"There she is up ahead!" Shouts the head of the ninja squad coming our away. I smirk and bite down on my lip as I wait for the perfect moment to strike.
"Aaaah!" I yell and throw the boomerang across the field, cutting up all the running ninja. The boomerang swings back into my hand as it drips blood onto the ground.
"Good job Nay-chan!" Tobi shouts. I look over at him and glare at him. It's been two and a half years since I joined the Akatsuki now. Tobi is a recent member (well not officially) and is one of Zetsu's subordinates as well. Though I kind of am tossed around and have gone on missions with Kisame and Deidara and Sasori. Zetsu and I actually get along now, surprisingly. Though there are times when he sneaks up on me, giving me a mini heart attack. We barely talk; we just merely do our business. Tobi has made things even more stressful around here. What with all the Jinchuuriki that have been captured after Pein had put the plan into action to capture all the nine tailed beasts. I helped Kisame capture the five tailed which has gained me some respect around the base. And it helps that I'm 16 now, older and wiser.
"Tobi I told you to wait over there," I sigh and point to the tree. "That's your corner."
"I know….Tobi got tired of waiting," He pouts and crosses his arms.
"It's only been five minutes…" I add aggravated. He gives me a thumbs up and then Zetsu appears asking if we are done now. I look over at the fallen ninja and smirk telling him it looks pretty done to me. Kunai knives fly towards us and I throw my boomerang to deflect them. I restricted my chakra so I can fuse it in with my weapon and have learned jutsus to go along with it. All thanks to Kisame of course. I throw it again violently making the ninja smack into a tree and breaking all his ribs. He falls down unconscious.
"Nayumei, bring Tobi back to the base and let me finish here," Zetsu orders. I nod and grab Tobi by the arm.
"Let's go Tobi…." I pull and he follows stubbornly.
"Bye bye Zetsu-kun!" He shouts and I pull harder. Suddenly the sounds of Zetsu finishing off those men fill the air and Tobi covers his ears.
"Let's hurry home Tobi," I add and he follows willingly.
~::.::.::.::.:: A few minutes later ::.::.::.::.::~
"Kay I'm not watching him no more," I think to myself walking into the base. Tobi runs off mumbling something to himself and I walk into the living room and only see Kakuzu.
"Where's….?" I start to say and someone's hands cover my eyes, and also breathes down my neck.
"Looking for me, yeah?" I hear Dei's voice in my ear that sends a shiver down my spine and makes my stomach get into knots. I push him back and glare at him. He smiles wide and walks by into the living room. He gets annoyed when Tobi is around well I mean who doesn't except Kisame, but then again sometimes Tobi is ok. After all he does make things exciting around here since it's so gloomy.
"If you need me I'll be making myself a sandwich," I mumble and turn around and my face lands into Hidan's bare chest. I gasp and take a step back eyeing him. Yeah he's been looking at me weird ever since I matured both emotionally and physically.
"Oh it's you…" I add and try and walk by and he puts on that nasty evil grin of his.
"Dei you're not going to follow after your bitch?" Hidan adds and Dei tells him to shut up and that line is getting old. I grin at this and continue on my way to the kitchen.
"AAAH!" Tobi screams as I walk into the kitchen and he drops his plate of butter onto the floor.
"Oh sorry Tobi did I scare you?" I gasp stepping back past the threshold. He nods slowly and I slowly take a step back bumping into a figure. My heart skips a beat and I spin around face to face with Deidara.
"So the pip squeak was the one that screamed?" He says calmly and I just stare at his face.
"Yeah…" I stutter.
"Tobi no like Dei-chan!" Tobi yells and Dei walks past me towards Tobi.
"Silence, un!" He shouts and starts calling Tobi names. Tobi's blood begins to boil and he starts to be more serious yelling back at Deidara. I start laughing at Tobi's outbursts and he gets angry mumbling something about revenge. I roll my eyes and walk to my room, leaving them behind to continue bickering. I look down at my fingers still bear with no membership ring. I walk by Itachi in the hall and avoid eye contact. It's awkward around him since he's so silent. He does watch me at times and I don't know why. I finally enter my room to begin my doodling and close the door behind me.
~::.::.::.::.:: A few minutes later ::.::.::.::.::~
"Nay-chan! Dinner time!" Tobi screams from the other side of the door while banging. I throw my book at the door and tell him I'll be there in a minute.
"No come nooooow!" Tobi screams and then it goes quiet in the hallway.
"I'll be there in a minute Tobi," I repeat again and then walk to the door and see no one else in the hallway. "That's strange...He headed off so suddenly…" I mumble and begin to make way towards the kitchen to find all the other members already sitting at the table with my seat available next to Hidan and across Deidara. I make wake and see Tobi sitting next to Kisame which is near Dei.
"Alright now that everyone is here let's eat shall we?" Pein adds.
"Why the fuck are we eating together!" Hidan snaps. He is right this is the first time that EVERYONE is at the table together at the same time. It's something we have never done before. Usually some people eat together while the rest eat in their rooms.
"Because we are trying something new," Pein adds blankly.
The table gets silent and Pein and Konan start to eat. Kisame gives into the temptation as well as Kakuzu and even Itachi. Soon everyone at the table is stuffing their faces. I take a spoon full of soup and look around. What a sad "family" dinner. No one is even looking at each other. I'm sure someone is going to get up any minute and ruin it. I look around and notice a few glares and glances amoung them and can't help but want to burst out laughing to break the awkward silence.
"Tobi's tummy hurts," Tobi mumbles and Zetsu looks at him. The table goes quiet again as Tobi starts to wiggle in his chair. "Owww…." He moans quietly almost in a whisper and no one even looks at him. I take a bite of my chicken and just notice Zetsu hasn't even touched his food.
