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Deadly Drinking Pirate

The Town that Parties with Pirates

Previously on Deadly Drunken Pirate,

After a couple of hours,

"There!" Luffy said with fresh paint on his cheeks and arms but mostly on an apron covering his shirt and shorts. And he ignored it to look up to his masterpiece. Luffy had spent a good hour making sure that it was just the way he wanted; the jolly roger of his crew on Laboon's scared forehead. "It is finished! The mark that will prove that we vowed to fight again someday!"

Laboon loved the mark because the feeling of paint was surprisingly reliving compared to feelings his skin being tore and pierced by the rocks making up the Red Line. "Now you will have to promise me to no longer bashing into the Red Line, so that mark won't even have a scratch when we return from our journey in the Grand Line! I know you will keep that promise Laboon!"

Crying out again, Luffy laughed along while Crocus watched on how a young man had done what the lighthouse keeper tried to do for fifty years in a single day. He was ready surprised to see Luffy actually attack Laboon who then showed enough strength to wound Luffy and toss him around the shore. Then Luffy called it a tie right in the center of it all.

Luffy said that he had now made Laboon his rival and said that they will have another battle in the near future. The thought of having someone that will make Laboon not feel so lonely anymore and give him something to look forward to, such as a rematch.

Then they heard a scream,

"Nami?" Luffy asked after using a spare cloth to wash off the fresh paint while discarding the apron. He walked over to his girl and his navigator to see that she was staring at her compass that won't settle on any direction.

"What is the problem Miss Nami!?" Sanji then appeared with plates full of prepared fish with all the servings for an army and with plenty left for the general. "If you are hungry then help yourself?"

"Sanji shut up." Luffy said, not out of jealously but seriousness. "You can keep the food because it is not going to make Nami's job as navigator any easier." Luffy said while pushing all the plates further across from Nami on the table. "Now about that compass…" Luffy reached into one of his pockets, "…And since we are going to relay on you a lot more here than possible in the East Blue, an early birthday present."

Nami tilted her head in a cute way and accepted a gift box that Luffy handled to her. Opening it, Nami squealed to see a bracelet that had the patterns of tangerines and pinwheels; two simple things that made up a big portion of her life! "Thank you Luffy!" Nami said before she hugged and kissed him, "I love it!" Sanji was suddenly in the dumps for seeing his 'crush' kiss his captain instead of him. "But how is this going to help my problem?"

"Because there is more to this gift. Have a look." Nami did take a good look and saw a string at the 'bottom' of the box. Pulling it revealed that it was a false bottom and it hide some kind of accessory that Nami never seen before. Taking it out of the box, Nami showed it to be a simple wristband that had this sphere on it; inside was a compass need that was suspended from the top by a small rod. "That is my gift for you Nami for when we enter the Grand Line. Otherwise it would have been a useless accessory."

"Okay but what is it?" Nami asked and Luffy motioned Crocus to answer. The lighthouse keeper explained it to be a Log Pose, a navigational instrument for the Grand Line. Since each island in the Grand Line had its own magnetic field, normal compasses as useless. But a Log Pose can pick up the magnetic field of the nearest island and point to its direction. And the navigator must obey the direction of the Log Pose while in the Grand Line because its sense of direction is absolute and there is no other method to use in the World's Greatest Ocean.

"Thanks but what about them?" Gin said while helping himself to the some of the food, not to let it go to waste or Sanji will kick his head off. He pointed to Mr. 9 and Miss Wednesday that were newly bounded and somehow burned.

"We will have to take out the trash to be thrown away. This could help us find a starting place after here Gin." Luffy said. "So we will follow their instructions to this Whiskey Peak and figure out how much time we need to spend there, to find the next island. Understand?"

"Aye-aye!" The crew shouted and looked into the horizon that was the Grand Line while Laboon and Crocus waved their farewells, wishing them the best of luck. Because luck could be one's savior or one's doom here in the Grand Line. But then again, Luck is as unpredictable as the very ocean.

