Disclaimer:

Reality: wakes Taylor up in morning. Good Morning. Just thought I would give you a wonderful start to this day. I'm going to let you know that you don't own Twilight.

Me: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I HATE YOU SO MUCH. YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE! I KNOW I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT!

Mom: From afar. Go to your happy place Taylor. It will make it better!

Me: Goosefraba... goosefraba calms down and becomes dreamy eyed.

Reality: Maybe I did too much damage to this kid. Inches away

Chapter Ten

Girl's Night!

"I don't expect you to eat all of it. I just wanted to give you a big selection," Alice giggled, "And the marshmallows are for a fight."

I shook my head, laughing.

"A fight? I'm scared. I'll probably end up getting hurt even if they are marshmallows!"

Alice shrieked in laughter, and as if to prove my point, she grabbed a marshmallow and hurled it and my head. It hurt.

"Ow! I'm going to have a bruise now," I said, my voice faking seriousness.

"Oh no. Edward is going to kill me. Are you all right, Bella?" Her joyful continence turned worried.

"Gotcha!" I yelled cracking up. I knew she would be worried about hurting me.

"Hey! That is an unfair weakness to use on me!" Alice complained.

"You're saying I'm unfair?! You have the vampire advantage. I should be able to use any weakness I find."

I surveyed her room more closely. It was hard to describe. It felt sunny and happy, but in a dark way. The walls were also difficult to explain. They were a bright, dark blue. There was a bed on the far wall. It was extremely cool because it could be pushed up into the wall when it didn't need to be used. When it was pushed up, the wall that covered it was a celestial tiled picture. The bed was pushed up at the moment, and I studied the picture for a few minutes. It seemed to explain something I couldn't understand. It went deeper than most fun, childish, celestial decorations.

I was facing a huge entertainment center. On the top was a huge stereo system and speakers were placed on each side of the center. A television was placed in the center, and on each side of it were cabinets. The one on the left had a glass door, so you could see inside of it. It was separated into two sections. On the top, I could see roses, but they weren't ordinary roses. They were the same color blue as the walls. They seemed to be covered in dew, even though they were placed inside.

"Alice! Look at those flowers! Are they real?" I asked incredulously.

"Of course they are real," Alice replied a matter-of-factly.

"How?"

"They are special. Esme grows them," was all she responded. I could tell they were some how connected to vampires. They were unbelievably beautiful.

Her whole room mystified me. I didn't have enough time to survey the rest of it, because Alice started talking.

"I don't even remember what it is like to be human. Are you always warm inside?" she asked me. She didn't seem upset, but she wasn't peppy and smiling.

"Well, yeah kinda. You still feel cold, though. I don't really know, because I haven't experienced anything else."

Alice then grabbed my hand and held it to her face, taking in the warmth. Her sudden movement startled me, but she looked content, so I kept my mouth shut.

"So, what do you think about Jessica?" she questioned. My hand was still on her face and her eyes were still closed. I was still a little startled, so my response was hesitant.

"She's... okay. I mean, she was the first one that was nice to me in the school. She is too... I don't know. She seems like a regular teenaged girl. Nothing special," I liked Jessica in most ways, but sometimes, she bothered me.

"Oh. I see."

"Why, are you worried that I like her better?" I teased.

"I would hope not! My, my, that would be a disgrace." I giggled at that. She then let my hand drop and she opened her eyes.

"It must be hard for normal human girls," Alice stated.

"What must be hard?" I asked, confused.

"The whole dating thing and the guys."

"Oh... I guess. It does get complicated..." I started to explain, but Alice cut me off.

"No! I don't mean like that. I mean because the boys are so... ordinary looking!" We both burst out in hysterics. She was right. Compared to these gorgeous vampires, everything must be ugly.

But, I had to admit, the boys at Forks High School were nothing special. The ones that weren't ugly were just, normal looking. Cute. Not unbelievably beautiful. With the exception of Edward and the Cullens.

I could not believe how normal Alice was talking. If someone were listening in, it would sound like two teenaged girls talking about school, with a few exceptions. She began to squawk about the okay looking guys at the school and the totally weird ones. I laughed and joked along with her. It was fun to act normal for a little while.

Alice criticized almost everybody in our school. It was strange to see how she knew almost everything about everybody. I guessed it was to be expected. She knew everything the teachers taught, and her senses were enhanced.

After a while of gossiping, you could call it, Alice asked me a question I dreaded talking about.

"So... have you ever thought about having sex with Edward?" A mischievous smile crept onto her face.

I felt the blood rush to my cheeks. I had never really straight out thought about it, but I was only human, and I couldn't deny my hormones completely.

