all that good of a grasp he'd admit, but damn it that was all he had to give at the moment. It had been a long damn orn and all he had wanted was to fall faceplate first into their berth and maybe convince Jynx to sing something.

Maybe.

If he could figure out how to do it without asking. Or better yet, getting Sideswipe to ask. That would have been better.

Only he opened his door to find not only were his brother, their femme, and her annoying best friend might-as-well-be-brother were no where to be found. So was their berth.

That was when the notion to kill them had come along.

It was still pretty high on his list of priorities too once he got a hold of them. For now, yelling was what he was going for though.

"SIDESWIPE!" He hollered at the top of his lungs, shoving his shoulder into the chair part of the narrowed door and sending it all crashing down on the other side. What followed was a–had he been in a better mood–rather hilariously funny series of events.

Sideswipe yelping, reeling, and then crashing back of the ladder he was standing on to slam into the floor with a very loud bang. Nook, who had been under the projection booth yelped as well at the sudden sounds but his fumbling ended up with him smashing his helm on the table of the console above him making him yelp like a youngling and grasp hold of his chevron. Jynx was the most spectacular though. She'd been standing in the middle of what appeared to be a spread of multiple berth cushions spread over the floor and she'd been stacking pillows.

His rather loud entrance had spooked the femme into a twisting leap that ended with her falling backward over her pillows and ending up in a tangle of multiple blankets and pillows.

Shocked by the sight that lay out before him Sunstreaker paused, blinking as he took in the hanger before him.

What are they doing?

And then Sideswipe's giggling voice drew him to glare over to where his brother was picking himself up off the ground from where he'd fallen with a goofy grin on his lips.

"Oh. Hey ya Sunny." He waved.

He actually waved.

Sunstreaker's optics narrowed and Jynx and Nook getting up and turning to him was lost as he glared at his brother.

"Sideswipe," His hiss was a warning.

"I thought you weren't gonna be back for another breem." Sides laughed, prancing forward.

Sunstreaker's optics got narrower. "Where is our berth room, you idiot?"

For a klick Sides stared at him and then busted out laughing.

Sunstreaker's left optic twitched.

Laughing and shaking his helm Sides choked out. "Upstairs, bro!"

Sunstreaker snarled at him.

Jynx giggled quietly to herself while Nook grinned and rolled his optics.

"Don't tell me a breem with Magnus has made you forget were you live, Sunny." Sides went right on laughing.

Rolling his optics Sunstreaker stalked forward still trying to figure out what was going on down here.

"I know where our room is! I meant the furniture. Sides, why did you take the freaking furniture!?"

Laughing and clutching his middle Sides pointed a finger at Jynx.

"Her idea. Not mine."

Sunstreaker's optics shot to her and she smiled at him. Not at all bothered with the glare. The glare that softened slightly at the sight of her before Sides laughter took a giggling turn and Sunstreaker looked back at him.

He knew there was no chance it was what was going on here. Highgrade hadn't been allowed near Jynx in a long time, but Sides was acting weird.

"Are you drunk?" Sunstreaker bit at him, reaching out to get a hold of him and yank him closer. Sides let it happen with a smirk while he shook his helm.

"You know I'm not, Sunny."

"Then what the frag is wrong with you."

"You just look kinda silly with a party light hanging off your helm vent that is all." Sides actually manged to keep a straight face for a good ten nanos before he keeled over in laughter again as Sunny started and tilted his helm. Reaching up to find that there was in fact a red party light dangling from a broken wire hanging off the edge of his right helm went.

How in the world that got there he had no idea. That is until he looked back at the doorway and saw the obstetrical he'd knocked down had actually been some type of holding arch for a few strings of glowing lights.

Yanking the dangling light off of himself while Sides fell to the floor laughing Sunstreaker gave up on getting any real answers from his twin and turned to Jynx.

"What the frag are you three doing?"

The bright white femme smiled bright at him, silver optics glittering behind her visor while Nook laughed along with Sideswipe.

"Movie night." She grinned. "Nook thought it would be fun to have a big party type thing for whoever wanted to come. So we figured we'd do it down here. We needed the berths for cushions and the chairs and stuff made the entry way."

"For effect." Sides wheezed between laughs.

"It was supposed to be a surprise." She shrugged.

"Surprise." Nook chuckled.

-Jaycee