"Hey Usopp!" The sniper looked away from what he was doing. Once the Straw Hats left the lagoon at Reverse Mountain, it started to snow and get cold in the meanwhile. "Why aren't you helping us get this snow off the ship. We don't want to sink with this excess weight!"

Luffy shouted while fully dressed in a sweater but still wore his sandals while helping Sanji shovel the snow off the deck. "Yeah! It isn't like we got the only shovels around here!" The cook then tried to back up Luffy's idea, only to lose all his words at the sight of Usopp's creation! A snow model of Kaya!

"Behold guys, a masterpiece. The Snow Queen!" Usopp then tried to show off before his 'masterpiece' was then cut to pieces and lose all their shape. "What are you~!?" Usopp tried to yell at Luffy but saw that the captain was glaring.

"Are you trying to insult your girl on accident or something? You got her height 1.3 inches too tall! Her waist looks twice as wide! And she is still growing but is not that much of tomboy with that flat of a chest!" Luffy shouted. "Are you saying something badly about our doctor in training?"

Usopp and Sanji were about to retort, trying to say the sculpture was still as good as before when Kaya came out while holding the door in her hand. "I saw it Usopp and Luffy is right, you need work. And I was going to make you some treats for you too!" Then Kaya stormed back into the cabin.

"Thank you Kaya. Now get back to work Sanji! Let's go!" Luffy then got back to shoveling without a care of what just happened and the poor blonde cook felt ashamed that his easily infatuation with an insulting sculpture had lost him some points with Kaya. Too bad that he wasn't even closer to her than back in the Baratie.

Back inside the cabin, Nami was wearing just the right amount of winter clothing so she was at least comfortable. Ships are not like houses where there is interior heating. There was just no such room, even on the King's Gourd. She then sighed dreamily.

'That's right Luffy. That's my man. So possessive and ready to take me by storm tonight like I said before Reverse Mountain. I can't wait for Luffy to use me with passion!" Nami didn't realize that she was blushing all the while of her daydreaming.

"Hey!" That moment was interrupted and spoiled when the 'guests' aboard started to yell. "We are freezing to death on this giant tub!" Mr. Nine shouted.

"Do something about the heat already!" Miss Wednesday added on and the two only got Nami's fury and impatience.

"If you have energy to complain then get some work to be done!" Nami shouted. "We are not a passenger ship, we're pirates following captain's orders!"

"That's right Nami." The navigator saw that Luffy came in with his shovel on his shoulder. "I finally got Gin and Alvida to get to shoving so we should be good. But there was just this iceberg Nami. Didn't we already pass it?"

Nami hurried to look outside to see an iceberg that had a stake on top like a tower so it was easy to pick it out of a lake filled with icebergs. "Arrgh!" Nami just had to look at her Log Pose, to see it point behind the ship! "Turn it around! We are going the wrong way!"

"Got it and don't make this happen again." Luffy said before getting the rudder to go into a complete 360 and yet the wind still blew in their favor. Then chaos came;

"Heavy storm dead ahead!"

"What out for that giant wave to the port side!"

"Not that is hail to that side!"

"Check out the dolphins. The ones can sink us!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SEA!?" Nami shouted as she nearly suffered a mental breakdown. And when the ship finally left all that chaos behind, Zoro finally got up from his nap; to see everyone exhausted on the deck from all that adrenaline rush.

"This is no time to be lying around. Don't you have work to do then be lazy?" He asked, not even noticing that the crew did not tolerate that complaint one bit.

"Zoro, if you are going to talk like that then we use you like bait. We are out of fish meat again." Luffy said from behind his swordsman. "So where were you when we needed all the man power to get out of that storm? At the base of the mast, snoozing the hours away."

Zoro might be intimidating but he has seen how far apart he was to his captain. "Luffy I…"

"I don't want to hear it Zoro. Now get the training equipment, it is now five thousand reps before you are done with your punishment." Luffy said and Zoro looked a little pale. He did it anyways, grumbling on how he will never 'do something like this ever again'.

"Thanks Luffy."

