Super Skrull rummaging through a small storage room and pulls out a wet mop
Super Skrull [mopping the floor] grumbling: Doom gets to be a philosophy teacher, Wesker teaches biology, MODOK teaches math, Dormammu teaches governmental science even though he hardly know anything about it… SO WHY DO I HAVE TO END UP AS A JANTIOR!
Dante [drops pizza box on the ground as he walks by]: Hey, Super Scrub. Throw this out, will you.
Super Skrull [sends a flaming straight punch with elascity]: It's Super Skrull! The greatest warrior in all of the Skrull Empire!
Dante [bends his head to dodge punch]: Yeah, whatever. Good work.
Super Skrull [seething, looks at computer monter and flicks you off]: F*** YOU, WRITER! F*** YOU! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE STUCK IN THIS MISERABLE POSITION?
Deadpool: Hey, you hate the writer too?
Super Skrull: Yeah, so?
Deadpool: THAT CHEESE-SNIFFING, MONKEY-CHEWING, POOP-CHEWING FURRBALL PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH THAT I WANNA SHOOT MYSELF INTO PIECES AND NOT REGENERATE!
Super Skrull [puts his arm around Deadpool like a long-lost friend]: Finally, someone who truly understands me! Please, sit and we'll discuss our miseries with together.
After 40 minutes of exchanging tales against the wall…
Super Skrull[tears streaming down like a waterfall]: That's too cruel!
Deadpool [blowing his nose with a flower handkerchief]: Your life is so unfair!
Super Skrull [trying to wipe away tears and puts a hand on Deadpool's shoulder]: Kid, I never thought that I'd be able to relate to a human more than any Skrull I've met!
Deadpool [sniffing loudly]: And I never thought that janitors had the right to live!
Super Skrull : I thought of a solution. We should form a union to fight for our dignity against this evil fanfic author!
Deadpool [hopeful]: Ya mean I can be the coolest and awesomest guy in school and you can become the emperor of this school and the Skull Empire?
Super Skrull [grinning]: Precisely, comrade! And it's the Skrull Empire.
Deadpool: We can be called the Ultimate Discontent Fanfic Victims!
In unison [jumping up gaily and high-fiving each other]: Yeah!
Random invisible narrator: And from that day forth, a new alliance of two unlikely companions was formed as the dawn of a new age approaches. Stay tuned to discover the unknown fate of the Ultimate Discontent Fanfic Victims.
Deadpool [looking around]: did you hear that?
Super Skrull [also looking around]: Yeah, wish I had a voice like that.
XD
Let's see if I'll let them have it their way….