"Alice!" I exclaimed. "What kind of question is THAT?!"

She giggled. "I'm just asking. Have you ever had sex before?"

Every time I heard her say sex so calmly, it unnerved me. I wasn't comfortable talking about it, and she obviously didn't have a problem.

"No, Alice! I haven't even ever had a boyfriend before Edward. He was my first kiss, too."

"You're missin out!" she yelled. I blushed a deeper red.

"I'm guessing you and Jasper..." I couldn't finish the sentence.

"Hell yeah." She suddenly traveled to a memory, clearly about what we were talking about. Her grin grew greater and she hugged her chest.

"ALICE!" I screamed. I couldn't believe we were having this conversation, let alone the fact that she was thinking about her and Jasper.

"Sorry, sorry. Do you think you and Edward will?" She was serious.

"You know we can't. He would, like, loose his nerve and forget his strength or something. And what about..." My voice trailed off.

"I guess you'll find out everything about that later, when he plans to sex you up!" she shrieked in laughter.

"ALICE CULLEN!!!!!!" I could not understand why she was doing this to me.

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding. But there is probably a whole lot of information about what you guys can do or whatever. I'm sure Carlisle knows all about it. Maybe he'll just wait until he changes you."

"If he ever does. I don't understand why he won't change me. We could live together forever and I want nothing more than that." My voice saddened.

"Don't worry. He'll get to it. Trust me." Smart people would never bet against Alice.

She let the silence between us grow, which gave me some time to think. I grabbed a bowl of cool ranch Doritos and started munching on them. I thought about Edward and why he was denying me.

Alice was so quiet; I didn't hear her get up. I only realized she had left when she was sitting back down with many bags of makeup and hair products.

"NO! I refuse to let you use me as a guinea pig," I stated forcefully.

"Shh. Don't complain. I need my fun."

"Go have your fun with Jasper. Dress him up." Her eyes got a faraway look as if she was imagining how much fun that would be.

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, ALICE!" came Jasper's voice echoing down the hallway. He had heard me suggest that to her. Alice smiled mischievously, yet again.

"Listen, it will be fun. You can't say that you don't enjoy looking beautiful."

"Yes I can! I can! I like the way I am right here, right now," I was not going to give in.

"Bella... I don't even remember my human life... I never got the chance to experience this." She lowered her eyes and her mood became very morose.

"Fine," I groaned, "But, only because I love you so much."

As she primped and polished, I did everything in my power to make the task difficult for her. When she wanted me to close my eyes, I would hold them open as tightly as I could. When she went to apply the lip-gloss, I shoved a mouthful of snacks in my trap and chewed very slowly. I was mostly teasing her, but I was reluctant to have this done. Alice treated this like a game. What I was doing were just challenges for her, and they made the game all that much more fun.

After much pulling and patting and applying, my hair and makeup was complete. Alice then glided to her closet, and pulled out a dark blue skintight dress. It was short, but it grew longer on the other side and came together in a point. (Sorry if that is hard to picture... it's hard to explain. I'll see if I can get a picture of something like it.) It had a halter-top, so the back was open. It was a V-neck, and at the point where the V ended, there was a cluster of diamonds. They looked real.

She stuffed me into it, but left me barefoot. As she shoved me in front of the mirror, I took in my appearance. I was beautiful, no doubt, but I felt uncomfortable.

"You look ADORABLE!" Alice squealed.

"Thanks, Alice. It's very pretty."

Then, Alice whipped out a camera. I barley had time to react. She flashed a picture and turned it around to show me. Somehow, she caught me in a perfect moment. I wasn't smiling, but my features were perfect. I looked like a model. Before I could comment, Alice declared that it was time to take everything off.

"ALICE! I just got all this on." I was flabbergasted. Not that I wanted to keep it on, but her doing this seemed to be a complete waste.

"Hush. I'm sure you want to take it off."

Another forty-five minutes flew by, and she got everything off. Somehow, there was no trace of makeup on my face anywhere. She had straightened my hair, so we just left that be. As I was fixing my shirt, someone slammed open the door waltzed in. It was Rosalie.

"Edward says he has to take Isabella home." She said this as if I wasn't standing right next to Alice.

"Why didn't he come up here himself?" Alice asked politely.

"He smelled all the makeup and perfume and he didn't want to get involved. He sent me to inform her." After she said this, she stormed out.

"Well, this was fun," I laughed.

"Definitely. We need to do it more often."

"NOT the makeover part," I demanded. She just giggled and pushed me out the door.

A/N: Okay. I fixed everything. It should make more sense now. YAY. Alice is crazy.