"No prob." Luffy answered to his crewmates, smiling for real this time at their beloved and thoughtful captain. They secretly loved to see Zoro get burned in the end when he usually strikes a nerve. "Now since Sanji is beat, we can't have anything fancy for dinner. At least I can make something with the last fish and rice left in our storage."

"We're coming." The crew dragged their feet along the deck to get something in their empty stomachs, leaving Zoro out of it for his disrespect and their intolerance for him anyways; Zoro just stayed outside to undergo his punishment and hopefully catch some fish. And after the meal that was smoked salmon with rice balls, the crew went to bed that night. They hoped that Whiskey Peak could help fill up their food supplies and with a lot more diversity than fish and rice.

If only they knew that Whiskey Peak is going to surprise them and surprises on the Grand Line can prove to be deadly and dangerous. All this is because of a giant turtle that had a young looking woman resting and using a Den Mushi to call an unnamed receiver. "The Straw Hats and the traitorous agents are heading to Whisky Peak. You two know what to do and I sent in another pair so they can eliminate any chance of failure. Make sure the bounties of the Straw Hats goes all around."

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"Hey! What is with all this fog!?" Nami shouted in frustration as the ship moved around blindly. But they were still going into the direction the Log Pose is saying; this time, they didn't need to back track again.

"Fog is always here in Whisky Peak. Just be patient and go straight. There are no cannels that make turns here." Mr. Nine said as he and his partner were outside the cabin this time. After all, the crazy chaos weather was left far behind.

"Ssh. Nami, I heard people cheering. I even feel their presence. And they don't feel fear." Luffy then said, using his Haki to scan the area. And once the fog was cleared and buildings were seen throughout the island, there were cheers. Cheers for the pirates coming to their town!

The Straw Hats were confused by how a town could actually be happy to see pirates and even beg them to come to their town. "Please! Don't *ahem!* Ma-ma!" Then there was the 'host' of the crowds coming before he cleared his throat in a dramatic way. "Don't be so shocked! We are the only town in the entire Grand Line that loves pirates! My name is Igaram!"

Igaram is a tall man with a small red nose and has blonde hair in a style that resembles a powdered wig. He dressed like a gentleman. Igaram seems to have the number 8 at the tips of his collar. The curls in his hair also look similar to the number 8.

Luffy didn't like this. He sensed no fear through his Haki but also something of a ruse. Something of a man plotting something devious and deadly behind his fake smile. But when his crew wanted to drown in the party-begging crowds, he had to pretend to be excited about it too; but not before whispering something to Nami who giggled and went along with the ruse too.

That party was something to be remembered as the townspeople drank, fed and partied until each one of the Straw Hats dropped in exhaustion and being full. Luffy was part of a drinking contest with Nami and Zoro while Usopp had an 'audience' with his wild stories. Alvida was doing an arm wrestling contest she was winning by a landslide. Gin was doing a staring contest and was also winning. And Sanji was trapped by all the women in the village; married and not.

Zoro decided to forfeit the contest, right after only half his limit; he said that he needed some sleep. And since Luffy is immune to getting drunk, he kept on drinking until he was the only challenger Nami hadn't defeated; there was even that large woman dressed like a nun but she failed as well. But Nami then fell into defeat but Luffy soon joined her so the contest ended in a draw.

And when the lights went out and the night turned quiet, a certain someone chuckled and got onto his feet. It was Luffy and his bloated stomach had deflated in an instant. "Think that they could stuff me until I fall asleep? Wait until they see more of what I can do!" Luffy then dusted his clothes, noticed that Zoro was already gone and also that the rest of his crew were helpless.

But instead of marching out the door, he instead went to Nami who was slightly snoring with a blush on her cheeks from drinking so much. Luffy gently lifted her and taken Nami out of the room and outside, on top one of the buildings. "But there is this that I will prefer no one but use see. Not just yet."

Then Luffy placed his fingers on Nami's cheeks before slowing drifting down her neck, her stomach and reached down between her legs. All the while, Nami groaned in delight. Then she gently woke up to Luffy sticking in one of her private parts. But Nami didn't scream and instead kissed Luffy on the lips like a woman in the heat.

