"Know Your Stars: The Total Drama Edition"

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Disclaimer: I do not own the entire Total Drama series or All That. Or the Know Your Stars sketches.

Chapter 11: Cameron

"Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars..." The announcer echoed out frequently as a bubble boy with bottle-like glasses now took the hot seat this time. Cameron felt really prepared.

"I can't believe I'm remembered! This feels so excellent! I'm ready!" Cameron exclaimed as he was feeling a bit hyped up. The announcer then went right on to the facts.

"Cameron... He has born an alien."

"Uh, I'm pretty sure that I wasn't born an alien..." Cameron explained lightly, "You see, aliens need to have a fat round stomach with a zit shaped belly button in the center. And they must have huge foreheads. So therefore, I was born 100% percent human."

"Really? Because I swear I could see you in this Skeptic magazine here." The announcer replied as he held up a magazine of some sorts. The front cover happened to be Cameron's face pasted around an cartoon alien. Cameron looked a little crappy to be exact as he reacted understandably.

"You made me into the alien from American Dad? That cover is fake! He's lazy and fat, unlike me, in which I'm short and skinny! I'm telling you, I'm not an alien!" Cameron complained suggestively.

"Suuuuuuuure. Cameron... Was once caught for indecent exposure."

"What? That was mainly an accident! I was taking a shower and then Scott came and took all my clothes and my towels! I had to cover up with a razor leaf for gosh sakes! Those things hurt my upper legs while I was running for safety! Believe me, those little things scratch your crotch painfully!" Cameron exclaimed both in shock and anger.

"Well, then... you've should've worn underwear. Aliens shouldn't be naked in the first place."

"I am not an alien!" Cameron shouted angrily, "Look, I would be wearing underwear right now if Scott hadn't fed my underwear to Mike in a burrito! But I'm telling you, the whole indecent exposure act was just an accident! Honestly!"

"Cameron... He's from American Dad."

"I am not from American Dad!" Cameron complained once again, "And you still have no proof that I'm an alien, although albeit that it's a very good show, I'm telling you... you photoshopped it, man!"

"Come on... you can't admit that you're from American Dad..." The announcer teased play-fully at Cameron, who wasn't taking it very lightly.

"That's because I have nothing to do with that show! You can't mistake me for Steve either, although we both sport glasses and are smart in our own way." Cameron explained giving out the true facts.

"It's okay..." The announcer said with feigned compassion, "You can be Black Steve!"

"WHAT?" Cameron shouted in shock, "That is so not true! You're just being an ignorant racist now! What is up in your dope-filled mind?"

"Now you know Cameron, a.k.a. Black Alien Steve!" The announcer exclaimed in echo.

"What? They don't know me!" Cameron shot back in complaint form.

"Yes, they do!" The announcer smiled evilly as the camera backed further away from the bubble boy.

"I'm telling you they don't!" Cameron cried out angrily, "Look, you still have no proof that I'm an alien. And even if you did have proof, I'd zap that crappy little head right off! Trust me, when the aliens do come, they'll blast you right off this planet definitely! And trust me, you might have got me down, but I'm gonna keep getting back up! Like Gloria Gaynor said, I will survive! This isn't over!"

Looks like Cameron turned into a consipracy nut at the last moment... LOL

Up next will be the liar known as Staci! Until then, read and review! BAZINGA!