Nokachi: NEW CHAPTER TIEM!
Black: And this time, I apologize to Red… who is still at Yellow's Room, watching romantic comedies.
Nokachi: Man, he's even gayer than we are.
Black: DON'T BAD MOUTH MY BOYFRIEND YOU BASTARD!
Nokachi: Anyways, the apology scene is set to the song "Kiss Me Deadly (live)" by Reel Big Fish, so I suggest you listen to it before, or during the apology, so you know what the hell is going on. I'm gonna stop the disclaimers here in the beginning, you already know what to expect at this point.
Normal POV
"Alright people! I'm back!" White beamed, as she walked in with Emerald and Gold draped over her shoulders, snapping both of them like towels, breaking their trance.
"Ewehwa… wha? Where are we?" Gold stammered.
"The Fiesta Deck, we need you two for Black's musical apology to Red."
"Ohhhh no, I am not touching this with a ten foot pole!"
"YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT, AND THAT IS FINAL!" White shouted. "And plus, I wouldn't even need you if Silver didn't run off, blame him."
"Grrrrr… fine… But you owe me one for this…"
"Good, because if we start now, I can teach you the trumpet."
"Wait, what? The trumpet-" Before Gold could finish, she had dragged him into a secluded room, picking up a spare trumpet on the way.
MEANWHILE, WITH SILVER…
Silver's POV
Alright, Father tipped me off to tonight's theft. I'm going to need to find my way into the vault, and protect it… but I would need a pass card to get by security… too bad this isn't the game, and I could just find one on a desk somewhere.
"Did someone think, pass card?" Mewtwo flashed in front of me. "Because I got one!"
"How the hell did you get a pass card?"
"It's a long story… but it involved two green onions, and a lot of perseverance."
"O…kay… So, you'll get me in?"
"Not only will I get you in, I'll join you! You humans are starting to get… interesting…"
"Awesome, now… if I want to slow Lance and Pryce down… I should set some traps…"
"I have some tricks up my sleeve, but, I'll only use them on one condition…"
"*sigh*, what is it?"
"APPLES! I have been having a craving for them lately."
"That is really weird, but okay, you get your apples, and I get some traps."
"Deal! Now… what traps do you want?"
MEANWHILE, IN YELLOW'S ROOM…
"Well, that was a nice movie, right Yellow?"
"Yeah, I've always liked that movie." *buzz, buzz* "Oh, I just got a text message! *check's phone* Hey, Red! There is a party going on at the Fiesta Deck, you wanna go?"
"Well, I don't know-"
"Good! Lets go!" Yellow took Red's arm, and bolted out the door.
"GYAAAA! YELLOW! SLOW DOWN!"
MEANWHILE, ON THE FIESTA DECK…
Black's POV
"Okay, guys! I just sent Yellow the text message! Get in position!"
"White, I can't lower this podium back down!" I complained from the stage.
"Did you press the button?"
"No, I just thought I could continually stomp on this giant podium for it to retract into the ground." I replied with a hearty dose of sarcasm.
"Ugh, I have to do EVERYTHING around here! Go, Shimama!"
"Shi! (lol, wut?)"
"Use thunderbolt on that podium, make it start working again."
"Shi? (long cat?)"
"Don't argue with me, just shock the damn thing!"
"Shi… (bossyfag much?)"
"FINE! I'll just use Emonga!" White released her electric flying squirrel.
"Shi! (That asshole?)"
"Emon! (you aren't nice!)"
"Shi… (whatever…) *returns self to pokeball*
"Emonga, give the podium a shock." Just, as she finished her order, the electric squirrel shocked the podium, rocketing it, and myself, into the ground.
"HOLY FUCK! …Thanks… I guess…"
"C'mon, Red! Pick up the pace!" Yellow showed up at the main door, signaling us. Everyone needed to get in position, we drilled this enough for everyone to know what to do… god I hope this works…
"Fine, Yellow, lets just do thi-… why is everyone all quiet?" Red entered the room, Alright… Showtime!
(Start playing the recommended song at this point. italics mean that everyone is singing.)
I pressed the button in my podium, causing mine, and the other three podiums to also raise out of the ground. I had a microphone in front of me, Green raised up holding a Ska-guitar, Gold a trumpet, and Sapphire was seated at a drum set. We were all wearing tuxedos, and I even had a cane and a top hat.