"Ah. Is this my reward?" Nami asked. "I bet you heard me move about. I moved all the money to the ship and stole all the supplies in every house under an hour before coming back. I did good right?" Nami said before Luffy touched a certain spot between her breasts which caused her to gasp in pleasure; that was her answer and her reward.

"You know Luffy?" She whispered. "I was able to drink up to forty cups and won all the money in the town. Thank you but I don't like you cheating for me to win. I rather you do that to win me." Nami then kissed Luffy again, and her boyfriend kissed her back. "Oh! I bet you couldn't help yourself. What a naughty boy~!"

"You know me. I am a man, we can't help it." Luffy said and then snaked his other hand but under Nami's shirt, on one of the mounds on her chest. And Nami groaned again before taking Luffy's hand to keep it up. "You have been a good girl, these are much more soft and full."

"W-well…" Nami tried to say with all the pleasure doing through her system. "I…I did say back in Loguetown…" Nami then was kissed possessively but she didn't mind.

"Shut up. Save your breath for the moans." Luffy then said with an edge in his voice that Nami found sexy. Then her body exploded with pleasure when she felt the spots activating something; Luffy was feeling her to place some kind of time bombs of pleasures.

"Ahh…AHH!" Nami then couldn't keep it in and yelped when Luffy gently squeezed one of his boobs. She then looked around to see if someone had heard it and will attack the couple during their passionate time. But while there was this man running up the ladder and looked up, he barely changed his expression.

"Huh? Go on." He spoke like a robot before running off. Nami could have sworn that man was wondering why he was running before sprinting off anyways.

"Luffy, mmh, you're a genius!" Nami told her boyfriend. The captain of the Straw Hats had made an invisible area in which every living thing will act no different to him making out shameless with his girl and will just move on. Of course, they had to lose any memory of what they saw once they left the area of influence.

"I will show you my 'genius' Nami. Can you take it?" Luffy spoke in a teasing tone that left Nami inventing a new definition of blushing mad when she saw her boyfriend gently dragged her hand to between his own legs. She didn't say a word as she felt something big, thick and long awakening to her touch. "Take it. It belongs to you as it is to me."

"Yes Luffy." Nami spoke with pure lust as she undressed Luffy who was doing the same to her. Good thing they made sure no one will peep on them. Of course, once they released what they had spent hours keeping in, they still have some more to take care off.

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'Damnit. I know that Luffy isn't that dumb like Usopp and Ero-cook to fall for such a stupid party. I wonder if Alvida and Gin saw through it too.' Zoro said as he breathing raggedly with sweat covering him from head to toe. 'So why haven't they came yet? At least that Miss Monday was a good opponent, unlike that Igaram pushover.'

Miss Monday is a tall, muscular woman with dark skin and pink hair pulled into short twin-tails. She wears a short dress with a magenta and white diamond pattern, and three green flowers. A distinctive feature of hers is her soft high-pitched voice more commonly associated with small, frail girls (which helps when it comes to disguising, as seen when she posed as a nun without her true size and strength being noticed).

And now Zoro was exhausted and surrounded by the rest of the bounty hunters that features both Mr. Nine and Miss Wednesday, pushovers as well, and some ridiculous like Mr. Beans and his partner Miss Catherina. She was an average woman, dressed in a religious habit. She wears a black long dress with long sleeves, and a veil that covers her hair. She was also seen with a cross that doubled as a poison container. And Mr. Beans was just a midget dressed like a kid to lower Zoro's guard down; too bad it didn't work.

'Now I really need backup…' Zoro was going to complain about this until everyone heard something in the distance. It was like someone was screaming at the top of their lungs. But not in the way of getting attacked, more like a woman moaning in sexual delight. That was why Zoro was blushing and the bounty hunters were too once they were all knocked out, left to foam at the mouth.