*Someone in the room farts long and loud*
I drop my fork and Tobi lets out a sigh of relieve and starts to eat again. I push my plate to the center. "Tobi feel better…" He says really quiet.
"God damn it Tobi!" Deidara shouts and pushes his plate to the center as well.
"What the fuck is that smell?" Hidan yells and I cover my nose. Pein makes a frustrated sigh and Konan steps away from the table. Kisame bursts out laughing and the Kakuzu joins him. Tobi starts to whine to Zetsu and he ignores him. Deidara and Hidan start to laugh hysterically as well and before I know it I burst out as well.
"What a dipshit," Hidan says between his laughs. Tobi's rage starts to build up as he sits in the corner silently. I stop laughing noticing this and just stare at him as Dei calls him a stinky idiot. And they continue exchanging different names to call Tobi. Pein leans on the table with a depressed look as the rest of the members continue to laugh at poor Tobi's accident.
"Dei….I think that's enough," I say quietly. He makes eye contact and listens and then Hidan starts laughing even harder saying he's whipped. I grab a towel and smack Hidan in the face telling him to stop saying stuff like that, and that he needs to calm down. The laughing dies down and it goes back to being silent again. Itachi who never laughed in the first place sits there with that same pissed off look he has. Tobi throws his plate towards Deidara which hits him in the face and the food spills all over his lap and onto the table.
"Tobi no like Dei-chan!" Tobi shouts.
"Tobi!" Konan gasps. Everyone looks over at him as he slowly stands up and spills the rest of his food on Hidan's head.
"Look what you fucking did!" He shouts as the food slides down his coat and all over his lap. Tobi then throws a roll of bread at Dei's face and I bite my tongue really hard to laugh at this.
"Tobi upset, damn it!" He shouts and then takes Kakuzu's plate and flings it at them. Hidan losing his edge stands up to strangle Tobi and Pein stops him.
"There will be no fighting! Now sit down," He snaps and Hidan takes a seat after Pein basically pushes him down. Tobi walks out of the room and leaving behind the awkward silence. Konan goes off to comfort him and I look down at my lap. Hidan starts cursing under his breath and no one has the appetite to eat now. Pein opens a window to let out Tobi's accident and I look over at Dei who looks really angered by Tobi.
"Come with me," Dei mouths towards me and I look around as Kakuzu starts a conversation at the other side of the table.
"Stupid no one gives a fuck what you found under your bed!" Hidan snaps and Kakuzu gives him an angered look.
"Right now?" I mouth back to Dei. He nods then looks over at the others and pushes his chair back and without a word walks out of the room with his, don't bother me look. I wait a few minutes and push my chair back and Itachi looks up noticing this.
"Well what do you know…I knew they had something going on," Hidan thinks to himself as he watches Nayumei walk out of the kitchen with her long brown pig tails swaying side to side. Itachi leaves the table next. Hidan scratches his chin as he suddenly gets very curious to what Dei and Nay could be doing and he excuses himself as well.
~::.::.::.::.:: Meanwhile ::.::.::.::.::~
"Dei?" I say quietly while looking at his door slightly open. "Deidara...?" I mumble as I step closer to the door and an arm reaches out and pulls me in pinning me to the wall.
"Nay I need you," Dei whispers with his face only inches away from mine and I feel my face get red as it gets.
"Whaaaat?" I gasp and push him away.
"I need your help getting back at Tobi, yeah?" He adds and peeks out the door then closes it.
"Oh…." I sigh in relief and he looks at me confused, "But you and everyone else were laughing at him just because of his accident, sooo…. he kind of had a right to get angry like that."
"Alright I've thought of a plan," He starts talking, ignoring my comment. I glare at him and cross my arms and don't say anything. He explains that "we" are going to rig Tobi's room so when he goes in later he ends up crying in front of the rest of the members making himself look more like an idiot.
"I'm not doing that to poor Tobi," I add. He stops and notices my seriousness.
Hidan slowly creeps up to the outside of Deidara's room and with a blank expression listens to what's going on and can only hear whispering barely making the words out.
"Stupid fucks, I can't hear anything," He mumbles and presses his ear closer.
"Nay I need you," He whines and I give him a death glare. He trips on his rug and falls forward on his knees and moans out in pain.
"Jackpot!" Hidan thinks to himself. He hears someone coming down the hall and gets up and rushes to his room.
"Dei are you ok?" I gasp and help him up. Then he says he will cook for me for a week if I help him prank Tobi.
"Ugh….I'll think about it," I add while looking away. He grins and then pulls out a lump of clay from his desk asking for my help. I sit by him as he starts to work on it. I nudge his shoulder and he nudges back. He starts talking about how we are going to fill his bed with whip cream and he continues on about it. I already feel guilty for laughing at him and I don't think I can go through with this.
"Why are you mad about something as dumb as this?" I mumble and he looks up from his clay and at me.
"It'll be fun, yeah!" He says and goes back to work.
"Well can't you get someone like Hidan to help you with it? Not me…" I add. He then curses saying he hates Hidan and then it's like a light bulb turns on and he says he's going to be back. I leave behind the thing I was working on and head to my room for a nice nap. Letting him deal with the Tobi prank.
…...
Dei had rigged Tobi's room. He put whip cream all over the place and when that guy walked in a bomb had gone off in his closet and he wet himself and had stumbled onto his whip cream bed. Along with all the other things done to his room causing more rage in the guy. Dei and Hidan then showed up to take pictures laughing hysterically. Oh poor Tobi didn't see it coming.
"Oh Tobi will get even, Dei. Tobi be no one's fool," Tobi tells himself and clenches his fist.