Fletcher woke early he was happy he was still alive and not dead and he was happy Valkyrie was safe and didn't have to go up against a serial killer. He took a deep breath thinking it was going to be a great day. Valkyrie moaned when she felt Fletcher breath.
"Fletcher please tell me you're not awake," said Valkyrie keeping her eyes shut.
"Okay I'm not awake"
She moaned again but it was a happy moan she lifted her head up with a smile on her face she kissed Fletcher then payed back down on his chest "I'm sorry about what happened last night. What did you tell carol and crystal?"
"Skulduggery explained what happened in the car while you were asleep he just said you have another personality that comes out when your badly hurt and that you have no control over it"
"I guess that's a nice way of putting it at least he didn't say that I will destroy the world and everyone in it"
"you know Val you can be very negative at times even when you don't mean to be"
"cine here's a positive thank you for being there for me you are the best boyfriend ever and any girl is lucky to have you"
"what do you know I didn't detect any hint of sarcasm"
She rolled over and kissed him tongue and all he was surprised that she didn't hit him or at least come back with some sarcastic remark about his hair but I think he was more happy about the kiss.
The door opened with her parents standing in the door way " you know Des I can't understand why we let two teens have share a room especially a boy and a girl"
"yeah neither can I must be the worst or best parents in the world"
"I'll go with best parents ever" said Valkyrie looking up at them.
"So what are you two doing today?" asked Valkyrie's mum.
"Oh well Fletcher needs a new out fit for tonight so I'm going to go help him pick something out"
"thank god" said her dad "no offence Fletcher but I really think those jeans have had their day"
"okay I get it no one likes my clothes" said Fletcher with disappointed voice.
"Well" said Valkyrie "I prefer them off"
"okay were leaving come on Des let's go" they left the room closing the door behind them.
"Ha I knew that would work" said Valkyrie lying back down on her pillow.
"hey Val"
"yeah"
"are you over what Tanith said yesterday?"
"Yeah what you said took my mind completely off. I'm glad I'm going to have your child"
"our child. Now we better get up before all the parking is taken"
"hold that thought" said Valkyrie she got up out of bed and walked into the bathroom Fletcher looked at her with curiosity all Over his face until he heard the sound of her throwing up.
... "Hey Val what do you think of this" she looked him up and down then laughed, " what's so funny about it?"
"are you serious you have no idea what's wrong with it you look like a try hard gangster here try this on" she handed him some clothes and he went to the change rooms she was still quietly giggling about what Fletcher was wearing before. Fletcher came out of the change room a bit uncertain about what he was wearing until he heard Valkyrie say "wow" he was wearing a tight white t shirt that showed off his pecks and six-pack, a loose leather jacket with the sleeves going down to the middle of his hand and the bottom of it going past the black baggy jeans ant to top it all off he had on a black pair of converse with a nice pair of shades.
He looked in the mirror and he had to admit Valkyrie made a great choice. They got a second opinion from one of the girls that worked on the shop and all she said was "H.O.T hot" with that being said they payed for their items then walked to food court for lunch and to finish off the day they went to the movies to go see little Fockers they decided if wasn't as good as the first two.
They shared the bathroom for once not caring if the other was naked or not. Valkyrie went in the bedroom to get dressed while Fletcher did his hair. Her mother helped her pick out the outfit.
She finished putting it on just as Fletcher walked into the room still touching his hair he stopped playing with it once he saw Valkyrie in a black sleek dress with black high heals on he looked her up and down "gee wow Val you are so beautiful" he walked up to her holding out his arm she took it and walked out to the kitchen where everyone was waiting. They all stood up in amazement that Fletcher wasn't wearing some form of trash. Carol and crystal just couldn't stop staring at fletcher's pecks and six-pack that was visible be wise the shirt was so tight he noticed this and was happy he trained with Valkyrie. They walked down to the street where they had two taxies waiting but of course Valkyrie didn't want to take a taxi she walked over to the bike and put her helmet on Fletcher did the same he got on first and Valkyrie got on behind him and wrapped her arms around his waist very tightly they sped off their family was still watching them they were frightened as they rounded the first corner by how close their knees got to the ground but they managed to live with it.
