Chapter 11 being a hero has a price
Rated M for language and sex jokes
Disclaimer I don't own South Park
Chapter 11 being a hero has its price
Ok folks sense we officially have our cast lets discuss the O.C's for just a minute now I do own 2 of the O.C's that you know and love and those are matt and nana. But Anna and Lana I don't own they are owned by a writer and a fan the fan is serendipityrain711 she is Lana she asked me to use her in a future story and yeah she had a cameo in how to seduce and ginger jersey Jew but she wanted a little more so yeah she is now a character now Anna is owned by EbbyGothic she is a south park fanfic writer and I would check her out she has some interesting stories now that we have that out of the way lets begin chapter 11
Lamas P.O.V
I got a message from butters he wants me to prepare for some hostility from a fatass named cartman ha I bet he's a real dick probably bullies him to no end I cant wait to put my hands on that asshole
"Lana we have to talk to you" said Philip
"Coming P" I said
My fathers were sitting down ready to talk
"So we understand South Park is your choice…I hope you know the sex acts and drug uses are pretty high there," said Terrence
"Don't forget the drinking" said Philip
"Guys I am a virgin and I wont lose it there nor will I do stupid shit like that…" I said
Yeah if my dads knew I smoked they would kick my ass also I love drinking at parties its fun I would never get smashed but yeah drinking games are awesome…I ALWAYS WIN
"Ok honey we just wanted to tell you that but remember we are always here for you if you need us" said Philip
"We love you," said Terrence
Anna's P.O.V
I hate shopping I hate people I hate being pretty and I hate it when Lana doesn't get laid by a girl who promised her sex cause then she tries to seduce me look Wendy had her period that night something's you cant change just wait like normal girls damn. Well this cant gets any worse.
And I spoke 2 soon cause when I turn my head I see Karen and ike making out and groping each other. Fuck now Kyle and Kenny are going to argue with each other about them dating well I aint going to be the one who tells them.
"HELP" yelled Karen
I turned around and saw 4 guys knock out ike and I ran toward them
"Ok pretty lady remember me well this time my balls aint going to be cut…but your pretty pussy is going to bleed ok boys drop them and lets enjoy ourselves," said the punk
I then tackled the guy to the ground and Karen managed to escape grab ike and run out of there. But then I got rewarded with a knife to the stomach…yay now I can die with a heroes death maybe god will give me a medal…. ehh probably end up being ass raped by Satan oh well he might be good in bed…I started to fade when a mysterious figure came beat up the 4 guys picked me up and carried me to the nearest store
"Matt is that you" I mumbled
"No its me Kenny stay with me now I aint going to let you die yet" said Kenny
I blacked out…
Matts P.O.V
Its been 1 week sense my least favorite day and I feel amazing its me and nana on the roof tanning in the freezing snow…shes nude and I have a Speedo on…. yeah ladies imagine that image
"So how much sun you getting," I asked
"A little sun its cold but embracing…. matt please stop staring I trust you enough to let you see me so don't let me regret that decision" said nana
"Sorry force of habit" I said
I then got a text
Kyle: MATT WHERE ARE YOU
Matt: on the roof with a hot babe catching some rays weird its cold as balls but the sun has never been more intense
Kyle: ANNAS BEEN ATTACKED
I then threw my phone and it hit a random guy in the head knocking him out
"Matt what's wrong" asked nana
"ANNAS IN THE HOSPITAL WE HAVE TO GO" I yelled
We then got dressed and ran to the car I drove to the hospital…wait I can't drive…. well fuck me
BACK AT THE HOSPITAL
Anna's P.O.V
My eyes are open to a shade of orange a white blob and a kid with 2 dots for eyes am I in hell
"Hey your awake" said Kenny
"Oh shit I thought I was dead…why did you save me" I asked
"Guys just go let me talk to her," said Kenny
The 2 kids left and Kenny and me talked like adults
"Don't make me tell matt you said that" said Kenny
"Me and him had a deal I won't kill myself if when I die naturally then he doesn't cry" I said
"Well he's on his way now" said Kenny
"Well good maybe then I can talk to a person not a creep," I said
"LOOK STOP OK I HATE DEATH I CARE ABOUT YOU DON'T YOU SEE THAT" yelled Kenny
My eyes shot open…he cares no one cares about me except nana and matt…why would he care about me
"Why would you care about a freak like me?" I said
"Because I like freaks it makes me feel like I am not alone in the freak department," said Kenny
"Well praise fucking cuthulu" I said
He then looked at me with a concerned face
"Your part of that cult" said Kenny
"No but I think its pretty interesting a being of pure evil living in another dimension I wish he was real" I said
"Don't you remember when he came to earth" said Kenny
"Really you actually believed that shit that he came out of the moon because of BP being so retarded…well actually the drilling of the moon would be something they would try but cuthulu being in it is highly unlikely" I said
"He is real Anna I saw him he told me I was immortal" said Kenny
"Well normally I would think your crazy but near death kind of opened my eyes to a lot…. plus I remember you choking on a meatball I cooked weird did that happen" I asked
"Yeah it did I wish it was your boobs that killed me" said Kenny
"Uggh ok look I will go out with you on 1 condition" I said
"What's that?" asked Kenny
"We don't have sex for a good 3 dates," I said
"Make it 4 if you agree with my condition" asked Kenny
"Oh what's that?" I asked
"Don't hit me" said Kenny
"Why wou…
He then locked lips with me it felt great I then grabbed his back clawing his back then reaching for his ass but then I saw 2 pairs of eyes staring
Matts P.O.V
"Uhh are we interrupting something?" I asked
Anna blushed and Kenny walked out just looking Im my eyes
"He's cute," said nana
"Jealous" asked Anna
"A little but now I cant seduce you" said nana
"Nana your like my daughter we were drunk that night ok" said Anna
"I actually don't want to sleep with you anymore I was just teasing you" said nana
"Ok Anna what happened" I asked
"4 punks tried to rape Karen so I tackled one of them and then got a souvenir for it a knife to the gut I am fine but the assholes got away Kenny saved me life" said Anna
I then walked away and went to Kenny. I then grabbed him and held him in my arms
"Dude what's up" asked Kenny
"You saved her life I trust you and I want you to take care of her," I said
"Thanks I appreciate that uhh is this gay" asked Kenny?
"You have a boner," I asked
"Yes do you?" asked Kenny
"Nope so yeah your gay I am not" I said
"Nope BI but I am attracted to Anna right now so yeah" said Kenny
MEANWHILE AT THE LEAUGE OF SUPER BEST FRIENDS
"We have word that a mugging in South Park happened," said Jesus
"We must find the punks," said Joseph Smith
"yes seamen go…..
everyones laughing
"its seaman comeone swallow lets go unload on those punks" said seaman
"wow he just said that I cant believe he said that" said jesus
MEANWHILE IN CANADA
Lanas P.O.V
I am messaging my Pen pal Butters and he is telling me his day
Butters: so yeah friend got hurt
Lana: oh no what happened
Butters: she was helping a girl and got stabbed with a knife
Lana: oh is she ok
Butters: yeah hes cool matts with her
Lana: well that's good her boyfriends with her
Butters: hes single
Lana: hmm well maybe I should meet this matt
He sounds interesting
END OF CHAPTER
Woohoo another chapter and nothing much on summery just review what you enjoy about this story every review helps me write