"I went to a party last Saturday night. I didn't get laid, I got in a fight Uh-huh… It aint no big thing… Late for my job and the traffic was bad, had to borrow ten bucks from my old man, Uh-huh… It aint no big thing. I went to a party last Saturday night, I told you that story, it'll be alright, Uh-huh… it aint no big thing… But I know what I like… I know I like dancing with you… And I know what you like… I know you like dancing with me. DANCE WITH ME! Kiss me once! Kiss me twice! C'mon pretty baby, kiss me DEADLY! Kiss me once! Kiss me twice! C'mon pretty baby, kiss me DEADLY!" Just as I finished that verse, the rest of the dex holders grabbed Red, and brought him on stage. "Had a few beers, getting high, sitting watching the time go by Uh-huh… It aint no big thing… Nothing to eat and no TV, looking in the mirror don't do it for me Uh-huh…It aint no big thing…" And I brought Red in closer, who was obviously still in shock in response to our random bursting into song. I then pulled him into a dance, and continued. "But I know what I like… I know I like dancing with you, oh yes I do… and I know what you like… I know you like dancing with me… DANCE WITH ME! Kiss me once! Kiss me twice! C'mon pretty baby, kiss me DEADLY! Kiss me once! Kiss me twice! C'mon pretty baby kiss me DEADLY!" And then Gold broke into a trumpet solo.
"Goldie long-stockings everyone!" I remarked sarcastically. "Look at him blow! You do this often?" He was staring daggers at me by the end of the solo…SOOOOOO worth it!
"Green, take over the lyrics, I'm gonna go sit down with Red." I said, leaving the stage, dragging an amazed Red behind me, Green picking up the lyrics.
"So, Red, how'd you like the show?"
"Uhhhbubaabuhhhhhh… wow…"
"I thought you'd say that, want some food?"
"Uh… y-yeah, sure…"
"Waiter!" Emerald came up the table in a suit, looking annoyed.
"What sir?…"
"Bing us an order of waffles, and two Cinnibar Volcano Burgers. (Nokachi: Thanks Mani, XD)" And Emerald walked away.
"Wow… Green really downplayed this when he texted me…"
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I knew all about this, and Cheren, for at least a good few hours now."
"W…wha… come again?"
"Well… when Cheren stopped by to see me at Yellow's room, she reacted very strangely to him, and had Golosk beat the shit out of him. I wondered why Yellow would act like that, so I started texting Green, and he told me everything."
"FUCK! This is why i told everyone to leave thier cellphones at thier rooms, this was supposed to be an awesome surprise!"
"Oh, don't worry, he was REALLY skeptical in the specticle of the event, but i have to say, you are are really good singer... its a bit of a turn on..."
"So… you'll take me back?"
"Hmmm… well, a good apology usually includes a red Italian sports car and a marriage proposal… but I guess my favorite foods and you being sexier than i thought physically possibly will do fine."
"Yay!" And I leaned over the table, and kissed him. As I sat back into my seat, the ground started to shake.
"What the-? An earthquake?" Red asked, slightly concerned.
"No… no it isn't…" I said, glancing at my watch, the time reading 00:00 "See, it's midnight, that's the civilians."
"They aren't coming here, are they?"
"Hopefully not, but lets lock the doors, we can't risk a stampede. We should hold out here, wait for the fervor to die down."
"How long do you think that's gonna be?"
"Maybe a few hours, what do you want to do to stay occupied?"
"Do you know any more Reel Big Fish songs?"
Nokachi: Alright, the next chapter will be Silver and Mewtwo's escapades in the security vault.
Red: By the way, Mewtwo, why were you acting like Ryuk from Deathhnote when you were talking with Silver.
Mewtwo: …character development?
Nokachi: For the lulz.
Black: Because Deathnote roxxors boxxors.
Mewtwo: All answers are acceptable.
Nokachi: Now, you 'member now little chillun, I don't own Pokemon, Deathnote references, Reel Big Fish, or a Fiesta Deck, and I claim no ownership over those items. If the slight Yaoi-sauce has offended you, go die... it wasn't even a lot.