Fletcher and Valkyrie arrived and already people were drunk they walked to their table but were pulled away from each other "have fun Fletcher just answer all the questions and try not to get drunk please" said Valkyrie as they were slowly pulled apart.
"But Val"
"have fun" and just like that Fletcher was dissolved into the men while Valkyrie was dissolved into the women people were asking her when she was due and if the sex between the was still alive she had no idea how they knew until her mother holding her brother in her arms. She was trying to hide a look that was saying whoops my bad. Valkyrie just sighed and thought that it was going to be a long night.
By the time all the questions were finished it was time for dinner they all sat at the designated seats. Fletcher looked at the in front of him it had his name on it the under it it had: kid with spiky hair that knocked up Stephanie. he sighed when he saw it. Valkyrie looked at hers under her name said girl who got knocked up by porky pine next to her. She looked over at fletchers then whispered in his ear "don't worry one of my uncles is a comedian he always makes the name tags"
They finished eating their dinner it was a lamb roast when they heard a voice coming from the stage. It was Valkyrie's uncle the comedian one his name was john "ladies and gentle men can I have your attention we are going to add a new tradition tonight can we have up on the stage the single and or engaged men from the Edgly family up on the stage to my left and the boys who are dating or marrying a member of the Edgly family on the. Stage to my right. Okay tonight were going to have a competition of the strongest new male into the family Edgily's vs. new boys the game is tug a war all right can we have bob and Shannon to the floor Shannon is for team Edgly" they picked up the rope waited for the whistle to get blown and started tugging it was over quickly with point to team Edgly they went through all the new boys only Fletcher was left he had to go up against Shannon they took hold of the rope and started pulling Fletcher gave a mighty tug and Shannon fell to the floor everyone gave a little clap he went through the next three until there was only one left. John called Fletcher to chat to everyone from the stage "so what's your name kid?"
"ah... My name is Fletcher Renn but you might know me as the kid with spiky hair who knocked up Stephanie" everyone laughed
"okay you got me there everyone check out this kids pecks wow do you work out?"
"Yeah I do a bit of boxing and martial arts"
"gee wow no wonder why Stephanie settled for you well it's good you know how to fight because the next game is boxing here are your gloves and mouth guard don't worry I washed it and here's some head gear don't worry everyone the gloves have extra padding boys play nicely one round it goes for three minutes the one who hits the other bloke the most by the end of the match wins the bell went for them to go Fletcher gave a Mighty punch and the guy was knocked out.
His girl friend spoke up saying "don't wordy he was drunk to begin with"
Fletcher went back to the table and took and took his seat next to Valkyrie she gave him a kiss on the check the night was long and unenjoyable for both Fletcher and Valkyrie it was twelve o'clock when they finally got alone and even then Fletcher was nearly drunk.
It was one in the morning when they decided to go home.
"Hey mum" said Valkyrie "is it alright if Fletcher goes in the cab with you guys he's a little drunk and it would be dangerous if he went on the bike so can you take him"
"I'd love to but the cab is full" said Valkyrie's mum.
"What if I take someone on the bike?"
"Oh I'll go" said carol raising her hand
Beryl and Fergus argued with each other it took them figs minutes to come to terms with letting her ride a motor bike all she had to do is wear some leather.
Valkyrie passed her leather out fit. She was lucky it managed to fit her. Valkyrie got on the bike with carol right behind her. She put her hands on Valkyrie's shoulders but as soon as the bike took off carol put her arms around Valkyrie's waist scared out of her mind her parents watched in fear as Valkyrie took a sharp corner her knee nearly scraping the corner.
They arrived at the hotel around the same time Valkyrie got off the bike taking her helmet off she looked at carol who was still sitting on the bike shaking with fear. She slowly got off the bike then took off her helmet her rave had a big smile on it.
"Oh my god that was so much fun you have to do that again" carol couldn't stop smiling Valkyrie walked over to the taxi to help Fletcher out of the car he was about to pass out so she quickly got him into the elevator so they could get to their room.
Once inside of their room Fletcher walked over to the couch and passed out.
"Meh" said Valkyrie and walked into her room to go to bed.
