Chapter 10: Getting the Balloons

Disclaimer: Most of what you will see in the beginning of this chapter belongs to me other then Micheal Jackson and stuff like that... The rest belongs to whoever made them up.

Chapter 10
Getting the Balloons

I awoke in the middle of the night, or at least I think it is that time... Well if it is then it gives me enough time to go to the future and get the balloons.

"Hey Keini you awake?" I asked mentally poking her. I was too lazy to actually poke her. It takes too much energy for me to do that right now.

"I don't want to roast any marshmallows mommy." Keini replied in her sleep as I silently laughed at her.

"LOOK OUT IT'S A HOMOSAPIAN." I yelled knowing that would wake her up. And sure enough I felt her eyes open.

"Why do you torment me so?" Keini asked sleepily.

"Because its fun."

"Is not and you know it."

"Are you wanting to come or not?" I asked getting out of the bed.

"What with who for how many coconuts?"

"I'm getting some water balloons to chuck at random people. Are you coming or not?" I questioned again as I put of some breaches and a tunic. Where I'm going the dresses that are worn here would be a bit out there.

"Do I have to?"

" Well you can stay here and live with the fact that I might of been hurt, murdered or any other thing you can think of. You know what their like Keini, remember the first time we went to the zoo?"

"Alright I'm coming!" Keini said quickly.

"I knew you would see it my way."

"It's just going to a quick in and out got it?"

"Yep." I replied as I sat down on the floor. I closed my eyes and held the same palm-to-palm position that I used when Keini came back.

"Turtle." Keini said breaking my concentration. I growled at her and tried again, it didn't take long for me to get time speeding up. At first it went slow, few more people moved into the room I was in, then it went faster until all I could see was the walls falling down into a massive pile of rubble. Then tall buildings were just appearing out of nowhere. I slowed down the speed that things were going because I knew I was close to my destination. Everything went to its normal speed; I opened my eyes to people looking at me oddly. I stood up and walked toward a near by store that sold sunglasses. Taking a dark purple pair of sunglasses I ripped off the price tag and walked to the counter where I placed down a silver coin from Tortall knowing that would be enough.

I walked out of the store smiling, this date in time was the most interesting, or at least I think it is, I'm not to sure why though. I walked past a few stores until one with a sign in the window saying fifty percent off on all water balloons caught my eye. I stepped into the building as an old fifty-year-old man greeted me. Going to the back of the store where the balloons were placed and to my surprise I found out that you could buy some that were already filled with water. (Ok so in real life I don't think you can...) Grabbing a few bundles I headed toward the counter where the old man punched in how much each bundle cost.

"Planin' on throwin' these as someone?" he asked placing the balloons into a plastic bag. I think two hundred balloons should be enough right?

"Yes" I replied in my own language, thank the heavens it came back.

"Twenty-five dollars and sixty-two cents please." The man said in the same language as me as he put up five big brown paper bags that held the water balloons. I sighed and dug into my pocket for another coin, but this time it was a gold one.

"You realize you just gave me a irreplaceable item?" he questioned turning the coin in over in his hand.

"Yes, keep the change." I replied grabbing the bags and walking out the door.

"Miss!" He yelled as I walked off to my original spot.

"Oh my gosh!" A brown hared girl screamed as she put her ugly pink cell phone in her equally ugly pink handbag. "Micheal Jackson got off! He's innocent girls!" She, along with her pink-wearing friends, screamed with delight as the jumped up and down.

"Ok who turned on the sirens?" Keini asked a bit surprised at the volume that they got

"Welcome to the time of cell phones, and screaming lovesick girls who drool over stars who are not cute or special in anyway."

"And you would be the judge of this because?" Keini asked as I sat down in the same spot as before... or at least what I hope to be the same spot.

"Because I just am." I replied closing my eyes and holding the same position, which I have to admit was really hard seeing how I have five huge bags on my arms. Well at least I got to watch an interesting show as everyone stated to go backwards, almost like watching a video as you rewound it back to the beginning. Only difference was mine was way faster, seeing how the buildings just disappeared and in no time at all the ruins to the castle came back and were reforming right in front of me. Slowing everything down I waited till I knew I was in the right day before I stopped it to its normal speed, and direction.

"You couldn't have brought it back just a few more hours?" Keini asked as I stood up.

"No, I had to make sure I didn't run into myself."

"Great make me loose some sleep, your such a bother sometimes you know that."

"What are you doing here Kalleen?" A familiar voice said from behind me as the grabbed my arm. Wait a sec... Kalleen? I was called that in Carthak. Turning around I met my accuser.

"Emperor Kaddar!"