"Sorry about that Zoro, we got carried away." Zoro sighed while re-sheathing his swords and finally relaxing his stance. He had a good feeling of what happened when he saw Luffy flustered like Nami only the navigator looked like she was sore at the base of her legs.

"I figured and you better have something for this little…" Zoro halted his speech when Luffy smirked and revealed one of the bottles left unopened during the party. Fighting over half a hundred bounty hunters had gotten Zoro thirsty and ready for a drink once again. And soon the trio were on top one of the houses with Zoro drinking that bottle by the cup that Luffy had savaged from the party house.

"Seriously Luffy. If you could knock them out, even during your release…" Zoro dragged out to see Luffy and Nami blush but nod, "Then why did you leave me to fight them. I don't have that power and I just started my Haki."

"Because while you did do the punishment exercise, you didn't get us any fish until the next town." Luffy said simply and Zoro felt like his head was knocked loose of his neck; the swordsman should have known better. "Besides, you got a good workout if these were real bounty hunters." Zoro knew that tone of voice. "The fact that they fainted so easily, you will have to bargain with us if we don't want to tell this to Sanji."

"Yeah~!" The girl chirped. "I can't wait to tell Sanji-kun about how you were sent ragged by a bunch of weaklings that called themselves bounty hunters~!" Zoro groaned, thinking of the extra hard training from Luffy or the money he will have to pay Nami.

"Whatever." Zoro then drank the wine from his barrel cup, the only thing that was good tasting in his mouth. "So why do you want to get stronger if you already this far ahead, even to most Grand Line pirates. You even managed to injury Hawkeye."

"I still couldn't win Zoro." Luffy said in a modest tone. "And to answer that question, let's say that another Warlord that is named Doflamingo is around the same level as Mihawk." Luffy then said, "Then there is another Pirate that is one of the Yonko named Whitebeard. He can face against pirates as powerful as Mihawk and Doflamingo easily. He is at the same level as my grandpa, the Fleet Admiral and the other Yonko members."

Now Zoro and Nami were shocked and shaking on reflex. They all saw what Mihawk is capable of and now Luffy said that there are still pirates that are strong enough to win easily against the Greatest Swordsman in the World!? "That is why I need to get stronger. Because this world just has this crazy food chain of who is strong and who is stronger. Only the strongest can become the Pirate King."

"Got it Luffy/Luffy-kun." Both Zoro and Nami said. They just will take their captain's word, he is the worst there is to lying they know. But while Luffy and enjoying a good bottle of wine with his swordsman and his girlfriend, with whom he just got much 'closer' to, a certain pair were on the ground in ropes. In fact, there was a second pair in ropes too.

"I can't believe that the pirates just knocked us out and then tied us in these ropes. It is like they are giving the much better treatment than the rest of the guys." Mr. Nine said as he, Miss Wednesday, Igaram/Mr. Eight and Miss Monday were all in ropes for sure.

"Not to worry. I got in more enforcements and they should come right about…" Igaram said as a third pair emerged but were freed from ropes and battle wounds. "Now." He smiled before turning to his audience who were in awe; like they never saw them before. "I present…

"Mr. Five!"

Mr. Five is a tall, dark-skinned man with black hair in short spiky dreadlocks. He wears a brown trench coat with a pink cravat and a pair of sunglasses, regardless of the time of day. Like the other officers, his number is shown both on his clothing and his body. He has a "5" on his coat; this number is also tattooed on his right shoulder.

"And Miss Valentine!"

Miss Valentine is a woman with short blond hair and dark eyes. She wears a yellow and orange hat, as well as a yellow dress with a lemon-like pattern, lemon earrings, and white high-heeled shoes.

"They will surely kill these pirates and spare us! Right?" Igaram then turned to the newcomers with a smile of hope for a 'yes'.

"As if." But instead, Mr. Five and Miss Valentine both said and turned a little deadly for the comfort of the defeated assassins in ropes.

End of Chapter 11.

*Hey everyone! I thought I will try something daring and include some hotness but no direct description of sex since this is still a T-rated fic and I have no plans to change it yet. Please let me know what you think and enjoy this chapter!*